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Simply_me,na u I dey see 4 ma dreams oooooooh!

Holy ghoooooooooooooost,Firrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee!

Dry!

This Yoruba man called Segoye no get ass to show us.Infact,he doesn't know what to post!

I need some1 to repair ma heart now.Looks like am beginning to recover 4rm that shit!

If u were born on 8th march,ur gifted.Contact ur birthday mate on karl_ken2001@yahoo.com .or 08054959160

It depends on what u mean by my gal,a fling,regular date,fiancee,or what?U dont jst have to go about washing undies of any woman.A man can wash his wife undies in desperate situations or as a mark of affection!

busybody,I need a blow joboooooh! .

Endometriosis will most likely cause pain during menstruation not ovulation.If paracetamol cannot stop d pain,piroxicam caps or ibuprofen tabs will do.Have fun!

Mid cycle pain is experienced by 30% of women.Even in those who do,the intensity varies from month to month.Analgesics(NSAIDS) and antimotility agents are useful.Mittlesmersh(midcycle pain) is caused by irritation of the tissues(peritoneum) around the ovaries by little blood that comes out with release of an egg(ova).If,however,the pain is severe consult your dr.!

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Men who beat up women are lazy men who try to convince themselves of their strength by testing their laziness on a woman


P.s: some women can be a pain in the ass at times, u can't help but strike her to make her shut up

.Women can be pain on our ass at times.Some women/g/f do confess that they enjoy being beaten or the begging/petting that comes thereafter. .Anger is temporary madness, mind you!We all get angry when provoked.Its only a silly woman that her hobby beats twice.Think about that !

The Nigerian police force is a monumental failure.Their motto to serve and protect with integrity is the opposite of what they do.Imagine armed police officers on duty in Aba running away like small kids cos they made me ram into a car in my front that they stopped suddenly.                                                                                                                       At another check point an officer after checking my papers asked me about my ECMR.The officer does not know d meaning of ECMR when I pretended as if i do not know what that is.Bail is free but u must pay #5000 officially b4 ur released if picked or invited by police to assist in investigation.                                                                                         Another shameless policeman was busy picking his #20 notes dropped by an angry commercial driver while lifting the other hand to stop an oncoming vehicle that nearly crushed him to death!

when a ? is wrong,all answers are wrong.@poster,country not conutry! .@Otuwe,maybe he meant Nigerian

OMG,lol

Which 1 be this on our romance thread.im pay u to advertise 4 him? nna waaooh!

@Nduvic.Theoritically,make her a close friend,show caring and support always.In practice,that shouldn,t be ur worry now.Face ur studies. Graduate 1st,serve,establish urself and think of marriage.I was in ur shoes 4yrs ago.Dont run urself into physical(hiv,pregnancy) or psychic(heartbreak,failures) problems 'cos of a woman in school.Do u have d wherewithal to shoulder her responsibilities?Can u compete with a working dude if she('cos she will soon) runs into 1?Finally,the beautiful ones are not yet born.Less than 3% of school r/ships are fruitful!

It's wrong to compare dates,life and emotion with cars nd sparetyre.Certainly hurts harden up people and makes us trust others less.Material and emotional satisfaction and uncertainty about the future push people into doubledating.Life it self is an experiment.My heart has bn broken once,i cant withstand anoda.Its ok to double date but we must have d "condom culture" and avoid hurting others!

@poter!Diatance aint no barrier but ? here is what do want in a r/ship at 20?.Ur still yong and have got plenty of time to know men.Keep in touch while working out a career 4 urself!

Funny enough the story line of most of d home videos will always be predictable-voodoism,romance(husband or wife cheating).Little exist that are educative and targetted to d expected audience(10-30yr olds).Scripts shld be academic,health,current affairs,positive marital affairs related not voodoism and crime.Parents shld control their wards rate of viewing tv.

N-joy,u are my heartrob & am not gonna let u go but b4 I we work out things I want to do some fasting & praying!

@poster! How to make ur man luv u-stand in his front naked! .siiiiiiimple!

@If ur single,update ur profile with all ya contacts or post ur contacts on this thread! Thats d only way to add meaning to it.Afterall,I hear there are testimonies of those u met their spouses at Nairaland,Praaaaaaaise da lord;AAAAAAAAAAlaluya!Lol

@ poster,absolutely correct fact in Naija.Infact we had established that the heart of a chick is inside the engine of a car!When I cruise round town,Ph chicks will focus on d driver always rather than mind the ever busy road.1 rammed into me last week.Funny enough,to most of dem Jezebels,a car is a car.Who bothers about the make so long as its flashy.1 is always contented if I visit in school with my boss's VW tuareg even if I visit empty-handed.Dem Jezebels will sleep sleep with u & thank u after if u,ve got a state-of-da-art machine.make una no crucify meooh.Truth de bitter!

It was my g/f b/day in the university & I was to take she & her rmates out.I had earlier called to inform them to dress up.I went with my gee to fetch them in a cab.To show off to ma gee,I proudly bumped into their room wtout knocking.Lo and behold all4 were not only naked bt in different postures doing that thing I hate(dont ask me what) .I was abt running out when d craziest of them all draggd me back!Hear her;did u see anything,I repeat did u?No, I muckled!.It took d intervention of my lesbie g/f(I never knew) to rescue from those totochoppers. .

@poster. are u m or f? .If u are m .If not ur just being jealous,aproko!

The worst hasn,t been heard.Home(Nigerian) videos has taken d minds of my sis. & my cousin. Imagine none of them knows the Gov. of Rivers state(we reside in Portharcourt),capital of Sokoto state,current vice chancellor of their university nor new British PM! :oWhat should I do?Should I stop paying 4 cable subscription?Some1 pls help!

@t N-joy! Na waooh!.I think say we don settle.Y u dey lambast me?I was excited that u finally conceded to superior arguement.My 85yr old grandfather still has instant erection!If my popsie get u,u go carry ur pant 4 hand run. .Dont even try meooh.I am a sportsman.If I catch u in my bedroom,u will disengage that ur fiancee.I am looking 4 a wifey but not the 1 wey no de cook nor wash but just looking 4 an erect penis to swallow.Husband scarceoooh! .N-joy,anyhow e be,blow ur trumpet. anything can happen(even on Nairaland).Advice no be curse!

Naija Chicks And Movies

NCAA chicks craze 4 movies.

Imagine my sister, watching Nollywood while the family's breakfast got burnt!

Same with my ex. who can keep vigil to finish part 3 or 4,

My question is do they learn anything from watching!No noticeable positive character change from them so far!

What are u really out 4;a beautiful vagina or a sweet one?