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Efe, thank God o o, I made u laff atlast.

hi

here are some pix, u might have seen some b4, i share all same.

GEJ simply filled a swimming pool with water and is drowning in it. I am so disgusted by his collossal waste on celebration and this moronic move to justify it blatantly in the face of simple nigerians.

;d ;d ;d

Not bad.

Well, I doubt if u av not seen dis, got it by e-mail but I will share all same if una (studio, kunbee, clem and co) like make una jump inside lagoon.


A Nigerian business tycoon was at a social gathering where other moguls and wealthy men were present.The Ibo businessman looked for all ways to oppress the other rich men who were present at the gathering.Just for that foolish reason, he sent for his driver and had this conversation with him: Driver,go to my house, not the green one, the red one.Not the red one in Ikoyi, the red one in Victoria Island. Not the one in Adeola Odeku,the one on Etim Iyang Cresent. Not No. 22, but No. 11.You will see a black gate, fling it open. You will see a green Honda Civic. Perpendicularly, adjacently opposite to the Civic is a blue Toyota Carina E. It is not that one. Trigonometrically,geometrically, hypotenously 90 degrees to the 306 is a
Mazda 929.It is not that one.A Madza is very close to a regular Benz, the regular Benz is behind a 406,the 406 is beside Volvo S40 which is in front of a Honda Accord blocking a Toyota RAV4 opposite a Honda CRV that makes a crescent to the Prado Jeep.On getting to the Prado Jeep, make a diagonal sharp turn to the left extreme right top corner, on your way to where I parked the M-Class. Very close to the E-Class in front of the Beast at the back of the swimming pool is a lovely S. Type Jaguar. Don't touch the bonnet. Go to the boot, fling it open. You will see red, white and blue briefcases.The red one contains dollars,10 million dollars.Don't touch it.The blue contains pounds, 8 million pounds. Don't touch it.The white one contains Naira,500s,200s,100s,50s, 20s, 10s denominations.I arranged them in hierarchical order.500 Nairas in first layer,200 Nairas in second,100
Nairas 3rd layer,50Nairas 4th layer,20 Nairas 5th and10 Nairas top floor.TAKE ONE 10 NAIRA; GO AND USE IT TO BUY PURE WATER AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING MY CHANGE!

apologies

to all igbos' in d house.

Kunbee, do u nag?

all of una no wan confess say una play "mama and papa"

@ clem, jeep is a cheap SUV , Y not a lexus LX470 or Rangey?

I likey! U sef na ju man!

@ Kunbee,
Ti mo ba gba e mu, waa gba!

@ Dolemite,

Dyt:
Poster u go tell me say u no no ow 2 fin am or u wan mk we console u,u no sabi chop poison,jump 4 water,stay 4 front of train,enuf ways dey o,bt u fit try any of dis n mk sure wen u wan do am nobody c u o or beta still stab urself,oloshi *mimickin, death where r u* oniranu

lolxxx

karo93:
to die a good death,all you have to do is go into the mosque nearest to you and tell them that what they worship is false and that jesus is the only way.dont forget to include that mohammed is a fraud!

believe me you would die so fast you wont even know you were dead.

I swear, una don mara, lolxx

My eyez are on u clem, seen it

okay,
Deleting the second,

@ Clem, u keep amazing me, so u are very intelligent too, dat is gud, my eyes are on u.

@ Poster, i don't find it funny sha

@ danny.
Hmmmm, so I got your attention even if it is the confused one. dat is gud
i wonder if there is any joke u guys have not seen sef.

Here is Junior expressing shock at the recent kidnappings of his mates for ransome in one of the eastern states

EFCC1,Abeg leave kunbee 4 mi o. Wetin u wan talk for inside "koro"?

@ mykali, i used 2 be famous but never knew guys will still remember me after 2yrs of absence. Tanx but u still be miumiu sha.

@clems, my eyez dey watch u.

@ kunbee,Yes o o

@ lolajoy,comprehending requires u aving 2 be initiated into da very coded confranity presided over by CJ efemena <wife 2 studio> in the jokes section of this institution called nairaland.

@Efe, y u dey do like dis? abeg leave IT,he,she or he-she 4 me na.

i like am

@ clem

check dis pix out

mykali:
I'm sorry. Y'know i was only broughted in from the village last week. So my language are still worrying me. I hopes to improved.

i swear u be wetin me and my woman dey call Miumiu or Ode as some people preffer.

mykali:
^^Ewoh nka wukwa invitation
Odunnu, O dika e choro k'am me gi ife

Oyinbo plzzz

Odunnu:
Na ezi okwu, onwe ka aru si eme m na efi fi a.
@mykali, My fwend,speak ingrish

abeg tell am

Odunnu:
Females dnt pay tax!

Well, the ones dat don't pay simply pay in "kind".

Vic2k3:
This is a different territory tough girl

LOL