₦airaland Forum

5starmilitant:
Buhari is Brainlessness....... His heart is evil.

mrking3:
Bro I don't know you! But I smell Arrogance, Envy and Greed!! I'm sure you'll be doing some sort of eye service so the management can notice you! Bro it doesn't work that way! if I were the management, I would have fired you already because someday, you might even plan to overthrow the CE0 of the company!

osamaBUSH:
Aghh! I wan leave frying pan enter. But thanks 4 d offer anyway.

osamaBUSH:
Abeg u fit recommend me 4 ur replacement?

lonelydora:
A colleague of mine threw in his resignation letter sometime ago and immediately got a 50% increase. I have also noticed that after much appraisal, the increment is not always as expected.


Guys what do you think about the picture? Does this happen in your work place?


Seun, Crazyman, 1forall, Ishilove, lalasticlala. Please do the needful.

Macelliot:
Mourinho, the self-acclaimed "special one" is a man full of pride..
Pride is what they say comes before a fall...

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Joining the reigning royal-blues....
MANCHESTER CITY
https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02826/City_2826905b.jpg

Up Manchester City...

makzeze:
The Saudi Civil Defence authority confirmed the figure of casualties on Twitter.
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At least 65 people were killed when a crane crashed in Makkah’s Grand Mosque on Friday, Saudi Arabia’s Civil Defence authority said on its Twitter account.

It said nearly 80 people were injured as well.

source:http://www.khaleejtimes.com/region/saudi-arabia/casualties-reported-as-crane-falls-in-makkahs-grand-mosque
Inalilahi wahina ilaehi rojeeun....subhanalahi

Jedeye2:
Hmm

KingEbukasBlog:
Senate President Bukola Saraki had the privilege to meet and interact with some of the Staff and National Youth Service Corps members during his tour of the National Assembly to inspect the facilities today September 9 . They took lots of selfies with him . See fun pics below

http://www.kingebuka.com/2015/09/photos-saraki-takes-selfies-with-nysc.html

wunmi590:
Why do Nigerians like saying thinz twice??

e.g. Magomago, CryCry, FolloFollo, YamaYama,
PuffPuff, ChinChin, Kulikuli, WakaWaka, Moimoi,
Jedijedi, Sharpsharp, Yoriyori, Gbomogbomo,
Mumu, Truetrue, Lielie Borrowborrow, Lailai,
Fearfear, Touchtouch, Talktalk, Holyholy, Jigijigi,
Jagajaga, Kiakia, Mazamaza, Scatterscatter,
Potopoto, Kabukabu, Wuruwuru, Palapala,
Worryworry.....

I know u'll send dis 2 sombody: CopyCopy...

Cc: Mods please come to our rescue let people laugh in frontpage

Osisie:
Kaycee, stop! I'm not kidding u.

Osisie:
I am presently in my first year in the university studying Philosophy. I came to Lagos for a holiday job. Now the holiday is over and I'll soon return to school. Though I'm still working.....I'll quit when it's time to go.

But I just met someone who works in a very prominent firm here in Lagos and he offered to help me get employed in the firm next month.

That's where I got confused. The pay is 70k plus many other side benefits. In fact, he said I may not even need to touch my salary at all for a year.

But, my school is in the North Central, very far from Lagos. I want this job seriously. I already have an OND from a Polytechnic which qualifies me for the job.

This could help me start my dream as I intend going into Agriculture.

What should I do?

Bacteriocin:
Go for the 80k jor

ladyF:
Just like dat....dem no go still hear word! Who cult help?

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

Obinoscopy:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/cbn-probes-naira-depreciation-in-parallel-market/#sthash.ao6NugCP.dpuf

olu4life:
I dont know about ur centre but in mine, they checked certificates, strictly BSc. I marked biology by the way,also some courses werent accepted. Why the insult by the way?!

delishpot:
Tell her the seller did not have the one you wanted and as soon as they get it, you will bring it for her. Then let her know about the messages you saw and tell her you need a break.

Seemyfather:
Considering mine own opinion, here are the list of some states in Nigeria that your barely hear about them in the dailies, be it on air, TV/Radio stations, or in any forms of media system. I mean you hardly hear about them be it for good or the other way round. While there are some you only hear about them ones in a blue moon due to one activities or their yearly festivals that makes us to hear about them ones in a year.

Meanwhile there are some states that you almost can't do without hearing them on air, or in any of our dailies/social media's, be it for good or other way round.

To mention a few, here are the list.

Those you barely hear about:

1) EBONYI
2) GOMBE
3) KEBBI State
4) ZAMFARA State

Those ones you only hear about ones in a blue moon:

1) CROSS RIVER
2) KOGI
3) OSUN

Those you can't do without hearing their name being mentioned in a day:

1) DELTA State where I proudly belong...
2) LAGOS
3) OGUN State where I currently reside and work.
4) RIVERS
5) FCT
6) Be free to add yours.

NB: Please note that you barely hear that of Osun State, if not for this recent salary or no salary saga of a thing that now makes them to be kind of famous nowadays...

I stand to be corrected anyway.

Thanks.

flexpro:
The Maltina Teacher of the Year is an initiative designed to recognize, celebrate and motivate teachers of Public Secondary Schools in Nigeria.

Everywhere in the world, teachers play a vital role in training, coaching and determining the quality of education and this is critical to sustainable national development.

As it is widely said, the children are the future of the nation and whatever you do for a child ultimately impacts the nation.

Collection of applications will open, 20th May 2015 and last till 24th July 2015. Interested teachers are to download application forms
http://www.maltina-nigeria.com/MaltinaTOTYApplicationForm.zip Applications forms should be completed and uploaded to the website or sent by post to P.M.B. 12632, Marina, Lagos..

CC: lalasticlala, Frontpage Pls

denis217:
Hahaahaha. I will pretend you didn't just said that because from the look of things, you are the daft person here. A simple question that was not directed to you suddenly catches your attention and response. was that what you learnt in your gst English? If so then I truly pity your down fall. You are already a disgrace to your entire family by this singular display of utter ignorance and stupidity. Clearly, you are the one that needs to go back to school to learn how to apply decorum and decency in your interactions with people.

RaDaZaBaNa:
The symbian phones and infrared days

IlekeHD:
No, it's time to teach Nigerians a lesson.
Learn some discipline. Deadline is deadline.
Stop with the African time.
Look at our development as a nation, we keep moving on African time.
Western world is in year 2020, we're still in the 50s.

adonismuller:
Threats




They wana joke with people's money?


Even a pastor can kill because of money!


Let me ask,if I never had any account and wana open next year, won't I be able to open because I don't have BVN?


If they will do BVN for me then,that means BVN can never expire!

Fabdedon:
FTComment.
In wizkids voice - i get baby wea like to FIRE oo sometimes i carry go

OP what do you have to say about Expensive shit??


And i dont blame them shay if the vidoe doesnt contain those stuff it wount make MtV Naija top 10
what the hell is Danniela Wine

pimplucious:
This is awesome.

unyours:
I decide to share this because i believe it will help someone someday.

Whenever we come through ethical dilemma, the chance is that everyone will choose the part that leads to the least harm.
Most times, it's a function of ones ability to think [intelligently] outside the box.

Now here's a moral dilemma meant to be solved by 200 applicants in a job interview.

You will be marveled when you see the answer the only successful candidate gave. Many wouldn't have reasoned in that line.


You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect man (or woman) you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?




Think before you continue reading.
_____________________________

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. I love this. I might actually use it sometime for an interview situation.

He simply answered: “I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams.”

Never forget to “Think Outside of the Box.”
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My 50kobo advice to all jobseekers:
Avoid giving a straight-up answer to interview questions no matter how straight-to-the-point the question is.
Always have something to add to spice up your answers and be straight to the point as you do so. Expect all kind of useless questions. Lol.
The interview that landed me my job was an interview i got most of what i will call off-point questions like:
Are you married?
What tribe will you like to marry from?
Can you speak Yoruba language?
What's your username on nairaland? (I shock!)

Wish you all goodluck

Reference: Here

TheInkheart:
Reasons Why You Should Not Get Married To A Nigerian Man

It is no doubt that Nigerian men make wonderful lovers; they are sweet, kind, thoughtful, maybe not very romantic but romantic still and good in bed too. It is also no doubt that these men are very rare to come by in Nigeria. Maybe by default or societal conditioning, most Nigerian men are so not it; they are egoistic, chauvinistic and make terrible husband materials. You wonder why I think Nigerian men; at least most of them, won't make good husbands, read the reasons listed below:

-They Are Chauvinists: pardon the strong word "chauvinists" but Nigerian men prefer to stick to their bias opinion about women and their responsibilities in the home. The take the "head" duty way too serious and often push the women aside expecting them to follow their will and do as they say. If you marry a Nigerian man, you will probably end up as the less important voice in the home or wherever the man rather than as a partner you are to him.

- They Are Polygamous In Nature: In Nigeria, some men believe men are entitled to as many women as they can handle and so, they are free to marry more than one wife or have affairs with other women. With a Nigerian man, it is never certain that you will be the only woman in his life. To save yourself the heartbreaks of discovering condoms and hotel receipts in his pocket or worse, finding out he has secret children, please do not marry a Nigerian man.

- They Are Not Romantic: you want flowers, a guy to follow you to the salon, exotic lunches, dinners, vacations, chocolates and breakfast in bed? Then, a Nigerian man is not the man you should marry. They often consider these things as cheesy and unneccesary. Maybe they will try on your birthdays and valentine's day (that's if they don't come up with excuses to forget). The most romantic thing some Nigerian men will ever get for you is packs of food from an eatery or drinks and few back/foot rubs just right before sex.
GO marry for Mars
- You Will Be A Nanny To A Grown Man: if God blesses you with a Nigerian man and a somehow scattered one, you are in soup. You've just graduated to being a nanny to a full grown man. You will pick his socks, shirts and what not after him when he gets back from work, even flush the toilet when he's done. Be ready to face a sulking man if the food is not ready on time or you try to get him to do something for you when his favourite game or tv show is on. You will have to pet and stroke his ego almost all the time to make him happy.

- They Have The Wife Beating Syndrome: either by societal conditioning or home training, some Nigerian men believe it is very normal to hit a woman; that is the only way to put them back on track when they are wrong. It is no secret that some Nigerian men will beat their wives and feel no regret about it; it is somehow the woman's fault the man is so angry to the extent he has to hit her. If you're not ready to lose your fine skin to the itchy palms of a man, please steer clear of Nigerian men.

Nigerian men are also good liars. They smoke and drink heavily and blame it on the society's deteriorating condition; they have to "keep body and soul together". Many Nigerian men have money problem; it is either they are misers or heavy spenders. Some prefer to show off the wealth they do not possess by living way beyond their standards. And the most annoying part is that many Nigerian men are Mr nice guy in public and Mr stingy in their homes which you will agree is not a very attractive trait especially in someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.

I know by now, some guys are already hissing and cursing me probably but it is undeniable that many Nigerian guys have terrible attitudes that make them really undesirable husband materials. I mean, it is tough enough we have to cope with the many issues in the country, men problems should not be added to our weighty wahala. We deserve men who understand us (at least to a reasonable extent), shower us with the affection we need, pamper us and make us feel very special and loved but how many Nigerian men can beat their chests that they can be the man of our dreams or at least, part of the dreams?!!


more articles n www.theinkheartblog.com and www.360nobs.com/author/alice-temitope-dako/

PassingShot:
This exercise is an attempt to picture how the next presidential election will be won and lost.

It is based on the following factors and assumptions:

1. That there will be 80% voters turnout across the country

2. The two candidates popularity and general acceptability

3. Each party's spread and their strength in each state

4. New developments in the political terrain of a state irrespective of the party that rules the state


If you have a different view or opinion, please let's hear it.



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