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dhammer: Bro html, JavaScript, CSS would be useless to you if you plan on programming strictly . Python is a pretty simple language designed for easy learning and use. Please you can start it when ever you feel like, i suggest www.codecademy.com. It would be of tremendous help. Cheers.

Ceasar1: How? How are they thesame thing.

Tiyazman: May we collab na, I meean; the other kinda collabo

Valfrankie: [size=16pt]BALANCING THE SWITCH BETWEEN ON/OFF, My grandma always scooped enough soup for me to taste. Pouring back my soup into the pot n scooping a new one. Fishing n hunting in the soup pot. Eating from fire. The thing too much joor. GOD rest your soul grandma[/size]

decode55: THEFEAROFAPPROACHINGAGIRLOPHOBIA

lynpetra: The idea of couples sleeping together only in their matrimonial bed baffles me.It's so boring!Couples shud also learn to eat their dinner in restaurants sometimes.I don't see my sef doing that for the rest of my life when I am married.Every new hotel in town,na me and my husband go be the first guest .Make I hear say I no give am Mouth Action for the hotel pool as he downs his liquor,with a coded face. .

casket: You sound too harsh, Oga !
Being HIV positive is not a death sentence presently unlike pre-HAART era !
Some certain percentage of HIV victims got it from other means aside unprotected coitus....STOP THE STIGMATIZATION !

watchthisposter: 7 steps?

1 easy step to get out of the friendzone.

Stand in front of a mirror, look yourself in the eye and say "she's not into me" 77 times. At the end dress up, go out and meet other people/get a life and stop obsessing. Works every time.

J0nyb0y: did you say faith? What faith works with that type of prayer

Tolexander: a man impregnated his elder sister and tried in court, what about the elder sister impregnated?

Did he rape his elder sister?
Both of them should be tried in court for inbreeding!

barcanista: That one na wetin vex me pass. When I was 17 and friendzoned, this girl that I was "Hoping for" had her birthday party. I "donated" my 2 weeks Allowance to her party and even helped out in buying stuffs and things. I invited my padis to grace the day with hope that she will dance with me. men, after all my kindness, suffer and patience, this girl brought this dude to introduce to me ..."barcanista, meet Alex my Boyfriend. We met not long ago and I have told him a lot about you"....To the guy she said..."Alex meet my BEST FRIEND barcanista. He's very nice and caring". I no fit smile or cry, I begin de think of my life. As if that was not enough, She told everyone that she wanted to show them the person that has showed her love and that is important in her life. My Padis them don de think say na me, but ... Na Alex she call. Kissed him and they danced together. Me wey don endure no get shi-shi. Not even a hug . I decided that I can't take it anymore...

Danhumprey: Please,type in proper English. Gaddemit!

GentleNaaz: FACTS ABOUT WOMEN....
1. When a woman is angry, over half of
what she says she doesn't mean...
2. The most difficult time for a woman
is when she is away from the man she
loves.
3. A woman is not like 'dettol advert',
if you don't take care of her... Others
will.
4. It takes time for a woman to trust a
man, its hard to change when she
does, but if you mess up, you might
just forget it.
5. A woman is such a school you will
never graduate from.
6. Your wedding certificate with her is
not a "driving licence", its just a
"Learners permit"
7. She can be a very bitter now, and a
very sweet angel later on, it all lies in
your approach.
8. A woman hardly forget things, she
remembers hurts more, avoid making
her hurt.
9. A woman can be highly
secretive...Most times when they
prove hard to men, they go to their
closet and friends to cry.
10. All women Loves to be begged,
they love it more than they love men
often..

what are we supposed to do with this fuccking information

dagentility: No way,what happened to the house she was living in before we got married. I love my privacy alot. If i wear bum short now,she go dey scream say i wan seduce her son.

TyTymer: Lmao. I don't do business with losers o. Better to buy German hair.

Kslib: Damn! That was loooong read.

So neutrino wasnt widely embraced by physicists cos it didnt tally with many experiments that have been conducted which did confirm Einsteins theory of Special relativity.

I remember Stephen Hawkings confidently saying that the universe forbids anything to move beyond the cosmic limit. The opera experiment which noticed netrino moving faster that light must have been a slap in the face.