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Politics / Re: Buhari Should Deny It, If He's Not Getting Funds From ISIS, Al Queda - FFK by kayphyzee(m): 3:07pm On Mar 21, 2015
maestroferddi:
Sorry, but if by now you have neither seen nor heard what his party would do after re-election, then your problem is probably beyond the aptitude of the best medical hands in a place like LUTH.

You may need to do some medical tourism.

Do I need to join issues with you? Afraid not. I know your type. Lack of decorum runs in your blood just like Mr. FFK. If you cannot address my post with facts, don't bother quoting me again.
Politics / Re: Buhari Should Deny It, If He's Not Getting Funds From ISIS, Al Queda - FFK by kayphyzee(m): 2:46pm On Mar 21, 2015
I took time to read Mr. Fani-Kayode's vituperation. Impressed? Not at all.

You haven't shown Nigerians why we should return your boss to power but rather you keep throwing tantrums at GMB for what happened when he was the MILITARY HEAD OF STATE. The man has come out to say he cannot change what happened in the past(which he is right) and neither can your smear campaign against him change that.

We need to hear what plans your party has for us if voted to power again.

What proofs have you that he received funds from ISIS etal?
Politics / Re: APC Plans To Announce Fake Presidential Election Result – PDP by kayphyzee(m): 10:45pm On Mar 20, 2015
Baawaa:

Seriously, FFK,your madness has growth beyond treatment.

I agree with you. Losing all sense of decorum just to keep the dollar raining.
Politics / Re: APC Plans To Announce Fake Presidential Election Result – PDP by kayphyzee(m): 10:43pm On Mar 20, 2015
lalasticlala:



http://www.punchng.com/news/apc-plans-to-announce-fake-presidential-election-result-pdp/

This man should at least be sensible. Whose responsibility is it to announce election results. He should heating up the polity just so he can convince his boss/maintain his source of livelihood.
Autos / Re: Dear Sir/ma Buy Your Europe/American Clean and cheap Car From Cotonou by kayphyzee(m): 9:39am On Mar 18, 2015
hassrash:



Which model sir?

Please see attached pictures

Autos / Re: Dear Sir/ma Buy Your Europe/American Clean and cheap Car From Cotonou by kayphyzee(m): 2:52pm On Mar 17, 2015
Chief, how much do i budget for a nissan primera (p11 model, 1.6litre engine, manual, AC) from cotonou. I would like a breakdown of car cost and duties payable.
Autos / Re: Purchase Cheap,accident free cars 4rm Cotonou.. by kayphyzee(m): 1:41pm On Mar 17, 2015
Hello bro, I would like to know how much I can get a nissan primera (p11 model, 1.6litre engine, manual, AC) from Cotonou. With customs and clearing fees
Jokes Etc / Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by kayphyzee(m): 3:20pm On Mar 08, 2015
Mr. President (with due respect) and his handlers must be jokers. What you should have proved to Nigerians is your technical ability to lead this country because the business of governance is not about push ups or 2km joggings.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Advice This Lawyer by kayphyzee(m): 12:10pm On Feb 27, 2015
Bro, my advice is pretty simple. It depends on where your interest lies. If you still desire litigation, then you may have to reconsider the bank job cos it's going to take you out of practice.

@the masters prog, i guess you are yet to pay your tuition. If yes, you may forgo whatever fees you've already paid and then do the course in UI which you know is a very good school.

In the long run bro, where do you see yourself ten years from now. As a litigator or corporate/commercial law practitioner? That will guide you in making up your mind.
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Between Psquare And Donjazzy, Who Rock The Shirt And Tie Dress Most? by kayphyzee(m): 8:38pm On Feb 14, 2015
Without doubt, I'll vote Paul
Politics / Re: GEJ Media Chat On AIT, NTA: Live Updates by kayphyzee(m): 8:50pm On Feb 11, 2015
hiroz:
gej says people have abused the word corruption and he is right you know.any little excesses by government officials we scream corruption..stealing is a case of theft and thats it...corruption is a systematic breakdown of the proper order of govt operations

Bro, please say something better. A little research will enlighten you.
Family / Re: My Husband Hardly Satisfy Me by kayphyzee(m): 4:59pm On Feb 01, 2015
pumacy:
Hey Folks

Pls i need your help. I got married few months ago and its really beautiful, i'm enjoying every minute of it. To be straight, my husband loves sex but he doesn't last long. He barely last 3 mins and it takes him another 2 hours to be fit again. I love making love with him too but usually i don't get satified because he doesn't last long. Cheating is not even an option, solving the present issue is priority. I'm in my late twenties while he is in his early thirties. I have been a guest for long but his issue made me create an account. Pls what do you think i should do to help him? Matured responses pls. Thanks in advance

I understand your plight sis. He should reduce his sugar intake and start taking bitter kola. It need not be before or after food but just take it like sweets. You will see the result. I can testify personally to it#winks
Jokes Etc / Re: Picture Of A Lawyer Putting On A Rag Instead Of Wig! by kayphyzee(m): 5:27pm On Jan 12, 2015
jayriginal:


Bros, cost is not awarded based on seniority. Costs follow events and the court has discretion in awarding costs.

I never said that Judges do not respect senior members. Appearance fees are not also based on seniority!

#lipssealed.
Jokes Etc / Re: Picture Of A Lawyer Putting On A Rag Instead Of Wig! by kayphyzee(m): 11:47am On Jan 09, 2015
jayriginal:


Well perhaps you misinterpreted the judges meaning.

Perhaps the judge was mocking the senior by indirectly suggesting that the senior needs money? Cant you see his (*in need of replacement*) wig?

Costs flow from events and if the younger guy was offering 2000, its probably because a witness did not show up or something like that. Costs arent offered based on seniority. My brother I prefer my own interpretation of the judges comments. Sounds more realistic to me.

I beg to disagree with you on your interpretation. Don't forget that Judges accord senior members of the bar a high level of respect. Literally, Judge meant that the amount offered is too ridiculous for a senior member of the bar. Even his apperance fee alone would have exceeded that amount.
Jokes Etc / Re: Picture Of A Lawyer Putting On A Rag Instead Of Wig! by kayphyzee(m): 11:41am On Jan 09, 2015
akinsadeez:
The man might not necessarily be poor. There are some lawyers who have money but all in a bid to show that they are elders at the bar and have spent many years as lawyers wear old wigs and faded gowns to court despite being rich enough to buy replacements. Many old lawyers hate wearing new wigs. Some judges also equate shiny new wigs to mean the lawyer has recently or just been called to the bar. In fact in legal parlance new lawyers are actually known by the term 'new wigs'. Maybe the man is one of those who love to show their seniority by any means possible.

You've said it all. @Op, infact the court ought to have dock you for contempt of court for taking this picture in court. Leave our senior colleagues alone abeg.
Autos / Re: Clean Toyoya Corolla 94 For Just 3330,00 Only Xmass Rush No Issues @all by kayphyzee(m): 9:23pm On Dec 27, 2014
how much last. can I have your digits
Religion / Re: Is It Possible For A Born Again Xtian To Bcom A Successful Lawyer? by kayphyzee(m): 2:14pm On Dec 21, 2014
@op, i'll say capital YES to the topic. What you need to know is that there are different spheres of legal practice. Whichever one you decide to settle for, there is always the opportunity to decipher which brief to take on.

Take for instance, a commercial lawyer would have no reason to twist facts beyond his/her clients' instructions which would make such a lawyer a liar.
Autos / Re: A Nigerian Used 1997 Model Nissan Serena For Sale...... by kayphyzee(m): 9:29am On Nov 08, 2014
Kindly indicate the sale price
Romance / Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by kayphyzee(m): 8:51pm On Nov 05, 2014
jmoore:
I will marry.
I will live long.
I will sleep with one woman(my wife) for the rest of my life.y


He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favour from God..

Seconded bro.
Jokes Etc / Re: An Unbelievable Law by kayphyzee(m): 9:49pm On Oct 10, 2014
Bro, rights entrenched under Chapter 2 of the constitution are not enforecable in a law court. Aptly described as "non-justiciable rights".
Education / Re: The Trauma Of Awaiting Nigerian Law School Results by kayphyzee(m): 4:09pm On Oct 08, 2014
I literally took it off my mind after my bar finals then. Take it easy on yourself okay. As long as you know you did what was required of you in the exams, just remain calm and be prayerful. All the best.
Family / Re: Awaiting Fathers: Lets Share Our Experience by kayphyzee(m): 9:19am On Oct 03, 2014
clinik: Awaiting fathers, let share our experience and reaction of our pretty wife. My wife is 24 weeks gone. The experience during first trimester was very scary....she vomits and was not able to cook. I did almost all the work in the house just to encourage her that we are in it together. Her recent reaction is sleeplessness, she wakes up between 1am & 2am and she won't be able to sleep until 4am. am eagerly expecting my baby, actually my first.

Thought I'm in the only one in this situation. Bro, God will help us o. Congrats

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Autos / Re: We sell the Cheapest Toks and Nigeria Used Cars by kayphyzee(m): 5:00pm On Sep 25, 2014
CreamyAutos:

Check your email for what u requested for.

Interested in this car too. Kindly send pictures to kayadelabuesq@gmail.com.

Thanks
Romance / Re: What Song Title Did You Save Your Lover's Number With? by kayphyzee(m): 8:20am On Sep 25, 2014
Whitney Houston's "My Love is your love" for my darling.
Autos / Re: Reg 97 Corolla Up For Grap by kayphyzee(m): 12:58pm On Sep 15, 2014
SaintEddie: 650k

This car got all papers with customs duty intact, one can travel to any paper of the country without been harrassed.

650K for a used '97 car? Quit joking please
Autos / Re: ** by kayphyzee(m): 7:37am On Aug 11, 2014
I'll love to do business with you. How much can you get me a Toyota corolla(1999 - 2001) model or Honda civic (1999-2001). Gimme a breakdown of the cost (.I.e. Purchase price, duty payable and your fee). We could do business. Delivery location is either Lagos or Ota.
Autos / Re: I Have 600k-700k, Which Car Do I Buy by kayphyzee(m): 7:31am On Aug 11, 2014
Hello poster, I was in your shoes few weeks back but I've managed to arrive at a decision. Here is my advice, to make the decision easier for you. Why do you want to buy a car now (to show off or for convenience). As your first car, you do not want a car that will be expensive to maintain or that will be taking you to the mechanics every now and then (if you are able to buy a cheap Nigerian used). I'd suggest you go for tokunbo of either Toyota corolla(1999-2000) model or a Honda civic(1999-2001) model(you can research the two cars or other cars).
I did extensive reviews on these two cars and find out they are both okay to maintain although folks told me to be weary of the Honda (steering issue).

Forget about buying a Nigerian used. Except you are buying from a known associate or relative. If you buy from a stranger, even if then person had changed the engine or gear box etc they will not tell you.

Give yourself peace of mind and buy a decent tokunbo.

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Autos / Re: Neatly Used 2000 Honda Crv (1st Body) For Sale #650K by kayphyzee(m): 9:19am On Aug 05, 2014
Jayriel: I have a neatly used non-accident 2000 Honda CRV for sale. It has selective locking/unlocking via key. The car is very neat, 1st body, electronic brake force distribution, automatic climate control with factory fitted chilling ac. it has good exterior and fabric interior, CD/radio player, 4-Speed electronically controlled adaptive automatic transmission with overdrive, first body, sound 2.4-liter, 16-valves 4plugs engine, front mounted with horsepower of 148@4800, torque of 158@4000, aluminum alloy block and alloy heads engine, Lagos cleared with all the original customs papers and new plate number etc. You are free to verify the papers before payment.
Price #650K
Location: Surulere Lagos
For more info call Obi on 08033506690, 09091389222
BB Pin 285D32A0

You seem to know more about your car. well-informed advert
Autos / Re: Neatly Used 2001 Toyota Camry For Sale #650K by kayphyzee(m): 9:09am On Aug 05, 2014
tman14: Will it go for 500k? Does it require any fixing?
Autos / Re: A Nigerian Used 2001 Model Toyota Corolla Fribrik Intiro For Sale......550k by kayphyzee(m): 9:04am On Aug 05, 2014
Which area in Iyana Ipaja are you? Thanks
Phones / Bold 4 Connecting To Wifi But Nor Browsing. Any Solution? by kayphyzee(m): 3:41pm On Aug 04, 2014
The above refers. Kindly suggest ways of remedying the fault. Thanks
Autos / Re: We sell the Cheapest Toks and Nigeria Used Cars by kayphyzee(m): 4:25pm On Aug 01, 2014
CreamyAutos:

750k for toks and I don't have a Nigeria used one now.

Location? Kindly post pictures or send to kayadelabuesq@mail.com. Thanks

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