₦airaland Forum

Kunbee:
I no fine o

Never mind, my definition of beauty may be different from urs.

Kunbee:
Thats not funny at all

My apologies 

Y all of una dey hide? Abi una ugly like some people dey allege for oda sections

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

;d ;d ;d ;d

i like dis one

@ Efe,
In dat case I no go put mouth for una matter again.

Are u guys kidding me? na real incomplete knowledge. I guess the joke is in the incompleteness.(hisses)

Efemena_xy:
^^ FFS!!!

Kunbee what's up with u??

Your sense of humour dey quickly evaporate

@ Efe,
U may have to give her (IT) some breathing space, it may be in that period of the month, u know na

@Blacksta
Thank u sir. Na people like studio and kunbee dey beef mi.

Kunbee:
The profile pic is my cousin o, and just for the sake of it i love acting like a guy i dunno why. if u asked me politely i will tell you

Odunnus bobbie sucks

@ Kunbee,
Is dat it? Your cuz is very okay and as such i dey assume say u sef go fine pass am. Okay since I have to ask nicely, can i see u on FB? send me your name via my email on my profile  (if u want).

But i still like odunnu's Nu-nu. U can make me change my mind when i see urs.

@ Kunbee,
I am impressed with your profile pix just the way i am inpressed with Odunnu's pix too and for the record, I think her NU-NU is very cute n is making me wet.

Kunbee:
I dont like discussing my sex, so i wonder why everyone makes it an issue

Becos u are Kunbee.

Una no go kill me for this Joke section,


@ Odunnu, kunbee may be ur exception.

mykali:
I have come to the right place.

Oya, who dey cause trouble here?
Where is she?. . .sorry, he. . .oops, i meant IT. Yes where is it?

@ Mykali,

Kunbee, I am sorry, I meant IT is coming.

Studio escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns but finds a young couple (kunbee and Odunnu) in bed.
Studio orders Kunbee out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying Odunnu to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband (Kunbee) tells his wife (Odunnu): "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which Odunnu responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too


p.s,
@ Kunbee , dis is assuming u are male which i strongly doubt.    and i know dis is stale 2 .

I concur.

@ Efe, noted. modified accordingly

Two friends (Kunbee and studio CFR) are lost in the yoruba rain forest trying to find a way out when Studio CFR is attacked by a cobra that attacks the “stuff” of the victim. Kunbee being a sharp gurl killed the snake was despaired over Studio CFR so calls the doctor (EFE) using her satellite fone as a big gurl.
-doctor! my friend has just been stung by a snake, what should I do, he is dying!
- take it easy says the doctor (Efe), you just have to suck out the area that has been stung.
so Kunbee closes the flip of her satellite phone when the Studio CFR asks: what did the doc say?
-Kunbee answered: she said that you are dead!

@Odunnu, no mind kunbee, i think he is trying to get ur attention in the primary school way by antagonising.

I like u bunch on this thread, u made me lass even as today was a sad day for me-studio, kunbee, efe, vicks, sledge,etc. gud job.

Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you were walking through town at night, and were accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?"

"I would lift my habit, Mother Superior."

Mother Superior (shocked): "And what would you do next?"

Sister Maria: "I would tell him to drop his trousers."

Mother Superior (even more shocked): "And what then?"

Sister Maria: "I would run away. I can run much faster with my habit up than he can with his trousers down."

Jeovy, Thank you.
@ studio, what do u think of this one? Stale 2

A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?"

She was talking to her Preacher one day about this. He said he had two male parrots and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they would be a good influence on the two females. So they put the four parrots together.

So, the females yelled at the male parrots, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" One male parrot said to the other, "Put the Bibles away! We've made it to heaven!"




or this?


A man is trying to understand the nature of God and asked him: "God, how long is a million years to you?"

God answered: "A million years is like a minute."

Then the man asked: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?" And God replied: "A million dollars is like a penny."

Finally the man asked: "God, could you give me a penny?" And God says: "In a minute."

ok, pele, i be new comer for this section

The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration of the Anglo-Irish accords - the crowd is huge - thousands. Her Majesty and His Holiness can't help but have a little rivalry - both being heads of churches and all.

The Queen says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd.

Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. So the Pope says to the Queen,"Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with one little wave of MY hand I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with joy? Their joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice - they will recount it to their grandchildren and they to their descendants.

The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope slapped her.

Yep!!!!! I am so glad I was raised in Deeper Life.

ldollier,
Long time. How you dey na? Missed yaaa .

topic,

Well, I think all has been said so far so let those who have ears,let them hear. The bible is explicit on certain things and this will bring us back to the topic of the omniscience of God again. If you believe God is omniscient, don't you think HE already knew all what we see in the society today and if HE already knew and still gave Moses those laws, what do you think?

@ backslider,
I have been out for a while. I really missed you and I am happy the lamp is still burning. I have some things to discuss with you offline. How do we proceed? God bless.

Hmmm, 10,000 is a bit small especially considering the fact that you will fuel the car and pay the driver. No Deal.

STEP 1: STOP THE CAR.

STEP 2: DIP YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKET.

STEP 3: BRING OUT N20.

STEP 4: CARRY WAKA.

2.5 mil

ADVANTAGES - NONE
DISADVANTAGES - PLENTY INCLUDING FUEL CONSUMPTION AND OVER HEATING (IF YOU LIKE PUT TRIPLE RADIATOR).
Be wise and go for a japanse.

hmmmmm, this one na big boi ride o o o. Is the price negotiable?