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zick19:
Hope I've nt pass my boundary sha?

na blue my papa dey always wear while in service.,
no offense offended

zick19:
bro talk true, ur pman is a police?

yay







but;retired

**enters thread with my orijin mixed with gegemu**brito ..come see.'beware of this guys o.,**my daddy is a police man.,no foul saying**

zick19:
At ur service sir!!!!!! what should i do for the fothermoher??

hey




Where have you been since



I thought you ve been gone with the war??

brito:
you need help

hmm...actually...yes and no....


Who the hell get this thread...we have succeded in derailing it........



Thats one talent,you know

brito:
kul, I refuse to talk about bossom,,,you don spoil

huh spoil


At the sight of your personnal text,i shiver


I refuse to look at it again


**grabs phone to call zick19**

brito:
How are you doing? I hope you didn't spend too much cos its not worth it.

i'm doing good.......spend ke........i drank craze bossom?......how was your day?

brito:
leave me joor, na now u remember me ?

sorry babe......i was at the war front

Kayoski:
stupid lie-on ..ur profile pix says it all...

roof truth-on..ur d.p says it all

brito:
Lolz, cheater!

**draws her near,gives her val through the '''''''you know''''''**

I'm tired of livin

Imagine....nigerians girls are doing there own;mtn too dey do me

Mosquitoes too dey one side too o;nepa sori PHCN too dey do me

Lecturers na one issue too o;my gf **removes hanky to clean my tears) my gf...m-m-m-yyyy-y-my g-g-g-ff do me her own today **changes hanky,former don wet**

My gf and i don plan say we go do val in mr biggs today

I only plan to spend #700 today
Food=>500
Water=>150
Her t.fare=>50

But this girl chose to add to my wahala today


She came with 5 of her friends of which 3 just finish 44 days marathon fasting



Chai.....me and my girls just finish washing plate in exchange for the #7640 food we chop and #3560 drinks

zick19:
@keeper1 where art thou??

What are we gonna do about this valentine ish

**enters thread with a revolver**


baba..,there will be meeting tonight..,

we the 3 elders shall decide

brito:
You are derailing

waaow
you must really love me


how did you know my hobby?

brito:
lolz, yeye boy

**shots gun in the air..

Shoots 10 recruits angrily..**she called me a boy**.

brito:
You no dey go Church?

.i love my gun..,**we are fighting 4 God too**

icedbeatz:
hahahhahahha the real medical term for his new disease is CHRONIC BITTCH DEPENDENCY, and the worst I SB that many guys nowadays are suffering from this C.B.D.its a terrible cos it robs guys their happiness which is an essential part of a good living. #OperatioNoMoreBittchDependency and #BringBackOurPlayers/Guys

why is so. many guys being the ones suffering heartbreaks

hmmmmm


join my army..you'd be useful

**gets headache with his wild english....asks one of the recruits to give me gun powder solution to cool me down**

aniagoluaustin:
guy all ds me??.. because I said d truth

**nobody messes with general keeper.,while guys like you are in the war..,you dey write how tall people eat

**shoots the o.p mercilessly..shoots him in the head.,leg.,heart..scrotum.,head again.,heart again..,yansh**


infact


**takes o.p to firing square.,fire**

*beheads him.,bombs him..decapitates him**


**calls babalawo**
his spirit musnt escape

O.p=>general..general keeper..please dont kill me..please

me=>**blows air into my gun hole**now,..gimme 2 reasons why i shouldnt kill you

o.p=>i can use my lie'lity to help you enter enemies teritory


me=>ENOUGH....,you are in**shoots that girl above me..shes an enemy**

**enters thread with grenade...missile...short gun..long gun....bomb.....knife..**hmm...,no foul play here....no sign of enemy



**walks out of thread..,shoots into the air b4 closing door**

obitee69:
What army bruh?

we are WRAPPERS-HARAM....,woman wrappering must be stopped

obitee69:
What army bruh?

we are WRAPPERS-HARAM....,

dstnd:
...lwkmd ...thank u sir

oh..,recruit..have you carried out the assignment i gave you?


**looks at my gun with one eye**

5minsmadness:
**catches bullets**
You know who I be?

yay..join our army..you the type we looking for..benefit dey..


If we win the war
thats sucess for we guys

5minsmadness:
I vote 'aye' in favour of stretch marks too, forgot that one.

@keeper1 ok but you be man wrapper

whaaaaaat
you call me just like that

dont you know who i be?

You know how many soldier i get?

**shoots in the air**

**shoots o.p in the head..,**


he used to be a chronic-acute-worst woman wrapper while he was alive

**sends suicide bomber to thread**

Guy...,i'm giving you a once in a life time chance..

Join my army and lets fight this war together

**o.p is a woman wrapper**


kingtom

do what you are known to do best

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