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Samantha123:
E re ke go tlogele.

YOU ARE REALLY ENJOYING THIS

Samantha123:
Ke kgopela gore o seke wa tla wa mphaphela, ga se phosho yaka gore ga o tsebe sekgowa gabotse.

WELL WRONG..... I KNOW ENGLISH PERFECTLY WELL.

AfonjaConehead:
It baffles me too...it's like there's a very big JuJu they use to covers their eyes from reality.

THEM NOR DE READ THEIR BOOKS, NO NOT THEIR CONSTITUTION AND RIGHTS NEITHER DO THEY KNOW THEIR HISTORY. AT LEAST YOU DE SEE HOW THESE SAME YOUTHS DE SPEND A WHOLE FUNCTIONING COUNTRY ANNUAL BUDGETS ON BBNAIJA. ITS A PITY

Samantha123:
Nah! It's fine.

Just leave it.

OSHELENGE DON ACTIVATE THE FORMING.
SHEY NA CAT YOU DE FEED AND CARE FOR VERY WELL DE BEG FOR FOOD?

AfonjaConehead:
Wonderful..these people don finish this country patapata.

Can you please make it a thread?!!
It will be awesome

TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, ITS TOO LATE TO EDUCATE NIGERIAN YOUTHS. NO NEED FOR TREND, AT LEAST YOU DE SEE THE MASS SUPPORT THEM GET FOR THE EMPEROR OF MONEY LAUNDERING BACKED UP BY THE SAME TYRANTS WHO PUT US IN THIS MESS, IF THEY PUT 30% OF THIS ENERGY TO OVERTHROW THESE OLD THIEVES, NAIJA FOR DON BETTER

Samantha123:
It's fine if you don't want to.

I'll let you be.

I thought you were a NIGERIAN. I GO TRY WHEN I GET FREE TIME

Treasure17:
Ode ni e. Is it by richest?

WHO TALKED ABOUT RICHES NOW... E GOOD I BE ODE

AfonjaConehead:
Do you have credible source to that list?

OGA, NA TRUMP VEX ASK FOR THAT LIST WHEN E WAS THE PRESIDENT...
AT LEAST YOU GUYS ARE SEEING CLEARLY THE ROTTEN BILLIONS IN VARIOUS LOCATIONS? YOU FEEL SAY NA BANK THEM REDRAW THAT MONEY?

Samantha123:
I don't understand Pidgin, so please use pure English.

NA NAIJA I BE AND THEM BORN ME I NOR BE FROM ENGLAND

Samantha123:
Eew! You didn't have to tell me all the details of how you got rid of it.

But you know cats and dogs never really get along, one needs to make sure that they're properly trained before bringing them under the same household.

You could've trimmed its claws immediately the puppies were born for the sake of their safety, it was probably just trying to play with the puppies because cats can be hyperactive and playful at night.

And they can be territorial too.

PLAY KEH, WHY SHE NOR PLAY WHEN THE MAMA DE THERE? IT WAS THE FORGIVENESS AND COMPASSION OF THE DOG THAT AMUSED ME. HOW MANY BREAST DOG GET, NOR BE 8? ANYWAYS I REMEMBER MY MUM SENDING FOR DELIVERANCE SAY I DE EVIL.... PASTORS KABASH TAYA I NOR FALL... LOL... THEM DO TAYA I NOR SHAKE. THE CAT ENH WHEN I FINISH WITH AM, NO BONE WAS FIXED, SHE COME BE LIKE PALM OIL INSIDE NYLON. NA MY MAMA CAT SHA.....

AT LEAST YOU SEE THE LEVEL OF LOYALTY THAT DOG HAD, THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND FORGIVENESS... WHERE DOGS DE, MAKE NOBODY CALL CAT NAME

Kobojunkie:
You can't blame your own parents but you want us to believe parents are to blame? Your parents did pretty much all of that which the other parents did, so why exempt them from blame?

NACK AM, RUBBISH.... MAKE WE NO BLAME HER PARENTS BUT MAKE WE BLAME OTHER PARENTS. PARENTS WHEN SEND PIKIN TO UK BUT TO VISIT NA PROBLEM, IF THEM DE WITH THEIR CO-PARENTS NA TO DE BRAG, MY DAUGHTER IS IN THE UK....

Samantha123:
Cats are just like any other animals, but different in their own way.

As long as you guys are superstitious and continue listening to those fake religious leaders of yours, you'll continue assuming that cats are evil.

How were they able to prove that cats were the ones behind their badluck.

I nor de listen to any religious clown. my brain de function very WELL. You want to know why they share the same eyes with a serpent? It's because of their disloyalty and deceptive nature. Come I had cats when I was YOUNGER.... Now she came really Young, my dog was pregnant when she came, so my dog was breastfeeding her with her innocent and loving nature. She put to birth in exactly 3 weeks, just 3 pops..... One day she set out to pee and this cat clawed my pups to death. The dog came back and still continued breastfeeding her.... But me NEVER!!!!!!! I PUT HER IN A PILLOW CASE, TIED IT UP, TOOK MY MAMA PISTON FOR POUNDING YAM AND SMASHED HER TO PISSES......

Samantha123:
They can help relieve depression because of their introverted and affectionate nature.

MY SISTER REST FOR THAT MATTER!!!!!! I HAD A VERY CLOSE FAMILY MEMBER WHEN DE RUN OTUMOKPO, MOYE, SELINA ETC ETC. GUESS THE ANIMAL THAT WAS VERY EVIDENT IN PROCURING THEIR EVIL? THEM GET LIKE 20 OF THEM.

Gudfadah:
Good evening nairaland.

I am a married man and I have six children. When I met with my first wife she was a single mother of 1 girl she was a years 6 months we got married when she was 5 years old.
We had 3 children together making them 4 unfortunately we lost her in 2016 during the birth of our twins.

Before she passed on she asks me to promise her that if anything happened to her I should never send her daughter back to her family to experience the same thing she went through in there hands.
I have promised her that the child is mine and she will never go anywhere the day she will leave my house will be on her wedding day.
I have also promised her that nothing will happen to her and we will grow old together. Unfortunately we lost her and I have continued being a father to all four children and I have never treated my step daughter differently.

I have since remarried and we are blessed with twins. When I met with my current wife I didn't tell her that my step daughter is not my biological child she knew she was my first child.
She has been a part of me ever since she was 1 plus and I didn't think it was necessary telling my wife she was not my child.

She was treating all four children good until my wicked aunty has spill the beans which I have apologised for not telling her in the first and I have asked her to continue being a good mother she was before knowing the truth.
But she refused saying I didn't tell the truth and the child should go and leave with her mom family. I have explained to her the reason why she cannot stay with them to no avail and I ask her not to tell the child the truth but she has told her.

It wasn't easy for her knowing the truth she asks me if I will take her back to her mom people I said no. She is still my child and she will not go anywhere and I will resolve the problem very soon.

Unfortunately my wife has totally changed so much toward the child and I hate coming home seeing her crying all the time. She feel insecure in the house knowing that she is not the biological child of the house.

Talking to my wife was to no avail she has insist that the child must go back to her mother family or they will be not peace.

I reported the problem to her people nothing was done and we are still dealing with the same thing everyday.

Honestly speaking I hate being in such a messy situation but I will not send her back to her mom family she is my first child and I have made a promise to my late wife that the day the child will leave my house it will be the day she will get married.
Since my wife want her to leave and the child is already depresses.
I have come to conclusion I will not divorce her but I will rent a 2 bedroom apartment for her to be staying with the twins while I continue staying with the four children in my house I owe the house.

I haven't told her anything about my decision yet and I want to know if getting her own house will help the situation. This is where I need your advice nairalanders what do I do in this situation?

OGA NOTHING I HATE PASS MAN WHEN WEAK!!!!! SEE WETIN MAN DE OPEN MOUTH TALK.... NOW YOU CALLED YOUR AUNTY WICKED, THAT'S IS TRUE AND SO IS YOUR WIFE. SEE EVIL WOMEN? THEM MUST MAKE SURE SAY THEIR FELLOW WOMEN NOR PROGRESS, E GET WETIN YOUR LATE WIFE SEE FOR HER DAUGHTER FUTURE AND THAT NA WETIN YOUR AUNTY AND YOUR WIFE SEE AND THEM NOR WANT MAKE SHE SHINE.... YOUR WIFE AND AUNTY NA WINCH

Samantha123:
Superstitious Africans, you need to change that mentality of yours.

Cats are wonderful pets, you don't have to rubbish them just because you don't like them.

I nor de rubbish them, the painful truth na say them USELESS... Give me just one advantage of cats? Please don't say rats eradication, because who clean nor suppose get rat invasion. JUST ONE PLEASE

Treasure17:
Abacha daughter too dey talk. Someone that should literally be in prison for the sins of her satanic father.

UNA GO SUFFER TAY..... ABACHA SATANIC? JUST KNOW SAY NA HELL BE YOUR PORTION.
SEE AS WHITE MAN USE UNA DE STONE GROUND, EVEN BLOCK UNA BRAIN.

Reinamaria:
The name Abacha and good upbringing should not be in the same sentence.

SEE AS NIGERIANS DE INSULT ABACHA..... MY SISTER, THAT MAN HAD 80% EMPLOYMENT RATE, ALMOST 24 HOURS ELECTRICITY AND ZERO TOLERANCE TO CORRUPTION. NA ONLY ABACHA REGIME WATER BOARD CORPORATION DE FUNCTION. MAKE I GIVE YOU THE KOKO..... YOU SEE THOSE FUNDS THAT ARE BROUGHT BACK? THEY WERE IN NIGERIAN FEDERATION ACCOUNTS.. OK UNA THINK SAY IF NA E PERSONAL NAME WHITE MAN GO BRING AM BACK? HE WAS CRIPPLING THE POUNDS AND DOLLARS BECAUSE HE WAS IN LEAGUE WITH GADHAFFI, IF HE HAD NOT DIED YOU FOR BUY DOLLARS AT 50 KOBO TO ONE DOLLARS. THE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WHEN THEM FREEZE SINCE 1999, WHY THEM NOR REFUND US BACK? HE WAS STRUGGLING TO GIVE YOU PEOPLE A BETTER LIFE AND HE PAID WITH HIS LIFE. WHAT NATURAL RESOURCES BACKS THE DOLLARS AND POUNDS? YOU KNOW WHY THE FUNDS ARE BEEN RETURNED? BECAUSE YOUR COS HAD THE DOCUMENTS AND KNEW WHICH BANK THEY WHERE.... ABACHA WHEN NOR LEAVE THIS COUNTRY ALL THROUGH E REGIME...... WHITE MAN RETURN MONEY WHEN E FREEZE FOR THEIR BANK? HAHAHAHA, UNA DON DE TOO BRAINWASHED
OK MAKE I PROVE TO MOST OF U GUYS HOW FOOLISH AND IGNORANT YOU GUYS ARE..... SHABI NA HERE UNA SEE THE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS LOOTED BY MILITARY MEN, POLITICIANS IN VARIOUS AMERICAN BANKS?WHY THEM NOR FREEZE AM SEND BACK TO US?

effort1:
The dumbest decision ever. How can you give your last 2k to the biggest landlord in Lagos? His son runs Lagos billboard. His daughter is iyaloja. His wife is three term senator. He is in charge of tax collection in Lagos. He is so rich that he bankrolled Buhari's elections.

His family can never go hungry. But you will go hungry after giving him your last 2k. Isn't that the height of stupidity?

The word is LOYALTY.... YOU KNOW WHAT SURPRISES ME IN THIS PRESENT YOUTHS MENTALITY? ITS THAT THEY BELIEVE THAT THERE IS REALLY A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE 3 CANDIDATES, SUFFER NOR DE TAYA UNA? AND WHAT YOU WROTE HERE IS PURE ENVY BECAUSE IF THEM GIVE MOST OF UNA WHEN DE CRITICIZE JAGABAN HIS OPPORTUNITY NA UNA OWN GO WORSE. UNA DE SEE KOROKORO THE CALIBRE OF PEOPLE BEHIND OBI AND UNA STILL DE CHOOK HEAD. YOY KNOW WHY THEM CHANGE THE CURRENCY TWICE IN LESS THAN 10 YEARS? THE SAME PEOPLE WHEN DE BACK OBI DE PRINT AM.... OBI GO TENDER THE NEW PLATES TO THE SAME DEMONS WHEN SCATTER THIS NATION.
WHY YOU FEEL SAY NAIRA APPRECIATE WITH JUST THE EFFECTS OF THE NEW NOTES?

Solofresh2:
Na your fellow billionaire pastors and business men get am

If na Yankee them go publish their CEO names... Which one Kon be private jet owners?
Them wan form invincibility but korokoro them they rob CAESAR visibly.

Solofresh2:
Them never see anything

This kind news sweet me.... Abeg who and who get those jets? Make them publish their names so we go decide if we go sorry for them.
Them wan rob CAESAR, but them nor wan remit...

unclejb2:
you are definitely reasoning with your anus. Which Tinubu to be president of which country? All of us cannot be mad at the same time

No WAHALA OOOOO. THANK YOU

unclejb2:
I would authoritatively confirm that this young police offer has lost his job.
Tinubu will pay anything to get him sacked.

Nigerians will settle him in the short term, and he would be ok las las when Obi becomes president

A new Nigeria is possible.

Peter Obi for president.

NO.... MAKE WE FIGHT FOR THEM TO RE-WRITE THIS FRAUDULENT CONSTITUTION... ABEG TRY READ AM.. IF YOU NOR CRY CALL ME BASTARD. THE IMPUNITY IS ALARMING.... HOW GOVERNOR WHEN RULE 1999 GO DE GET THE SAME SALARY OF THE PRESENT? PLUS BULLET PROOF CARS O, SEE IF THAT SAME EX-GOVERNOR MARRY 3 MORE WIVES THEN THE WIVES GO GET THE SAME SALARY AND TREATMENT THE CURRENT FIRST LADY DE GET. IF NA THAT CONSTITUTION OBI WAN WORK ON THEN HE IS THE WORST OF THE 3 BECAUSE NA FROM MINORITY TRIBE AND HE WONT HAVE EVEN 5% OF SENATE VOTES. THE BEST NA TINUBU BECAUSE HE IS DIEING AND WANT TO MAKE AMENDS FOR HIS MISTAKES. GO READ THE CONSTITUTION BROTHER. PLEASE EDUCATE YOURSELVES...... I SAY NO TO THIS CONSTITUTION..... SO IF ANY GOVERNOR MARRY 15 WIVES, THEM GO DE PAY THE SAME SALARY THE PRESENT GOVERNOR WIFE DE RECEIVE.. THE SAME FURNITURE ALLOWANCES, THE SAME CARS, THE SAME SECURITY.... ALWAYS TRUST A DIEING MAN TO DELIVER, TAKE CUE FROM YOUR SAVIOR YESHUA... NA WHO KNOW SAY E DE DIE DE WORK TOWARDS PERFECTION.. AND LASTLY OBI NA THE GREATEST LIAR... WHICH KIND MONEY WAN FREAK TINUBU?

God1000:
Russia under Vladimir Putin is something else.

Killing his political opponents and journalists through assassinations and targeting of foreign leaders in other countries, he's notorious for that

The man is extremely dangerous

IMAGINE WHAT AN AMERICAN VETERAN, WHO FOUGHT FOR AMERICA AND WENT SEVERAL TOURS AND EVEN LOST AN EYE SAID.... HE SAID, ONLY IF THE UNITED STATES CAN SEE WHAT THE UNITED STATES IS DOING TO THE UNITED STATES, THE UNITED STATE WOULD INVADE THE UNITED STATES TO REDEEM THE UNITED STATES FROM THE TYRANNY THE UNITED STATES IS DOING TO THE UNITED STATES. AND ANOTHER SAID THE UNITED STATES DOES NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS ONLY INTEREST....... THIS IS PROPAGANDA AND HAVE YOU EVER ASKED WHY ALL WARS AROUND THE WORLD IS FUELED BY THE UNITED STATES? ITS SIMPLE...... THE UNITED STATES CANNOT EXIST WITHOUT THE RESOURCES OF THE WORLD.

God1000:
This means she's not just a baby mama or side chick anymore.

She's officially Davido's wife, but I still don't like the idea of this baby mama of a thing, it is ungodly and aberration.

What I've also realized is that the society sees nothing wrong in it, it is gradually becoming a norm, in fact some young girls now brag about having rich baby daddies.

Young girls and boys should stop indulging in the act.

As a young woman, don't get pregnant for a guy before he marries you, that's not what your mum did.

YOU DE RIGHT SHA...... BUT AGAIN NOBODY WAN SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH EX-WHORES..... YOU KNOW SAY MARRIED WOMEN DE RAPE NOW. PERSONAL EXPERIENCE..... ONE NAKED WHEN SHE LURE ME INSIDE HER HOUSE, TELL ME SAY IF I NOR GREE SHE GO SHOUT RAPE. PERSON WHEN HER HUSBAND DE 30FTS AWAY, I HALLLAAAA THE MAN NAME..RUBBISH NAIJA WOMEN WHEN NOR GET VALUE AGAIN. You see all these big nyash and boobs women, their libido na the highest... When she open enhhhh, e be like say speed bumps de her BODY. If you see this Lap? QUEKE!!!!!!!!

God1000:
This means she's not just a baby mama or side chick anymore.

She's officially Davido's wife, but I still don't like the idea of this baby mama of a thing, it is ungodly and aberration.

What I've also realized is that the society sees nothing wrong in it, it is gradually becoming a norm, in fact some young girls now brag about having rich baby daddies.

Young girls and boys should stop indulging in the act.

As a young woman, don't get pregnant for a guy before he marries you, that's not what your mum did.

YOU DE RIGHT SHA...... BUT AGAIN NOBODY WAN SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH EX-WHORES..... YOU KNOW SAY MARRIED WOMEN DE RAPE NOW. PERSONAL EXPERIENCE..... ONE NAKED WHEN SHE LURE ME INSIDE HER HOUSE, TELL ME SAY IF I NOR GREE SHE GO SHOUT RAPE. PERSON WHEN HER HUSBAND DE 30FTS AWAY, I HALLLAAAA THE MAN NAME..RUBBISH NAIJA WOMEN WHEN NOR GET VALUE AGAIN.

ObalendeCMS:
I don’t like dogs because of their mumuish way of life and unnecessary display of love, affection & loyalty.

I prefer cat all the way. They are gods.

ONLY A POSSESSED PERSON CHOOSES A CAT OVER A DOG. SEE MY DOGS IF YOU NEAR ME AT ALL WITH EVIL INTENTIONS THEN YOUR LIFE IS FORFEITED. EVEN IF I NOR FEED THEM IN TWO DAYS, THE SAME LOYALTY. CATS WHEN E BE SAY THEM GO DE STRANGLE E OWNER FOR E FRONT AND AT THE END THE MURDERER GO ADOPT THE SAME CAT. And you are very WRONG.... SPELL DOG BACKWARDS... CATS gods.... HMMMMMMN better go mountain of fire for DELIVERANCE

WriterNig:
Like for Ronaldo, share for Messi

So una never Taya for these things? See both are gods of soccer now. NOTE..... I nor de watch football, very boring to me... BUT IF YOU ASK ME WHO IS BETTER BETWEEN BOTH gods..., MY BROTHER WE WHEN NOR DE WATCH SOCCER WE FIND MESSI REALLY AMAZING, THAT'S THEM NOR BE ON THE SAME LEVEL OF OPERATION BUT STILL IF I BE CLUB MANAGER WHEN GET WEAK TEAM, IF I HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM BASED ON THE CHEDDERS OGA NA CR7... It's like comparing a FORD F150 TO A LAMBORGHINI.... DIFFERENT LEVEL OF OPERATION

CoronaVirusRelo:
You are healthy and that’s why you cherish success.

Trust me, their is nothing as valuable as health!

Bros you NACK AM.......... THATS YOU NOR MISS THE HEAD OF THE NAIL.

iHateFraudsters:
I tire o

So una still never get the picture..... ? Na una be GOD PEOPLE.... NOBODY WHITE BEFORE.... NA THEIR HOMAGE THEM DE PAY, AT LEAST THE ENLIGHTENED ONES. SEE WHITE NA BOBRISKY ON UNLIMITED FUNDS.

God1000:
The man on wheelchair doesn't even pity himself

Na your post de most annoying... You when de ABLE, how e be for you? My guy the country hard. Make e pity for himself them e kids go starve abi wetin? The whole world de in pain, so drugs na essential commodity. Na so e be o, if I tell you say I de see some guys when never chop food of 500h but them ready buy drug for 6k, you go believe? You don work for GOVERNMENT before? What if I tell you say 95% of strong GOVERNMENT people na the biggest drug addicts.. I know say you nor go BELIEVE... Who you think say de make drug dealers wealthy? Hmmmmn

Jakumo:
If to say those dog dem remember to clean mouth after chop, like how politican dem dey do after dem chop awa national yam finis, the dog dem for just do like say nothing happen and you nogo suspect dem.

My BELLE NEARLY TEAR.... NA TRUE OOO. IMAGINE THEM GET THAT SENSE.

MideMrPossible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr85NFhuwJk

We are having this kind of attack second time this month and the pattern of the attack is exactly the same.

Due to farm invasion of our livestocks, we only allow them to graze at night and leave them till daybreak while we let them into their cage.

The first victim of this wild attack was Huda ram, he was sick and want missing, after about the third day, we found him with his head ripped off from the neck, likewise the second goat, brought in for mating about 12 days ago, felt sick, recovering, went to graze and the second day we met him this way.

We are currently working on installing perimeter net for the first part of the land we intend to use for livestock, that's about 3 acres, it separates the farm from the remaining land meant for crop plantation.

Which animal do you think is on the prowl?
Kindly suggest how to capture or kill this animal.

My name is Mide Oludipe, I'm a graduate of geography and I'm a regenerative agriculture expert seeking to create a niche in modern agriculture. Please kindly Subscribe to my channel
Thanks.

I hope you see this....... Animals are acting weird these days..... I use to have rams till my dogs made them extinct.... You are even lucky you saw parts of them... Mine even the hair I did not see, only the blood on their face I knew it was them.... My brother if domestic dogs can do that solemnly any wild beast would do much.