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Romance / Re: Why Me by keeper1: 10:32pm On Feb 14, 2015
brito:





leave me joor, na now u remember me ?
sorry babe......i was at the war front
Literature / Re: Free N5000 For A Writer Here Every Month! Click To See How! by keeper1: 10:31pm On Feb 14, 2015
Hope i'm not too late sha



I was at the war front then





I vote for my brother cybershow((count haam o))
Romance / Re: Why Me by keeper1: 10:19pm On Feb 14, 2015
Kayoski:
stupid lie-on ..ur profile pix says it all...
roof truth-on..ur d.p says it all
Romance / Re: Why Me by keeper1: 10:17pm On Feb 14, 2015
brito:
Lolz, cheater!
**draws her near,gives her val through the '''''''you know''''''**
Romance / Why Me by keeper1: 10:05pm On Feb 14, 2015
I'm tired of livin

Imagine....nigerians girls are doing there own;mtn too dey do me

Mosquitoes too dey one side too o;nepa sori PHCN too dey do me

Lecturers na one issue too o;my gf **removes hanky to clean my tears) my gf...m-m-m-yyyy-y-my g-g-g-ff do me her own today **changes hanky,former don wet**

My gf and i don plan say we go do val in mr biggs today

I only plan to spend #700 today
Food=>500
Water=>150
Her t.fare=>50

But this girl chose to add to my wahala today


She came with 5 of her friends of which 3 just finish 44 days marathon fasting



Chai.....me and my girls just finish washing plate in exchange for the #7640 food we chop and #3560 drinks
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If Your Girlfriend Sends This To You?(pic) by keeper1: 12:38pm On Feb 09, 2015
zick19:
@keeper1 where art thou??

What are we gonna do about this valentine ish
**enters thread with a revolver**


baba..,there will be meeting tonight..,

we the 3 elders shall decide
Romance / Re: Injustice!!! Election Postponed,valentine Holds. by keeper1: 3:40pm On Feb 08, 2015
brito:




You are derailing
waaow
you must really love me


how did you know my hobby?
Romance / Re: Injustice!!! Election Postponed,valentine Holds. by keeper1: 2:59pm On Feb 08, 2015
brito:





lolz, yeye boy
**shots gun in the air..

Shoots 10 recruits angrily..**she called me a boy**.
Romance / Re: Injustice!!! Election Postponed,valentine Holds. by keeper1: 1:46pm On Feb 08, 2015
brito:







You no dey go Church?
.i love my gun..,**we are fighting 4 God too**
Romance / Re: Guys Come To My Aid Pls by keeper1: 1:44pm On Feb 08, 2015
icedbeatz:


hahahhahahha the real medical term for his new disease is CHRONIC BITTCH DEPENDENCY, and the worst I SB that many guys nowadays are suffering from this C.B.D.its a terrible cos it robs guys their happiness which is an essential part of a good living. #OperatioNoMoreBittchDependency and #BringBackOurPlayers/Guys

why is so. many guys being the ones suffering heartbreaks
hmmmmm


join my army..you'd be useful

**gets headache with his wild english....asks one of the recruits to give me gun powder solution to cool me down**
Romance / Re: 20 Reasons Why Ladies Prefer Tall Guys. by keeper1: 11:58am On Feb 08, 2015
aniagoluaustin:



guy all ds me??.. because I said d truth
**nobody messes with general keeper.,while guys like you are in the war..,you dey write how tall people eat
Romance / Re: 20 Reasons Why Ladies Prefer Tall Guys. by keeper1: 11:53am On Feb 08, 2015
**shoots the o.p mercilessly..shoots him in the head.,leg.,heart..scrotum.,head again.,heart again..,yansh**


infact


**takes o.p to firing square.,fire**

*beheads him.,bombs him..decapitates him**


**calls babalawo**
his spirit musnt escape
Romance / Re: WOW! She What A Girl In Church Is Doing To My Friend! by keeper1: 10:56am On Feb 08, 2015
O.p=>general..general keeper..please dont kill me..please

me=>**blows air into my gun hole**now,..gimme 2 reasons why i shouldnt kill you

o.p=>i can use my lie'lity to help you enter enemies teritory


me=>ENOUGH....,you are in**shoots that girl above me..shes an enemy**
Romance / Re: Which Romancelander Always Puts A Smile On Your Face by keeper1: 10:49am On Feb 08, 2015
**enters thread with grenade...missile...short gun..long gun....bomb.....knife..**hmm...,no foul play here....no sign of enemy



**walks out of thread..,shoots into the air b4 closing door**
Romance / Re: Choose One Pls! by keeper1: 10:40am On Feb 08, 2015
obitee69:



What army bruh? sad
we are WRAPPERS-HARAM....,woman wrappering must be stopped
Romance / Re: Choose One Pls! by keeper1: 10:39am On Feb 08, 2015
obitee69:



What army bruh? sad
we are WRAPPERS-HARAM....,
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birthday To Me!!!!!!!so Happy by keeper1: 10:38am On Feb 08, 2015
dstnd:
...lwkmd ...thank u sir
oh..,recruit..have you carried out the assignment i gave you?


**looks at my gun with one eye**
Romance / Re: Strange Things That Turn You On! by keeper1: 9:24am On Feb 08, 2015
5minsmadness:

**catches bullets**
You know who I be?
yay..join our army..you the type we looking for..benefit dey..


If we win the war
thats sucess for we guys
Romance / Re: Strange Things That Turn You On! by keeper1: 9:17am On Feb 08, 2015
5minsmadness:

I vote 'aye' in favour of stretch marks too, forgot that one.

@keeper1 ok but you be man wrapper cool
whaaaaaat
you call me just like that

dont you know who i be?

You know how many soldier i get?

**shoots in the air**
Romance / Re: Guys Come To My Aid Pls by keeper1: 8:59am On Feb 08, 2015
**shoots o.p in the head..,**


he used to be a chronic-acute-worst woman wrapper while he was alive
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Girl Things Every Guy Should Know About by keeper1: 8:55am On Feb 08, 2015
**sends suicide bomber to thread**
Romance / Re: Choose One Pls! by keeper1: 8:54am On Feb 08, 2015
Guy...,i'm giving you a once in a life time chance..

Join my army and lets fight this war together
Romance / Re: Strange Things That Turn You On! by keeper1: 8:52am On Feb 08, 2015
**o.p is a woman wrapper**


kingtom

do what you are known to do best

seargent
Romance / Re: Valentine Confirmed...election Postpone Be My Val. by keeper1: 8:39am On Feb 08, 2015
**o.p is a chronic woman wrapper..

Keeps him hostage for the time being...


This would be a lesson to the other guys






WAR IS COMING
Romance / Re: Injustice!!! Election Postponed,valentine Holds. by keeper1: 8:26am On Feb 08, 2015
**enters thread..,looks for brito...,she no dey.....


Looks for any sign of enemy.,non at sight....


Moves out of thread in my armour tank**



shoots into the air b4 finally going
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birthday To Me!!!!!!!so Happy by keeper1: 8:22am On Feb 08, 2015
**zick19...where are thou..

Iceberylin and kingtom**

i summon thee to the fellowship of the king
Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 5:23am On Feb 07, 2015
zick19:

yea!!!! No retreat, no surrender grin
yessss...we fight it,,,we must win it...



**go wake all the soldiers**
Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 3:02am On Feb 07, 2015
zick19:


*in hausa's voice; chisos!!!!
*speaks hausa; abuna'shashanifa So, u mean u detonated the bomb buhari just gave to me??
*calls dongari..... Butcher that motherfucker for me
remember.TODAY IS THE WAR
Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 3:01am On Feb 07, 2015
zick19:


*in hausa's voice; chisos!!!!
*speaks hausa; abuna'shashanifa So, u mean u detonated the bomb buhari just gave to me??
*calls dongari..... Butcher that motherfucker for me
Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 3:00am On Feb 07, 2015
brito:





one of reasons I don't like military men, not romantic.
i'm romantic to my gun
Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 10:05pm On Feb 06, 2015
brito:





it was ok
**kisses her in the head as she prepare to sleep**
brito=>rock me to bed baby
me=>danjuma..,oya..go to mount kilimanjaro and break a rock for me**puts the rock on her**
Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 9:59pm On Feb 06, 2015
brito:






Who? how was your day?
zick19

my day was superb..119 enemies down

only 2 went on our side


yours?

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