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If u got a daughter, I'll marry her

If this happens in naija, nobody will hear about it,that guy that reported her is ode..

fascowilly:
‬: Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll and man running away= disqualification

20.Ur guy collect ur girl= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

24. Turning ur girlfriend to your wife= full time play

Pls single guys play full time and enjoy ur marriage.

Bad guy,u finish work

I believe u

e no give me mouth to talk

I thought these news is supposed to be over by now,we like to over beat things

This devilish show

Wahala dey

I would like to marry the one on d left

Brymo n psquare

Most photographers see alot

Many bad things still happen in the north

U will be distracted,and probably,she's a pōrnstar

God help divide this country from dis wicked Islamic demons

I like this

I love this,though it's a long time coming

Useless president,after u must have allowed ur assassin's to go on killing spree,now u want to act the good guy.. The blood of the innocent are seeking vegance in this country

Nice work there

Am highly elated that Chelsea lost their game

God knows countries that can handle such natural climatic conditions

Am following

When I recharge I will check dis video

I just love this guy

U.S sometime hacked into Russia Top secret security,why are they now crying foul

Na results, Na dat time shït go come hold u

Of all places these kinda thing can happen,it's U.S.A, some black ppl sha.

This country will never succeed,instead it will keep retrogression because of innocent people killed in this wicked nation,the only way things will ever work is by seceeding. Don't dare quote me for saying the truth or Calamity and deadly disease will fall upon you and ur family.Nomsense

dee02:
Why are those two fools wearing trousers underneath the wrapper?
Ruined it!

I was about to say that

The song go well