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For this year, I would give the award to 'Modus Anomali'. Damn, the suspense, thriller and confusion is second to none. I cringe at the thought of some scenes mehn.

Chisos! See comments o! Where should I start from... Ok, for those of you that thought, I wasn't making sense. I saw this thread in the Education section, which has been closed by Seun(I don't know why): www.nairaland.com/1562764/uniben-re-scheduled-calender.

The link I provided was the FIRST thread about this news, only for me minutes later to see this OP pasting the same info the first thread had. I told this OP of what I observed only for him and his friend to start insulting.

Now, I don't know if the news is wrong or not. I only told this OP what he did wrong. Note, I have no connection with the REAL OP, was just concerned.

School info can't be plagiarized na, I ain't stupid. What I said was that this OP plagiarized the post of the REAL OP on NAIRALAND.

I would be dumbfounded if someone STILL doesn't get me BUT hey this is NAIRALAND someone will certainly shock you(unfortunately).

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I'm done talking with minors. My point has been made. Au revoir.

Bank Manager: @OP
Tnks for the info.Why are some peeps complaining about plagiarism here??
As long as a VITAL information has just been passed,there is no big deal.The main thing is getting the message..!

Watch your tongue, don't refer to me as "some peeps". It was a dialogue between the OP and I, no one included so why refer to me as "some peeps"?

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Ok that was rude! Yes, the info is in school, judging by the time the OP posted the info on Nairaland and when you COPIED his post(work), it was glaring you plagiarized his work! If telling you the truth is me making a fool of myself, then hey I'm in.


I have been seeing your post on Nairaland and oh my, you're plain arrogant! No one gives a rat's ass if you are a "law student". Calm yourself bro, people get sent to the cleaners here. You don't want a "silly boy" tag here. Trust me.

You just plagiarized that dude's work. It ain't fair mahn. All for Front Page? C'mon mehn, you SHOULD be bigger than that. Peace.

Fynestboi, close this thread now, it is friggin glaring that this is a SCAM! the website is waaaay too amateurish. Abegi!

Shoutout to Fynestboi, nice idea bringing this thread up. Helped a lot(except the Osun Defender people and also the retardeens that just LOVE controversy). Can't wait for Nairaland to return to its 'normal' state, especially Education Section. kavey10, signing out. Au revoir.

oluafolabi: ASUU ends NEC meeting.

To announce decision by noon today.


Source - Channels TV.

What are these old men dragging their foot for? This demi-god status they show us in school has been brought to the NEC of ASUU(na even them sef constitute am). Feeling fly on NOTHING but SHAME!

P.S: Guys, don't be surprised that when we resume, you'll be hearing stories of increased aggression on this nasty(majority) people. The hatred against this ASUU peeps has reached its peak.

Hilarious stuff! LWKMD!

@OP, you don dey madt! My team just lost but mehn, with this ish, you just made my day!

[quote author=RaphaelCollinsidemudia@ya]2012/2013 Rescheduled Second
Semester Calendar. MON 9TH DEC 2013- Resumption of
Academics Activities FRI 20TH DEC 2013: Xmas Break 5TH JAN 2014: Students come into hall
of residence. SUN 6TH JAN 2014: 2nd semester
lecturer resumes FRI 24- FRI 31 JAN 2014: Revision MON 3RD FEB 2014: Exam begins with
GST FRI 28TH FEB 2014: Exam Ends SUN 2ND MARCH: Fresh students come
into residence MON 3RD MARCH: Fresh students
resume and continue with registration MON 10TH MARCH 2014: Orientation
for fresh students.[/quote]Where una dey get all these school calendar from sef? This early morning, you just decide to cause confusion for the unsuspecting ones, It's not fair o!

Oya where is your sauce, source I mean? *My files don download finish* Ciao!

baggy4luv: catapault

LMFAO! This guy should be banned for eternity! LOL! Catapault!

Mr. Olsey, say something please, is this possible?! This sounds like fraud from those in charge of the disbursement.

byrees: Guys i beg odua wan cheat we d new beneficiary o,i called dr funto and she said they have nt paid us because nt all schools have responded and bt she said we will get our payment in a month time as soon as ASUU officially suspend the strike,bt the most shocking she said wen i asked whether they have increased our payment.she was like they will pay new peeps 50k and old peeps 100k.wen i heard tht i was lost,i asked her why and she said it was due to the management decision,bt i tried convincing her tht we the new peeps need the money more and also most old peeps will graduate this year.she promised to look into it anyway and maybe convince the management..bt new peeps i don't want want her to have rest,u guys should bombard her number and tell her they must pay us equally and there must nt be cheating in anyform.dis is her number 08076603596..new peeps we will nt accept if they want to pay us 50k.we must fight it to the last

Whattt! This is unfair! Mr. Olsey what can we do about this, cos hey my budget big pass that 50k o! We were told it was 100k, so isn't that against agreement? Suing tins o! This better not be true.

Olsey: Sorry bro. I've been seriously busy, though I come here every now and then. We'll know what next about your payments (disbursements) when ASUU resumes fully.

I have taken my mind off that a long time ago. Having it on ones mind isn't healthy. My school resumes next week sha. Hope to get my info passed on to Odua fast enough by mounting some pressure on the specified dept handling that. Thanks for everything.

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Johnklein: Stale joke, but anyway thumbs up down

I don helep you modify am. The guy talk no make sense at all.

[quote author=Darey_00]even Thompson sef..funny guy[/quote]Yeah! you are spot on.

Olsey: Welcome aboard

Chai! Oga Olsey, I thought you've abandoned us o! Nice to see you on this thread once again.

Mehn, this thread needs dusting. Wey the girls for this thread b4b4 na? Ope and co.

Abdulsalax: Hi guys, has anyone being sent info on the need to send his or her account details recently(dec 2)

Bro, were you sent an info like that before? The reason I asked is because most of us here got an email from Odua asking us to send our account details to them and that has been a long time ago(3,4 months ago, if I'm correct). Expecting your reply.

ZackiGp: President of the Academic Staff Union of
Universities (ASUU), Dr. Nasir Isa Fagge,
yesterday advised the government to write a
letter informing the union of the deposited
N200 billion.
The N200 billion is part of the N1.3 trillion
demanded by ASUU which was agreed will
be paid within six years between this year
and 2018.
Government also promised that the funds
will be ring-faced.
Reacting to the Presidency’s claim that
N200billon had been deposited with the
CBN for onward distribution to the
universities, Fagge in a telephone interview
last night said government should follow the
due process and stop briefing reporters
instead of writing to ASUU.
He said the letter should contain
government’s response to the remaining
three of the four conditions given by the
union which are: That the renegotiation of
the 2009 agreement in 2014 be included in
the final document as agreed at the
discussion with the President;
•That a non-victimisation clause which is
normally captured in all interactions of this
nature be included in the final document;
•And that a new Memorandum of
Understanding shall be validly endorsed,
signed by a representative of government,
preferably the Attorney General of the
Federation and a representative of ASUU,
with the President of the Nigeria Labour
Congress (NLC) as a witness.
“Informing the media when an official letter
has not been written to ASUU is a wasted
effort. Government should write ASUU
officially informing the union of the
deposited N200 billion. We are not fools.
Government should be able to follow the
due process.
“We do not want to leave anything to
chances. We understand English and the
tactics more than government. After that
official letter to ASUU is written containing
the remaining three agreed positions, ASUU
can respond and decide on when to call off
the strike. Nobody can intimidate us.

Sadistic Bastards!

paragon40: BEVERLY HILLS, CA, December 04,
(THEWILL) – The Senior Special Assistant to
the President on Public Affairs, Dr. Doyin
Okupe, on Wednesday, declared that there is
no victor, no vanquished in the current
struggle between the Federal Government and
members of the Academic Staff Union of
Universities (ASUU).
He therefore pleaded with the union to resume
duties, saying the Federal Government is
committed to fulfilling the agreement reached
with the lecturers.
Declaring this at a media briefing in Abuja,
Okupe said :‘’It has become necessary for us to
show proof to the Nigerian public confirming
our earlier statement that following the
Presidential intervention on the ongoing strike
by Nigerian University lecturers, President
Goodluck Jonathan gave the required
instructions to ensure the fulfillment of what
was agreed with the Academic Staff Union of
Universities.’’
According to Okupe, ‘’On the 13th of
November 2013, the office of the Accountant
General of the Federation authorised the
banking and payment system department of the
Central Bank of Nigeria via a letter with
reference number FD/OAGF/220/
ADC/1/4DF to open a “revitalisation of
Universities Infrastructural Account” with the
CBN.
‘’On the 29th of November, 2013, the CBN
confirmed in a letter reference BPSD/BSD/
CON VOL 17/088 to the Accountant General
of the Federation that the said account had
been opened and an account number was given.
‘’Prior to all these, the Director of Funds in
the Office of the Accountant General of the
Federation MK DIKWA, through a letter
reference FD/LP2008/37/C/I/DF dated 8th
of November communicated with the Executive
Secretary of the Nigeria Universities
Commission requesting for the list of Federal
Universities in Nigeria for the purpose of
opening a Special Account for them.
‘’On the 12th November, 2013, the NUC
through the office of the Executive Secretary,
Prof Julius Okojie in a letter reference NUC/
ES/444/VOL15/280 responded to the
request and gave the list of the Universities
with their various account numbers domiciled
with the CBN.
‘’Following this, the Accountant General has
communicated with the Executive Secretary
requesting for the details of amount payable to
each of the listed universities which is
currently being processed by the NUC.
‘’I state categorically that I have personally seen
the balance in the account as of today and
confirm that it contains the requisite amount
and disbursement will commence as soon as on
going administrative processes are sorted out.’’
Okupe stated further: ‘’ We want to re affirm
that the President and this administration have
no credibility issues whatsoever. Mr. President
has always honored his words and obligations
to the Nigerian people as and at when due.
‘’Finally, given due considerations to the four
items mentioned by ASUU as preconditions to
their calling off the strike, we state
categorically that none of them remain
substantially pending or weighty enough to
justify the continuation of the strike.
Therefore there are no further legitimate
reasons for the strike by University teachers to
continue a day any longer.
‘’We therefore call on Dr. Nasir Fagge, his
distinguished colleagues in the ASUU
leadership as well as other patriotic members
of their union to put all else aside and call off
this strike in the interest of our young men
and women who have been kept out of school
for five months and who have no recourse to
any form of compensation whatsoever.
‘’Having come this far, we believe it is time
that we all come together once again as major
stakeholders in the affairs of the country and
the educational sector in particular to move on
and begin to chart a new course for advancing
the sector and improving the standard of our
institutions for higher learning. There is no
victor or vanquished in this protracted
disagreement.’’

Wow! this is SUBSTANTIAL! Bro, start a topic on this, let others know about this. See facts!

Richydos: I tell u....wat else cne d studx do other than lamenting abt em sufferings where we av a impossed leadership who dnt even knw d do's n don't's of stud.....na so common potter slap a final year stud n all da so called SUG cne do is 2 sweep d issue unda d carpet which has even potters da ego n effontry 2 b harrassing studx cox dey vry much knw d leaderx are weak....bleep em all jare

Damn, I hate those potters ehn, anyone in a position in UNIBEN is a demi-god, take it or leave it. The SUG guys just cruise around in that their yeye Soccer Mom Ride of theirs hanging out in dark spots ruining the lives of those gullible girls. Their officies are CONFIRM BROTHELS!

Promhize: U are mentioning/comparing drake to eminem, you are drunk. Go home.

So, na you give me shayo abi? So wait, what does drake do, sing?

Richydos: U dey mind am Wey d only place u will always find him is mashai joint,,supreme ice cream stand or da barbeque arena close 2 hall 1....do u xpect such a person not 2 b speculating....N even dat osifo of a presd seeing him alone givex moi nytmares cox i jst tire 4 guy....A union dat cnt even fyt 4 studx dat are bein victimized wat else 2 u xpect frm em stakeholders....if na lie ask osifo abt uniben strike he will also give u speculating information

Lol! Guy, you know the guy movement well! That school in its totality is froth with BAD ADMINISTRATION! Every office, every post, just name it. Now when, the school authorities can't get it right in placing competent and student at heart officials in various posts how will those friggin SUG do anything positive? I blame the school authorities for all the nonsense in that school.

Eminem HAS LOST IT(his musical content). The Eminem I knew while growing up was wayyy more philosophical, if I may use that word than now, for example, check out the Berzerk track. That is complete T-R-A-S-H! A friend told me to wait for Eminem's album before calling Drake's album the do.pest! Now y'all should compare now. Rap God gini? Lobbish!

I thought this school would've been cleansed of this RUMOUR or NO RUMOUR SYNDROME during this strike but for where, the ish is even stronger! A whole SUG P.R.O giving info like that clueless Osun Defender Newspaper. He should be SURE and not be giving all this yeye news... Oh! I forgot tribalism brought him there and not merit, my bad.

otokx: God bless you, anybody that will not repeat the wiles of the FG is not rational.

So, what the government have been doing recently, if the news we read are anything to go by is not genuine enough? Don't get me wrong here that the FG doesn't have its faults but hey ASUU, these guys are your EMPLOYERS. They've(FG) made their sacrifices, ASUU it's your turn. You are negotiating, you have to compromise something.

Olril18: while i.agreed with that,u seems to be an attention seeker here...
moreover i haven't. seen any useful information u have posted dan attacking people's post...
so who exactly are u mr man??

You are on point guy, I just don't get why he just goes around the Education Section criticizing people's comments or info yet he hasn't none to share(rational info that is). Like you rightly said, he is just an attention seeker! Otokx get a life! If you don't know, you are no different from a primary school bully!

eddyrymz: I wonder what u pple gain from deceiving others.
ITV never said Uniben pull out of ASUU. dey only said lecturers are to resume 3rd in accordance with FG directives and dat dey shud sign d attendant register at d various dean's office .as for d above skul calendar, is a false one cos I personally visited John Harris library and dere was no such calendar .D only notice dere was dat of prof. Iyayi's burial .I also confirm dis fake skul calendar at an HOD's office .
The fact is dat Uniben ASUU is currently holding a meeting .And from all indication dey might pull out. pls let's Wait for the outcome of dis meeting instead of spreading fabricated stories.
as for d lecturers dey are fully prepared to start work . one of my course lecturer told me dis .dat dey are tired of d strike

And do you eddyrymz, solemnly swear that you will come back here to tell us the outcome of the ASUU UNIBEN Chapter's meeting, without any unlawful and immoral additions that you might want to add because of your preference... *oh, get off it kavey*

Mehn, I need that night class jacking in ma head badly, call it addiction if you like.