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Auseayo: Which faculty is gonna do deir putme 1st??...i hrd iz according 2 ur faculty!

cbrass: No but COPY,PASTE then BONDING(makesure its a covalent bond) there are some courses that are just too abstract and hard to cram so you divide the topics among your selfs then you have a formation of seating in the exam hall. You can do a 4-4-2, you cad do 4-3-3. The beauty of 4-3-3 is that you have 3 strkers which means your chances of scoring a "B" is high. Remember it works in a reverse I.e from the strikers to the midfiled then to the defenders and the last is the keeper. Mostly the keeper is a complete dull brain) but as a serious christian bonding is a sin so you better bond well with God if you can't bond with man

cbrass: You sure you warn learn

olumbha: he goes for biology and he reside in ekiti and
U ?

towsyne: in the brochure u can subtitute phy for math dats y i did math instead of phy....

So i wont b doin math in d putme its phy abi?

cbrass: Na so my brother o, only few lectures and very few ones maybe like two in the whole department will let you read to understand , so don't be decieved once you enter scl just start to dey cram, if you do it well you will graduate with a first class but mind you, you may not be relevant to the society cos you have learnt nothing or you can read to understand and be creative but you will likely graduate with a third class or if God is with you a 2.2 but you will be equiped enough for the labour market. SO THE CHOICE IS YOURS

olumbha: A joyful, peaceful, 1daful and merciful mornin 2u all in dis room

towsyne: am confused here and i need help 4rm all of u i choose microbiology nd did math,chem,bio nd eng in jamb so when i enquire abt d subject i will b doin in d putme i was told phy,bio nd chem another source told me dat it is d subject i did in utme i will b doin in putme which is math,chem nd bio so am vewi confused naw cause i dnt knw what to read mayb math or phy pls help o b4 its to late i nid to prepare

Benard94: Can u try to demystify it...simplicity me see ambiguous to some folk

FrancisTony: LOL! I am serious. But, he won't be allowed to write UI p.utme.

cbrass: Get a tutor to atleast put you through, a tutor is like a walker for babies, then I won't advice you to visit php.net cause you are likely to find it difficult to understand somethings there, as for me php.net is meant for intermediate or Pros.

Start by instaling all necessary things like warm server notepad plus or any text editor of your choice. Then learn the installations, after that learn how to use your browser to output your result I.e type localhost or 127.0.0.1 on your browser then go ahead to learn variables and some small code lines apllication of it . Eg
<?php
$seun="A boy";
Echo $seun;
?>

Goodluck

blexingpic: computer

cbrass: Yes o, na God save me sef, third class plenty die. 1÷1=2

0.5÷0.5÷0.5÷0.5 is also equals to 2. But if your lecturer gives you the first in his Godforsaken manual and you read to understand and give him the second example I gave then you score "F" in that course, I didn't know this not until I got to 400L but the damage has already been done. You keep wandering how you failed the course or score soo low in it.

blexingpic: Have been trying to do my post UTME registration but the site is just replying that my registration number is not found,at times it willbe telling me that my payment is not valid.Av anyone encountered the same problem too.Pls Do Reply i still cant register

cbrass: Bro although you maybe right but I will advice you learn how to cram oo, especially if you scl in LAUTECH my brother na third class or pass you dey take play oo

You must cram word for word, full stop for full stop, comma for comma

Auseayo: me don even cram d whole past question all d science subj
nd any1 wey i 4get,i go choose random!!

priscaoge:

Auseayo: yea....av gotten it,,all d subjects r smiling nd awesome buh dat CURRENT AFFAIRS iz nt smiling @all!!!...e b lyk sey dey import am 4rm moon

priscaoge: Whatever! Guess u will like to marry a dog huh

DickDastardly: Your own na ur dickk i go use juju bend face south

Danhumprey: Taaaaa! Shhhh! Wetin you fit do?

fellis: https://ec.l.thumbs.canstockphoto.com/canstock8663378.jpg

Very true, especially considering the fact she talks too much. I had a friend that started a big false rumour about how one of the girls she had a fight with was an undercover prostitute just because they had a fight where the girl told that friend some things she didn't like about her behaviour.

This one has a 50/50 chance of working some talkatives just have a weird and messed up compulsion to talk, they just can't help it. Some can even continue talking even if you lay down and pretend to be asleep, still talk even when you're reading with your school books in front of you, infact you can even be staring out the window, obviously distracted and lost in thoughts but they will keep talking. They don't need you to listen; they just want a human presence in the room while they talk because talking alone to yourself looks crazy.