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kimba:
so your idea of dating is for the purpose of getting laid? or vice-versa!!!

na wah o!!!

I believe everyone here already got the message, why point this out?

THIS IS NOT AN OFFICE JOB. IT'S LIKE WORKING FROM HOME

Your Duties:
You will be required to:
- search for buyers of a Laptop model whenever you have to the time.
- report back to us on the interested buyers with their asking price.
- arrange a meeting place to finish the deal.

Your pay:
Your pay will be based on a commission. Precisely 2.5% on each Laptop.
For example: If you sell a Laptop for 135,000 naira, you get 3,375 naira from that amount.
Then sell another for 170,000 naira and you make 4,250 naira from that figure etc.
After selling these two laptops, you would have made a total of 7,625 naira (3,375 + 4,250).
So, we are basically sharing the profits with you.

Our Laptops are new with prices ranging from 95k to 280k.

Requirements:
- Good communication skills
- A fair knowledge of a typical Laptop specification.

Interested?
Send the following details below to chesterol@yahoo.com
Full Name:
Cell phone number:
Location:

NOTE: Please do not email if you are located outside the following states- Lagos, Ogun, Osun, Oyo, Ondo, Ekiti, Edo, Delta, Rivers and Bayelsa.

You will be contacted as soon as we hear from you.

Uche2nna:
So Efani is now perfectmatch.com Or maybe Efanimatch.com

I see you're just a joker. Thanks for your wasteful contribution.

If sites like perfectmatch.com, udate.com, craigslist.com and the like can bring two compatible people together, why can't nairaland.com? If there's anyone trying to play pranks we will surely findout in no time. If you don't look in, how will you know this person is for real, you have to make it look like you really believe then the truth will be revealed.

Please lets go private

Efani:
u like white girls?

Let me have your YIM. Mine is kdships.

Efani:
i got sum good giirls for u

Hook me up men!

@Davidylan that's true. I hardly know her. But I will by the time she comes closer. The question is-How do I get her closer? Now, that is what am about. And that's what Uche and iice can't figure out.

@Uche, I thought your name, Uche, means "Sense". I see you're lacking that here. Maybe you should get another name. Try Ucheadiro(Nosense). By the way, I got kdships from "K[/b]eep [b]the Ship [b]S[/b]ailing".

@iice, it seems your brain is freezed. Loosen up girl! Get close to the Chimney.

@damadsuite this is really inspiring. I once made an effort toward becoming a GLO subdealer but got knocked out by their requirements. Thanks for sharing your success story with us here. This is yet another tap on the head I'd received  in three weeks.

katherinae:
isnt that age alittle tooooooooooooooooooooo young for u, and what the heck is a 47 year old man doing being single.

I think his profile has an answer to that question.

PENGO:
am a good girl

You're welcome PENGO! Hit me back here: kdships@yahoo.com. I've got a surprice for you.

Guys!!! We finally got one here. I hope she comes a little closer.

Uche2nna:
Oppsites attract. So if U r good guy looking for a good girl U are out of luck. They are all with the bad guys. If U think U are a good guy then U have to make do with the opposite,,,,,bad gals

'cmon we are talking about humans here. Not some nonliving thing. I disagree with you Uche. If you go on believing stuff like that, you will end up with the wrong kind of lady. That's if you are a good guy, going by your belief.

davidylan:
i hear so too. They must be in hiding, there are good girls, its just harder to find them.

You're right men. They are like diamonds. One has to search real hard to find them. If you do eventually find one, you don't wanna loose them.

, ok

Pain:
I Thot They Saying Was That "Never Been A Good Girl Since Mary"

Hey! 'cmon there are good girls out there. Never mind that saying.

PTBNaija:
Or maybe you're just sending off some signals with your body language that attract the wrong type of girl.

You might be right about that. A friend once told me about my looks. He thinks I rather scare the good ones away by it. Well I can't change that.

Hey!, not that am not handsome. Some people think I look hard. You know, like the "bad guy". I mean, she has to let me come a little closer before she can tell if am good or not.

PTBNaija:
Why does this make me think of Coming to America lol?

Well I hope you haven't been looking for good girls in a bar, because you won't find them there. There are good girls in the library, in church, try looking there lol.

That can be true but not always. Thanks anyway.

@naijacutee
That's not always true. In fact, most are with the bad guys and tolorating sh*t.

@ThoniaSlim
I had a good one actually but it was a long time ago. Distance broke us apart. That's history now.

Can't seem to be lucky with the girls. I keep meeting the bad ones. Where are the good girls? Are there any good ladies out there? Go on hala me here: kdships@yahoo.com

luvchild:
Good Grief, forgot to say I Need The Best Mature Man

If you ask me, 'cos am looking to meet a matured lady too, after reading all these, I would like to ask if you are matured too. Doesn't seem like it. Loosen up a little bit. Please!

Ib:
I will also be doing football jersey with personalised names, but that will be done on a deposit basis. When i come to Nigeria, i'll collect a deposit and get the jersey when i come back to london.

Guys, if you want anything specific, let me know.

I'll like the football jersey. I guess that will be when you get here. Hala me at: kdships@yahoo.com

Best Buy! Just 175k Now 160k. Lowest local price since released
It's got the latest Intel Core Duo processor. It's faster than Pentium M. See the attached picture below.
"NEW"
Model:  Dell Inspiron 640m
Processor:  Intel Core 2 Duo
Processor Speed:  1.83ghz
Hard Drive:  100Gb
Other Drives:  DVD+/-RW drives
RAM:  1GB (1024MB)
Monitor:  14.1 inch
Weighs only 2.5kg
4.5 hours of battery life
Ports include four USB 2.0 ports, one S-Video Out, one IEE1394 port, one ExpressCard Slot, Hi-Def audio support, one 5-1 flash memory card reader
Price: 175k Now 160k
Call: 08027572290 or email: chesterol@yahoo.com

Seun, somewhere around Lekki-Epe expressway would be the best place for you. It's got all you can think of, Shopping mall, internet access etc, just around you. If you must save money getting a house though, you would have to go a little further away from Lekki.

Best Buy! Just 175k Now 160k. Lowest local price since released
It's got the latest Intel Core Duo processor. It's faster than Pentium M. See the attached picture below.
"NEW"
Model:  Dell Inspiron 640m
Processor:  Intel Core 2 Duo
Processor Speed:  1.83ghz
Hard Drive:  100Gb
Other Drives:  DVD+/-RW drives
RAM:  1GB (1024MB)
Monitor:  14.1 inch
Weighs only 2.5kg
4.5 hours of battery life
Ports include four USB 2.0 ports, one S-Video Out, one IEE1394 port, one ExpressCard Slot, Hi-Def audio support, one 5-1 flash memory card reader
Price: 175k Now 160k
Call: 08027572290 or email: chesterol@yahoo.com

THIS IS NOT AN OFFICE JOB. IT'S LIKE WORKING FROM HOME

Your Duties:
You will be required to:
- search for buyers of a Laptop model whenever you have to the time.
- report back to us on the interested buyers with their asking price.
- arrange a meeting place to finish the deal.

Your pay:
Your pay will be based on commissions. Precisely 2.5% on each Laptop.
For example: If you sell a Laptop for 135,000 naira, you get 3,375 naira.
Our Laptops are new with prices ranging from 95k to 280k.

Requirements:
- Good communication skills
- A fair knowledge of a typical Laptop configuration and specification.

Interested?
E-mail to chesterol@yahoo.com with the following details:
Full Name:
Cell phone number:
Location:

NOTE: Please do not email if you are located outside the following states- Lagos, Ogun, Osun, Oyo, Ondo, Ekiti, Edo, Delta, Rivers and Bayelsa.

You will be contacted as soon as we hear from you.

Naija4ward have you got any ideas on how I can ship stuff to Nigeria for a much lesser fee than the usual UPS and DHL fees?

@Freewilly. He's no longer interested. thought as much. This is not right.

@Seun this is a tap on the head. I'd already started something cool just after I posted this topic. I know this will sure fetch me some cool money. I actually took some time to think about this and as I went on, ideas started creeping in from every corner. That's the spirit and that's how it comes. Thanks men.

Interesting dialog, glad it's over.

THIS IS NOT AN OFFICE JOB. IT'S LIKE WORKING FROM HOME

Your Duties:
You will be required to:
- search for buyers of a Laptop model whenever you have to the time.
- report back to us on the interested buyers with their asking price.
- arrange a meeting place to finish the deal.

Your pay:
Your pay will be based on commissions. Precisely 2.5% on each Laptop.
For example: If you sell a Laptop for 135,000 naira, you get 3,375 naira.
Our Laptops are new with prices ranging from 95k to 280k.

Requirements:
- Good communication skills
- A fair knowledge of a typical Laptop configuration and specification.

Interested?
E-mail to chesterol@yahoo.com with the following details:
Full Name:
Cell phone number:
Location:

NOTE: Please do not email if you are located outside the following states- Lagos, Ogun, Osun, Oyo, Ondo, Ekiti, Edo, Delta, Rivers and Bayelsa.

You will be contacted as soon as we hear from you.

It's your turn men! Please put the rest here in your prayers. Congratulations!

Please guys I would like to have a land phone but will like to know the best and cheapest service around. Could it be starcomms? I would appreciate a prompt reply. Thanks

I have one New Dell laptop available for sale. It's got the latest intel core duo processor. It's faster than Pentium M. Read the spec below.
"NEW"
Model: Dell Inspiron 640m
Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo
Processor Speed: 1.83ghz
Hard Drive: 100Gb
Other Drives: DVD+/-RW drives
RAM: 1GB (1024MB)
Monitor: 14.1 inch
Weighs only 2.5kg
4.5 hours of battery life
Ports include four USB 2.0 ports, one S-Video Out, one IEE1394 port, one ExpressCard Slot, Hi-Def audio support, one 5-1 flash memory card reader
See picture below
Price: 170k Now 160k
Interested? Call 08027572290

If it's durability, IBM thinkpad is better. By the way, I have one New Dell laptop available for sale. It's got the latest intel duo core processor. It's faster than Pentium M. Read the spec below.

Model: Dell Inspiron 640m
Processor: Intel Duo Core (2)
Processor Speed: 1.83ghz
Hard Drive: 100Gb
Other Drives: DVD/DVDRW
RAM: 1GB (1024MB)
Monitor: 14.1 inch
Price: 158k Now 160k
Interested buyer should call Now 160k 08027572290