₦airaland Forum

The5DME:
I pray the one I did since 2019 should be out when I go there tomorrow. Jamb just wan stress person life.

I hope so… because I've already lost two of my SIMs to deactivation for the sake of the NIN the same government who imposed it refused to release.

Draslo:
Don't worry about me man. I'm going to get laid soon. The thing is I have a selection problem. I need someone with the spec of BigSarah

Sex is overrated.
Be careful.
And who is Bigsarah?

Bro, maintain your stand.
If I were to have been sleeping with all women that directly requested, I'll have had over 60.
Don't be surprised the temptation kept coming.
Just maintain your stand.
When you finally get married, that will be a good tale to tell your wife while she's resting her head on you, how much you resisted other women.

I've registered since 2016 and till date, my NIN is yet to be released. So I think the government need to get some things done right before imposing it blindly.
It's usually annoying.

Draslo:
Congratulations on your virginity. I'm over a year celibate myself but I'm not sure how much longer I will be since I didn't plan on doing it. It just happened.

It's quite difficult and easy.
But just take your mind off it and you'd clock the success you desired on it.

So sad he lost the fight!
So sad no one was around to have stopped him!
Now he's gone forever from the realm of the living mortals.
What a pity he lost the fight.

luminouz:
Oh!! Thought the funsho dude died!!
Ok bro. Noted

Good. Now you know.

Draslo:
1. Changing a light bulb and it's lamp holder.
2. Changing or installing a ceiling fan.
3. Changing a generator spark plug or servicing it's carburetor.
4. Changing plumbing such as pipe fittings and taps
5. Changing a flat tire.
6. Changing a car battery.
7. Changing a car fuse, etc

Many guys call themselves alpha males but cannot do most of these. How do you feel around a woman if you can't fix these kind of problems? At home, I have screwdrivers, spanners, hammer, and all sorts of handyman tools.

P.S I didn't learn any of these things professionally. I just learned by watching the professionals. Also I'm not a cheapskate. I invite and pay professionals handsomely for the ones we pass my power.

I disassemble any generator to the smallest screws and couple it back again without missing anything.
I service our generators myself.
I fix anything fixable even to our pressing iron whenever its thermostat fails.
Light bulbs and likes are child's play to me.
I use the sewing machine.
Fix our TV sets.
It got to a point that my palms became insulated to electricity.
I ran water from our tank to the house myself.
Do the tank washing myself.
How many shall I say of?
The kind of skill works this hands have not done, I can't tell, except for the automobile, and none did I ever learn from anyone. All I needed was watch you do it once and that's all.
Even some, I never watched anyone do them before learning to.

And despite all, I'm still proud to still be innocent.

All the guys who think sweating while exercising on a woman, use and dump, switch to another and hunting more empty headed bimbos makes them alpha males, forget it. You're just a self•destiny•distributor.

What's even wrong with all of you screaming sex up and down like lives depend on it!?
Please swipe left if you don't have reasonable things to discuss.

Genesiis:
Same here, in my own case, she had been screaming a guy's name I can't remember, when she got close to me, she tapped me by my shoulder calling the guys name, when she realised i'm not the person, she just folded her hands and was saying God is wonderful.

That's how life is bro.
People look alike sometimes.

luminouz:
Lol...your last line is false.

You did reincarnate. I'm 100% sure of it. Reincarnated humans only have vague last memories. She knew who you were.

No need feeling somehow. Reincarnated humans are like 10% of the populace. And most of them never knew

How could I have been a reincarnation of a Funsho that was never dead?
And by the way, I'm not a child….
Could even be older than the Funsho she might be referring to.

luminouz:
You died somewhere before bro. She knew who you once were

If that had been true. I would have known. I didn't reincarnate.

Taciturn1:
Just curious, are you also Yoruba?

Yes…
I am…

Mrscarter:
Isnt that old testament? After the flood god gave new commandments. I think the old testament was written for ppl from back in those times. The new testament is more for this age

Yea… it's Old Testament.
But our LORD JESUS CHRIST said He never came to destroy the law and prophets but to fulfill them. Thus, once anyone accepts CHRIST JESUS, he/she has become a new creature who would not have to be forced to love and obey and keep GOD'S commandments, but to follow them happily.
Grace is hereby given that whenever such falls, he/she might be able to rise again.

MufasaLion:
SMH

Over what?
Stop shaking your head like someone mourning.
Shake your body instead to a good tune and dance in glee… bro.

Embarrassingly shameful.

What does the sign mean?

That was how a lady I never knew before ran into me while I was about to leave a factory and she screamed, "Funsho!"
I was like, "Who is Funsho? Sorry, I'm not Funsho."
She was puzzled and kept staring at me while I walked away.
So people look alike at times.

That's all they know… Party after Party… while the whole nation was burning right under their noses.

LoriIro1:
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Earlystar698:
Vidmate

Neither of them are on Google Playstore.
Just run a search on google search and you'd get a site wherein you can get them downloaded.

Earlystar698:
How do I download that vidmate ,I've tried everything and I don't see it both play store and google....give me link abeg

Vidmate or Videoder?
If it's Videoder you are referring to, let me see if I can get the link and I'll modify this comment.

Jakumo:
Joking aside, the Chinese are very obviously sending only their worst criminal elements to Africa, on a mission to destroy the continent and plunder its natural resources with reckless abandon, from decimating forests to plunder all hardwood timber they can find, to poisoning rivers with toxic effluent from the mining of gold and other precious metals, to killing off endangered and rare wildlife in a bid to drive them all to extinction, and now, predictably, to the mass kidnap and murder of human beings for the demonic purpose of harvest sexual organs for sale to the highest bidder.

The Chinese in Africa are the absolute worst parasites on the face of this earth, and they must be removed as quickly and permanently as possible.
These greedy, nasty and exploitative Chinese criminal gangs infesting Africa need to be evicted from Nigeria en-masse, and in a hurry too, before they train Nigerian criminal gangs in the science of internal organ harvesting for sale in the illegal medical transplant black market, assuming this next logical step has not already been taken.

What do they use the harvested cassavas/plantains/cucumbers for is what still confuses me.

I'll pretend I didn't read this…
Too false to be true.
Sleepless nights in Dubai for six months?
Come, I didn't read this.
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Please, how can I unread this?
It's already aching my stomach.

Videoder is the best.
Downloads in normal format which will not require any special players to play whatever you download.
Videoder is the best.

Wait, is this for real? Means over seven thousand men had been killed and their organs harvested? What is the use? This world is not my home…

And just as always, the screen resolution is 720x1600.
Please….

Mmm…. Let me see…. Sleep before 11:00 PM One day, I'll get there. Drinking 3 litres of water per day Do I even take up to 2 litres per day?

Damovintrain:
At 28 still a virg anybody here like that



How u coping........

I must confess it isn't easy
Sometimes I feel like u know

I'm over 30 and still a virgin.

Ladumaa:
I love her so much and I wanna marry her..
But my only offence right now is that i went against the rules of my Church and slept with her..
According to them,( my church people) if you sleep with someone before marrying the person its an unforgivable offence by God and the marriage will not last.. They say I should find someone else I haven't slept with to marry

Pls i want to know Gods stand on this, is this true?.no insults pls

So bro, who are you intending to hand your leftover to?
Let me help you with a Bible portion that slams your selfish church beliefs on this case:

Deuteronomy 22 (KJV)
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²⁸ If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
²⁹ Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

So Mr OP, go and marry that girl.
You have humbled her.

Havesomesense:
Why waste time when you know what he wants.
After sex if he commits great, if he doesn't commit no problem. life goes on...

You cannot know if a guy truly loves you till after sex

Why promoting this insane immorality?
Guy, bomb dey your head.

And their SWAT may not have any other weapon besides AK47 rifles… Just don't know when this country will get it right.