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nwaapkuda...

chisos. tomoro now he go join private jet owners and they will say it is the Lord's doing. Jah Jehovah Emmanuel!

de guy greedy, he no wan trust anyone. serves him right. chop alone die alone.

OK una don hear? stop doing.

menix:
Each tym I buy lux my Junior broda go finish am..
Abeg wo get lux?

i get B29, u go mamage?

person wey forget 12m inside toilet must have enough or deal gone bad, (i:e if this story is true) that woman still get long way to go, one man's misfortune could be another's fortune.

abeg did u say "her" fear catch me o

lovely, baby in thinking mode

thats wat the guys like na. they say they like a lady that is very loaded, ngwa see loaded

congrats to tontolet

Jesus! God abeg where re u?

really hilarious

princealbashir:
Years, you're right.
H - Hold
O - On
T - Till
F - Father
L - Leaves.

dude re the guy in question? how could u figure this out, i got like 15 of my colleagues no one had a clue

Make we send this one go yaba right before go late

Why all these hate. Na she get her body she must have worked hard to keep it the way it is and she can flaunt it as she like. At 56? Great body.

They ask the owner questions weather he helped the pig get preggy

He looked perfect in 1979.

He has found his missing rib

It's one leg up!

Kingblingz:
Wife n Daughter toh fine! Baba God bless my hustle

AMEN
E don Bless u.

banjicom:
The last time I checked Techno was a Phone!

Op don do mistake bi dat
!

Abi phone dey marry ni?

technology has improved, everything is possible now

Ishilove:
This should be interesting

Well, my relative had quite a unique experience. Before her mother got married to her dad in the early 80, there were two suitors: a tall handsome chocolate skinned hunk, and the man who later became her dad; Fair, chubby and broke ass, but handsome nonetheless.

Her mother's grandma took her to go see a prophet. What we call 'ikpo efa' in my dialect.

Prophet tells the young lady that marriage to the tall, handsome and very financially okay one will be a disaster because he comes from a very unclean family. She would not enjoy the marriage because her children would keep dying (the evil powers of her husband's house would keep plucking the kids). The man also said there was a very high likelihood that the man wouldn't live long.

The second one, fair, chubby and broke ass was going tobe an okay choice for her because with him she would fulfill her destiny. Now, the fair complexioned broke nigga was still serving during this period.

The lady was confused. She liked the tall, dark handsome one because he was always spoiling her with gifts, and God, he was so handsome! The fair one was handsome too,but all he had were big words, big trousers and big hair.

At the end of the day she decided to marry the fair,broke asss nigga with the big words and bigger hair because her grandma advised her to. Prophet has spoken, so it was wise to do as the gods advised. The fair guy used his discharge alawee after youth service to marry the lady. According to her, she packed her kaya on her head and moved into his one room apartment after the payment of the brideprice, and na so marriage start. No ceremony, no serenren.

32 years on, this lady and the fair nigga are still waxing strong. Though the fair nigga never became rich,but he was/is a good husband and father.

Tall, dark, handsome hunk is dead. The woman he later married miscarried her pregnancies a couple of times and after that never conceived again. Hunk was coming back from work one day when he was involved in a road accident and that was how he was wasted.

The Gods Are Wise...

What am I saying? We need God's guidance when choosing a life partner. Don't just go to anybody. Seek God's face in prayer and fasting and ask God to confirm it through his servant.

but we don't really need to ask anyone we can consult God on our own right?

how is his struggling? person wey de work no chop?

wtf i cant imagine the punishment that suits this man.

maybe cut him bits by bits everyday.

wickedness

i will deduct 1 M from them! na by force?

tank u

RIP

heavy make up no de fit dem. simple lite make can blend with those thick lips and wide nose

Eyaah. RIP

caught? is it now a crime?

do u know u can set alarm with Google.
i read long time ago on twitter that u can use Google to set alarm, never thought i would need it since there's all kinds of technology, but today at work it really saved me.
here's how:You can use Google as a timer by typing "Set timer (x) minutes" into the search bar.