₦airaland Forum

Nigeriafirstlad:
His family members are his type, he doesn't give a flying fork about his biological family members.

That's how these people reason.

you have to be one to know exactly how they reason?

That's true oo nawa oo

Maxymilliano:
How could the Nigeria Army believed she was among Chibok girls when she was reportedly found in a local government that bears same as her surname ?

It the chibok woman for me

slickbak:
She’s not a girl anymore.
Chibok woman now.

What cannot happen in Nigeria does not exist!!! Amen���

This man no dey Taya
So one that is supposed to be jejely waiting for God to call him in peace u still wan carry Nigeria problem.

Lanrelagboi:
https://insidekaduna.com/we-will-build-a-stronger-more-prosperous-nigeria-says-asiwaju-tinubu/

Really!!! Bro u need help

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Go to a rural area and start weed(marijuana)farming on a low key

Or if you are real niggar....then buy iPhone

And meet other niggars for tools and format and start keyboarding and become a keyboard warrior

Or if you get mind as a real niggar...then dey carry sure odd for betting....

[This is so inspiring planing is everything
May God bless you beyond you imagination.
author=2blockus post=112698549]Good afternoon Landers.

I have finally resign from the banking job and I am very happy now with my earnings and freedom.

For me to resign I had to work as Bolt driver everyday I close from the bank and drive till 10pm and worked all through the weekends as a bolt driver, with this I was able to save 1million in short period of time and got loan of 1.5m to get another car.

So now my monthly savings after other expenses is 200k which I plan to pay back the loan in six month starting form this month.

I only work from Wednesday to Sunday every week now since I resigned.
Thanks for all the support from here, other contract staff bankers especially men reading this post should look for exits root immediately as there is no future in the banking industry for us as a polytechnic graduates.[/quote]

Can never never exist oooo
uote author=cenaman post=112566323]The guy no get six packs again.

Women! Women!! Women!!! Wetin women no fit do no dey exist.[/quote]

I think they are just watching there weight. ;

Omicronvaccine:
A Nigerian linguist, Maazi Ogbonna Okoro has shared a photo of two lions on the verge of starvation at Jos Wildlife Park, IGBERETV reports.

He wrote;



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=883067229231335&id=100025841986026

U wicked abeg

Fuckaniza:
Yarn the husby lowokan... That's a fvcking hoe.

U deh para ooo
uote author=NaijaCoverBlog post=112289064]

Amen

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[I totally agree little kids can be something else have even had one harrass me grabbing my stuff always but who will believe when u tell them.quote author=johnnywalker131 post=112178443]Wickedness also lies in the hearts of little children, you would be surprised what these kids are capable of doing

This just brings back memories of an ugly incident that happened many many years ago when I went for holidays at my aunts place , there was this little girl who happened to be the daughter to my aunt’s friend , can’t even remember her name …she was so playful and outspoken for her age and everybody commended that , she would say things you would never expect her to say being the little girl that she is and everybody liked her. On this fateful day, this girl had tried being playful around me and I really was in a bad mood at the time so I shunned her. Out of the blues, My aunt and this girl’s mother summoned me for a talk, I got in the room and the girl was there, my aunt asked "what have you been doing with her(the girl)"

I was taken aback by the question cause it didn’t make sense to me ..I answered and said , "I don’t understand Ma", then she asked the little girl to repeat what she just told them and when she started talking, I just stared In disbelief cause I couldn’t wrap my head around what I was hearing and immediately I knew I was in trouble …her words “this uncle came into our room and locked the door, he pushed me on the bed and started touching me and told me not to tell anybody that he likes me" Haaaaaa!!! was the only thing I could say because I was dumbfounded and scared at the same time, I almost burst into tears �, they thought I wanted to cry because I was guilty… I was teary because how on earth was I going to convince anybody that this little girl was lying. She gave such specific and exact details that I was almost doubting myself, if I were a random person listening to this , I would 100% believe this girl, I just went on my knees and I was swearing by everything I believed in but I could see from their faces that nobody believed me.

Till date I’ve not yet figured if someone put her up to it or she came up with that herself , that was the last time I saw my aunt, the little girl and her mom , I never visited again…she’s dead now, she died of cancer …May her soul Rest In Peace ….it’s sad that she died having it at the back of her mind that I was that kind of person, pretty sure that little girl would be way grown up probably in the university by now, a lil note if she ever comes across this story which she probably wouldn’t remember, “you almost ruined my life“ From that day to this day, little kids scare me more than adults …the devil lives in little children!!!! Never forget!

source: Twitter @InvestorKpk

https://twitter.com/InvestorKpk/status/1517492718645174272?t=9miAe-vRHJNXp9q8uKQQSw&s=19[/quote]

javaguru:
behold the angel Arose


the tailor should be charged for murder

abeg be calming down murder kwanu

Is the wife bobriskys sister?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright...
I don't know if mermaid are real
But I love that their shape and look....

Slim in a very attractive way...gracefully stylized.. mysteriously slick....beautifully bare and simple
I just love them naturally...

It has affected my way of life....to the extent that most times I always prefer slim women....
But make them return the mermaid o..before the full family go begin invade us...."invasion of humans by mermaid "

Wait are u crushing on the marmaid?

It madness for me sha rope

The Virgina must have gone back to the normal size nah it elastic during child birth.


Can the man's penis be bigger than the head of a child?


Three solid children came out from that kpekus, yet she's complaining that a 4 inches Gbola is painful and dangerous to her kpekus.[/quote]

TheMoniker:
Which ministry? My brother got a job as a part time lecturer in Lagos State Polytechnic and I already borrowed him 200k for accommodation which he’ll return in few months cos we learnt the salary is 50k, after he worked for almost 3 months, we learnt its 50k every 3 months. 150k per year . I wan cry. That’s govt. institution o and they expect you not to take bribe?

Jesus is lord���

NwaNimo1:
Evolution...

yah it evolution since grasses aint available they need other means of survival..

pyyxxaro:
Oritsefemi with e Igbo prik

u don see am before?.

Kolawole81:
I recently realise i may have TMAU, the worst thing that can ever happen to a man. I get ridiculed by my coworkers and I've heard insults from family members,( especially my mother) about my body odor. I've even had two coworkers spray perfume on me behind my back. My brother and sister cover there noses around me and sometimes avoid me altogether including my father. When I talk with my sister she puts medicated lip balm above her lip. When i am in tge midst of my friends every one lights a cigarette. I brush my teeth twice a day or after every meal and I shower two times a day. I practice good hygiene and I've changed my diet. But I've asked my sister and family if i smell and they say no. I've asked my ex-girlfriend and she is extremely honest with me and she said no. I've asked close friends of mine and they've said no. It seems to vary from time to time. Yet just yesterday on my way to buy fuel from the filling station : NOW LISTEN TO THIS..

He dropped the fuel pump, gave me a look of horror, what came out of his mouth was a shrieking cry of revulsion as he fled. People around the vicinity covered their noses and looked at me. All this despite the fact my car Windows were up. I hit the accerator on impulse to flee and almost rammed into a metal barrier. I ran home and began to cry., then I realised how stupid it was if me to cry, I locked all Windows and stuffed tissue paper to cover any hole, watched National Geographic all day, vowing never to leave my house ever again.Screw my job, I quit,


.....the thing is I can't smell anything bad. In fact, I smell the perfume I spray and the lotions and soaps I use. I've never had this problem before and I am very frustrated, disappointed, angry, paranoid and I can go on with a two page essay on how I feel. How am I suppose to function in the world if I MAKE PEOPLE FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AND REPULSE? AND MOST IMPORTANTLY WHY IS THAT PEOPLE MAKE THE FACES OR COVER THEIR NOSES BUT WHEN YOU ASK THEM DO YOU SMELL THEY LIE? YOUR HURTING MY FEELINGS BY THE THINGS YOUR DOING AND NOT LYING TO MY FACE WHEN I CONFRONT YOU............ I really can't smell anything bad about myself and truthfully I am withdrawing from family and friends and on the verge of committing suicide. Why should I have to cope with this problem I have no control over and expect the world to be understanding and compassionate................

if all you just said is true oo pls contact me 08174776475

OrestesDante:
We are not understanding you too.

But this Indian culture sure gan oooo....
Na bride dey pay bride dowry. If this stuffs can come into Nigeria. Guys go dey marry like 10women at once. (dangote daughter, otedola daughter, buhari daughter.......)
This is another effective way of stopping the women from declaring divorce anyhow.
But this man suppose manage that stuff like that now. Sharp guy he wan move onto the next one.

yah it similar to what happens in the north.

youngest85:
It wasn't the lady that killed him now, it was the guy

is she ur sis?

simplemach:
Vaseline is to men... What Cucumber is to women true or false...?

crazy one

jeffizy:
[color=#004400] Ma, how many lips have you kissed.? Saying something is the best means you're comparing it with others.
#mindyourwords
#troublefinder
Lol. [/color]

imagin why is she comparing

Cutehector:
This is what sensible countries do, they make use of their limited resources .. Try this in Nigeria, either the sultan or the emir or the oba or eze of that Land will disagree thereby blocking progress.. They will incite the youths to stage a protest.


Or


The Nigerian government will ask all d occupants of that place to vacate so they will demolish the building so that they can build a railway..


When will Nigeria ever mature ?

why would dat happen whn we have more than enough land mass.

kingmekus:
The boy even resemble the excavator!!!

u so bitter.

kimbra:
She's the one lying to herself. My Dad was never promiscuous and I know his likes are out there.

ooh pls u cant be so sure.

Fabulocity:
Dangote likes 'em cute

meaning?

joedams:
I thought he just clocked 32. Last year he sang "no call me uncle, am just 31" in the track 'friendzone'. The year before he sang "ose to lo mo pe 30 sade" in the track 'sade'.

i guess it the number that flows with the song.

Biggcake:
They even know toto and it usage sef.

nawa to u oo bro

oldfoolnigger:
Pls no thief person's husband..am 100% available...can last for 3hrs and 30mins

u be horse ni?