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@House, I think this is a batch thing. The strike is not helping matters, I would have contacted my DSA on new events. Sorry for doubting you earlier @CaseyCash. Na situation cause am.

@Wole4u, is this your first payment?

Are you for real bro? What's your evidence? Getting an alert on a sunday, seriously?

Moon? Horizon? For Naija? This ain't Amelicka bro. You only see that in movies.

*Imaginig a renegade, riding his Harley Davidson down the highway, normally a sunset on the horizon but this time a moon* *sighs* Adventure!!

Billyonaire: The President Cares. He has a team reading every post on this forum and when it requires attention, the President reads and move to action. He is not disconnected from your pains.

Stop smoking that POT bro. This is reality, we walk on the ground, WE DON'T SWIM!

I told y'all bout this waaaaay back! Only few believed. Now you see! (in)Sincere9gerian, tarhaqa2 etc... Just go through their posts, especially the Insincere one, the info they give is beyond one, and he says he's a doctor(hmmm... 'Dr' Abati).

Anywayz, nothing spoil, na them know. As for me today is too good to be ruined by this jerk on display.

Good Morning Nairaland.

I'm telling you that this guy just employed some nice PR managers who from what I'm seeing ain't doing too bad. He has realised his mistake and has retraced his steps, he is human, it's allowed.

Oh mehn! You guys are so cruel, started a thread and decided to make me feel so awkward this night. Abegi, make I go sleep jor. Trying to make a niccah feel lonely...

P.S: I ain't freaking searching for no one mahn. Hi five! *in Borat's voice*

[quote author=Reuben.Abati]Funny, no one asked for source.

Just hating![/quote]You must hate nah, you are GEJ's spokesperson remember? You are now used to it. From Critic to Avid supporter changes one.

[quote author=sexkillzisacunt][/quote]Nice moniker. Hahahaha! Peeps hate that guy sha!

Grinding ones teeth while asleep?! Who does that mahn! Na hunger dey worry you ni or...

ojingbe: Uniben result out.

*looks left, looks right, whispers to his ear* Why don't you give a more fool-proof info to quell suspicion na, though I believe it's geniune sha from my investigation.

Mehn, this scholarship came at a very bad time. HOW IN THE WORLD AM I TO GET MY HOD AND REGISTRAR'S RECOMMENDATION. We are on ASUU strike nah? Odikwa very risky.

Thanks for the info Mr. Olsey.

Guys, to be honest. This ish is getting boring. What are they waiting for, I DON'T BELIEVE THE ASUU STRIKE IS THE REASON. There's no way to contact them (that is of my knowledge) if not I would have tried enquiring but NOTHING! I held this organisation in high esteem but now it's...

Mehn, this thread just reached its point of satiation! - meaning, E don dry! *goes back to reading (Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince)*

I stupify this thread by the powers of You Know Who!

Jah of course! We plan the desruction of muggles together, shyte that bellatrix of a byatch loves bringing plans for The Dark Lord's execution instead of ME! I will seek the Lord's favour by naming this IT, Mad-Eye Moody Williams. The Lord will be sooo proud!

Nomski0: Can you stand in the presence of |You know who?|

And IT will be called... Mad-Eye Moody Williams! By the powers forced on me by You Know Who, so shall it be!
Hahahahaahahahaha... *coughs out left kidney* Oh fvccck, I'm dead!!

All of you saying it's an obvious fact are just dumb IMO. Ok, it is a fact "it will happen", this is the same thing y'all have been saying all this while yet NOTHING!

So, here comes a man who tells you how it's gonna be like and when and why it's gonna happen and yet you still say it is an obvious fact, bearing in mind that he has been correct on some earlier prophecies?

Make the revolution start jor, my bunkers are 70% ready, well stocked and nice though I need a babe to start a nation with after. Apply within.

Nomski0

Yes, you quote me?

A BEN girl hun? Nice meeting you.

Mehn, this has got to be the most boring ish since that stewpid BBA started. This thread is officially declared GAY! Imagine me composing poem for one owala girl for Abeokuta, thinking she fine on Nairaland.

xynerise: Shotgun

Oga Antelope, thank you oo! I see am, but you fit helep me fix SHOT for the front sha. Since you don quote am no way again. Anyways, it could be called Pump Action Rifle too. All join jor.

Trolley handler - KAya.
Woo - ChYk
Pump Acton Gun - SHAKABUla
Villian - BOzzz

I just laugh at this ASUU guys, money wey man go hustle from China for hin 2015 election "sorting", him go con pack con give una? I pray! LOL!

The President who wears Corleone's hat, effect of colonialism(is that their culture?, that ish aint African, it's either they had one or never had one)

[quote author=babs_adewa]hey bro, take it easy bro...we are here to catch fun till we get paid...u knw...oooooondun...buh He doesn't mean to hurt u...He was just expressing How He felt abt ur questions na...u knw I seconded ur opinion...have fun bro[/quote]Thanks brof, no p. I just had to make myself clear. Thanks for the support.

mtygodwin: hahahaha...CONTACt odua on ur behalf??as though odua were jamb or waec wey any 3rd party fit cntact anyhow anytym....smh 4u..olsey has fulfild his functn by supplyin u all wit vital infos..u had beta stand to work tinz out 4 urself nw..odua awarded u nd u alone..

Hey mister, mind the way you type I won't take any insult on my person lightly, I suggested the idea to Mr. Olsey and not you! You being an ex-awardee and having the experience doesn't warrant you to talk to me stupidly, okay?

Though I agree the idea isn't 100% fool-proof, it's up to Olsey to decide if it is worth the risk. You can't bully me here mahn.

[quote author=babs_adewa]what's popping na[/quote]Guy, I tire ooo! I just keep calculating and readjusting my budget. The thing fit give pesin B.P sef. Money wey I never see. SMH

Mr. Olsey, since you own an academic opportunities organisation, can you CONTACT Odua on our behalf, I believe it will hold more water than we students storming their phone lines making complaints. Thank you.

yce1: thanks@kavey ive already checked the list and fortunately I'm a winner.... thanks to God

Congratulations bro, welcome to the Arena of Champions. LOL

@yce1, I believe the link to download the list for Osun winners has been pasted here already. Check from the 8th page.

GARRILAND

nacosprof: I don't have any girl but i believe am going to get my wife soon on this very site call nairaland....

Goodluck Jonathan to that! Borat oshi!

Females: Pests!