Barims:
Whoever solve this mind twisting question can be considered a genius

Greatn3ss:

Are you sure?

Greatn3ss:
Good day good people of Nairaland, am currently having an issue trying to connect with my long lost sibling. Recently I got an information from someone that he is in Israel, he gave us his address over there but we are still not able to reach him via his contact.
Now we've taken it as a quest to go and search for him but I heard there is no Israel embassy here in Nigeria. Do anybody have an idea of how I can possibly get to Israel from Nigeria, or which nearby country can I link up to Israel and how do I go about the process?

Thanks in anticipation

40Bullets:
I saw former Aspirant and a very lengthy write up.

Please, whoever read what a former aspirant wrote can summarize.

Thank you

gard9ner:
I never realised that alcohol can be this enjoyable, all my life I’ve always detested ppl that drink, whenever the topic comes up I always remember a certain wealthy man when I was younger, even with all his wealth he would drink himself to stupor every night and vomit, his driver would have to carry him, it was a very bad experience as neighbours to witness those nights especially as a young boy. So I concluded that drinking is unacceptable and I grew up with that ideology, not until recently I’ve started having a rethink.

For sometime now, especially couple of weeks ago leading to last Saturday’s election, I’ve been having a difficult time, I feel like I’m drowning sometimes, maybe it’s midlife’s crisis I don’t know, I don’t know how that feels but what I know is that I was gifted a bottle of expensive vodka last week and I accepted knowing fully well what I was getting into, I knew I was going to step into another phase in my life, I could have sold the drink but no, I kept it.

Like I said already, it’s been rough with me lately, the current cash crunch in the country isn’t helping, the last strew came when last Saturday’s election was announced by 4am, I was awake watching, it struck me like a bolt of lighting, I felt speechless physically but this deep hurt like my soul was groaning. Fast forward to date, I’ve consumed a couple of bottles like bloody mary, VSOP and other spirits which I mix in chilled soft drinks. I so much enjoy this new habit, I can never drink to stupor, I just lock up myself in my lounge, play some music and sip away or lock myself in my car at night and sip with music, I stop when I start feeling a bit sleepy, I just sleep quietly and peacefully. My wife just smells the stuff on me but hasn’t said anything, as I still talk reasonably and even engage her with more humor in those hours, I’ve also noticed that the house is stress-free, no arguments or hard conversations when I consume too.

Here’s my problem guys, deep inside me I know I’m doing something wrong, which is why I’m posting this anyway, even though I feel peaceful when I consume. I wasn’t raised this way, my father was never an alcohol person. I feel something is wrong and somehow I feel like I’m drowning and need help (laughs). I don’t know if this will get worse overtime or if I might be tempted to do more than this in future. I know I can never do drugs, smoke etc but this highness things is eating me, I just finished the last bottle of Strumbras spirit now which I shared with a visitor, I now think it’s even more pleasurable sharing a drink with someone. I’ve ran out of bottles now and I’m considering restocking but I’m led by the spirit to post this, I don’t want preaching, I just want to read other ppl’s comment and experience and how they navigated this phase of life (midlife crisis), preferably elders in the house if any, if you’re 40 and below and have no useful contribution pls don’t comment. I need this to get to FP. Thanks.

CoolAmbience:



Oga, do as have been advised.

Dem tell you say people for CBN no knw about bandwidth and the rest?

slimjosh43:
Greetings ooo

Sold T/a/s/t/y// T/a/n/g/o .com

Sales price: $4250
Hold Time: 2 years

$1500 offer came and I countered with 4000 and Afternic broker closed it at $4250.

Thank Jehovah

OddsDoc:
The Central Bank of Nigeira, CBN has opened a portal for Nigerians to to deposit the old Naira notes by filling up forms.

This development comes after the adjournment of the case on the legality of the February 10, 2023 deadline for the Naira Swap to February 22 by the Supreme Court.

The Supreme Court adjourned the case till February 22, 2023, and ordered that the old Naira notes remain legal tender until it sits next week Wednesday.

Meanwhile, the portal for depositing old Naira notes has opened up on the Central Bank’s official website.

On the portal, which is on cbn.gov.ng, depositors are required to fill in their Bank Verification Number (BVN), phone number, email address, bank details, address, the amount to be deposited as well as the denominations to be deposited, after which a reference number is generated.

A guideline on the deposit of the old N200, N500, and N1,000 banknotes commenced on Wednesday afternoon and is expected to run till Friday, February 17.

To deposit their old notes at the CBN branches, customers would be required to have a completed online application form, copy of valid means of identification, and a completed teller. Once the account is verified, the equivalent of the cash would then be deposited in the customer’s bank account.

“The CBN Branches do not open accounts for individuals. As such, Individuals who wish to deposit their old, redesigned notes must have an active account with a Deposit Money Bank (Commercial Bank).

“Individuals who wish to deposit their old, redesigned notes are required to be orderly and comply with the instructions of the security personnel and other staff when in the Bank’s premises. if validation turns out negative, the Bank will return the unvalidated old, redesigned notes in the form deposited,” the guideline reads.

Drunkard1:
one woman wey I want help. Her husband been leave her. She has 3 children. And dey are in severe pains. They have chicken pox. The thing they torment them. I can't stand the pains they are going through. Don't know if u guys have anything make I take support on the one I get. Give them make them go hospital. Guys those people are in pains. Please let's help our follow human beings

Lamanii22:
So guys!!!…. I started my pos business and it was as if people were waiting for me to actually start… like it was really overwhelming, Like why didn’t I start early, it never even occurred to me to start despite having so many Igbo guys outside my house playing football…. Omooor, i would start selling everything that is sellable ni oo….


I feel so elated RN 🥳🥳🥳

BabaOfLagos:


Talk to me, friend.

lordm:
same with me, I bought from one Kelly Nwogu of Dvilla, till today I lost that money. I paid for a plot at Ipo area of airport

BabaOfLagos:
It's almost everywhere,

Not Lagos alone.

Happened to me 2021.

Got 2 plots of land somewhere at Omagwa, Rivers State.

Ended up I bought from a dubious real estate company, ended up loosing a few million.

It was too nice the offer to be truth, but I disregarded my instincts.

At the end, one can never be too careful, we all need help from devine!







Sorry for your loss friend,

They're some certain expiriences we need to expirience first hand to understand.

Maybe if you were been warned you would have played a deaf ear.

We expirience, learn and get better together.



For those who understands Daily profits.. See the link below https://www.nairaland.com/7169675/

Jkoro29:
Hi nairalanders. This is the first time that I will be creating an account on Nairaland. I have been a guest for many years and I love this forum. I am not the type of person to share my issues with people, but this issue is very pressing and I don't seem to have found any answers from researching online. Please I would appreciate if one of the moderators sends this thread to the front page so I can get more responses.

I am 29 years old. I have a job, my own house and a car, and I am ready to settle down. I want to get married this year, unfailingly. The problem is that I only attract bad girls into my life. My definition of bad girls are those girls that club almost every night, girls that care so much about material things and about how they look, girls that wear skimpy outfits and show off their bodies at every chance. Girls that live on tiktok and instagram. These are the type of girls I attract.

What prompted me to create this account and post this is the experience I had today in church. There is the beautiful, quiet, modest looking usher that I have feelings for. I I have listened to her speak in our youth sunday school and she sound intelligent. She is also god-fearing and devoted in church. I admire these qualities in a wife. Today I walked up to her to introduce myself but the way she responded killed me on the inside. She didn't even smile. Just kept a straight face and didn't even care to respond to some of my questions. I felt defeated. I don't believe in forcing a friendship. I believe that when I approach a girl and she behaves like that, it is a sign that she doesn't like me at all and I would only be wasting time trying to get her to like me.

Meanwhile in the same church, there is one slay queen that has been giving me green light and always smiles when we lock eyes. I don't even know why girls like this come to church. There is another girl that twerks all the time on her whatsapp that is angry that I have been ignoring her. There are countless others i have slept with in the past that have all fit this profile. But not once have I had a relationship with a good girl. It is almost like a curse was placed on me. When ever i meet good girls, they always seem to not like me. Maybe I am bad at reading people, but the way they behave is the direct opposite of the way the bad girls behave when I meet them. The bad ones are always smiling, always attentive and always eager to know more about me.

I don't want to get married to a girl that doesn't have the fear of god, or a girl that smokes shisha and parties all night every weekday. I want to get married to a girl that has the qualities of the usher girl.

I am a good looking, responsible young man. I do not dress, look or act like a yahoo boy, in case you are wondering. I am well educated, I speak well and interact with people in a mature way.

oskylabs:


They're playing the numbers game, too, with their portfolio exceeding 3 million domains! Even so, many any of their domains have dropped without selling. Just know your level, and price accordingly. If you can wait, aim for the sky; if you want a quick flip, ya know whatado!

TMSMedia:
More

Lookingforhouse:


You mean if I use Okada it’s 2k daily?

Lookingforhouse:
Hello,

I’m a job seeker seeking to relocate to Lagos. I will like to know how far badore ajah is to Victoria island. Thanks

Babafrayol23:
Someone should advice this young man that will clock 20 in few months

nsivic2001:
I just wanted a small car to meet up with my day to day mobility needs, and after much deliberation and consultations, I was told that Toyota Corolla 2003-2005 will be good enough. But my car agent told me that currently, the car current prize in the market is worth 3.9m. I don't want to doubt him cos he knows much about this car stuff better than I do.
But I just want to ask; is it worth it, spending that much for a 2005(almost 17yrs old) car?. And also what are the available alternatives to it?

obawaya:
I want to start up my own fintech company where people can buy and sell all types of cryptocurrency and get paid instantly without delay and some other features

If you got that special idea kindly hmu and if good we partner together to make it a reality. Thank you

Rozross:
There’s something off about this Shetima, I just can’t place it yet. Yahaya bello would have set a standard for the youth interested in politics but he did his workers dirty and he’s therefore cancelled

accelion:
Hello guys.

I am privileged to work for a foreign company that hires web designers and developers, and I want to bring two Nigerians on board. Male or female.

I need a developer with cutting-edge skills in front-end languages, especially HTML, CSS, and Javascript(most important).

What are the requirements?

- You must be very good with the above languages as you will be tested with them by my guys abroad and me.

- Knowing how to use WordPress will give you an edge. You will be tested on these too.

- You must have a portfolio of websites you have develped and are running. They will be checked.

- You must be able to communicate in the English language very well. Luckily, it is our lingua franca.

- This is a life-changing opportunity that requires patience. It will take a few weeks for the onboarding process. So you must be patient as so many people are trying to get into the program.

Those are the technical requirements for now.

Benefits

- You will be paid handsomely in USD.
- You will gain a lot working with me. Trust me.
- It isn't a 9-5 job; you work when you want.
- It is a remote job.
- If I am impressed with your skills and portfolio, I can provide a work environment for you.
- Once again, you will smile to the bank in USD.

As this is a life-changing opportunity, as it was for me, I will only be able to bring just two or three people on board yearly.

You’d have just one shot at it. If you miss it, there isn't another opportunity. But I'll help out where possible.

What do you need to do?

- Ask me your intelligent questions.
- Show me your portfolio websites or projects.
- If I like what I see, I’ll schedule an online discovery meeting with you.
- We move to the next step.

Are you paying for anything to get selected?

A CAPITAL NO! I REPEAT, NO.

To the mods, I am not trying to sell anything. I am just a lucky person who doesn't want to hide what he found and wants to help a fellow Nigerian. If you need to cross-check anything with me, please let me know.

Thanks.