wow some replies on here are freaking hilarious

trust me that useless behavior they have in nigeria a lot of them b ring it to the US as well oh.

hmmmm well i would abort the child, and then deal with my friend aggressively

jascobee

honestly what u did was dumb, but damn what type of sister is that? if i was ur fiance the worst i will do is end the relationship but i will skin my sister alive and then disown her.

Solution: talk to the sister, if she wants to abort u two go ahead. personally she cant really use it for blackmail because she is at more fault than u are, that was her freakin sister for goodness sakes. but if she refuses to abort, tell ur fiance u two will likely break up, then ignore her sister, so that she can live with that shame, because i doubt her sister would help her financially, i sure as hell wouldnt.

@onmyown

ur story is hilarious, abeg no vex.

well i have been traveling from naija to the US and back for over 13 years, and i noticed that as i got older they started harassing me about bribery, im a quiet person so i just keep staring at them like i dont speak english, it worked the two times i was disturbed aggressively, and if all else fails i tell them im a student and show them my id, ironically they just wave me off like i was the one asking them for forex. chai. anyway i still feel that it is a little bit easier for women than men. regardless its a really sad situation in naija, and i honestly feel that it will never change, or at least not in my lifetime.

@coded200

na u biko

it seems they give men a harder time than women.

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Good LUCk

yeanka dont mind them jare, they are just being silly. but seriously its not necessary to pick up ur gf or bf's calls.

sometimes i forget how mean some naija boys can be

On a more serious note, hmmmm i have seen a trend in nigeria and in teh US as well, especially texas.  yeah the females def have big tummies, but the men arent too far behind either.  (im not generalizing but i see it quite often).  When there is a party and the women have to wear evenin gowns , its like a girdle convention.    But they shouldnt worry to much, some of the guys look bad so it should even itself out.

this is probably one of the most hilarious threads i have read on this website

eh ya kpele
 cry till ur eyes swell up then  go and eat a whole tub of icecream then gain like 50 pounds.  that is what the chicks here do

ha i was about to purchae a british airways ticket tonitebut im going with delta now.

improving

my worst cooking experience was when i first came back from teh states. i wanted ot show off to my siblings so i decided to bake them a cake from scratch with out a recipe. anyway i went to the market and bought a whole tub of summer county butter and used the whole bucket thinking that it would end up tasting like butter pound cake. well when teh cake was done it smelt like heaven but when we cut into it, the inside was pure liquid. My mom was soo pissed because apparnetly summer county butter was expensive then, chai i was soo embarassed

So can we all agree that aloib is a complete slowpoke

the mirror mask, very artistic and beautiful

wow that is soo soo sad, that guy is evil evil evi, i know its going to be hard to face the truth but i think u should break up with him. he doesnt deserved someone as sweet as u. and as for his exgirlfriend, well to hell with her opinion. I think if u are goin to break up with him do it because he is useless, a liar and a cheat not because of his silly girlfriend.

4gotnheros should be found and beaten senselessly for that act, what a disgusting piece of horse shit. dude the chick never reach minor status, some would still consider her a freaking infant for goodness sakes. ewu

buhahahahahaha

here do as they do in the US. dye some boiled eggs pretty pastel colours, then stone her ass with it. dont forget to tape a happyeaster card to one of them too. So she will know exactly who it came from.

oh man she is desperate oh. why didnt she call u all these years, she probably found someone else and it didnt work out. i wouldnt advice u to marry her if she was the last woma n on earth

so those things really work, i didnt know oh.  sorry im not male so i cant help u

i wish i could marry both of them

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after second viewing

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i think he was actually shaking his butt in one clip,