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OnyeAraNdiIgbo:
Is that your girlfriend on your profile picture?

Greet her for me ooo...

She looks short, help me tell her to greet Chelsea on her way down sha

WTF Man? Dat really cracked me up

Funny dude....

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

Someone, please give dis dude some booze...

Spot on bro...

Pidggin:
Humanbeings are now Soft targets

Sister, I swear I tire ooo...

WTF Does he even me by soft targets

And who are d hard targets sef

Yeah..... why don't u buy her a car too... And a trip to d Bahamas...

Wat are guys turning into sef dis days... this mumuNESS or mumuITY ain't funny anymore ooi

MosakuAW:
Those boys that snatched your car dont need your car because they will be caught. We they really needed was the fuel not your car

No miracle will dry up fuel that suppose to last for 4days under hours only if your car is faulty.

All the same, congrats. My mind keep telling that, na the fuel they need not your car

#Abi you don turn to Pastor Adeboye that drove his car from Ibadan to Lagos under 4liters of fuel.

Guy, I swear, u deserve 1 bottle of Orijin...

Na d fuel boiz need o... Dem no need d car...

Suigeneris93:
Srzli op, if she was ur daughter what would u think and do?

I tire ooo... small girl wey dem send go school...

Well wetin concern me *sips akamu*

Single and not ready for any relationships....

Cutehector:
Pass me her number

Lol.... I swear, u be badoo...

No dulling moment

Michellla:
yea am psychic

I will take Ur word for it....


Have fun...

HateU2:
Lag

Which part of Lag?? Make I know if na lively place...

Michellla:
if i say it, it wouldnt be a secret anymore

Exactly Wat I was thinking...

BTW, Do u read minds??

lifeisabitch:
A woman u know is good enough to wife, will you respect her enough to resist the temptation to ask her for sex on first date?

I know for sure that side chicks are usuallly slept with on first date.

OP, it depends on d lady in question, if she is in d mood,a dude has no right to deprive a lady of s3x,it is against d code of conduct, but at d same time, I think he shouldn't demand for it....

STFUareyouGod:
2 yrs? Thats 12 months X 2 = 24months.........

52weks X 2 =104 weeks.........

365(6)days X 2= 730(731) days.........

8760hours X 2 = 17520hours..........

525,600 minutes X 2 = 1,051,200minutes..........

31,536,00 seconds X 2 = 63,072,000seconds.

That's enough time to get you an OND. Why waste it hoping on a girl? And many other important things

Omo, Na real ND programme d dude dey do ooo...

I pray he graduates with a very good grade tho...

Oil mugu ke




Omo Ibadan, how far u na

Simple bro, she scammed u!!!!

HateU2:
Nowhere to go
Or rather
No frnds arwd to hang out with

Sorry ehn.... Where do u stay sef?

WiLdFLame:
U must be a pastor....to have only chopped 3 pvssy through out dis year!....dont u tink dat anoiting scarce pvssy in ur ministry need to be destroyed?

Yeah.... I guess so, dat is why I am hoping for a more fruitful 2016, or will u add to d body count??

Na true oooo

Definitely not her calling



And why was Ur Xmas boring

Hmmmm

Crazy memory....

Can't get it off my mind....

Jex about 3 I guess..... Looking forward to a more fruitful 2016....

Goodbye by Celine...Reminds me of my mum and and west life's my love.. reminds me of my 1st gf, in fact almost all Celine Dion's songs does.... Goodbye jex kills it for me, so I don't like listening to it often....