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Romance / Re: Why Me by keeper1: 10:32pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
brito:sorry babe......i was at the war front |
Literature / Re: Free N5000 For A Writer Here Every Month! Click To See How! by keeper1: 10:31pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
Hope i'm not too late sha I was at the war front then I vote for my brother cybershow((count haam o)) |
Romance / Re: Why Me by keeper1: 10:19pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
Kayoski:roof truth-on..ur d.p says it all |
Romance / Re: Why Me by keeper1: 10:17pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
brito:**draws her near,gives her val through the '''''''you know''''''** |
Romance / Why Me by keeper1: 10:05pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
I'm tired of livin Imagine....nigerians girls are doing there own;mtn too dey do me Mosquitoes too dey one side too o;nepa sori PHCN too dey do me Lecturers na one issue too o;my gf **removes hanky to clean my tears) my gf...m-m-m-yyyy-y-my g-g-g-ff do me her own today **changes hanky,former don wet** My gf and i don plan say we go do val in mr biggs today I only plan to spend #700 today Food=>500 Water=>150 Her t.fare=>50 But this girl chose to add to my wahala today She came with 5 of her friends of which 3 just finish 44 days marathon fasting Chai.....me and my girls just finish washing plate in exchange for the #7640 food we chop and #3560 drinks |
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If Your Girlfriend Sends This To You?(pic) by keeper1: 12:38pm On Feb 09, 2015 |
zick19:**enters thread with a revolver** baba..,there will be meeting tonight.., we the 3 elders shall decide |
Romance / Re: Injustice!!! Election Postponed,valentine Holds. by keeper1: 3:40pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Romance / Re: Injustice!!! Election Postponed,valentine Holds. by keeper1: 2:59pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Romance / Re: Injustice!!! Election Postponed,valentine Holds. by keeper1: 1:46pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
brito:.i love my gun..,**we are fighting 4 God too** |
Romance / Re: Guys Come To My Aid Pls by keeper1: 1:44pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
icedbeatz:hmmmmm join my army..you'd be useful **gets headache with his wild english....asks one of the recruits to give me gun powder solution to cool me down** |
Romance / Re: 20 Reasons Why Ladies Prefer Tall Guys. by keeper1: 11:58am On Feb 08, 2015 |
aniagoluaustin:**nobody messes with general keeper.,while guys like you are in the war..,you dey write how tall people eat |
Romance / Re: 20 Reasons Why Ladies Prefer Tall Guys. by keeper1: 11:53am On Feb 08, 2015 |
**shoots the o.p mercilessly..shoots him in the head.,leg.,heart..scrotum.,head again.,heart again..,yansh** infact **takes o.p to firing square.,fire** *beheads him.,bombs him..decapitates him** **calls babalawo** his spirit musnt escape |
Romance / Re: WOW! She What A Girl In Church Is Doing To My Friend! by keeper1: 10:56am On Feb 08, 2015 |
O.p=>general..general keeper..please dont kill me..please me=>**blows air into my gun hole**now,..gimme 2 reasons why i shouldnt kill you o.p=>i can use my lie'lity to help you enter enemies teritory me=>ENOUGH....,you are in**shoots that girl above me..shes an enemy** |
Romance / Re: Which Romancelander Always Puts A Smile On Your Face by keeper1: 10:49am On Feb 08, 2015 |
**enters thread with grenade...missile...short gun..long gun....bomb.....knife..**hmm...,no foul play here....no sign of enemy **walks out of thread..,shoots into the air b4 closing door** |
Romance / Re: Choose One Pls! by keeper1: 10:40am On Feb 08, 2015 |
obitee69:we are WRAPPERS-HARAM....,woman wrappering must be stopped |
Romance / Re: Choose One Pls! by keeper1: 10:39am On Feb 08, 2015 |
obitee69:we are WRAPPERS-HARAM...., |
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birthday To Me!!!!!!!so Happy by keeper1: 10:38am On Feb 08, 2015 |
dstnd:oh..,recruit..have you carried out the assignment i gave you? **looks at my gun with one eye** |
Romance / Re: Strange Things That Turn You On! by keeper1: 9:24am On Feb 08, 2015 |
5minsmadness:yay..join our army..you the type we looking for..benefit dey.. If we win the war thats sucess for we guys |
Romance / Re: Strange Things That Turn You On! by keeper1: 9:17am On Feb 08, 2015 |
5minsmadness:whaaaaaat you call me just like that dont you know who i be? You know how many soldier i get? **shoots in the air** |
Romance / Re: Guys Come To My Aid Pls by keeper1: 8:59am On Feb 08, 2015 |
**shoots o.p in the head..,** he used to be a chronic-acute-worst woman wrapper while he was alive |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Girl Things Every Guy Should Know About by keeper1: 8:55am On Feb 08, 2015 |
**sends suicide bomber to thread** |
Romance / Re: Choose One Pls! by keeper1: 8:54am On Feb 08, 2015 |
Guy...,i'm giving you a once in a life time chance.. Join my army and lets fight this war together |
Romance / Re: Strange Things That Turn You On! by keeper1: 8:52am On Feb 08, 2015 |
**o.p is a woman wrapper** kingtom do what you are known to do best seargent |
Romance / Re: Valentine Confirmed...election Postpone Be My Val. by keeper1: 8:39am On Feb 08, 2015 |
**o.p is a chronic woman wrapper.. Keeps him hostage for the time being... This would be a lesson to the other guys WAR IS COMING |
Romance / Re: Injustice!!! Election Postponed,valentine Holds. by keeper1: 8:26am On Feb 08, 2015 |
**enters thread..,looks for brito...,she no dey..... Looks for any sign of enemy.,non at sight.... Moves out of thread in my armour tank** shoots into the air b4 finally going |
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birthday To Me!!!!!!!so Happy by keeper1: 8:22am On Feb 08, 2015 |
**zick19...where are thou.. Iceberylin and kingtom** i summon thee to the fellowship of the king |
Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 5:23am On Feb 07, 2015 |
zick19:yessss...we fight it,,,we must win it... **go wake all the soldiers** |
Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 3:02am On Feb 07, 2015 |
zick19:remember.TODAY IS THE WAR |
Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 3:01am On Feb 07, 2015 |
zick19: |
Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 3:00am On Feb 07, 2015 |
brito:i'm romantic to my gun |
Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 10:05pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
brito:**kisses her in the head as she prepare to sleep** brito=>rock me to bed baby me=>danjuma..,oya..go to mount kilimanjaro and break a rock for me**puts the rock on her** |
Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 9:59pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
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