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Diddyydiva:
His balls should be chopped, fried and given to him for dinner



The young girl needs thorough spankings, rehabilitation and deliverance




The wife should learn new styles and be more sexually active

U nailed it!!!

poshestmina:

Hello bae...

ellacute45:
Every sex you had was back back yet you no fit cum... ..someone should complete this statement

*in Don Jazzy's voice* Egbon OP, I u don't wana last too long anymore... Abeg cut Ur rod...

Greenbullet:
I thought this kind of post is stupidity's job

Bros Even Stupidity is taking a back seat in this...

stupidity:
Am soooo heart broken right now, I travelled for the weekend, she told me to buy her pants and bra when coming. I asked her the size of pants and bra, she refused telling me, saying I suppose know the size without telling me. I enter market go buy bra and pant and it was very hard to guess her size I must say. Came back to town and she came over to my place happily, alas, the bra was oversized, the pants needed belt to stay put to her waist. She got angry that after all the years we spent together and countless times I have seen her naqed, I still couldn't buy her a perfect bra and pant. I don beg tire, she nor gree.

It isn't my fault, when I got to the boutique It was hard to guess her size because of the countless buubies I see weekly, different sizes. So heart broken, she's my wife to be.

Mr Stupidity don come again ooo...

U too like pvssy..

I dey sure sey u don over sample dem, na im make u forget Ur gf own

umehmj:
Just 3 months and you want to die?


dump you ke? you be trash? if she really dumped you then na LAWMA be the solution to your problem.

Bros I tire ooo... Peeps wey don dey date for years and ended up heartbroken sef no complain...

BTW, dat OP gf Na Olosho?? (no offence)

Cos it sounded like she has sampled diff rods o....

Eleyi Gidi gan o

Alocia:
not too much...

50k would do

50 Wat

Dat will buy a plot of land in OP's village o...

But girls sha?? Will that hair make her more beautiful dan Nadia Buari??

Monalisa185:
Lol...thanks for the compliment ..

three bottles of moet? for me alone?...Lol...thanks again

Well Ur signature says it all...

Hater of tribal bigotry...

Seems we are on d same page...

Jex dat am not a United fan...

Sha, continue to keep it REAL!!

Geheeheehee....

U obviously gave d same point like 5 times...


No be by force make e complete 20 na...

Monalisa185:
ladies can be very cunning and silly. .op, let her wait for her father to send her the money...she wan chop office for your head...could even be that her dad already sent her some money, but since you mentioned how much you love her, she felt she could blackmail you into giving her the money.... and to think that you mentioned being a student...

anyways, I don't know her personally, so lemme not jump into conclusions....like someone said, if you feel you are equal to the task and wish to help her, please do so, but do not expect love in return...

bottom line...be wise, don't come tomorrow to tell us how you got scammed...#peace

D 1st girl in Romance section dat made common sense...

Abeg, 3 bottles of Moet for u jawe...

PinkBarbie:
Small children abound on this forum sha. 23 years of age is supposed to have some sense at least but my 13 years old female cousin is smarter than you.

She works in a bank? Tell me more, what grade of gigolo are you? Nonsense!

Lol....

And God gave d dude brain o...

He jex failed to make use of it....

Geheeheehee....

OP, Ur experience is similar to mine....

Only dat d girl I met was...

Cetona:
How true is this?

Definitely True Mademoiselle....

Am freaking Mainland....

Not d Agbero's own ooo... Lol

STFUareyouGod:
Mushin

Oya ibile.... Gbayi....

Sexytemi:
BBM it will be.

24ED0AE5

My pin,kindly add me up... Tanx

Sexytemi:
lol.....whatever rocks your boat o

Sure thing... Mind chatting me up on Whatsapp or BBM?? Might get to learn more...

LEO!!!!

But na only me dem born on August 22...

Sexytemi:
i get to learn new language from there......and sometimes for comic relief.

Lol... I would rather watch Japanese animes an learn Japanese... it's really a cool language...

Or better still jex read mangas...

Sexytemi:
love Indian n spanish movies....but rather watch d undiluted ones on Bollywood or B4U

Watz so interesting about those movies sef??

Watched dem a few times... still don't enjoy it... Except for a few ones...

None!!!

Not a big fan of love movies...

U can ask of other type o movies...

HarkymTheOracle:
mo wa pa

Abeg I need ya Whatsapp contact sef... I don lost Ur previous number

Sexytemi:
Lol....not really ooo...prefer Sony max to both or even discovery channel o.

Lol... ain't much of a TV freak... but I do know I don't like telemundo and Indian movies jawe...

Would rather stick to laptop movies or surfing d net... TV jex ain't my thing anymore...

Sexytemi:
tnx oooo

So Wat made u fall from d tree??

Are u guilty of dis too??

Sexytemi:
Lol....*falls from mango tree*...

Ehyah... sowie ehn
*picks her up and dusts her clothe*

Pele...

HarkymTheOracle:

Padi mi!!!!

Linqsz:
Kindly Impregnate her daughter

Lol... Guy I are too funny...

Well u get point o...

BaebieHot:
Yes o!

Nice... Now Datz Wat I'm talking about...

Not some girls wey go dey form names like Sandra, Betty etc

So where do u base?

Nawao.... How through half of d comments and I never see my Bday mate...

E be like sey Na only me dem born dat day o...

Still waiting to see....

ginawest:
you dont expect us to wear it every time..I wear them out but in my house,I give them a break.

Geheeheehee.... Nice reply...

1 bottle of Hennessy for you...