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Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Tb Joshua's Birthday Bash. by KarmaMod(f): 4:24pm On Jul 22, 2008
No it's cos of the white people there grin
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Tb Joshua's Birthday Bash. by KarmaMod(f): 3:51pm On Jul 22, 2008
KunleOshob:
How come all the whites in TB's church are given front row sits? is it a form of discrimination against fellow blacks? An advertising strategy? or just a ploy to mis-lead complex stricken people like lucabrasi.
Lmao. apparently his trick is working based on this thread.

I remember when I was in secondary school and my siblings and I would watch his "show" as a a comedy hour

"I am Obanje with 7 powers, TB Joshua delivered me"

Then they cut to a bunch of trailer trash Germans and Lebanese screaming "I was diagnosed with cancer with 3 months to live, TB Joshua SAVED MY LIFE"

If anyone really watched his "show", you'd realize he only reads ONE verse from the bible,. The same verse each time and the rest of the show is him bringing people to give testimonies of his supposed miracles.

It's like people refuse to believe that there are POOR white people too. Give anyone money and they will say whatever you want, esp those desperately in need.

There's no difference between Joshua and Guru Malhaji. His house is a 10-15 min drive from ours in Ibadan. Every Friday he too had beggars in front of his gate an dthey were fed with bread and goat meat. Nice thing one would say but I wouldnt be surprised if there was something deeper to the act

Would you say Guru was a "man of God" too.

Gosh people need to stop being so damn naive
BusinessRe: ATM Withdrawal Charges by KarmaMod(f): 3:35pm On Jul 22, 2008
Can you imagine? People are too funny

At least around your area things are still abit cheaper with $1.75, $2

Make the mistake of using a Wachovia or Chase ATM with a different card and they are charging you $3.00/$3.75

Now I try to hold as much for whatever so I dont have to be forced to use those damn things
BusinessRe: ATM Withdrawal Charges by KarmaMod(f): 3:23pm On Jul 22, 2008
Are you people drunk? huh

I live in The States. Why would I lie?

For example, Try using a HSBC card at a Chase ATM and see if you wont be charged a withdrawal fee. Are you serious?

Infact not only would the Chase ATM charge you, HSBC would also charge you for not using a HSBC ATM, so that's two charges for using an "outside" ATM.

Alot of banks are like this cept for a few like Wamu that don't charge when you use atms of different banks. The catch of course is that these banks that don't charge you are usually not as popular/don't have that many branches.
TV/MoviesRe: The Dark Knight: The Best Movie Of 08 by KarmaMod(f): 5:55am On Jul 22, 2008
Oh so you finally enjoyed a movie eh?

We thank God tongue
RomanceRe: Standby Generator by KarmaMod(f): 5:31am On Jul 22, 2008
Wait your turn tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Which Nairaland Chics Do U Think Is Pretty by KarmaMod(f): 5:31am On Jul 22, 2008
so true. chika
RomanceRe: Standby Generator by KarmaMod(f): 4:29am On Jul 22, 2008
Lmao. Na insult if you sit there while he's frolicking looking for madam right when you should be searching as well.

If it turns out you two are meant to be, even better. No need of thinking "I wish I had seen what blah blah had to offer" tongue

Either way it's not really popular for those in a rush wink
RomanceRe: Standby Generator by KarmaMod(f): 4:13am On Jul 22, 2008
[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=153066.msg2539503#msg2539503 date=1216696020]Oh ok, thanks.

Both which stupid guy/girl will agree to that? "oh yea, we're dating but you can talk to other guys too".
Rubbish. people and their sense of stupidity.

If I say yes to a guy, let him keep wandering his eyes o, just don't wonder why sango used his eyes as a button later on. nonsense![/quote]Some do. *shrugs* People come to an agreement. I think everyone should be given the right to go for BETTER if the opportunity is given. I perosnally dont like being caged unless Im sure of what im getting into/believe the person is completely worth it.

But if the person doesnt agree with such an arrangement others should accept that and not go off cheating.
RomanceRe: Standby Generator by KarmaMod(f): 4:01am On Jul 22, 2008
Meaning if she makes it clear from the beginning with "Yea we should probably just date now, nothing too serious yet. Im fine with hanging out with you but I wont agree with being exclusive until Im sure of you"

if he's fine with that and accepts, it's not cheating.

More people should just be upfront with such and cheating would decrease.
BusinessRe: ATM Withdrawal Charges by KarmaMod(f): 3:56am On Jul 22, 2008
away4real:
Absolute rubbish. Are the banking halls acquired for free. The question is why introduce the ATM in the first place? Charging for using ATM is another sad story of our distorted environment.
Banks aboard charge you for withdrawing from ATMs as well.Only wya you can avoid such charges is if you use the ATM of YOUR bank. It has to have your bank logo. Like Chase account holders dont get charged for using Chase ATMs anywhere they go. They should do that in Nigeria

and I'd rather be charged for taking money out than have some bloody bank take money from my account every month for no reason. Thankfully my bank doesnt do that nonsense
RomanceRe: Standby Generator by KarmaMod(f): 3:42am On Jul 22, 2008
[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=153066.msg2539460#msg2539460 date=1216694458]Ehrrrrm, Any woman that keeps a man on a standby is a cheat. Same goes for the guys[/quote]Not if he's aware.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Tb Joshua's Birthday Bash. by KarmaMod(f): 3:31am On Jul 22, 2008
Not a fan of R&B. Sorry. grin

You take things way too seriously. why are you so paranoid? all cos of "lololo" o ga.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Tb Joshua's Birthday Bash. by KarmaMod(f): 2:35am On Jul 22, 2008
You people need to realize that you cant "joke" with this dude.

Pent up frustration all around

Maybe TB Joshua can loosen him up. grin
CelebritiesRe: Most Beautiful Women Of All Time by KarmaMod(f): 1:26am On Jul 22, 2008
How the hell is it all those mediocre women are above Catherine Zeta Jones?
Music/RadioRe: Who Is Better - Tu Face Or Dbanj? by KarmaMod(f): 11:32pm On Jul 21, 2008
Harmonica is better than nothing.

I love hearing it in his songs actually
TV/MoviesRe: The Dark Knight: The Best Movie Of 08 by KarmaMod(f): 11:14pm On Jul 21, 2008
seems like sisi wants to die angry

He's been mine since he was Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

I AM the reason he gained weight back from The Machinist.

HE LOVES ME DAMMIT.

kiss Bale

I have to talk to him about that raspy voice bullshit though.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Have A Confession To My Nairaland Friends by KarmaMod(f): 10:56pm On Jul 21, 2008
Um it's obvious that it's due to being banned undecided
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by KarmaMod(f): 10:44pm On Jul 21, 2008
Sisikill:
The falling in love one has got me stumped. Honestly what I recall was feeling so light headed and like I was going to puke but that's not what the movies tell you it feels like. So i figure it would be best if I saved everyone from having to read crap about throwing up, sweating and stammering like a goat. LOL
You cant escape! I wanna read your take!

I would love to read your short "plays" on

1. Falling In Love
2. Cheating
3. Life changing Moment
4. Erotica!
5. Fear.

wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Have A Confession To My Nairaland Friends by KarmaMod(f): 10:40pm On Jul 21, 2008
Btw osisi I do agree with hannibal. Chnage the title to "nairaland Confession", the whole forgive me thing makes it seem like you owe people the truth when you really dont. You're only doing it for YOUR own peace of mind.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Have A Confession To My Nairaland Friends by KarmaMod(f): 10:39pm On Jul 21, 2008
lmao tpia, but how does he try to give the impression of a female

I've always thought "he" was male?
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Have A Confession To My Nairaland Friends by KarmaMod(f): 9:15pm On Jul 21, 2008
Queenisha:
I work part time that's why.
and they are well behaved and not little itsy babies.
toodlers? Good. Are you done with children?

It's too expensive to have many now!
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Have A Confession To My Nairaland Friends by KarmaMod(f): 9:10pm On Jul 21, 2008
OMO IBO:
i never lie for internet. and the last thing i'd be lying about are my kids and partner if i had one
she never lied about not being married. Just about HOW LONG she's been married

Quit acting like a jobless female
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Have A Confession To My Nairaland Friends by KarmaMod(f): 9:05pm On Jul 21, 2008
Only reason why I didnt think you had kids yet, INFACT I was actually thinking you were presently pregnant with your first child embarassed tongue is cos of all the time you seem to have on NL

Your kids must not be time consuming monsters. Lucky You grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Have A Confession To My Nairaland Friends by KarmaMod(f): 8:58pm On Jul 21, 2008
Osisi, any reason why you feel the need to share this with people on a mere forum? That's kind of weird huh

It's hardly a lie, just that you've been married way longer than you mentioned on here

*shrugs* Not a big deal. How did AJ figure it out?

I was hoping the confession was that you are Yoruba or actually married to a Yoruba man with tribal marks tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Become Such Monsters? by KarmaMod(f): 8:50pm On Jul 21, 2008
Queenisha:
no people please don't misunderstand me this is all in good humor.
A conversation may go something like

Queenisha; ah ah the babe how come I'm calling and no response,I hope oga is not killing you this weekend

My friend; For where ? the man is mad at me and frowning all over the place

Queenisha: ah ah Ify you know what to do now,it will only cost a few wild ones and he's back in order

My friend[/b]Is it only wild ones, this one calls for a couple of mouthfulls too,you know how these Igbo men are.

[b]Queenisha
Are you telling me ?please let him take it easy before he chokes you to death
grin
LiteratureRe: Role Play: Reloaded by KarmaMod(f): 8:42pm On Jul 21, 2008
Loved it SiSi.

Im glad you decided to join in

Now tackle the other themes! grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Become Such Monsters? by KarmaMod(f): 8:25pm On Jul 21, 2008
Lol you really think he's GONNA tell YOU if he's discussing you with his friends?

Can women be any more naive?
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Become Such Monsters? by KarmaMod(f): 8:18pm On Jul 21, 2008
Lady J:
i feel u my brother,i can imagine my hubby telling his best friend how good i am on bed,d shame sef too much for me,because anytime d friend sees me,he will def remember what my hubby told him,i go just die of sham
Those that should be embarrassed as those who are NOT good in bed with their hubbies

Be flattered if his friend is jealous of your husband tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Become Such Monsters? by KarmaMod(f): 8:16pm On Jul 21, 2008
Queenisha:
we just talk of how good they are and how to make it even gooder since my friend is as romantic as myself.
We love to be loved.
Dont mind them osisi. If you dont do certain things, they'll be the first ones to say its cos you didnt wanna learn. Now you're learning from a very good friend and they are still whining. abegi no mind them

Btw we already know who DIDNT keep the promise tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Become Such Monsters? by KarmaMod(f): 8:04pm On Jul 21, 2008
davidylan:
This one na wa. cheesy
Unwritten rule for the male - never talk about your wife in bed with another man even your own father!
Yet they do it all the time

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