₦airaland Forum

just saw nairalander artist limerick video with olamide and seriously it was dope.

Airforce1 am just asking ooo but how fa. we are still waiting for u to blow on a platform that is not nairaland

do men and women require the same amount of home training. I believe that to be the question here and even though I think he didn't put it out in the right way the truth is painfully yes. Men don't get pregnant women do all some of u need to is go to a brothel and come and see how early pregnancy caused some women to end up being olosho. U people can train wayward women in the name of training them like men but as for me I won't train any lady that will go out tomorrow and be smiling at being a baby mama for one boy that will just be throwing sperm about.

NwaAmaikpe:



Well, Ojukwu was wrong.
He is still grossly misunderstood and hated to this day by the Northeners who envy his many feats.
Even though he is dead, he is still politically harmful...Obiano won the last elections only because of the sentiments that he was under Ojukwu's party APGA.

Bianca is a good reason why no man should die before his wife because these women are just not loyal,
It is morally demanding of widows to remain celibate till they die.
But I can bet on my late grandfather's pubic hair that this woman is being serviced as-and-when due.

A look at her and you can tell that those smiles, radiance and glitter can only come from a lady whose oil-filter is regularly changed.

Bros me just get one question to ask you what does bianca p*say have to do with this story now. infact me am just wondering oooo so u as u be like this if u marry and your wife dies in the next 2yrs u will remain celibate till you die. abi what is good for the goose is good for the gander hence I believe it would be morally right.

tydi:
aboki Dont start again! be aware that the 5per holds the monopoly of the 95per economy, and telling me you haven't been having it hot, with ur fellow aboki democracy will make you Nl father of all Liars.

hey stop lying ahah 95% abeg , because dangote fathers name is chibuzo abi

Fukafuka:

how u think this is funny is beyond me....

as someone who was in your shoes I'll recommend you read the book the overcoming life by watchman nee. basically you will come to the understanding that there is nothing you or me can do to save ourselves no matter how hard we try we cannot save ourselves it's only God that can save us. so here's the way say a sincere prayer to God that u leave it all to him even the ability to make u leave the old things behind and In a few days come and thank me

Flexherbal:
Can we ever have a President as young as this in Nigeria?

sure when u run for president

BruncleZuma:

Question: Who send am?

I no Sabi oooo

this is nice industrialization in Nigeria seems to be growing my prayers is that all these industry don't end up like ajakuata steel mill Sha.

those who day the Yoruba is useless in PDP definitely do not know what they are saying they do not realize that whoever the Yoruba people support are usually the winners of any election in Nigeria. I think PDP are running on the baseless idea that Fayose as VP will give them Yoruba votes well take it from me lose you lose people like Bode George and OGD then u cannot get any vote from Yoruba land and when as usual north and south east cancel out themselves. then you will see how useful the Yoruba people are

Naija Group
Argentina
Croatia
Nigeria
Iceland

While this might look a seemingly Good group especially if u are from Morocco truth is that it isn't.
we all know about Argentina and though our recent match may say otherwise most pundits would not bet a dollar for a draw against the Lionel Messi led team.
Croatia would definitely be a tricky game players like Luka modric and Mario Mandzukic would give the Nigerian team something to think about and can cause a trouble or two. Truth be told this is a must win match for Nigeria as this would to a large extent determine who would follow Argentina( most likely group winners) out of the group.
last and the least team at least on paper is Iceland and although a lot of us would like to tick this match as a sure win for Nigeria we must realize that this is the same team that eliminated England from Euros and with 50 million man gilgi siggurdson leading the way they stand a chance of giving us a little headache on the way.
Basically this is Just my analysis of Nigeria's group
just remember
THIS IS FOOTBALL ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN

mascot87:
I was born March 15 meaning I will be some day a Nigerian leader

I was born March 20 will take over from you in office

Atmmachine:

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of mankind.

God is fake.

Jesus Christ is fake.

Allah is fake.

How the 12 imaginary friends of Jesus died.

Only kids would believe those kind of story.

Adam and Eve were the first people God created, the had two sons Cain and Abel, Cain and Abel had 4 children, who in the hell did they have sex with to have those 4 children ?? Their mother ??

A guy who walked on water, fed 1 million people with 5 loaves of bread and two fishes but he couldn't handle two nails on the cross.

Go tell that super story to primary school kids.

I commend you for the questions u asked
1 there is God everything around you is a testament to that
2 there is enough history to prove jesus lived than there is to prove your own existence you saying jesus did not live is like me saying atmmachine does not exist.
3 the bible mentions that adam had other sons and daughters and hence it is very possible that cain married his sister (genesis 5:3)
4 crucifixion if u take time to read about it was one of the most popular ways of executions during the time of jesus and unlike u mentioned it is actually death by exhaling the body is streched so that a peson cannot move his chest and hence cannot breath causing a slow death
5 if u read history u will find out that all of the promises of christ came to pass infact the bible is actually one of the most accurate history books.
6 i cannot leave without once more saying God loves u, he died for u so that u can be saved from sin i am extremely sure that it is sin that has made u look as atheism as a way out but refusing that there is God doesnt cjange the fact, please just take time out to pray and i am sure as u do so like paul one day u will tell someone i have run my race i have faught the good fight .the peace of the lord be with you

well for me i am protesting because i have realized that with this naija goverment u must demand something b4 they give it 2 u. So if u are going to be joining me on feb 6 post why u would be doing so.

#istandwith2face

I am currently a srudent studying in the university and the quest for self sustainance has lead me look for easy jobs that wont affect my academics. The best I have seen is freelance writing partially because u are allowed to post your article at any time and secondly coz writing is my passion.problem is most of the jobs are online and they pay in dollars so i wish to know is how to get my money(payment for writing) and change it to naira. Thanks i use a gtb acct here in nigeria

see the snake we killed today @UI
na God go save us for this life ooo

greatermax77:
We can not be disappointed, because boko haram is a tool used by northern elites to grab power back from south.
Also we know immediately PMB was declared winner of the election, that bh will sieze to operate b/c, they have achieved their aim to distablise Gej's govt.
its a well known fact that northern elites play politics with the life of their people.

your fathvr ....what's it with u people I pray the day will come that u will see terrorist in ur side and someone else will come and joke that they are scams .please what about ur brothers NDA that have indirectly killed people with their bombing of pipeline how come they are not scams. stupid iPod yoot

annnikky:
Hw has failed Nigerians. N where's Mr lier mohammadu he should come n defend d dullard

please oooo do not use wole Soyinka name to lie. everyone here knows he was a staunch buhari supporter

happy new month guys
a.nd to all football enthusiast bye bye to one of the most busy transfer windows in years. question is who do u think made the best business this window and who do u think made the worst

ogb5:
Is your hatred for the Niger delta inbuilt or was it acquired?

How did Jonathan's rule of 2010 to 2015 equal 6 yrs.

Did you get F9 in maths?

idiot see who is talking ehhhhh
2010-1
2011-2
2012-3
2013-4
2014-5
2016-6
the way u think I won't be surprised to find out that buhari has a higher WAEC grade than you

wike ,wike, wike

Wike ho many times did I call ur name ,so u 2 took part in the chopping of our yams.

Anyway just vomit the yams sha

A chibok girl was rescued within the week and to my uttermost dismay some people instead of thanking and praising God for the life of the girl wrote it off as scam. Beginning their conspiracy theorems well I have decided to come to one of my own

THE FULANI HERDSMEN ATTACKS IS PLAN BY BIAFRANS TO BRING PUBLIC SYMPATHY AND HELP INCREASE MEDIA PUBLICITY FOR THE BIAFRAN CAUSE

Writen here are some points to help prove this cause
1. Why will the fulani herdsmen attack people in enugu has never before been heard of in nigeria ps.most of their attacks have been in the middle belt

2. Why will the fulani herdsmen attack after Buharis election doesn't it mean they are against the government

3. Why will fulani that have been known for beeing nomadic (meaning they don't roam in groups ) group up to attack villages in enugu of all places

4. In planning for such an attack where will the fulani men keep their cows (an average fulani man has about a 100cows for an attack that much there should have been about 100 fulani men 100*100=10,000 cows) one wonders how they hid all these cows in order to attack

5. Fulani have been known to be very crude and apart from their knives and sticks don't carry much. Hence its a wonder how this people became armed with sufisticated weapons and how they trained themselves to use this weapons .and also coordinate planned attacks

6.When president buhari was asked about the fulani herdsmen he claimed that they where mercenaries from libya . Well going back in history it is not alien for our BIAFRAN brothers to hire mercenaries to fight for them as they did that time and a again during the civil war. Could it not be that the Biafrans have hired mercenaries once again to do their dirty work

7.The recent fulani attack seems tobe coincidental with the rise of a new group NDA that claim to be niger deltans fighting for their rights. Could this not be a plan to tackle the government both economically and physically .

8. Till now I am yet to see the face of one of the so called herdsmen that attacked enugu. Without such pictures and only heresay from observers will it be wrong to guess that this is just a ploy to defame the president and the fulani tribe

9. The pro biafran demands made by the NDA to release Nmamdi kanu and hold a national convention further proves that they are a biafran backed organization

I hope with this few pionts I have been able to prove to you that the NDA and Fulani herdsmen are tricks beeing used by BIAFRANS and the opposition to increase public sympathy

A chibok girl was rescued within the week and to my ottermost dismay some people instead of thanking and praising God for the life of the girl wrote it off as scam. Beginning their conspiracy theorems well I have decided to come to one of my own

THE FULANI HERDSMEN ATTACKS IS PLAN BY BIAFRANS TO BRING PUBLIC SYMPATHY AND HELP INCREASE MEDIA PUBLICITY FOR THE BIAFRAN CAUSE

Writen here are some points to help prove this cause
1. Why will the fulani herdsmen attack people in enugu has never before been heard of in nigeria ps.most of their attacks have been in the middle belt

2. Why will the fulani herdsmen attack after Buharis election doesn't it mean they are against the government

3. Why will fulani that have been known for beeing nomadic (meaning they don't roam in groups ) group up to attack villages in enugu of all places

4. In planning for such an attack where will the fulani men keep their cows (an average fulani man has about a 100cows for an attack that much there should have been about 100 fulani men 100*100=10,000 cows) one wonders how they hid all these cows in order to attack

5. Fulani have been known to be very crude and apart from their knives and sticks don't carry much. Hence its a wonder how this people became armed with sufisticated weapons and how they trained themselves to use this weapons .and also coordinate planned attacks

6.When president buhari was asked about the fulani herdsmen he claimed that they where mercenaries from libya . Well going back in history it is not alien for our BIAFRAN brothers to hire mercenaries to fight for them as they did that time and a again during the civil war. Could it not be that the Biafrans have hired mercenaries once again to do their dirty work

7.The recent fulani attack seems tobe coincidental with the rise of a new group NDA that claim to be niger deltans fighting for their rights. Could this not be a plan to tackle the government both economically and physically .

8. Till now I am yet to see the face of one of the so called herdsmen that attacked enugu. Without such pictures and only heresay from observers will it be wrong to guess that this is just a ploy to defame the president and the fulani tribe

9. The pro biafran demands made by the NDA to release Nmamdi kanu and hold a national convention further proves that they are a biafran backed organization

I hope with this few pionts I have been able to prove to you that the NDA and Fulani herdsmen are tricks beeing used by BIAFRANS and the opposition to increase public sympathy

It pains me when some idiots that I wonder how they passed WAEC will come and be posting from their homes in the SE and be saying this is a scam have u met the girl have u seen any bokoharam member before . I still remeber Jos bomblast anybody that witnessed that will tell u sorry swear to u that these people are real some of u have not even seen bullet talkless of dead body and u come here claiming to be intellectuals for your information when a bomb blows or a bullet is shot it doent choose who to hit it doesn't pick old or youn literate or illiterate igbo or yoruba it doesn't. So I wonder how some of u who haven't been affected by the Bokoharam issue will come and be talking nonsense on NL just wish u had the opportunity to go to an IDP camps ,ask your parents who fought in the biafra war how it feels when the peron ur running away with falls down and dies or when u see houses burning and people being gunned down . But u guys must just claim intellectuals and politicize everything .don't worry there is a God in heaven that will judge u people I just pray that u will never get to witness what we in the north have witnessed.

It pains me when some idiots that I wonder how they passed WAEC will come and be posting from their homes in the SE and be saying this is a scam have u met the girl have u seen any bokoharam member before . I still remeber Jos bomblast anybody that witnessed that will tell u sorry swear to u that these people are real some of u have not even seen bullet talkless of dead body and u come here claiming to be intellectuals for your information when a bomb blows or a bullet is shot it doent choose who to hit it doesn't pick old or youn literate or illiterate igbo or yoruba it doesn't. So I wonder how some of u who haven't been affected by the Bokoharam issue will come and be talking nonsense on NL just wish u had the opportunity to go to an IDP camps ,ask your parents who fought in the biafra war how it feels when the peron ur running away with falls down and dies or when u see houses burning and people being gunned down . But u guys must just claim intellectuals and politicize everything .don't worry there is a God in heaven that will judge u people I just pray that u will never get to witness what we in the north have witnessed.

incomintop:
The whole thing is lie no girl was rescued nobody know her
Why the presidency hiding her parents

Instead of coming here with fake conspiracy theories take sometime to do some research her parents have already identified her IDIOT

Presidiotbuhari:
This foolish frog eyed OLOSHO went dumb when dozens of his people were massacred by fulanis in enugu state. But is now busy ranting over dirty abokii girl, abducted and married by follow abokii.

This same whorish hypocrite were deaf and dumb when the same dirty abokiis abducted, converted and married off Ese oruru from balyasa. She was also dump when thesame people kidnapped the enugu girl in abuja, took her to north and subsequently married her off.

The deepest and hottest part of hellfire is reserved for her and her ilks like Falana, Soyinka etc who claimed to be fighting and speaking for the masses in 2012 but has gone deaf, dumb and into hiding in 2016.

Can you people just take a day off to be happy for others . This stupid victimization chant is becoming terribly annoying .they rescued a girl instead of u to be happy and say thank God na lie u must bring up all ur cases and dump on everybody. This is the reason why people will forever hate u until u learn to follow others to say thanks nobody will join u when ur own time comes

Immunity1:
And who is sponsor them before is not bukola ?

Sorry to ask ooo but how did u pass WAEC

daftpikin:
See how they spoiled the fence, what if the guy is found innocent who'd pay for the repairs of the fence

Its because of people like u that corruption will continue in this country .
How will someone that tried to bribe them with 10 mill naira be found innocent #recievesense

Stay and vomit our yams if the federal hospitals are closed go to a state one if those are closed go to a private one . But please do not leave without returning our yams

Na protest be this them no much sef . The one we do for UI pass this one now.


Instead of this people to be fighting for minimum wage they are here doing occupy nigeria . Just hope that when they finish this one government will hear the plea for increase in the wage sha

Infinitikoncept:
How many states can afford the present minimum wage?
How many states are owing workers arrears in salary for months?
Yet you tell them to fight for increase in minimum wage when you knew it will take years for all states in Nigeria to accept it even when oil revenue was good during GEJ.
Let the government use that money they want to add to minimum wage to subsidize the PMS cox d minimum wage means inflation of food prices again

Baba mi am shaking my head wondering how increase in min wage will cause inflation .....just be writing things without thinking. Go and pray that God will have mercy on this country and borrow u small sense