₦airaland Forum

N3TRAL:
The North remembers.

Jagaban is Allah's will for us.

God willing, he will put a total end to suffering in Nigeria.

Any challenge against Bola Tinubu is a challenge against Islam because he is Allah's response to our cries.

Allah 'Akbar ♥️

الله أكبر

Everybody dey jeje, inside this steamy, smelly section dey rugged am, each man with him opinion axe. You go bring your Allah come enter where them dey throw feaces and bottles. Anything wey him take e head carry, na you cause am o.
If you value your own Gawd don't bring him to the dust with you to play with other men. So when he gets soiled, you bear the curses yourself, not shout "blasphemy!" and put it on others.

Moferere:
Their choice

And this one is someone's wife?
And this one is someone's mother?

Mad people everywhere

Na you be number 1 for the list of the mad people na. Your entire household follow for back.

Kobonaire4:
Both of you should calm down, because, to be honest, both of you are guilty.

Racoon, was it not the same sahara reporters you people call a paragon of truth when it reports things that you like?

Ditto, Seunmsg...you are now calling Sahara reporters a liar when before 2015 it was giving hard hitting journalism in your opinion..

At the end, both of you are representing your side. And both sides have left this country in a mess.

Better stop running after men, and go into politics and change Nigeria. Because it is getting too bad, and y'all are still supporting the same bad leadership.

Raccon, your GEJ is why we are under Buhari, and Seunmsg, thanks to APC, Nigeria is worse than it was 8 years ago, and is about to get worse.


But as I said, both of you are too intelligent to be follow follow. Both of the sides you are backing have messed up this country. And you are both still defending them.

This guy, u just have a special grace for talking nonsense.
How did Goodluck make the guy chose Buhari? Buhari that has always been on an idiotic class of his own?

seunmsg:
It’s unfortunate that characters like you are still stuck in 2015. Buddy, Jonathan lost 8 fvcking years ago. Move on and stop crying about it. We’ve had two national elections since then and most of the political actors involved in the 2015 election have since aligned and realigned. Everyone has moved on including Jonathan who is now laughing at you.

Jonathan lost is one thing. Jonathan let it stay that way is another thing.
If Jonathan had listened to the bulk of PDP leaders, he would have rigged that election and you would have cried and nothing would've happened. Buhari would've have lamented and instigated more terrorist attacks and kidnappings like Chibok and nothing would've happened. PDP would've still been in power today.
You can athirst to the fact that Buhari is a woeful failure. After buying your hearts with the "I am for everybody and I am for nobody" scam.
Now the father of agberos is coming out to say "its my turn", disregarding the opinions and concerns of good citizens

Revolution2022:
The Sahara reporters publication was a sponsored stories that came from a spokesman for tinubu.If you check the 2 stories, people's Gazette stories first came before the Sahara reporters in other to thwart the people's Gazette.If you check the time the 2 exclusive publication was posted.People;s gazette was 16;00, while Sahara reporters was 18;00.

Oil dey your head. They came up with the Paris trip line to rubbish claims and proofs that Tinubu visited CJN in London.

Boomkalakuta:
Bola Ahmed is a criminal

...and he bribed iNEC to rig the presidential elections in his favor, so therefore he's a disaster to our democracy and must be shamefully stripped off the stolen mandate.
These are all that matter.

Every other thing is a distraction from the above.
That's the only way to move forward. Any other way takes us devastatingly backwards.

seunmsg:
In the last 24 hours, two of Nigerias leading sensational media outfits, Saharareporters and People’s Gazette have published exclusive stories about the whereabout of the president-elect, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

While Saharareporters is reporting exclusively that Tinubu is in Paris undergoing urgent medical treatment, People’s Gazette is also reporting exclusively that Tinubu is in London meeting secretly with the CJN who disguised on a wheelchair to London.

Both stories are said to be exclusive and from reliable sources. So the question is, how is it possible for Bola Tinubu to be receiving urgent medical treatment in Paris and at the same time be meeting with the CJN in London?

To sane minds, the answer is obvious: both Saharareporters and People’s Gazette are lying shamelessly. This goes to show the extent to which some of these discredited media organizations can go in spreading fake news against the president-elect.

My message to Nigerians is to be wary of news from these platforms. Do not believe whatever you read from SH, PG and other platforms until credible evidences are provided or the news is reported by more responsible and neutral platforms. Irresponsible politicians are trying to use irresponsible media platforms to derail our democracy, we must not allow them.

Guy, go look for better ground sidon.
This doesn't change the fact that presidential election was a sham and a shame. Doesn't change the fact that stolen mandates will be shamefully returned.
This country is facing a critical moment. Tinubu as a president could usher in the break up this sick system.

NobleStag007:
Once again.. Talking without knowledge. In computer age..

You don't even know who is a Muslim..

Osama was a devout Muslim, so was Shekau and Idi amin. At least I know 3 perfect examples.

NobleStag007:
If you believe democracy will solve the world's problem. You are on a long thing.

Do you think good governance has to do with good roads and good power supply and beautiful buildings?

This complain about democracy is everywhere


Sharia is the only way out

You can imagine such audacity. This is what Muslim Muslim ticket has caused. If Tinubu should become president, many ugly things will raise their heads. Just imagine what this one is saying.

What benefit or development has Sharia ever brought to the world? Mention one.
The northern states that uphold it are terribly underdeveloped and retarded.

Sometimes I wonder how I come take share the same country with some people wey dey reason like apes.

vacanci:
Labour Party wing.

the script started with the fake prophecies and so everything that was scripted is being forced to play out.

Same prophet that said PDP will loose Rivers Governorship and that Omo Agege will win Delta?

How on earth do they think that Buhari will just announce an interim government. They think they are the only one that can protest.

Deny Jagaban the swearing in and see the army of protests that will spring up. You guys think that man is ordinary politician? He should be studied.

Yeah. As a specimen for the zoo; you and him

Tflex01:
Pro Tinubu guys should start planning for these guys as soon as possible... Igbos don't mind if North rule them forever, Yoruba is their biggest headache. They had no choice in 1999 because Yoruba contested against another Yoruba but they still chose the one unpopular among the Yorubas.

This was how Igbos protested against Abiola's mandate in 1993 that justified Babangida's interim government instead of handing over to Abiola... The depth of Igbo's hate for the Yorubas is just unimaginable.

Stench.

Lanretoye:
yea,as disgusting as your stupid states that is inhabitable for you and your fellow fools that makes you slaves to tinubu in Lagos.shameless idiots,thunder fire u if u can’t leave lagos out of provocation.combine all your southeastern states and ask your self if u have faired better than lagos since 1999 till date,mumu.

Can't even understand what you typed. Letters and words all muddled up into a mess. Looks like punctuation is your worse nightmare.

Seun sef no gree upgrade nairaland so that urchins like you go fit use voice notes in your mother tongue and google translation to communicate, instead of typing what your brain cant carry, disgracing your whole clan. I cant blame you , na Seun I blame wey dey run nairaland like danfo.

computer0810:
The only job rufai is doing is to give platform and clout chase with d headless mob.... dis foolish arise tv ppl were supporting emefiele with d naira crisis and dey r for anything against tinubu

Very foolish set of ppl

They're foolish because they are against Tinubu forcing his walking corpse on well meaning Nigerians.

Arespect10:
I thought Buhari was once your number one enemy? Now it's Tinubu, u guys will never cease to amaze me

What's the difference between Destruction and Annihilation?
If there are any, it's as good as the difference between Buhari and Tinubu.

CXLVII:
That’s my president

The best thing to happen to Africa and the world!

Evidence of strong typhoid in the brain

NwekeUG:
As muslims begin to observe the holy month of Ramadan, Nigeria's President-Elect, Bola Tinubu prays for peace, unity and harmony in Nigeria during the holy month, IGBERETV reports.

His tweets read;



https://twitter.com/officialABAT/status/1638877333628100608?t=dnOz8ynema8U27i0tbUMaw&s=19

Seun Lalasticlala Mynd44 nlfpmod

Rabbish

Aldol:
Go and burn the small boys locking you up with chains every Monday before I take you serious

This idiot think say I be Igbo?
You even think say I dey South East?
Eleyi ti ya were sha.

Nigga you no know say Peter Obi movement na ideological movement, no be tribal one?

You're already burning in bigotry without match sticks.
Set yourself free, man. Start with your brain.

Aldol:
Only your houses go burn

Unless your house dey under water, else we go burn am join.

onthehill:
Mechanic Returns N10.8m Mistakenly Sent To His Account, Gets Rewarded With N50k (Photos)

A Nigerian auto mechanic identified as Timothy has been rewarded with N50k for returning N10.8m mistakenly sent to his bank account, IGBERETV reports.

One of Timothy's customers, Chinonso Ndukwe, disclosed this on Facebook, saying that Timothy narrated the story to him when he met him on Tuesday.

Sharing a photo he took with Timothy, Chinonso wrote;



https://www.facebook.com/100000031214424/posts/pfbid02QJNqfTLJ6HeP8zxdo1FQQHCLyesnKnd8RcffuYhnyLNSHPtTiCfPxtUe733Yq4Fhl/?app=fbl

These are the kinda people we suppose do gofundme for. No be celebs wey dey nosedive to poverty after flexing big man life.

Aldol:
Only ur house wi burn

We go join your own put. All houses must burn.

vicdom:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/03/breaking-alleged-incitement-keyamo-petitions-dss-demands-peter-obis-arrest/

Evil bird don shit on top this guy head.
On similar situation like this na e Nebuchadnezzar begin chop grass. Gawd epp us.

DMerciful:
SW practically brought a man that has given up to be president, to punish the whole country. Bubu is by far the worst thing to happen to Nigeria

Tinubu could be the next worse catastrophe to finally sink Nigeria.

Nazgul:
How Nigerians voted APC during the presidential election despite Buhari's massive failure still remains a mystery to me.

E shock you abi?
What tribalism cannot do does not exist.

Racoon:
https://www.thecable.ng/buhari-i-am-eager-to-go-i-want-to-focus-on-my-farms/amp

The Late Nelson Mandela of blessed memory, even in his grave, is far more useful than a living Muhammadu Buhari, because his excellent legacies are still felt till date.

blueAgent:
The streets are neat becos both the government and ppl appreciate a good and healthy environment.

So you must be sick before you know that you should NOT be living with filt?

No wonder Nigeria is a 3rd world country.

Wtf!
You're saying the same thing I said and misunderstanding me at the same time. The problem here now is your comprehensive ability; It's anemic.

onthehill:
"My Wife Is 21" - 60-Year-Old Kano Man Accused Of Marrying 11-Year-Old (Photos)

A 60-year-old man, Aminu Danmaliki, accused of marrying an 11-year-old girl in Kano State, has spoken out about the rumour, IGBERETV reports.

The wedding video recently went viral on social media, with people claiming he married an 11-year-old girl, which they condemned, claiming that underage girls should be protected rather than married off to old men.

Danmaliki, via his Facebook page on Wednesday, claimed that his wife is 21 years old and not 11 years as people claimed on social media.

He wrote,



https://www.facebook.com/100002892397046/posts/pfbid02qUdDi6FjV3rBXEiBKbHmmV6rJKNoheab5msaxqUaDDaNSePSBGHxDNYxGm3nZKyXl/?app=fbl

There's a little difference between him and the Ooni of Ife. Their multiplying effect make up a good part of Nigeria's problems. Soaring population against mismanaged resources.
Even King Solomon that they're competing with asked God for wisdom first, to manage resources and people. But these ones na minus.
Most of our leaders take up positions to feed fat, and enjoy frivolities.
To whom much is given, much is expected, doesn't apply here.
They gulp so much and give very little or nothing in return. Some have decided to take turns in acquiring these sensitive positions, so they can gather riches for themselves. That's how we got emilokan.
The agbada has always been one of our biggest setbacks.

Neoteny7:
Massive alligator casually crossing roads in Florida: no problem

A few lean cows crossing roads in Nigeria: uproar and uprising.

People dey shout fine street, fine street.
If na cows dey cross that road you think say e for enter anybody eye here?

emu22:
Leave alligator first,anybody noticed how neat the street is,danm dese guys dom go far abeg.

Neatness of that street may not have much to do with the government, than with the people there. Maybe because they fall sick easily than we do, so they take precautions way seriously than we do.

You see an average Lagosian now with a pack of crackers, check back after 30 minutes and ask him where he dropped the pack of crackers. You can be damn sure he won't remember.
Now multiply that 'lifestyle' by 500,000, then you'll know what we're talking about- a huge mess

obinna58:
This could be Africa but our selfishness no gree

Tribalism no allow us see road well to chose better leader. Even the one wey we no chose, dem dey force him dead body on top us.

Apholaby:
The first few days of Ramadan are tricky. Follow these counter-tricks to survive it.

1. If you want to keep your appetite high for sahuur, don't eat to your fill during iftoor. The more iftoor you eat, ceteris paribus, the less sahuur will be appealing to your body, vice versa.

2. The best time to do an 'ibaadah is when it comes to your mind that it's time for it. Believe me time for each 'ibaadah passes like a rocket! Procrastination switches off 'ibaadah mode.

3. Read the Qur-aan only to understand better what you are reading, not to finish looking through. We don't want: alamlamla-mlamalamalamaldanhdy (verse 1). Wa-kaana ahmaldnagncdmalma-alamal-kaaldndbjalldm (verse 2).

4. Do not sleep (re oju die) close to the time of iftoor. You may meet 'omi isanwo' alone in some households if you wake up late. It's not 'ika' (being mean to you). It's sustainable consumption that makes the other members of the household who are awake to finish it all.

5. Eat not too heavy not too light food for sahuur or eat a mixture of both. Eating the former only makes you offload all immediately after sahuur sleep. Eating the latter, well, you know by yourself because you are a witness over your body.

6. When you feel tired or exhausted, don't lie down and press phone. Get a cold shower (not hot o) and take as long as your body demands, find a cool place to absorb some breeze without wiping the leftover moisture on your body and pack your 'ibaadatic activities to where it's cooler. You'll be active for longer. It's sunnah too.

7. Don't underestimate making du'aa for things you want from Allaah at the time of breaking your fast. It is also a period between adhaan and iqoomah. Many people forget these du'aa fast-trackers. Others don't care about them.

8. Attending tafseer sessions after 'asr till iftoor has no match. No other 'ibaadah between those two periods takes less effort and gets you distracted from the worldly affairs than it.

9. Wake people too, most people sleep close to sahuur (chai social media, omo ale nio o). Believe me, missing sahuur is a faster's nightmare (e ma biinu eyin oni oyinbo). You may need your neighbour to not miss it some days.

10. If you are married and live with your spouse, be careful. O gbo, be ki ni....? Be careful so that you won't be looking for fatwaa that exonerates you from the hun-hun that you did. Remember, we won't know about it but when we want to search a related issue on Shaykh Google, it suggests what you asked Shaykh G to us also. Unfortunately, what you did is not what we are looking for.

Come Seun, I have to derail this thread for this reason;
I wanted to ask a question here and I got faced with some Islamic oath or something, more like agreeing to TACs of a merchant site.

Why must I do that?

If I must do that, why don't you do same protocols for Christian related posts?

Don't you know you're indirectly placing premium on one religion over another?

Why don't you convert nairaland to an Islamic forum and see how you'll loose a huge dose of the traffic that enables your financial benefits overnight?

No let devil use you destroy wetin you dey try build o. Make you get sense sha.

Maize247:
GRV is not just a boy but a small boy. You wanted to become Lagos State governor without paying your due. You obviously lack experience and capacity.

What are the dues?
godfathers? Thug appeasements?

You have a sick system where development has been stalled for decades. That same system is the reason your family members will kill to live in Europe or earn in dollars, yet you glory in the movers and shakers of that system to sabotage the rise of a solution to her ills.

Ethnic bias is destroying you slowly

Lanretoye:
So na deluded person una still elect as governor,this people are in for a long ride...so now we have president in waiting lol,Yeye pipo

Between Otti and Tinubu, who can count 1 to 5 without blabbing out of coordination?

Tribal bias won't make you see the fool you are making of your race.

Disgusting!