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FROM THE DESK OF A16 (GOLDEN CITY) AWARD'S STEERING COMMITTEE

WE PRESENT TO YOU THE BELOW AS A GUIDE FOR THE TASK B4 US BETWEEN NOW AND 9:00 am Monday morning, 7th March, 2016

[color=#000000]As a follow up to the updated News Bulletin released on page 1593,[/color]

WE STATE IT EXPLICITLY HERE THAT ALL CITIZENS ARE QUALIFIED FOR NOMINATION AS DEFINED IN THE REFERENCED NEWS BULLETIN ON PAGE 1593

UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED



HERE WE GO CITIZENS!

NOMINATION CATEGORY 1 (PHASE I)

√ 1. MOST REPRESENTED INSTITUTION/SCHOOL

√ 2. MOST REPRESENTED COURSE/DISCIPLINE

√ 3. KING OF A16

√ 4. QUEEN OF A16

√ 5. MOST FRIENDLY CITIZEN

√ 6. FAVORITE A16 CITIZEN

In addition,

1. ONLY your individual schools and courses are required for 1-2

2. A minimum of 1 moniker and a maximum of 3 is required for each Award from 3-6

3. Just ensure that your nominations counts by typing

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LogoDWhiz
Kbs468

Or
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Fraih
Kbs468

Or
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Spixytinxy
Kbs468

Or
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Bobolil
Kbs468


LET'S ROLL OVER AND KEEP IT COMING GUYS AND GALS

SIGN:Attorney General and Minister of Information/spokesperson A16 (GOLDEN CITY) AWARDS. GRACIAS

opiscoal:
.... Ogba, Lagos state

Wao! That means it is almost Nationwide indeed because from the reports I'm getting, it actually rained far and wide ooo

CROBBOY:
Good Morning My People of Golden City. I trust you had a good night rest, as much as I am wishing you a productive day ahead.

Where is BoboLIL, his daily update and quotes

I wondered too ooo. I believe he is fine wherever he is right now and I believe he would show up soon. Because we are all missing him already even b4 now.

CROBBOY:

Thank God say you get the muscle to fight the sleep.

@Oyehomie, no vex ontop my matter. I just had to go along with what is trending at the moment. However, I acknowledge your other expertise from political to poetic.

DO YOU ACTUALLY CREATE THOSE POEMS YOURSELF IF SO CUDOS BRO. What thrills me most about poems are the Rhymes.

@Qutyjoice, hmmm I see you o. I am still waiting officially on you and you spouse

@Kbs468, aaaaahhhh Kbs, there you go again

@IghravweIG, I see you brother. Its just some simple observations. Where have you been?

@LogoDWhiz, the pleasure will be mind. If you follow a good timing, be rest assured of affang/edika ekong soup (with plenty obstacles)

Hahahaha. Good Morning. But what I do na

By the way, I was only corroborating Qutyjoice's stance that you are correct with your analogy of the few monikers that you listed ni na by my way of typing. Abi you want me to counter and disprove you

Anyway, I strongly believe that the Qutyjoice herself is better off right now unlike how she felt b4 going to Bed with her hubby-Oyehomie who incidentally felt almost the same way she did, but his was self imposed anyway and no thanks to his Oga at the Top.

I believe they are both better now indeed

johndanny:
Tanx Bro... How about those dat did not pay d 3k?

From 21st-30th March 2016.

However, you could get from school even before then because NYSC said it is sending them to schools via ONLINE between 1st-3rd of March 2016

opiscoal:
Waoh!!!! 1st rain of the year, showers of blessing, dey say we re 2go children,..... Removes cloths,. Boxers,, enters Rain.... Ohhh laaa laaa.. E dey sweet me

Aswear Bro. By the way, which is your location Or was the rain all over the federation

Good morning though. But we should also be expecting a kind of re-newed and re-energized Heat to come ooo

DTOBS:
Kbs468, sowie to intervene in the work of the award committee ko, has the nomination pouring in?

The news bulletin has been updated as above and the rest procedure shall follow in Ernest. Everybody stay tuned as requested Good Morning DG

Hope you had a superb Night rest? In particular SWEET MUM TOO? I hope everything is better off now even much more than expected right?

Best of wishes and Regards as always. And I say Amen to your prayers in your post b4 this particular one.

[quote author=post=43466284]THE PRESIDENCY

A 16 (GOLDEN CITY) AWARDS

GOOD MORNING CITIZENS. TODAY NA TODAY

FOLLOWING THE MAIDEN SITTING OF THE STEERING COMMITTEE ON THE ABOVE SUBJECT MATTER LAST NIGHT WITH RESPECT TO THE PRESIDENTIAL AWARDS OF RECOGNITION AND APPRECIATION TO BE ACCORDED DESERVING CITIZENS THROUGH DEMOCRATIC PROCESS AND HONOURARY CONFERMENT, THE BELOW RESOLUTION WAS REACHED.

PROVISIO GOVERNING NOMINATIONS, CONDUCT OF ELECTIONS, VOTERS AND CANDIDATES ELIGIBILITY AND GENERAL RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

1. ALL CITIZENS are ELIGIBLE to participate in the VOTING PROCESS as far as you are captured in our data base B4 10:00 pm LAST NIGHT

2. ONLY Citizens captured on our data base B4 MARCH 3rd are ELIGIBLE for NOMINATION

3. NOMINATION window is be declared OPEN TODAY with the awards categories to be releasedLATER TODAY and VERY SOON

4. VOTING shall commence after the collation and the eventual release of the TOP 3 NOMINEES for EACH category

5. AWARD CATEGORIES shall be released in BATCHES, All in a bid to ease your TASK of nomination, making your INPUTS less cumbersome and arousing your UNWAVERING INTEREST

6. [color=#000000]SOME AWARDS have been found to be UNAMBIGUOUSLY available for vieing by EVERY ELIGIBLE Citizen including any steering committee member while the moniker of who ever chooses to opt out shall be indicated against the Award category as others shall be HONOURARY CONFERMENT because they are non contestable. [/color]

7. ALL NOMINATIONS and the eventual VOTE CAST shall ONLY BE certified VALID IF AND ONLY IF it ends with any of the below.

a.
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LogoDWhiz
kbs468

b.
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Fraih
kbs468

c.
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Spixytinxy
kbs468

d.
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Bobolil
kbs468



8. Be rest assured of a maximum awareness of the above guidelines in order to ease your task which would definitely be, ONLY when you digest them.

9. A comprehensive EXECUTIVE and LEGISLATIVE list shall be released for the benefit of the 'late' arrivals in order to guide their choices as some Awards are tilted in that direction. So also is the updated list from our data base as we encourage those that shall be missing out to call me to order.

10. EVERY other relative contingency shall be addressed and passed across intermittently

WE WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY AND RESOUNDING EXERCISE OF YOUR DEMOCRATIC FRANCHISE IN OUR BELOVED GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC.

STAY TUNED! AS THE D-DAY IS HERE ALREADY

GOOD MORNING ONCE AGAIN CITIZENS!


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LogoDWhiz
Fraih
Spixytinxy
Bobolil

Sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic/steering committee spokesperson[/quote]

Qutyjoice:
Wait yu pple shd help me out o. What do yu guys think about me n Oyeh, dz is no more shereshere fah.....He's takn dz tin too far n I'm beginning to love em truly(lol), yu pple shd com to my aid now..... Could dz be true love? I don fall kpa, NYSC yu na see yur life, since last yr for that matter(okay o) anyway I'm out....



Oyeh love yu muchos

What help are you seeking again

Well, Na lady you be and it is as expected just like BukkyAdeyemi did.

But why even contemplate the above WHEN I HAVE ALREADY PROPHESY TO YOU BOTH (you & Oyehomie)? THAT I HAVE SEEN TWO MARRIAGES HERE ALREADY JUST LIKE I SAW IN B15?

With me only looking forward to beating that record in this A16 Where I even encouraged yanabasee to follow suit b4 He intelligently played it down? But I still believe that with God Almighty, All things are possible.

Bukish21:
She's hia alredi...be nice o

Alright and seem her already but Dharmie actually scared me initially when she said 'I don land' ooo.

So I remembered DTOBS and his likes, with the thought of my Head and then came the question about your Mechanical Engineering Graduates and their affinities to sledgehammer ooo

Hope I'm safe

Chinweukamaka:
Nysc don kolo...dem wan shock pple dis easter

We sabi them already na. So no surprise at all.

How is your family Generally. My regards to all and sundry oo.

BukkyAdeyemi:
To be sincere majority of the people here are children, childish talk, childish argument, childish interaction, prospective corpers for that matter.... 2go kids

Wo! Abeg don't mind Sirguy542 ooo . Let me see you in Camera sho gbo. I mean real Camera oo. Ko kinse ti shere shere oo

Iwo ti oni oruko aladun bi abi ti ounje IBUNKUN OLA, tabi OLU IBUNKUN OLA, tabi OKE IBUNKUN OLA, tabi ADE IBUNKUN OLA ati bee bee loo.

And then you came without even taking your rest, then started talking like someone who is echoing

'May His soul rest in peace, don't cry again since his Manhood lives on as these are his children na'

hardie14:
and mine is 40naira to and fro.

Subhannallah! Can you imagine that

Well, It is part of Kadar (Destiny) already because of the fear of unknown.

Ellanaire:
Hello everyone,
Just wanna know if one can still be admitted into camp without any government issued ID or School ID either.
Thanks

Try go with whatever item that identifies you as a bona-fide Graduate from your school.

It could even be your last 2 semesters course forms which I guess should carry your photograph.

Or even final year school Receipt which should also have your photo

Or your 1st, 2nd or 3rd year old ID too could help. But you must also be ready to give a concise and unambiguous explanation as to why you don't have a similar ID like your colleagues from same School

By the way, may I know what went wrong with your Real Final Year ID

katerine7:
abeg which party be dat

*whispering* Qutyjoice is a confirmed Arsenal fan and not fans oo because that is how your Chelsea people used to say

And I am only whispering to you ni oo because I have seeked any permission from Oyehomie for the party yet.

CROBBOY:
Official language in school

Anyway, I am really sorry brother - its not intentional at all. Its just that as humans, we derive more pleasure and tend to communicate and express our thought effectively when we are speaking in a language we are either fluent, conversant or comfortable with.

For example:

SPINXYTINXY enjoys communiting more by spicing her talk with several yuroba exclamations and slangs.

Keterine7 enjoys and makes 70% of her contributions when the comments are sports/soccer related.

Amodu likes political discussions and sometimes uses terms that I work so hard to understand their contextual implication.

LogoDWhiz speaks more with simple English, simple pidgin, and simple thoughts. He just likes going straight to the point -trying so had to avoid long stories so he can reply many others.

Kbs468 likes to start by touching many aspects (from NYSC, to politics, to entertainment, to sports, to Islam, etc) before he returns to answering your simple question.

Maggymagz likes communicating more with symbols and tries to avoid (as much as possible) making a sentence that requires up to 7 words.

Oyehomie and SC31 likes involving in discussions that have so much to do with relationships and love affair

While you (fraiser), shammak and Rukkyola as a way of being comic, like responding to people in opposite direction from what is obvious and conventional using the shortest of pidgin shortcuts.

etc etc etc etc etc

THIS IS BACAUSE, JUST LIKE EVERYONE SAYS (especially, LogoDWhiz), WE ARE ALL HERE TO HAVE FUN WHILE KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH AND AWAITING ON NYSC RESPONSES.

As for me, this is one surest way I catch my fun. Most of the people I deal with (from family to friends, to colleagues and clients), this is the predominant language I use. My parents DELIBERATELY trained us this way and now, it has stuck with me.

I PLEAD THAT THE SAME WAY I SHOW UNDERSTANDING WITH YOU GUYS WHEN YOU DISCUSS YOUR SPORTS, YOU HAVE TO RECIPROCATE SUCH GESTURES TO ME.

GOD BLESS YOU!

But I dey still flow for pidgin plenty times na. You nor dey feel am?

Lol. shey na Readometer we go call you ni? Abi na palmistry?

Abi na Reado, Comprehendo and classificoer?

Even though nothing you typed relate to the El-classico match between Real Madrid and Barcelona

Thank God say na Fraiser you even quote and him na Galaticocian

see as d thing sounds like eshan people for Sir Patrick Obahiogbon side

[quote author= post=43466284]THE PRESIDENCY

A 16 (GOLDEN CITY) AWARDS

GOOD MORNING CITIZENS

FOLLOWING THE MAIDEN SITTING OF THE STEERING COMMITTEE ON THE ABOVE SUBJECT MATTER LAST NIGHT WITH RESPECT TO THE PRESIDENTIAL AWARDS OF RECOGNITION AND APPRECIATION TO BE ACCORDED DESERVING CITIZENS THROUGH DEMOCRATIC PROCESS AND HONOURARY CONFERMENT, THE BELOW RESOLUTION WAS REACHED.

PROVISIO GOVERNING NOMINATIONS, CONDUCT OF ELECTIONS, VOTERS AND CANDIDATES ELIGIBILITY AND GENERAL RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

1. ALL CITIZENS are ELIGIBLE to participate in the VOTING PROCESS as far as you are captured in our data base b4 10:00 pm tonight

2. ONLY Citizens captured on our data base B4 MARCH 3rd are ELIGIBLE for NOMINATION

3. NOMINATION window shall be declared open tomorrow following a release of the awards categories

4. VOTING shall commence after the collation and the eventual release of the TOP 3 NOMINEES for EACH category

5. AWARD CATEGORIES shall be released in BATCHES, All in a bid to ease your TASK of nomination, making your INPUTS less cumbersome and arousing your UNWAVERING INTEREST

6. [color=#000000]SOME AWARDS have been found to be UNAMBIGUOUSLY available for vieing by EVERY ELIGIBLE Citizen including any steering committee member while the moniker of who ever chooses to opt out shall be indicated against the Award category as others shall be HONOURARY CONFERMENT because they are non contestable. [/color]

7. ALL NOMINATIONS and the eventual VOTE CAST shall ONLY BE certified VALID IF AND ONLY IF it ends with any of the below.

a.
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LogoDWhiz
kbs468

b.
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Fraih
kbs468

c.
cc
Spixytinxy
kbs468

d.
cc
*Bobolil
kbs468

Note:* means subject to change pending when we hear from him.

8. Be rest assured of a maximum awareness of the above guidelines in order to ease your task which would definitely be, ONLY when you digest them.

9. A comprehensive EXECUTIVE and LEGISLATIVE list shall be released for the benefit of the 'late' arrivals in order to guide their choices as some Awards are tilted in that direction. So also is the updated list from our data base as we encourage those that shall be missing out to call me to order.

10. EVERY other relative contingency shall be addressed and passed across intermittently

WE WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY AND RESOUNDING EXERCISE OF YOUR DEMOCRATIC FRANCHISE IN OUR BELOVED GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC.

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LogoDWhiz
Fraih
Spixytinxy
*Bobolil

Sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic/steering committee spokesperson[/quote]Thanks Xhiss but please do read this a little pls. Thank you

pbs4real:
wat doz it teach us? Simply no PAIN no GAIN.

Bro, you funny die come wake up tanda gidigba

What if I turned it this way

PAIN = publicly √Hunny

GAIN = privately, Intimately and for life √Honey

Even me would cherish that.

DTOBS:
Ahh....but me can't quarell oooo...Oya come and sip chilled kunnu, that will give the twins some chilling experience in this hot weather/period

Ewo! Spixytinxy come oooo. Everybody wan emulate us ooo.

Ibeji everywhere yanfuyanfu like crude oil But d only difference b say dis kind yanfuyanfu na blessing and not a curse oo like d curse wey dey reign supreme for Nigeria now ooo

But we thank God for Baba God's blessings and Mercies oo

Dammyoni18:
I don land o

Welcome first b4 Evey Every because because this your landing tone dey scary oo like dem DTOBS, Sent4rina etc own.

Abeg make I end am with etc before una go come hammer me for head oo.

Abi una no get mechanical engineering people So ewo ni mbe? Dami loun se Damilola ni abi Damilare or tibi tiise Damola ni

pbs4real:
owk, its hunny and nt honey. . i for say

Haha? Bros, shey na everywhere you they tell and call your Wife Honey? People no go give you name?

Besides, how can Human being be honey again Na the lifeless and edible one or the lively and Stingy ( as in sting sting with pain and torture)? You meant

AdunniIwo:
*bites finger*

Even with that, you look even more cuter

But why did you refused to display that pix? Though there is nothing wrong with the present one ooo because it is absolutely superb.

Still, I thought if DTOBS sees you in that 'finger biting' posture, He wouldn't be confused initially

Qutyjoice:
Trust me I be correct gonnaz fan, if I mock yu I mock myself.

Really
Hehehehe. Oya the Guys, Abeg make una no vex ooo. Na only the beautiful ladies wey we get I wan invite today oo.

Oya Missoyin
Bolagabriella
Abeg who again
Katerine7 too, oya come for this party oo even though na Chelsea you be, no be fan oo but Chelsea itself because you get sympathy for Arsenal and EPL Teams generally.

But make I go take permission from Oyehomie first, to know wether na party hard abi na party Soft

Or e no go even hold at all

Oyehomie:
Atleast...tho no b me call am o..na kbs468..he is kinda nice to us...hmmmmm kbs468...tnx for dat clue...lol.. Babe e fit be our Family dr..wat du u think..bt d only tn b say..e tu dey use terms...

yes I can confidently smile now because I'm happy that the family is now understanding that I meant no harm at all oya Qutyjoice, hope you heard him very well Show him the best of whatever you can OK, Because I know that He cares alot about you.

*while Oyehomie turned to sip a glass of water* I hurriedly showed Qutyjoice this pix. But maybe she didn't see the writings very well, maybe too, she might wanna ask about it later I don't know. It all May be, May be not situation here within seconds really

Qutyjoice:
3-1

1-2

1-0

Haha Shey na because I dey call Drjoshua2000? But I don tell you say na for goodness sake oo and not otherwise.

Because dis your attempt mean say you wan kii me and my Darling Arsenal patapata b dat ooo after 3 losses in a row fa

Oyehomie:
in fraih lettering... Abeg dose wey no pay d 3k go receive call up letter before us dat paid?
Cc
Everybody

Yes and exactly like 3 days, I mean 3 good solid days b4 Us, the majority.

Infact if a G get long leg during his or her under G days sef, you can see beginning from this, I mean next Monday!

Qutyjoice:
Y yu dey call DrJoshua? Are yu Oyehomie? Thanks for d love tho.

You know I cherish 'finishing touches' alot.

Including the finishing touch on your post above. Oyehomie, I guess you are mature enough to decode that No strings whatsoever is or were attached to our discuss ooo.

DTOBS:
Tottenham vs Arsenal

Chelsea vs Stoke city


Bournemouth vs Leicester city



What are your predictions? Predict and win (correct scores only)

So na original BABA IJEBU na him you be wey guys for don make too much money for Camping

You con go hide since. Oya

1:2

1:1

0:0

respectively

DTOBS:
Are you confused? Have you joined the confused team of PMB and NYSC?

Leave am Abeg. Oyehomie never know anything yet. Drjoshua2000 pls where are you now? Your attention is urgently needed ooo.

Because we don't want to have a fake and doctored report ooo in this our Golden City. Qutyjoice, relax your nerves OK. Everything is gonna be alright, so no need for you to RUN OK.

[quote author= post=43466284]THE PRESIDENCY

A 16 (GOLDEN CITY) AWARDS

GOOD MORNING CITIZENS

FOLLOWING THE MAIDEN SITTING OF THE STEERING COMMITTEE ON THE ABOVE SUBJECT MATTER LAST NIGHT WITH RESPECT TO THE PRESIDENTIAL AWARDS OF RECOGNITION AND APPRECIATION TO BE ACCORDED DESERVING CITIZENS THROUGH DEMOCRATIC PROCESS AND HONOURARY CONFERMENT, THE BELOW RESOLUTION WAS REACHED.

PROVISIO GOVERNING NOMINATIONS, CONDUCT OF ELECTIONS, VOTERS AND CANDIDATES ELIGIBILITY AND GENERAL RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

1. ALL CITIZENS are ELIGIBLE to participate in the VOTING PROCESS as far as you are captured in our data base b4 10:00 pm tonight

2. ONLY Citizens captured on our data base B4 MARCH 3rd are ELIGIBLE for NOMINATION

3. NOMINATION window shall be declared open tomorrow following a release of the awards categories

4. VOTING shall commence after the collation and the eventual release of the TOP 3 NOMINEES for EACH category

5. AWARD CATEGORIES shall be released in BATCHES, All in a bid to ease your TASK of nomination, making your INPUTS less cumbersome and arousing your UNWAVERING INTEREST

6. [color=#000000]SOME AWARDS have been found to be UNAMBIGUOUSLY available for vieing by EVERY ELIGIBLE Citizen including any steering committee member while the moniker of who ever chooses to opt out shall be indicated against the Award category as others shall be HONOURARY CONFERMENT because they are non contestable. [/color]

7. ALL NOMINATIONS and the eventual VOTE CAST shall ONLY BE certified VALID IF AND ONLY IF it ends with any of the below.

a.
cc
LogoDWhiz
kbs468

b.
cc
Fraih
kbs468

c.
cc
Spixytinxy
kbs468

d.
cc
*Bobolil
kbs468

Note:* means subject to change pending when we hear from him.

8. Be rest assured of a maximum awareness of the above guidelines in order to ease your task which would definitely be, ONLY when you digest them.

9. A comprehensive EXECUTIVE and LEGISLATIVE list shall be released for the benefit of the 'late' arrivals in order to guide their choices as some Awards are tilted in that direction. So also is the updated list from our data base as we encourage those that shall be missing out to call me to order.

10. EVERY other relative contingency shall be addressed and passed across intermittently

WE WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY AND RESOUNDING EXERCISE OF YOUR DEMOCRATIC FRANCHISE IN OUR BELOVED GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC.

cc
LogoDWhiz
Fraih
Spixytinxy
*Bobolil

Sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic/steering committee spokesperson[/quote]

Oyehomie:
Lol...ahaha,...can u imagine..na for ur eye i carry am enter rum abi..ehn....anyway tnx...bt no dey spy on couples o..wettn du ya wife spixytinxy....why ur hubby go dey spy on anoda couple...?

Hahahaha. See this man oo. Me and your family dey stay d same apartment ni

Abi you don forget the reason why NCC dey force Mobil phone operators to register all SIMs/digits on their networks?

Make I tell you, na wetin dem get for mind in case wey something happen somehow, dem go fit track person na him me I don dey do you since b4 dem get d idea

Qutyjoice, Abeg no tell am more about that oo

Shammak:
I'm good man... Thanks blood

selense indeed, wetin man go do.. NYSC sef no even send person

Aswear dem no send oo but we too no look their side because we know them already as the original bearer of the name-chameleon and not the animal bearing it actually.