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Monaco2:
Back then in school I was fvcking this babe when a call came in n she refused to answer it n I told her I would pick d call she immediately picked n it was her bf.. d guy asked where she was n she said her female friends hostel. All this while she was breathing heavily n d guy told her he loved her n she was like : u love me?!? I hear n she ended d call immediately.. I was just smiling after she left I was like nawa for girls o... n I got my heart broken a few months prior to d time we met wen I found out that my girl of almost three years was having an affair. My thoughts was just running wide that that’s exactly how a guy was probably fucking my girl then n I would be forming mr lova lova not knowing dat another guy was ontop of her nawa...... last year I met another girl n she was forming decent girl I hacked her Facebook n was going through her chat n I saw dat she had boooos I was just one of them’ days later a particular guy that has been disturbing her finally had his wey with her n she was telling d guy dat she is sure she was pregnant... I was just laughing... she came over n I was just telling her I know wat she did yesterday n d guy is smallie in my area she was denying d whole thin until I picked up my phone n said I was gonna call d guy( I don’t have his number just pretending) dats wen d fake tears came in. She was like it was a mistake dat d guy just inserted his dick n removed it immediately, I burst in laughter.. stories many abeg

Joshrob:
mine happen when I was still schooling in Delsu oleh campus..then there was no atm in oleh,we have to go to ozoro to withdraw cash..
This very friday after EMA class I use my last 50 card to join a bus to ozoro..getting to the bank,the atm just stop dispensing and people are waiting for the bank staff to load the machine..That's how I joined them to wait.
Waited from 2 to 5pm,before they load the machine..when it got to my turn to withdraw,I brought out my wallet to bring out my atm but all I could see is my sch I.d, S.P.E I.d card and my voters card..I almost fainted..
I would have joined a bike home and collect money from my guys in the hostel to pay but most guys have traveled for weekend,we are few and all of us are broke,must are even waiting for me to cook soup.
I just zero my mind and trek from ozoro to oleh with help of my BlackBerry and my ear pies..I played eminem songs all through.

GOFRONT:
Hmmm.......This life sha......This one is already pregnante before wedding....

And Adesua Etomi cannot get pregnant during courtship, cannot get pregnant on wedding day, cannot get pregnant a year after wedding and counting......I blame banky w's dysfunctional priiicck

SEXYBILLIONAIRE:
bro, is she your house girl. this rubbish mentality is just an african mentality. she is coming to Bleep not to clean your house. man some of us where notbrought up like housemaids. i dont know why naija guys think a girl must always clean the house.besides, why still continue fucking her if you are not planning to get serious? from the questions she asked you, she plans to get serious. in a relationship what is important is faithfulness. all these clean this, cook that , wash cloths etc is pure bullshit. please leave her alone so some guys that dont see all those things as issue can Bleep her and marry her. thanks

Cyoung4real:
Oga, na forget she forget the toothbrush jare, upon all the things she carry come, na ordinary toothbrush she go come intentionally leave for ur aws

GRACEGLORY:
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MDsambo:
University = 4yrs

17-4=13


Senior secondary = 3yrs

Jenior secondary = 3yrs

3+3=6
13-6=7


Primary = 6yrs

7-6=1
Lol. U ar a genius for dis

Kindergarten and Nursery one to two = 3yrs


1-3= -2yrs


So she started school 2yrs before she was born, graduated from secondary school at 13 and primary at 7?
Wow, congratulations

rikithor:
Get to any diamond bank branch（lagos ）tell them to help get your TIN for you
i got mine st tejuosho branch on request and payment of about #4000,and twas ready in less than 48hours time

Sleezwizz:
Its better u accept d casual staff offer for now pending when u get your TIN...