₦airaland Forum

collynzo2: Get your definition of wickedness right, he was just trying to accumulae freewill donations from different people, not like killing or wrecking anyone is it? He didn't promise to double their money for them lol

This is Ebucca's other handle, I'm sure.

IZUKWU: Hmmmm, i am hearing this,for the very first time..

Osanobua!! Brof, keep "hearing" it ooo! Nairaland ehn!

Oh shit!! Can't believe I was getting all "emotional" while reading this. Gat to call my gf whether she don come back from church. Reppin #TeamSkin2Skin tonight!!!

iLUMeN8: Chai! The OP has just listed ALL the embarrassment that Freecocoa's delay is causing me.

Sorry to burst your bubble bro but ermm, she's a les. Yeah I know, it is unbelievable, right? That was what I said too when I found out. Too much of free things like cocoa aint good you know.

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DAMN IT!! I was expecting some virtual fisticuffs when I saw the topic. To be honest, I'm disappointed in you Tribal Basteids. Put some work into it. Don't put my MB to waste. Some below the belt tactics should be employed. MAKE MY DAYYY!
*Goes back to sipping his Cassava Flakes and Floating Peanuts, sits back and watches thread*

[quote author=zeem_bab]I work and live in J'borg. For some of us exparts living in SA, the burden of being a Nigerian is enormous. Simply because our kinsmen are at the fore front of drug dealing and many other social vices. Much that I condemn the act of these people, I think they have the right within the ambit of law to do whatever they deem neccesary to get rid of whatever constitute threat to their community.
--Ade lives in Sandton ![/quote]Bros, why you put where you dey stay na? Shey na to believe your tori ni or because you want to just satisfy your ego or to meet Nairaland Punnany ConnectExpress Agents?

Wierdo!! Wetin I wan type sef, I don forget.

Osanobua! Homosexuals many for Nairaland sha!!! No wonder, so that b..itchy Freecocoa is a 7373(lesbian).

Check the replies on here and you'd feel how pained those basteid jerks are.

For ya'll complaining, if this law is not put in place, this homosexual issue would get out of hand, that's if it hasn't sef. DON'T DO PDA WITH YOUR HOMOSEXUAL PARTNER OR ELSEEE...*corks AK 46+1*

P.S: The Legislators did what is right, though there are other pressing issues but hey, THIS IS PART OF IT! So live with it, we'll criticize them later but not now.

Friday4god: Pls have anybody be shorlisted for university of benin in bebin city for d Test because it seems they have not shortlisted everybody. Pls any imfo if they hav finish shorlisting

You are a disgrace to your school man, I don't normally do this but PLEASE work on your English. To even think you want the scholarship shocks me! An average UNIBEN student can't be this poor!

PapaBrowne: How come you are not silent about GEJ despite owning up that there is considerable improvement in just 2 years, but you are silent about Ekiti and Osun states whose governors have been around for longer than 3 years and still have very horrible state roads?
Why are you judging Jonathan with one yardstick and judging others with another?

Well, I have eyes and the topic of this thread clearly indicates Federal roads rehabilitation, so we talk with what's on ground. If a topic on those state roads come up then why won't I talk bout that. I ain't biased, man. Stop celebrating mediocrity!!

Sincere 9gerian: Isn't it ironic that some people want GEJ to fix all the federal roads in 2yrs when state govts have not been able to fix all state roads in 6 or 8yrs. Those who tell us that because one or two roads in their vicinity have not been fixed, NOTHING has been done should be seen as mischief makers, DEVILISH LIARS and propagandists.

You mister, are fighting a lost war. To be fair, rehabilitations have been good in areas I go BUT they are not 80% complete. Especially Ore-Benin(terrible patches, the driver has to manoeuver some crazy elevations to get through). Ibadan-Ore road is mostly narrow and scary. I get pissed off whan I see those useless FERMA signboards along the road, are they expecting praise for doing their job?

P.S: GEJ is getting so much stick now because PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP NOW THAN EVER!! We are not silent anymore. WE ARE AWARE!! Critics will forever remain, you can't stop them. GEJ's aim should be to let his ACTIONS do the CONVERSION FOR HIM INSTEAD OF USING PROPAGANDA! That ain't effective in this age man.

Olsey: We're still expecting more (especially in the last quarter) both on postgraduate & undergraduate categories.
I don't have the details here now...but I know Gani Fawehinmi (around August), NLNG (November), Fullbright, Commonwealth and MANY others.
You can keep up with prompt updates on:: www.facebook.com/ScholarshipNigeria
All the best.

I did that yeye NLNG exam last year, they invited peeps from all geographical zones of Naija only to award peeps MAJORLY from the SS, I'm talking 95% being SS here(it was not stated that it was for host communities oo!). Had high hopes for that exam, I prepared and did my best. The list small sef 3.5 pages for SS, 0.5 for OTHERS. They are out of my list for sure.

See wetin dis yeye mods wan ma dey deliberate on this early mor-mor. Abeg I get lectures to attend. Deuces.

TouchDown: what's wrong?



You don't eat cooch?

Bro, I can't eat that ish, but don't mind mine blown! LMAO! My tongue won't be the same for daysss! You do that?

[quote author=Darey_00]@kaveey...i think dats just a survey. Shouldnt av much bearing on d result[/quote]Yeah, you are right that it's a survey. Though I believe it has bearing on the assessment of your being. I have crazy imaginations on what they want to use it for. The exam was professional sha. Believe it or not I would like to do the Aptitute Test if someone gave me the sort of questions as such!

IYA NGBALI: Imagine walking into that her room,remove that towel,spread her legs a little,lick her headquarter for some mins and then unleash my anaconda,its gonna be smooth sailing

EWWW! You are nasty. Yuck! *Stops eating his "Dunch", cussing away in Yoruba!*

Larryfly: ryt now i'm just wishing i was that bed spray.....jeeez!!! i could stay on that bulge all ma life!!!!

This niggur is ONNN! LMAO! I feel your pain.

Err! Call me nerdy but but I'm waaaay more interested in who the lucky Artist is. I love Art, it sets you free. Doing this in her birthday suit would have made my day, half-unclad is disappointing! LOL

Did anyone attempt those EIS questions. Lord knows what Odua wants to do with my mood towards people. I loved that section sha.

[quote author=Darey_00]CBN Building. True,it didnt matter b4 we entered,but towards d end of exam,we were asked 2 submit our docs according to our state. Dat was where i handed ma passport cuz d woman askd me 2 put it dere. I hope u signed attendance[/quote]Yeah I signed attendance, we submitted our docs immediately we got into the Law Auditorium. Dem gree tear my doc? :-(
I just hope it doesn't backfire, I'm a "follow the instructions kind of guy".

[quote author=Darey_00]I submitted my passport photocopy buh d woman tear am nd askd 4 me d original instead..
@olsey...around what time does d result come out?[/quote]The woman outside didn't say anything about it and even the man checking the docs inside asked the woman putting on the Odua shirt if it is permitted and she said no worries. Make these guys no act funny o! I followed instructions. Were you at the Law auditorium or CBN building? I hate making this kind of mistake.

Wow! Good to know I'm not alone on my thoughts bout this Test. It was enervating! Well what do you expect them to do when they have just 200 persons(40x5 states) to award the scholarship out of the 800 shortlisted for the Test? The most annoying is the Analytical section!!

P.S: Did anyone submit photocopied passport with the documents? It was what was required of invitees, but was suprised to see original passports on other invitees' documents. All join!

Policewoman: 2GO is for BABIES!!!!!!!!!

NO! You are wrong, It is the most common app around. In school it saves a lot of money and time! I wonder what you guys mean by it distracts, I haven't had any probs with it. If you know what you are doing, usage of stuffs like this ought to be regulated and on the long run good management of it shows how mature you are. Deuces.

5. Don't post pornographic or disgusting pictures or videos on any section of Nairaland.

Good lord! OP, you owe me my dinner! I just lost my appetite because of this ish. This is disgusting!

Phrankin: did you just say lumia phone? there's a secret code behind that phone. can't you all see it. ok let me prove it.
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lumia....lumina....illumina....ILLUMINATI!!!
PLEASE EVERYONE STAY AWAY FROM LUMIA PHONES, IN FACT ALL NOKIA PHONES. THEY ARE ILLUMINATI PRODUCTS. BE WARNED!!!

Stay off smoking pot son, it DE-illuminates you!

Good to see this game is still kicking.

Beync, were you talking bout me? I never said that.

No! Nairaland role model?! No way! Though, safarigirl is my crush and Jarus is quite knowledgible.

Beync's name does not make me feel like I'm chatting with a beautiful diva.

"Illitrate", nigga work on your english. The word is "Illiterate" son.

I did not check Beync's profile to check if she's a robot or an alien. She just dey post shaaa!