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Abeg who this post epp? Kilode

Mr ibu, i know u mean "her pussy." d tin has driven u cra'y

And me 2 pls.. Kerrythomas670@gmail.com

Zenlife:
Me too please. Ossezx@gmail.com
Thank you

She also needs a serious suitor.. She no want to risk her toto in the wrong hands...

Emassive:
Beautiful woman.

Women too like fvck sef. Ah ah! Dis mama senior ryan giggs for the game o!

U see ur life?

IYANGBALI:
Her toto still dey scratch her at 50?what happened to cucumber or is it too expenses for her to buy?

Just google am

soberdrunk:
Mama ni yen!!! Mummy still wan enter workshop ! Mummy is still in form . My own papa sef die 20 years ago, sometimes i cannot help but wonder how my mama take hold body.....

Chai! See road abeg, see environment...... Who go de such environment cun lack sense?

So una nor know say belle de come after fvck? Op is the victim i'm sure.

Hahahahahaha! My chest!! Wait, why u wicked like this? What prompted the checking of her profile? Lol.

lordmayor4:
Nice dog you have on your profile

Don't mind him. He's insane. He expected a bungaHIGH one.

asha80:
what's wrong with bungalow house?

My God! What part of the universe is this one from?

Pieromania:
so all these years her mum was stil treking while she was busy fightin wizkid that has bought for his mum long time ago.
Yeye Linda

U're so good at speaking Swahili

Progressive01:
Mza service u mase tyoh. Kah u' hiden wam gene.

Ambeyev mban lan kwagh yum. Sé tese vè kwagh hin Anambra, ä kpiligh ve yö!

Too much of anything is really bad.. These oversized boobs don't appeal to me.

See packaging sef.. Btw, op, i didnt even get to have a close look at any one of the shoes. I have a reason for sticking to my designers till my brothers learn.

Corps member nor go hear word now o.
De follow these e-lions when they say 'empty threat' like say them go come fight when yawa gas....
Corper, park for one side o!

The smallie fine die! Trolls gonn' still hate tho'.. Like who the heck cares?

Even the bible says the anti-christ is a smooth talker...
From recent events, i'm thinking the anti-christ isn't just one person but a group of sweet-talking demons.
Never listen to them!
On the last days, even the elects shall be decieved!

At the first sight of this man's picture, something told me he was a fake, but that is none of my business... My own is that why waste this ability on water when there are other cold things that needs warmth like the heart of man, nigeria's cold recession and stuff like those? Why water? Why? Mr wayorist, why
*sobs*

Ooooooooh God! Everyday Buhari this, GEJ that. America this, trump that. TB Joshua this and that! I'm almost going crazy! God abeg just destroy the world make we all start again abeg!!!

And Bret Hart a.k.a. Hitman comes to mind...

Honestly speaking, i am a christian and i believe in the second coming of christ. But linking the bible's end-of-days prophecy to Obama's so-called imminent refusal to handover power to trump, i am not understanding.
American presidents don't step down, they just cease to be in power as soon as their time expires and obama has until 20th jan to be just an ex-president. Any funny moves is going to leave him bereft of power and followers. Except he's gonna plan a coup with super loyal parts of the military which he can't just start planning now(no time left). We don't know when christ gonna come. Even Christ doesn't know. My 1kobo.

This ur joke's so dry, NLers deserted it!

JaypeeAnics:
must all Nigerian musician own a record label d way I'm seeing it, in d next 10years record labels will flood d street jst like church's ....and someone might even name he's record label Change of buhari... who knows

What concerns Wike, Amaechi and crossriver? Odeh!

Sibrah:
Wike's time has been terror time. News like these weren't so common during Ameach's time. . .

Kcee and wrong dressing.... Nna wete dhat zuma pic

Why una de worry unaselves? This is another of ibu's jokes...

Oga lie with sense na. U nor get sense?

raindodger13:
I wore boxers to school for the whole day, thinking they were shorts.

I command u to recieve sense now!!!

Barigaboy:
My embarrassing moment plenty o. I like tall slim babe. So one day I saw one n started calling n running after her when I got close to her n she turn back to say what. She turn out to be my friend younger sister that I dislike a lot because of her manner. I use cope like say no be she I dey call but it was obvious.

2. Have being chasing a chick d day I finally went to visit her where she rented apartment outside her schl I met my ex making hair for her n telling me that I must pay for d hair.

3. Another one was when I travelled to Delta because I enjoy d place as a Yoruba guy I decided to follow them to d farm. I was giving a cutlass on my mind it wasn't necessary since I wasn't going for war until I saw a small snake till I left Delta they couldn't find d cutlass cos threw it away n pick race to another village.

4. I went to a chemist with my friend n I saw dis babe back side so I started stearing at it n she turn back to give me eye signal so my friend told me she trip for me until d seller handed over a pack of condom. My friend ask me to follow her so I ask my friend "wetin do your own leg abi u blind u no see wetin she come buy? Mumu.

5. When I was a little bit younger my secondary schl girlfriend visited both Male n Female as my mother was leaving she said your food is inside d cubboard n take dis one for your afternoon food.

He don do wetin u one read again my hand day pain me. Thanks for reading

U mean THERE?

Jummyjay99:
looks like, but u were not dare

[b]U mean THERE?

Jummyjay99:
looks like, but u were not dare

[/b]U mean THERE?

Jummyjay99:
looks like, but u were not dare

2days ago during clearance, my corper friend (although we de play anyhow for house) was having a handshake with the people i sat with at the secretariat, when he got to me i innocently raised my hand to shake him and he passed me and went to the next person leaving my hand hanging. I nor de laugh with him again. Everyone saw that i blushed really hard. I couldnt smother my embarassment.

Nna ehhn.. Wonders will never cease! That na prick o! Shizurs!

eef zhat pvssy tyyh' zhen niqqa i'm qood.... Fvck triqonometry!