₦airaland Forum

Abeg, which church I fit still go by 2p.m today. I must go church today. Where that bible again sef...

Abeg, who get pin mouth charger for my china phone?

@OP, why you dey ask na? Oookk, you wan 'work' am abi? Ask me again na? Corruption things!

Most of you here are just disappointing to say the least!! You want placement yet you can't make an error-free comment? Some even abbreviate. SMH
For your information, what/how you post speaks for you. Y'all are almost graduates for crying out loud! Proof-read before commenting please!

onuwaje: delta

Did he ask you? Are you moh_mm?

manny4life: Why is it that ALL (not some) BUT ALL of your post is always ANGER and BITTERNESS..

Guy, the guy tire me too oh! This guy own na small tin. Knorkle2 will soon come and make his 1-word comment like "yo","ok","yep","impressive"etc... Sick peepz around here mehn.

Who saw Justin Bieber seated watching the match in the 1st half? #JustAsking

Omen100: Na by force 2 comment, abi u nor know say lots of d guys here na irresponsible guys?
Ok, I don comment & were is my reward?

Where do you Nairaland peepz get your pix from sef?! LOL. Hilarious way of carrying a child! Jeez!

rman: This is good opportunity for graduates.

And yes, Nigerian graduates can apply, a lot of folks have picked up jobs with MNC like this when others were doubting.

BEST OF LUCK TO THOSE THAT BELIEVE.

Are you high? A graduate must have 2years work experience with atleast 6months out of that in another COUNTRY?! Pesin no go do NYSC? IT na just 6months o!

What is wrong with most of you commenting?! Imagine Kim Kardashian reading your posts, how do you feel it will portray us as Nigerians. You call her names, she is making her money off your hatred. Don't judge people because you are anonymous online. It doesn't make sense, please!

This pix just confirms to me that Beyonce didn't give birth to that baby!!! All because of showbiz, my wife no go carry my child for belle for 9months?! She die well! Kai, Jay-z fall my hand o!

What are y'all saying? Soyinka did the right thing! This is called DUE PROCESS for crying out loud! From Fashola to the appropriate quarters in ABJ.

I got her a nice art-ful handmade slip slippers(what you call 'pam'), she fvcked up last minute, I got pissed I gave it to a close friend, she was grateful and I felt satisfied. Aint no woman acting up for me, for why na?

Ermmm.... Shebi na only Coca-Cola abi? Viju milk and La Casera Soda drink no dey kill na. *sips his 5th Viju drink today*

[quote author=Alhaji Pastor ]With the inclusion of Osaze (from mid west) and Taye Taiwo(from west) the team will finally be completed...and the will be good enough to win the world cup...just my thought or what do u think.[/quote]I think you are the dumbfvck I've been waiting for to make a tribal statement. Must you be tribal your whole life?! Na wa o!

I'm mourning my wasted 1MB. Can't believe I clicked to view this shyte! OP welldon! God will catch you one day!

Leadn: Hey retarrd!

The opening ceremony has ended! I caught a glimpse of it from that link... yu're an a$$hole¡!

I've heard you Borat, why don't you paste this quote on your head so as to remind you, you were right.

Hey, Dumbfvck! The shitty site aint working mofo!
I support hollandis on this, PLEASE, give us a freaking link to stream the ceremony. Is that so difficult to do for an eager fan?

Leadn: they gave yu link but yur stupidness won't let yu use it 'cos its a burkina faso hosted site... SMH at yu!

anitank: i seem to be the only one who's not thinking of what to get her man
Had PES 3 in mind then i checked the price and whoa!!!!!

It's actually PS3(PLAYSTATION 3), PES (PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER) is a game played on the console. Abeg how much be PS3 wey make you say "whoa"?!

Ogun, Obatala, Sango and any other quick action judge strike you! Barawo oshi! Appin ko, Happening ni. Rubbish. Make I go report you to the MOD. I dey come.

Happy birthday, madame Odunnu a.k.a The Iron Lady Of Education Section.

Thank you again Olsey, now I get it! I was however puzzled because I saw the advert of the "Nigerian Scholarship" in my school (not from the official source) and the deadline was the second week of february! So, I decided to check online for answers but I've been seeing the BEA scholarship.

@Olsey, please is the Federal government scholarship just an overseas programme? I thought it was more like Addax, NLNG, Shell etc exams. Thanks in advance.

I Just Don'th Get The Essence Of This Topic, What Are Y'all Writing For Crying Out Loud?! #PointlessThreadOshi!

After reading your posts, all I could murmur to myself is "this world is really wicked". What a way to start the year. I can't even think of any about myself, wish I could contribute. Nice therapeutical thread though.

Nice one godstino, I couldn't agree with you more!
@galaxi, the more you abbreviate, the higher the rate of deterioration in your writing proficiency. What's the use of abbreviating and the other party can't comprehend you? For sure you can abbreviate but make it sensible, and please in an informal setting only. Imagine someone typing 'dis', it just remains 1 letter to make 'this'. C'mon galaxi, your premises are faulty.

@all, this NLNG guys are real tribalists and the whole scholarship thing is a real fraud. After seeing the numbers of pages (3 out of 4 pages I think) showing people from their host communities(Rivers states and Co.), I was shocked! Why didn't they tell us they were just awarding peeps from that specific area. I could hardly see a northerner in the list and THEY CONDUCTED THIS EXAM IN VARIOUS ZONES IN NIGERIA! I couldn't believe my eyes yesterday, NA CRIME FOR ONE TO BE A NON-SCIENCE STUDENT, THOUGH I'M A SOCIAL SCIENTIST SHA. Few numbers of shortlisted beneficiaries to be candid with all their money and absent peepz that didn't do the exam in Lagos. Damn!

Hey! What about me?

Mehn, if this ish is true, I wouldn't mind those lips of hers doing the Action! on King david. Nice Jugs too. God damn, what a lucky chap that guy is.