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NwaAmaikpe:


Before I give my diverse suggestions,

Have you asked yourself the question I want to ask you?
For the 3years you were away from her...who serviced her?
Are you trying to tell me for the 3years nobody treated her sores?
I really doubt that.

Some tribe's deities frown against wife-adultery and offenders are punished with childlessness.
This could be the spiritual cause.

Anxiety could also be a factor....when you are so eager for something; it rarely happens and once you take it off your mind, it comes naturally.
This could be the psychological cause.

It could also be the Lord seeing your future and helping you plan. The country is in a recession, don't you think one child is good enough?
Some people don't even have any. You have one yet you are complaining.
This could be the economical cause.

When you were away from the country were you promiscuous? It's possibly you were and contracted an STI that has made you sterile.
Or you were very rough and have used up your own 15litres of Semen.
This could be the biological and physiological cause.

You can only be sure via one way.
Get a sidechick and see if you are still fertile.
Or get a trusted ally to sleep with your wife when she is most fertile..(the day her 'egg white' is transparent and most stretchy)
Either way, you'd have another child.

What's the fuss anyway? If you're so desperate, you can go to an orphanage and adopt a baby or ask your wife to visit a baby factory at Umungasi in Abia.
This is the logical option.

while reading this even without checking d name of d poster, I knew it was u nwaamaipke, this is ur trade mark post, u be complete he goat, I just dey laff, Na d advice wey u fit give urself u give d poster?

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NwaAmaikpe:


He dances with them in the church

And dances on them in the hotel room

Atleast that's what his ex-wife Anita told me

I always wonder, looking at all your nonsensical posts, if you are paid to display such arrant stupidity on nairaland, I think FRSC should extend their psychology tests to some people on nairaland.

silence has always been d answer for fools and notice me pple, even one dt does not have brain in his skull will know it's definitely a typo.

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Make una dey there dey look, dey run helter skelter for ya lives, no turn around carry arms guns and wareva and defend urselves, dey will wipe u all outa ur lands

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May d goodies of Easter not elude u and ur family in Jesus name. Amen
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