MrFinbarr:
So, that's a wrap guys.
Na wettin boredom dey cause.
Hope you enjoy the view.

If you've got questions, advice/suggestions, I'm right here. Let's cure boredom.

I must confess sir, I love the way you take care of this car, I don't have a car yet but you're gingering me to get one soon.

alexistaiwo:
I am trying to break this unhealthy movie watching habit.


I will watch the opening twenty minutes, go and read the entire plot on Wikipedia then abandon the movie for three months till the plot I read is no longer fresh in memory.



Do this shiit every time and can't seem to stop it.

Thank God I'm not the only one on this table... I even read the plots many a times before watching the movie.

nonny1212:
is there a clear version at the moment?

Yea,

Adebaba1:
Madness within 7/10
6 underground 9/10....ryan reynolds na confirm actor abeg

is there any movie that Ryan Reynolds hasn't used the word/phrase "go go go go go go"?

���

tojahh:


See how you mention my name alongside chairman adex. You come leave Odogwu Izzuo, Otumba Fabian, Pope himself, buynowautos. Abeg I no fit type again. Like this I dey hold up for ikorodu road.

Meanwhile as you serve the Nation, develop yourself and look beyond ehailing, get the needed skills, acquire certificates on courses that will enhance your chances and make way for you. If you don have the finance.... Learn a trade while you serve. Me self might not be here by the time you'll finish your device to mentor you, but stay with the advice I gave.


Hope you obey the clarion call in total honesty. God bless you

Twale for you sir.

I shall take to your advice sir.

Crvrider:

No you didn't, you left the last 'z' out.

thanks so much sir

Good morning Sirs in here...

I must confess I've gained a lot from seniors here as per the hustle. May God bless us all.

I'm a young graduate looking forward to serve in Ibadan, Oyo State...

I just want to use this medium to register my presence here as an ardent follower who has been following this thread for almost a year now, who wishes to enter the business sooner or later.

To my oga cooladex, tojahh and those with weird monikers I can't spell, God bless you all as you share your experiences here.

I hope you guys will accept to be my mentor as I really look up to you guys.


oga gazzuzz, I loyal o,I hope I got that right though

Good morning.
I have a 64bit Core i3 hp which I've been trying to install Autodesk Inventor 2017 on for a while now but it's not installing.

What could be the cause and any recommendation?

Thanks

IamZod:
Its far o.. Thank you. Are you a student there?.
If it's possible to get your contact too, i would really appreciate.

Yes, I'm a student there. 07084977428

IamZod:
Good morning bro. This is Zod from the other thread.
Please i would like to get info on UniIlorin post graduate program. I want to know if the forms are out and I'm interested in MBA regular.
Please i would really appreciate your assistance.

The form will be out by September as I heard sir.

itsmolep:
has he/she reported to the sch authority?

it's been solved already bro

thank you

pls fellows,has anyone been cleared yet?
cos a cousin of mine clearance status menu is BLANK
Is Anyone having a similar problem?

08095387250

color=#990000] I wouldn't know if similar thread has been created b4.As such,this isn't anyhow related or a replica of another thread as this is intended to be fun



I don't know the appropriate thread to put this up but it will do just fine here



P.S(in advance)I'm not a writer,as such, grammatical error is inevitable





Once or twice in the course of our journey in life.,everyone of us has tried and sometimes successfully stole food from the cooking pot while on fire.These ranges from meat,a spoon of rice,ponmo or yam.Of course,all this is unethical as it's being classified as a form of stealing and parents take adequate measures in curbing this general behavioural characteristics of their wards. this reminds me of my neighbour who always left d spoon on the pot after carefully analysing and calculating d angle the spoon subtends with the pot. Trust my neighbour's children,they have their instrument such has protractor,theodolite and a tape rule just to get off the notch in a successful mision.






Much being said....I have numerous experiences but just going to share d one that happened to me few hours ago and a Friend's.






I'm so in love with beans(without any ingredient being added self,I deh chop ham) from d bottom of my heart to d extent that i cherish anything that has beans in it..I visited my aunt yesterday evening and it happened that d woman was parboiling beans to b cooked the following morning.After gisting with her for hours,i decided to visit d toilet after being pressed and i had to fetch water in d kitchen wen i perceived dis SMELL whispering to me "open d pot na,just open"..oh my.,a war erupted between my brain,mind and hand(BATTLE OF THE THREE ARMIES)which HAND later gained d upper hand....behold,i opened the lid carefully after making sure dat no one was watching.ofcourse,i had a failed mission when i decided to use my NAKED hand to pick beans from the hot pot,in respond to reflex,i let go of d lid in my other hand n dat disastrous-dreaded sound was made as a result of the collision of the lid wit d tiles....,i felt like d ground should open and swallow me when after 6 seconds,i saw my aunt shaking her head like agama as i'm too big to be beaten..i wonder wat would have been going on in her mind then..








The other experience happened to a friend while we were in j.s.s.1...the poor boy used his mouth directly to have a taste of pounded yam in the mortal..only to hear ''egbami o,egbami o.,imu mi n jonaa.,o n romi o'' meaning ''help,help...my nose is burning.,its paining''.....trust students na..,we named him..''IYAN N BOMU'' meaning..''YAM PEEL HIN NOSE''.....make i rest here






it would really be fun if u guys share ur experiences too[/color]





cc:lalasticlalaamala (my teeth o)..

08095387250

i don't knw if similar thread has been created b4.As such,this is nt anyhw related or a replica of anoda thread as dis is suppose to b fun



i dnt knw d appropriate thread to put dis up bt it wil do just fine here



P.S(in advance)i'm nt a writer n hv it in mind dat dia wil be grammatical error as am nt a grammarian





Once or twice in the course of our journey in life.,everyone of us has tried and successful stole food from the cooking pot while on fire.These ranges from meat,a spoon of rice,ponmo or yam.Of course,all this is unethical as it's being classified as a form of stealing and parents take adequate measure in curbing this general behavioural characteristics of their wards.this reminds me of my neighbour who always left d spoon on the pot after carefully analysing and calculating d angle substended with the pot.Trust my neighbour's children,they have their instrument such has potractor and a taperule just to get off the notch in a successful mission.






Much being said....i have numerous experience but just going to share d one dat happened to me few hours ago and a friend's.






I happen to love beans(without any ingredient being added self) from d bottom of my heart to d extent dat i cherish anything that has beans in it..I visited my aunt yesterday evening and it happened dat d woman was parboiling beans to b cooked this morning.After gisting with her for hours,i decided to visit d toilet after being pressed and i had to fetch water in d kitchen wen i perceived dis SMELL whispering to me "open d pot na"..oh my.,a war erupted between my brain,mind and hand(BATTLE OF THE THREE ARMIES)which HAND later gained d upper hand....behold,i opened the lid carefully after making sure dat no one was watching.ofcourse,i had a failed mission as i decided to use my NAKED hand to pick beans from the hot pot,in respond to reflex,i let go of d lid in my other hand n dat disastrous-dreaded sound was made as a result of the collision wit d tiles....,i felt like d ground should open and swallow me when after 6 seconds,i saw my aunt shaking her head like agama as am too big to be beaten..i wonder wat will be going on in her mind nw...








The other experience happened to a friend while we were in j.s.s.1...the poor boy used his mouth directly to have a taste of pounded yam in the mortal..only to hear ''egbami o,egbami o.,imu mi n jonaa.,o n romi o'' meaning ''help,help...my nose is burning.,its paining''.....trust students na..,we named him..''IYAN N BOMU'' meaning..''YAM PEEL HIN NOSE''.....make i rest here






it would really be fun if u guys share ur experiences too





cc:lalasticlala (my teeth o)..

Kingtom

vizkiz
tosyne2much

those i don't knw hw to spell their names

tranSNAKERs:age of extinction

**enters thread amidst applauds.**

Oh..tank you,tank you,obrigado,gracias,sidaponia,sanponia,myopian,i rank you


**collects mc from the M.C=vizkiz



Me=>i want to use this opportunity to fisrt of all thank God for making today come through...i'd also like to thank the dignitries..in persons of.....the chairman=rattlesnake...father of the day=iceberylin...mother of the day=brito....speaker representing the U.G.A.N at the international level==Mrcork...the secretary=tosyne2much...to mention view(we shall publish the name of thr excos tomrrw)





I once again welcome you to the launching of the R.U.G.A.N(ROMANCELANDERS UGLY GUYS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA)..i take solace in happily yhank you all for your supports towards making today a day to remember..the aim and objective of this association would be addressed tomrrw...thanks

oyin17:





where are your armed men? you forget me

**crying.,wailing profusely while eating my finger**..,they are all dead.,we lost the war..


But i'm stil training my armies sha...THE Armed U.G.A.Ns

Invitation! Invitation!! Invitation!!!

We the U.G.A.N(ugly guys association of nairaland)hereby uses this opportunity to invite you as the chairman of our UGAN day

we are pleased with you due to the review of your previous achievement in your discipline of ugliness



signed by the secretary=zick19

father of the day=valmuich

**dusts biro since it hasn't bein used for quite sumtym nw**..




U'al agree wit me dat dia are ugly peeps


wen i say ugly..,not dat typ of uglines dat can b cover-up by make-ups..



Dis type of uglines isnt frm dis world...ugly pple sumtyms or often wish deh are a little fairer(talkin frm experience)



bt nw.,we hv cm up wit a way to make dis peeps hapi by givin them(us) sum advantages of being ugly


sit tight n use ur sit belt as we ride on wit gear 106




1=>you wil be noticed==maka.,dis is self explanatory..,wu wudnt knw dat blck guy wit potruded-chisel-like teeth...,he wil hav dis aura of atrctin pple cus of his luks..,wu wudnt luk at him twice?...

My frnd gf's teeth onces got trapped in his potruded teeth after kissin..,b4 we knew it....,pple started calin him ''de trapper''




2=>audited for advertisement==a ugly guy wud b easily audited for any advertisement....,results shows dat pple are tired of seein fine face often...,deh wanna see sumtin weird n ugly dudes are d right ans..




3=>u easily bcum a movie star==a ugly guy interested in acting wd easily pave n make his name....,fine pple rush for d role of being a lover boy.,pastor..,m.d..,father...mother in a movie..,bt ugly pple wd b casted to act ..satan..,devil..,babalawo..,arm robber.,n dia are limited no. of ugly peeps to act d unlimited act to be acted limitedly




4=>limited spendin of money==no nid to buy make up or fine cloth since it makes us uglier



5=>respect=pple wd be afraid to tlk to u any how..,ds wd create awarenes n u wil b respected...


Who wants to interact wit d devil-look-alike?

Astronauts will sleep their way to Mars


Abuja - It may sound like an idea straight out of a sci-fi movie but scientists are actually considering putting astronauts into capsules and placing them in coma-like deep sleep for six months while they travel to Mars.

According to NASA, the deep sleep, also called human stasis, torpor or therapeutic hypothermia, greatly reduces metabolic processes in the human body. It became more commonly used as a medical procedure in the 1990s, specifically to manage patients affected by traumatic brain injury, stroke and cardiac arrest, NCBI (National Centre for Biotechnology Information) states.

Why place astronauts in hibernation?

The study, backed by NASA, is exploring the idea as a way of cutting the cost of a Mars expedition. Astronauts under torpor would require significantly less food and water. The study estimates that the ship would carry a third of the cargo usually required. Because the astronauts are asleep, the space shuttle also wouldn’t require expensive amenities such as exercise equipment and a galley, Discovery News states. Also, the ship would not need to be pressurised or have artificially created gravity.

How is stasis induced?

To place the astronauts in human stasis, a tube is inserted into their nose. The tube, connected to a pump, transports a cold substance into the body to reduce the body temperature, Research and Innovation writes. The body is cooled internally as external cooling can cause damage to bodily tissue. Once the temperature is cooled to about 31 to 33°C (approximately 4 -6 degrees lower than normal), it is maintained for the duration of the journey. This process usually takes about four hours, according to the Pennsylvania Centre of Resuscitation Science. To wake the astronauts up, the temperature is slowly increased at approximately 0.5 degrees per hour.

What will happen while they travel?

Astronauts would be placed into specialised capsules that are heavily shielded against radiation. Their health would be monitored by a computer system, connected to the capsule. The computer system would monitor the astronauts’ nutrition levels, feeding them intravenously when required, Space.com explains.

Because the astronauts are not awake, their mental health will not deteriorate. In normal space missions, NASA psychiatrists monitor the mental health of astronauts in-flight via video conferencing technology due to the high risk of depression and feelings of isolation, Space Safety Magazine states.

One design for the space ship includes spinning capsules which, in the low-gravity environment, would assist in reducing the loss of bone and muscle in astronauts. Another way of reducing muscle atrophy would involve stimulation by transmitting low-level electrical impulses to the muscles, the SpaceWorks study states.

Wouldn’t this be dangerous for the astronauts?

According to Discovery News, to date patients have only been kept in stasis for the duration of one week. The Pennsylvania Centre for Resuscitation Science indicates that stasis can have a number of negative side effects such as irregular blood glucose levels (levels that are either too high or too low) and cardiac arrhythmia. If the computer malfunctioned or there were any other problems on board, the astronauts would have higher risk of dying than if they were conscious. Scientists involved plan to conduct more research to identify whether prolonged states of torpor are viable and how health risks and other negative outcomes can be minimised.

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richommie:
I still remember dt time I dey secondary school.

I dey get 50position...every term..

even ma name come turn to 50cent..d person dey get 49th..sef come dey advice me.

he be like"bros dey read ur book..ur own case serious ooo"

**falls down 4rm iroko tree..,con land my worwor face on cow poo**

richommie:




my own ugliness no be for nl at all.
even satan dey reject me..he talk ..ma face na im worst nightmare.
I dey fear to dey approach gals. .but base on how d matter be..(ma no talk sha)
..e get dis fyn bae wey dey my department...oh men..she carry front and back ..come package join. .she fine die...and me ugly die.
..I go approach dis bae... ..but before I go...I first go reason wit my guys em...my guys dem come dey hail..me...dey tell me say...(guy dis babe go accept u)
only dis ur nike canvas...go make her die for u..
my head come dey swell..
I come mumu..carry ma "worwor face" go approach her...as un_coded guy wey I be...
I come close to am ..come begin.."hello baby"...
my answer ...come wit slap.

no be even d slap pain me...wetin pain me pass be say.."dis qirl slap me finish..come buy satchet water..dey wash her hand.
one of her frnd come ask. . .wit der oyibo phonetics
"Jessica wotcha doin wit dis"

she come say"OMG DURH!!! I slapped dis orangutan...Omg..he's so disqustin. . .am scared of virus..gosh..ebola is real.

for wey I.dey ..I.won begin cry... ...
well it's not easy to be ugly.
am proud of it
#team ugly
#YOLO

dnt mind dem gals jorh..,dy hv 4goten we are fearfuly made...,ugly guys rock

[quote author=brito post=32203552][/quote]**kingtom..,pls help me kiss her in my instead..,at least..u are ugly in a beautiful way**

brito:







You no try at all, na which gathering be this sef?

oh..,i forgot 2 introduce u to my family..



My fellow ugly dudes,dis is my wife(jst greet her.,dnt shw ur faces o lest she wd b scared)

brito:







I didn't miss you that much. How have you been?

i'm gud..,

yea.,i didnt gv u missd cals..,rather..,na recievd cals

Fulaboy:
I finally find our house proud to be home

o ye prodigal son..,i'm glad u hv returned...,i'm proud of u