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well watever u do dont bust out laughing

post pics here when they have the weddin, the guy should learn to talk less and she should reduce the amount of attention she gives to the words that come out of his mouth

wow, it sounded like he was buying a car. hmm the toyota or the nissan, well i guess i will buy the toyota. of course i have finally decided to go with the toyota, nissan is too big anyway.

when put in that context its a real insult. but that is naija for u oh

there are a lot of thiefs in nigeria, 8000 naira a day chai.

seun

im very dissappointed in u adn this stupid post u put up here. instead of u to talk about micheal vick and those white people tryign to put him in jail for 40 years just for kiling some dogs, or talk about JENA 6 boys who are minors, but yet they want to try as adults. instead u put up a post about a very stupid white ewu, who stole a black lady's useless boyfriend from her while she was pregnant, and married him just because she was white, rich and famous.

britney spears is an idiot, a complete slowpoke, is seh the first person who a man has cheated on her? is she the first celebrity to get a divorce? is she even teh first person to have a useless husband and to have children? the answer is no.

She took the job to open up for the MTV awards, a position kanye west could have happily and successfully done. By the way teh only reason y she got it was because "oh she is white and britney spears"; anyway she took it and made a fool of her self. she looked like a complete idiot. with her pot belly and lame moves, i mean the girl can neither sing nor dance well enough for my standards but she really really bombed. as far as im concerned whatever insults come flying her way she deserves and should act professional and deal with it.

I MEAN AFTER ALL ITS JUST SHOW BIZ.

@ poster

what an idiot

are u in america or nigeria

did u know that in the state of South Carolina, a cop can be beside ur car, while on the street. As soon as u reach a red light, u can open up a bottle of whiskey adn drink the whole thing in front of him while the car is at the red light. As soon as u finish the bottle u turn on ur car and move.

Now of course the law states that the vehicle has to be moving for it to be a crime, so with a good lawyer u can make the cop look incompetent.

or maybe u can tell him u have a type of leukemia. and u despereately nee dthe job for medications an dsuch. say AML ok girly, u can even fake teh documents to prove tha tu hvae it.

tell him u have herpes, or chlamydia

i promise u it works all the time, the men will not want to sleep with u anymore.

hell freaking no

u could be anemic, but definately go see a doc asap

just remember to wear a helmet. nigeria doesnt have a trauma center the last time i checked

i think u got ur percentages mixed up. 99% of nigerina movies are wack. but damn they are like a guilty pleasure. u watch them with the door locked.

this guy sounds like an ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ERRR, piece of advice, move out it seems that u two live together, move out adn find another bobo quickly, he isnt even worth being freinds with.

keep the candle burning for what.

if u like dont go and learn how to drive, keep sitting there and waiting for driver.  
look here woman, just keep ur freaking eyes on the road, and try not to run over anything on two legs.

keep the candle burning for what.

if u like dont go and learn how to drive, keep sitting there and waiting for driver.
look here woman, just keep ur freaking eyes on the road, and try not to run over anything on two legs.

i think he is jumping the gun a bit. shouldnt he wait till he dies to sue the Lord? i beleive it will be a faster process that way.

besteric

the day u walk in on another guy on top of ur wife in ur matrimonial bed, that is the day u will know whether it is ok to date other people or not while u are married. KARMA IS A BITCH THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY.

FIRST OF ALL. slowpoke, learn how to spell the word KNOW.
SECOND.  if u are attracted to him that just means that some other girls out there are attracted to Him as well
THIRD.  if by chance he screws u, that just means that you are not the only girl he is bleeping.
FOURTH.  if i was his wife and i found out, i will rip your tongue out and shove it up your ASSSS, or maybe his am not to sure yet, u know his might be to hot with the jalapeno pepper i will shove up there

smartass, u know what u did

i dont know bro, maybe when inm at the airport i wont have a choice but to get excited.

hmm i guess the movies do depict some reality in nigeria. well actors are just as daft and stupid as this slowpoke henry007 who responded to this thread

@gabu4u1

clean ur anus properly.

Why do men always leave the toilet seat up?

YEAH me myself im goin in october, and im not even excited.

just curious

Do nigerian movies really depict what is goin on in nigeria. or is it just pure fiction

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

well modesty comes to those who get shot down by people who look better than they do. i mean take for instance high shcools in teh US, these thuggish boys see these video girls an dwant to date girls with big, butt boobs adn weave. Now mind u thse boys are very unattractive, and still are not gettin the pretty girls, eventually one day they wake up and realize it wont happen. TOo late, they are in their 30's hittin 40's and settle with what they can get.

mrloverman

carnival in calabar, like in teh carribbean, do they dress like the girls,a dn are the guys as sexy?

i particularly dont care about the messages that are sent to me. i just act like i dont notice, its less effort that way