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lofty900:
I can't see any pics but u can follow me on Twitter @lofty900

Good Morning.

OK I actually had to take it down late last night thinking that you must have gotten it already though.

Twitter too is ok

lofty900:
OK no problem. Why not send me a PM?

Having troubles at the moment. If on FB, then search for .............. with the below pix

lofty900:
I prophesy right now that very soon, a Nairalander will win a major election in Nigeria and give me a major political appointment.

Maybe I'll be that nairalander

Ameen Ameen and Ameen Brother. don't worry it shall come to pass by the Grace of God almighty

Can you relate more with me outside here? so that I can show you something to butress the reason for my Ameen to your prayers?

Sorry to digress a little. The below is the message posted on Facebook Npower Discussion group an hour ago and I posted the next line as a response.


'We want to call the attention of the general public to note the following, especially the 2017 applicants.

1. If you are an NCE or OND applicant, make sure you have the certificate or statement of result to be presented on your physical verification day which is not far from now.

2. If you are a Degree or HND applicant, make sure your NYSC discharge certificate is ready to be presented on the day of your physical verification, any one who appears with results but without NYSC certificate will automatically be disqualified without an option of grace.

The reason we are carrying out physical verification before final shortlisting of candidates to be employed, is to fetch out such applicants who will increase the shortlisted number without making it in the end.

Therefore, if you have not met the conditions stated above, kindly do not give yourself the pains of wasting money for all this online processes only to be disqualified in the end.
We want the general public to be aware that npower is for unemployed GRADUATES and not students.

Also, physical verification for all 2017 applicants commences immediately after the whole test, location and time will be communicated as time goes on. Thank you all.

#NPowerNG'







'Hello Abayomi king, please where did you got this message from? If it's actually from an authentic source, have the N-power anchors forgotten that they actually made provision for those still serving to register? And a handful of such category and actually did registered based on the #STIIL_SERVING criteria? So why the sudden change of plans without carrying them along? Or would tendering their #NYSC Identity card suffice for their service predicament presently?'


looking forward to your positive response in this regard please.

igbodefender:
Very creative. Very imaginative.

Amen Brother and may each and every word expressed in it come to pass in our lives by His Grace.

Ekiseme:
Amen,

Nice one

Amen once again Brother because I take the below as a prophecy too

This is Nigeria's Newspaper prayer compilation for you, my friends and myself today and forevermore.

*#THIS_DAY*, may God *#PUNCH* every *#ALAROYE* of our life in hot *#SUN* so that we can be great in the *#NATION_NIGERIA*.

We will never stumble, for God himself will be our *#COMPASS* and *#GUARDIAN* so that we'll be *#DAILY_CHAMPION*, a *#VANGUARD* of *#HOPE*, contributing our own meaningful quota to the *#NATIONAL_LIFE* so much so that *#SAHARA_REPORTERS* will *#TELL* about *#THE_NEWS* of our exploits in offering good *#LEADERSHIP* to all around us, humanity in General and serving as *#THE_NIGERIAN_TRIBUNE* to the masses of the planet Earth while *#DAILY_TRUSTING* #OUR_GOD-

*The most supreme being, The ever wise, The omnipotent, The omnipresent and omniscience, The all hearing and the all knowing, the lord of Heaven and Earth, Mankind, Jinns, the Dead and the living, The first, the middle and the last, the begotten not, the one whose kingdom reigns forever and supreme, the destiny fulfiller, the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the End...*

*Ameen* ...................

*#Kabiru_Abdulazeez*
*#July_2017*

NanaOfosu:
Some Nigerians are very stupid for making such comments on the man of God. After you criminals have so much dented your image around the world, is this same man of God T.B Joshua that is making people around the world to believe in Nigeria again and also creating a good name for Nigeria.Looking at the number of people he has delivered and helped financially, which of you have been able to do so? how many of your criminals and corrupt government have been able to help the poor as Prophet T.B Joshua is doing. You people are are causing your self's each time you call Prophet T.B Joshua a scammer, and also calling the wrath of God upon your entire generation.

***PASTOR T.B JOSHUA THANK YOU ****

My People! sincere attitude of gratitude is a beatitude for secured altitudes. Appreciate what you have been given and you will be promoted higher.

For the past 29 Months their was no light in Akoko Land, four local government, because of the outstanding debt non remitted to BEDC office by their officials, despite all our people efforts to restore the electricity it was prove abortive.

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.

Our senator and house of representative members said they cannot afford the money to rescue our people from BEDC ungodly darkness in Akoko Land generally, but if it's politically they will know how to get there way, remember no one has ever become poor by giving.

Senator, House of representative members, House of Assembly members Shame On You, Yes Shame On You.

If God Say Yes!
Nobody Can Say No!

ALHAMDULILLAH

Pastor Tb Joshua has paid 9.4million naira up to the bill."INSHALLAH" within the next three weeks by the special grace of Allah their will be light in Akoko Land our Home Town "THE ROCKY CITY'S" either you are a Muslim or Christian or Traditional Worshipers from Akoko Land take a minute out of your time to thank Pastor T.b Joshua and pray for the man who restore electricity back to our Father's Land.

My People! You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you.

May Almighty Allah Repay You, May Almighty Allah Be With You.

We Are Proud Of You
LET'S LOVE LEAD
Let's Love Lead In Akoko Land

By, Bada Al-maruf
Thank You
Ramadan Kareem

A-salaam Alykum Waramotulah Wabarakatu

Earlier, it was the below

REPRINTING OF CALL-UP LETTERS BY PCMs DEPLOYED TO CROSS RIVER STATE

Prospective Corps Members of the 2017 Batch 'A' (Stream One) deployed to Cross River State should go to the NYSC portal and reprint their Call-up Letters before proceeding to orientation camp.

This development follows the change of Orientation Camp venue for those deployed to Cross River State as announced earlier on this platform.

All affected PCMs are, therefore, requested to go to their dashboards on the registration portal for the reprinting of the Call-up Letters.

For a reminder, the venue of Orientation Course for PCMs deployed to Cross River State is now CROSS RIVER STATE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION, AKAMKPA.

Thank you.
Management

Earlier, it was the below

REPRINTING OF CALL-UP LETTERS BY PCMs DEPLOYED TO CROSS RIVER STATE

Prospective Corps Members of the 2017 Batch 'A' (Stream One) deployed to Cross River State should go to the NYSC portal and reprint their Call-up Letters before proceeding to orientation camp.

This development follows the change of Orientation Camp venue for those deployed to Cross River State as announced earlier on this platform.

All affected PCMs are, therefore, requested to go to their dashboards on the registration portal for the reprinting of the Call-up Letters.

For a reminder, the venue of Orientation Course for PCMs deployed to Cross River State is now CROSS RIVER STATE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION, AKAMKPA.

Thank you.
Management

CHANGE OF ORIENTATION VENUE IN CROSS RIVER STATE

This is to inform all Prospective Corps Members deployed to Cross River State in the 2017 Batch 'A' (Stream One) that the venue of their Orientation course is now CROSS RIVER STATE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION , AKAMKPA, CROSS RIVER STATE and not the NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Obubra, as indicated in their Call-up Letters.

All Prospective Corps Members deployed to Cross River State are, therefore, requested to report for camping at the new venue.

Thank you.

Management

Yokiti, Lalasticlala Please do the needful to front page ooo as a matter of National importance

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more and some reactions to the experience

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Certainly, Our Mothers and Wives deserve everyday celebrations.
The below is the giving birth experience of a woman that remains mysterious without blood stains, thus sparking off the debate of it being real or not. It's only Doctors and Nurses that can explain the influence of the water in the Birth

Greetings to the Newest Batch A stream I and II to be. we are patiently waiting for you guys OK.

BARCELONA BYE BYE

Lalasticlala and other Supermods, Pls play your own part in saving Nigeria's Image abroad. Thank you.

You baaaaaaaaaaa!

Fraih:
Wow!!!

amodu:
My people, how are you preparing for Friday

cc:

LogoDWhiz
DTOBS
Fraih
MissOyin
Kbs468
Shammak
Spixytinxy
Oyehomie
et al

congratulations in advance ooo Brother. mine is in October ooo but already had POP party for your colleagues this Sunday past

chiomababy22:
I had a child 8 years ago. Ever since then, having a long lasting relationship is a big problem because they leave me with the excuse of my child been an issue. My last relationship has left me shattered and the last thing i want to do is deny my baby. Am confused pls friends what do you advise i do? Am not getting any younger. Thanks as i await you comments.

Let Love Lead OK including that of your daughter too dear

mmsen:
Why should someone be murdered because they don't believe in the 'oneness of god'?

Why can't Muslims respect the sanctity of human life?

You still don't get it. was the Qur'an a product of 2017? I am only telling you about the misconception of the reason for the presence of the word "kill" as might be seen in the Qur'an and nothing more than that.

Do you know that Prophet Muhammad was chased away from his home town of birth in Mecca? during his mission of spreading the good news among his kinsmen? Before he ran to Medina?

Just like saying He ran from Abuja to Lagos because they wanted to kill him for preaching against their idol worshiping?

I bet you know about the story of Pharaoh of our own African EGYPT Nation right? And that exactly was the kind of lifestyle the Arabs were living then before the emergence of Muhammad.

So juxtapose the point above for a better understanding OK and that is to mean that even if the word KILL appears in the Qur'an, know that it was because of the happenings then and not because of the present day.

It's just like making reference to SLAVE TRADE in the present age as against what our Great Great Grand parents went through.

I believe you get my point now

So would you expect me to carry Guns, Cutlass and Bombs and start killing people? with my understanding as painted above?

in fact, for me, I see no difference between Christianity and Islam because

JESUS is known as ISA

SOLOMON as SULEIMAN

JOSEPH as YUSUF

MOSES as MUSA

DAVID as DAUDA

ARON as HARUNA

NOAH as NUHU

ABRAHAM as IBRAHIM

ADAM as ADAMU

JONAH as YUNUSA

JACOB as YAKUBU.

HOLY MARY as MARYAM Among other Prophets known to Mankind

mmsen:
See lies.

The Quran has several verses calling for kufr to be killed.

And that is where the problem is. Are you a kufr?
The misconception has been the failure to understand who a kufr is. Kufr means an unbeliever in the Oneness of God.

In case you don't know, Christians are not kufr because they believe in God. kufr are Idolators practicing during the time of Prophet Muhammad when the message was revealed to him.

So the word cannot apply to the present day Christians and that is the problem of the so called terrorists and non Muslim that have access to the Qur'an since they don't read and understand it in spirit.

joe4real12:
When has it become a criminal offense to have carry over, especially in an unjust society.

So e don tey wey dem don dey beef this guy.

#istandwithdino

What you don't understand is that it could be his colleagues or those who knew him then that after failing the 3 courses in his final semester did not go back to resit them and pass.

I mean, it could have been his mates or Junior sets who are doing very well financially now and might have graduated with better grades ahead of him that are responsible for passing around the information. Remember that nothing is hidden when one is in school. You always know yourselves and one another.

Kbs468:
GOOD MORNING PRECIOUSLY BLESSED SOULS OF GOLDEN CITY AND NIGERIANS EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD


The last time I responded to our X-FACTOR challenge, I began from the first question, Now, let me however start by taking it from the rear this time around

If I am privileged to be the president for one week, I would like to change the following about Nigeria.

1. I would declare a FREE EDUCATION for all Nigerians from Primary to Tertiary Institution

2. I would embark on a massive infrastructural facility provision for all schools both state owned and federal institutions

3. To achieve the above, a massive Hostel accommodation project shall be the starting point because without a conducive learning environment, comfort and state of mind, No meaningful learning would take place.

4. Teachers training and re-training shall be embarked upon for an improved qualitative learning outcomes

[color=#000000]5. All colleges of Education shall be upgraded to a degree awarding institution in a bid to improve the quality of Teachers responsible for primary and post-primary Educational Administration [/color]

6. Teachers salaries shall be greatly increased if not made the highest because for one to be what he or she wants to become in the future, he or she must pass through a Teacher

7. Massive employment drive shall be taken in respect of the revenue generation to carter for the above proposition and thus run the economy alike.

8. NYSC program shall be retained and the degree awarding colleges of education shall be incorporated too to help improve on their teaching experiences before they can be adequately ready for Teaching jobs as the Teaching practice exercise as presently constituted is grossly inadequate in this regard

9. Issues of Students dismissal or expulsion/ rustication over exam mal-practice shall henceforth be a thing of the past as the most stringent measure henceforth shall be a 2-step down from the level at which he or she committed the crime.

10. There would be no more restrictions in age requirement for National youth service program because of the ripple effect of the tendencies for age falsification and Ofcourse the un ideal age limitations for jobs adverts that often tempt, leads and breed such experiences even in work places including Ministries and parastatals where Civil servants would always want to change their age for the fear of the unknown after retirement, hence the desire to stay longer in service and see if their breads can be buttered better than as it is presently since they have no hope for their pension benefits after retirement

11. A template is already in place by the Grace of God Almighty (In shaa Allah) to be deployed as a means of revenue generation that would take care of the Economy and every aspect of Agriculture, Manufacturing and productivity shall be captured accordingly

12. Do not forget that in 11 above, such can not achieved effectively and efficiently without good road networks, power/Electricity and Good/ Standard living conditions as related to good drinking water and its availability.

Thus, It means that all shall be captured and attended to simultaneously.

13. Every higher institution shall be named after Nigerians who have distinguished themselves and made their marks at one time or the other in the historical anals of Nigeria for the sake of posterity and as a form of historical learning adventure for our children children in the days and years to come.

14. Every State shall have a tourist destination infrastructural design template uniquely separate from one another to be followed to the latter.

15. Let me briefly state the template with which every other Ministry shall follow with a simple analogy of Health Sector.

A) Every registered patient shall receive FREE MEDICAL CARE in all Government Health care Centers Nationwide upon the payment of the registration FEE that shall never exceed #*,*** by the Grace of God Almighty (In shaa Allah)

B) Every child given birth to within Nigeria shall be entitled to a minimum amount as he or she turns 18 years of age.

C) Although an account shall be opened for him or her at birth but all the fund shall not be handed over to him or her except the fixed amount as that would be in accordance to a policy of What one can do for his or her country and NOT the reverse of what the country will do for him or her as the case is now where everyone thinks that if it is not Government Job, then Nothing else is better

Karshi is one UNIQUE TOWN in Abuja and whether I like it or not, It has become part of my history in whatever way we want to look at it and by the Grace of God Almighty (In shaa Allah), It shall have a UNIQUE tourism Features especially the Specific instructions that has had my name once in its records and the lives of the Commuters in General Shall never remain the same again by the Grace of God Almighty (In shaa Allah)

If I be the president, then I won't be the Minister of Education again nor the DG NYSC again, Instead I would be dishing out instructions on how to see to the fruitful and successful implementation of the above CARDINAL GOALS OF MY REIGN AS THE PRESIDENT, FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND THAT WOULD BE A VINDICTIVE MISSION AND VISION STATEMENT AT THE END OF THE DAY BY THE GRACE OF GOD ALMIGHTY (IN SHAA ALLAH)


IF WE BELIEVE, THEN WE CAN ACHIEVE

REMEMBER MY STATEMENT MOST OFTEN THAN NOT AS

'WE SHALL MEET AT THE TOP BY THE GRACE OF GOD ALMIGHTY (IN SHAA ALLAH)

I JUST HAVE THIS UNDOUBTFUL BELIEVE WITHIN ME ESPECIALLY WITH THE RECENT ACTIVITIES THAT HAS CHARACTERISED THIS YEAR 2016 FOR ME, BOTH WITHIN MY BASE AND NATIONALLY AND I MUST SAY THAT I GIVE GOD THE GLORY ABSOLUTELY






SIGN:Attorney General and Minister of Information/spokesperson A16 (GOLDEN CITY) AWARDS Whom by the Grace of God Almighty would one day ascend the presidency as I prayed above and believed that it is done!. GRACIAS

Amen /Amin

ochukwuma15:
I have been watching too much of TB Joshua channels lately.

Did you say too much? Keep it up Bro it's never too much OK, instead it is a blessing. @blkmum700, forget it, the 'whites' also encounter spiritual problems too OK but it's just that we wouldn't have a good idea of it since we are not in their midst but if you are close to their 'Living church' activities and Ministries, you will agree with me that indeed they experience same too.

kayjasper:
Go to settings, click on security, and untick the Guest Mode.

That should solve your hidden SMS issues.

Thanks. I already Factory reset it though and it is working now.