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Mtchwww... Go sidon my friend! Sisi Kill niko ko Sexkillz ni. Wetin you talk sef no follow. Mutually exclusive Learner oshi.

Jobbless murrafcukres viewing this damn thread, Id.i.ots fighting free2rhyme.Those Jobberman peepz are fraudulent! Squeezing money from job seekers. What a shame! Don't let your desperation turn you a victim.

Ishilove!!!

Why steal my profile pix na? No copyright settlement. No preferential treatment by the MODS agreed. Nothing! See you in court or we can settle this out of court now. Your take.

demelza: Um... Not yet! NL chief tribalists arent here yet but you can be sure they wont disappoint once they land.
The thing go sweet!!

Yeah, after going through the posts again, I think I've seen them(chief tribalists). I just can't comprehend how they get the brain to think about all that ignorant nonsense just to raise their ethno-centric ego. Desist from Tribalism y'all. It ain't fair.

Off-topic: Demelza, nice heels you've got there(profile pix), I'm a fan of ladies with heels, do you mind us getting to know each other better? P.M me.

SUBMARINE: @ABOKIS If u like say it is allah dat trained her we will neva allow ISLAM 2 stain us. If u desire our friendship u must apologize and pay restitution 4 ur crimes against we IGBOS. OJUKWU though u tried but in this area u failed. But as 4 us we wil always reject marrying muslim women

For crying out loud! Don't you know how to use the 'modify' button? You had to post 6 TIMES JUST TO MAKE YOUR TRIBAL POINT(which doesn't make sense sef)!

And now the tribalists have taken over! Troll-Pests!

[quote author=some-girl]"nna anyi" means "our father" and not cohabitation.
Married men were/ are so called by their wives and children.[/quote]Thank you for giving the meaning, I asked my Ibo friend and he told me. I guess the OP meant to use the "nna anyi" as a 'contextual' meaning of sort. Thank you again, some-girl (weird handle though, no offence).

icequeen22: You all shouldn't talk like dat, n just judge like that, there are a lot of success stories from this type of relationships, some get to know each other well enough to know if they are compatible or not and end it quick before it goes any further if they see its not gonna work, while some get to get married after sseing they are ok, for some it works out,for some it doesn't. for me from experience i will tell you it actually makes you able to solve issues that might cause problems during marriage and it actually help to know your partners inner self before getting married so you know who you are getting married to, so you don't get married and see a revelation of a new being. you court and she/he is so romantic et al. only to get married and get to see he/she is something else. which is better solve before marriage or get married and stick with horror/sorrow for the rest of your life. So its always a two way thing. though i do not support you do that and focus solely on it,you should concentrate on your studies.

*Angrily slaps the nearest person to him* Oh! My Lawwd!! Can't believe someone just spew this out! This is complete thrash! *kavey, calm down* O.k, how many abortions did you have during your husband-material testing research? What did you graduate with, CGPA that is? I can go on and on! You're completely wrong, there aint no success stories in it and that is why you dont advice anyone to go through the same trash you went through. Kai! This ish is repulsive!

I'm just tryna tell you, what you said or asked(I don't even know maybe it was a statement you made or question) is already indicated in the OP's write-up. Peace.

olawalebabs: try to comprehend what i say before attacking me.

olawalebabs: Good one, what is the likely outcome of this arrangement, it hardly lead to marriage.

Is this supposed to be a question or statement? I'm confused. After reading the OP's write-up and seeing the "likely outcomes", you are still asking! To be candid, I don't think you read this at all.

@OP, all what you said is very true! Though, I learned a new word for co-habitation from your write-up which is "nna anyi". Hilarious, I say! Nice observation and research based write-up.

I don't know of any now, but you can bookmark this site for updates. www.scholarship-nigeria.com/?m=1

@mubybaba. Tobbie9, just said it all. We're still waiting for them to contact.

Na Ogun go strike una wey dey quote the OP to comment! Una dey mad! MB no be free na! Kai, my data plan don red o!

abu abdul haqq: low cut is the best

You didn't have to quote the OP na, are you a learner?

pigtail any day, any time for me.

Mine is the Tokyo Drift soundtrack by the Teriyaki Boyz. The beat is madding!! Aint nothing better!

Garri, just Garri and its accessories... It's a life saver these days.

Gombs: R u gay?...a male fixing eyelashes?...u need Jesus bro!

Guy, I thought it was only me that saw it o! Don't mind that Gay Gayhanian jor.

hsert: Back in my university days, i was preparing for my exams. I went to the salon and the losed my hair but time was not on my side so i decided to comb it up (afro-like) to do it the next day after exams. There was no light so I used a candle to read, I was still reading while dosing off not knowing that the candle was gradually burning my hair till it almost got to the scalp. Before I realised what was happening, half of my hair was completely burnt while the other half was very full.I had to cut my hair but till today, I've not regained that lost hair as my scalp has never been the same

No wonder you have no pix on your profile. I feel your pain sha. Try get a wig.

Lima22: Pls is the scholarship also open to nigeria student studying abroad?

Hey missy, the exam has been concluded. It's the final shortlisting of successful applicants that is the agenda now. It has been taking forever for them to release the list!

Can't believe I read this to this page. Me wey no get bicycle sef, I just confuse the more. That Siena guy can confuse!! Osanobua!

We need a poll to settle this, so as to shut this trash talkers up! Check the topic before commenting shi.t heads.

Arsenal any day, anytime. Victoria Concordia Crescit!
North London is Red!

C'mon, Idowuogbo, what is the meaning of this na, you just dey e-laugh peepz here who are just being honest bout their experiences and you never yarn your own! It aint fair you know?

Hia!! *Spits* All this Nairaland girls with their C.R.A.Z.Y fantasies, why would you get married when all you have stacked up there is an imaginary man you want a guy to be?! That's just plain sick! Grow up y'all. *farts* sorry, accidental discharge, too much vexing.

SimplYeahmee: hi, whr are u serving? if u wish to stand up against dis, pls contact me and lets put head together on the way out. (yemmy2k4eva@yahoo.com or 08098093669)

Good move brof, I'm impressed. This move of yours is what is needed!

360command: Buy a device called fuel guage. As the fuel attendant put the hose in your car, place the gauge at the mouth of the hose and connect it to the fuel tank. As the fuel goes in, it records the litters which has passed through the gauge..

Can you be kind enough to tell us where one can get it and how effective that (device) is?

In UNIBEN, we have crazy depts such as Economics & Statistics(famously called ecostats, they just give 'E' grade for no reason, u can't fight it but you can 'block' it(very corrupt b.a.s.t.a.r.d.s). They are evil to those who borrow their course notably in 100l and even to their very own students!! How crazy is that?!

Also is the English and Literature dept, geez! Those guyz are as evil as the above.

Chemistry dept is not left out!

Engineering faculty as a whole is filled with lecturers who are sexual molesters! All because of giving grades or any sort of favour to the student, mostly girls.

These are the top 3 I remember, I believe this problem is prevalent in our tertiary institutions not only UNIBEN but 'e get grade'. It has to stop now!!!

Me thinks Seun has a crush on this 'Laila' or should I say 'Linda' girl, or they have an 'agreement' or something. It just happens that her bleeping pix news nd irritating gossip news ALWAYS hit the frontpage. I don't care if they(in the pix) take a pix with Clifford Orji or not!

You'll forgot to mention Borat!! That Sacha Cohen guy is the ish!

Hangover, I can't forget you ever!(I just hope H3 won't be dry).

School Of Scoundrels.

And yeah the Scary Movie series.

Recently, Hotel Transylvania(Anime)!

I need to watch these movies again tonight, mehn!!

honeric01: you think that's all?
You can't see me spit outside
When i talk, you won't see my teeth, just the moving lips
you can't walk side by side with me, i must always be ahead so that my shadow can take your place.
I stay indoors more than outdoors
i think for people sometimes
every femine sounds get me errrected
i have an average of 4hrs errecction everyday even if i'm in public.
I smell things from afar
my hearing is not normal, i hear whispers
i intentionally shed tears
i drink water every 1 hour.

Mehn, this guy is way more screwed up! Wonder what the Mods and Seun's confessions would be like?

To me that freaking commercial is damn hilarious. I see nothing wrong in it bro. Watch it in a lighter mood next time. #OkBye

Who the bleep hid my freaking post? I no make am legit reach. #Isoryt