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Lord of the Rings. Directed by Peter Jackson.

NairalandAngel:
To register a business name go to this site, www.services.cac.gov.ng

it's not connecting sir

HarunaWest:
Depends if you want an enterprise or limited liability.

I want an enterprise sir

Muyiwaipere:
1)70k 2) 2 weeks 3)DM me

I've mailed you sir.

Good evening wonderful people.

I intend to register my business( Shoe and banging making) under C.A.C and I'd love to to have some basic information from people who have done it recently.

These information include

1. How much do one need?
2. How long does it take?
3. Some other information you think I'd need

thanks so much as I anticipate responses from you wonderful people

PS
I stay in Oyo State.

I haven't made it so far, but I know I am getting there.


I entered University in year 2014 to study an engineering course. I was working at a bakery then as side hustle to finance my education together with help from family.

in the year 2015 when we had our first semester break which usually lasts for just 2 weeks there about, I used to that period to learn the art of shoemaking. so to say, I spent just 2 weeks there ( thanks to my boss who taught me the basis)

Fast forward to 2019, August to be precise, I told my babe(a nairalander too) jokingly that I once learnt shoe making a few years back but she didn't believe; To make her believe, she dropped ₦500 and we went to the market to get some materials and I made a female pam slippers for her( it wasn't that nice but she appreciated it). Since then, we've been practising on different designs and we were getting better as the days go by.

Fast forward to February 1st to be precise, we're serving in Oyo State and we launched our small firm. We started making pams and sandals for our fellow corp members; I working essentially on the male part and she on the female. With time, we're making our name and extended our services to other people.in different strata of life.

Fast forward to yesterday, June 10, we tried our hands on simple female bag making and we realised it came out good, and we joined it with the pams and sandals we're doing.



We're not there yet but I know we're getting there.

I'm just using this medium to implore our youth to explore the handcraft aspect of the economy no matter how dirty/small/low-income it seems to be. Being your own boss can is second to none no matter the meagre amount you think you're earning.


make una pardon my incoherent use of words, I hope I passed my message.

Legolas- Lord of the rings

MrFinbarr:
So, that's a wrap guys.
Na wettin boredom dey cause.
Hope you enjoy the view.

If you've got questions, advice/suggestions, I'm right here. Let's cure boredom.

I must confess sir, I love the way you take care of this car, I don't have a car yet but you're gingering me to get one soon.

alexistaiwo:
I am trying to break this unhealthy movie watching habit.


I will watch the opening twenty minutes, go and read the entire plot on Wikipedia then abandon the movie for three months till the plot I read is no longer fresh in memory.



Do this shiit every time and can't seem to stop it.

Thank God I'm not the only one on this table... I even read the plots many a times before watching the movie.

nonny1212:
is there a clear version at the moment?

Yea,

Adebaba1:
Madness within 7/10
6 underground 9/10....ryan reynolds na confirm actor abeg

is there any movie that Ryan Reynolds hasn't used the word/phrase "go go go go go go"?

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tojahh:
See how you mention my name alongside chairman adex. You come leave Odogwu Izzuo, Otumba Fabian, Pope himself, buynowautos. Abeg I no fit type again. Like this I dey hold up for ikorodu road.

Meanwhile as you serve the Nation, develop yourself and look beyond ehailing, get the needed skills, acquire certificates on courses that will enhance your chances and make way for you. If you don have the finance.... Learn a trade while you serve. Me self might not be here by the time you'll finish your device to mentor you, but stay with the advice I gave.


Hope you obey the clarion call in total honesty. God bless you

Twale for you sir.

I shall take to your advice sir.

Crvrider:
No you didn't, you left the last 'z' out.

thanks so much sir

Good morning Sirs in here...

I must confess I've gained a lot from seniors here as per the hustle. May God bless us all.

I'm a young graduate looking forward to serve in Ibadan, Oyo State...

I just want to use this medium to register my presence here as an ardent follower who has been following this thread for almost a year now, who wishes to enter the business sooner or later.

To my oga cooladex, tojahh and those with weird monikers I can't spell, God bless you all as you share your experiences here.

I hope you guys will accept to be my mentor as I really look up to you guys.


oga gazzuzz, I loyal o,I hope I got that right though

Good morning.
I have a 64bit Core i3 hp which I've been trying to install Autodesk Inventor 2017 on for a while now but it's not installing.

What could be the cause and any recommendation?

Thanks

IamZod:
Its far o.. Thank you. Are you a student there?.
If it's possible to get your contact too, i would really appreciate.

Yes, I'm a student there. 07084977428

IamZod:
Good morning bro. This is Zod from the other thread.
Please i would like to get info on UniIlorin post graduate program. I want to know if the forms are out and I'm interested in MBA regular.
Please i would really appreciate your assistance.

The form will be out by September as I heard sir.

itsmolep:
has he/she reported to the sch authority?

it's been solved already bro

thank you

pls fellows,has anyone been cleared yet?
cos a cousin of mine clearance status menu is BLANK
Is Anyone having a similar problem?

08095387250

color=#990000] I wouldn't know if similar thread has been created b4.As such,this isn't anyhow related or a replica of another thread as this is intended to be fun



I don't know the appropriate thread to put this up but it will do just fine here



P.S(in advance)I'm not a writer,as such, grammatical error is inevitable





Once or twice in the course of our journey in life.,everyone of us has tried and sometimes successfully stole food from the cooking pot while on fire.These ranges from meat,a spoon of rice,ponmo or yam.Of course,all this is unethical as it's being classified as a form of stealing and parents take adequate measures in curbing this general behavioural characteristics of their wards. this reminds me of my neighbour who always left d spoon on the pot after carefully analysing and calculating d angle the spoon subtends with the pot. Trust my neighbour's children,they have their instrument such has protractor,theodolite and a tape rule just to get off the notch in a successful mision.






Much being said....I have numerous experiences but just going to share d one that happened to me few hours ago and a Friend's.






I'm so in love with beans(without any ingredient being added self,I deh chop ham) from d bottom of my heart to d extent that i cherish anything that has beans in it..I visited my aunt yesterday evening and it happened that d woman was parboiling beans to b cooked the following morning.After gisting with her for hours,i decided to visit d toilet after being pressed and i had to fetch water in d kitchen wen i perceived dis SMELL whispering to me "open d pot na,just open"..oh my.,a war erupted between my brain,mind and hand(BATTLE OF THE THREE ARMIES)which HAND later gained d upper hand....behold,i opened the lid carefully after making sure dat no one was watching.ofcourse,i had a failed mission when i decided to use my NAKED hand to pick beans from the hot pot,in respond to reflex,i let go of d lid in my other hand n dat disastrous-dreaded sound was made as a result of the collision of the lid wit d tiles....,i felt like d ground should open and swallow me when after 6 seconds,i saw my aunt shaking her head like agama as i'm too big to be beaten..i wonder wat would have been going on in her mind then..








The other experience happened to a friend while we were in j.s.s.1...the poor boy used his mouth directly to have a taste of pounded yam in the mortal..only to hear ''egbami o,egbami o.,imu mi n jonaa.,o n romi o'' meaning ''help,help...my nose is burning.,its paining''.....trust students na..,we named him..''IYAN N BOMU'' meaning..''YAM PEEL HIN NOSE''.....make i rest here






it would really be fun if u guys share ur experiences too[/color]





cc:lalasticlalaamala (my teeth o)..

08095387250

i don't knw if similar thread has been created b4.As such,this is nt anyhw related or a replica of anoda thread as dis is suppose to b fun



i dnt knw d appropriate thread to put dis up bt it wil do just fine here



P.S(in advance)i'm nt a writer n hv it in mind dat dia wil be grammatical error as am nt a grammarian





Once or twice in the course of our journey in life.,everyone of us has tried and successful stole food from the cooking pot while on fire.These ranges from meat,a spoon of rice,ponmo or yam.Of course,all this is unethical as it's being classified as a form of stealing and parents take adequate measure in curbing this general behavioural characteristics of their wards.this reminds me of my neighbour who always left d spoon on the pot after carefully analysing and calculating d angle substended with the pot.Trust my neighbour's children,they have their instrument such has potractor and a taperule just to get off the notch in a successful mission.






Much being said....i have numerous experience but just going to share d one dat happened to me few hours ago and a friend's.






I happen to love beans(without any ingredient being added self) from d bottom of my heart to d extent dat i cherish anything that has beans in it..I visited my aunt yesterday evening and it happened dat d woman was parboiling beans to b cooked this morning.After gisting with her for hours,i decided to visit d toilet after being pressed and i had to fetch water in d kitchen wen i perceived dis SMELL whispering to me "open d pot na"..oh my.,a war erupted between my brain,mind and hand(BATTLE OF THE THREE ARMIES)which HAND later gained d upper hand....behold,i opened the lid carefully after making sure dat no one was watching.ofcourse,i had a failed mission as i decided to use my NAKED hand to pick beans from the hot pot,in respond to reflex,i let go of d lid in my other hand n dat disastrous-dreaded sound was made as a result of the collision wit d tiles....,i felt like d ground should open and swallow me when after 6 seconds,i saw my aunt shaking her head like agama as am too big to be beaten..i wonder wat will be going on in her mind nw...








The other experience happened to a friend while we were in j.s.s.1...the poor boy used his mouth directly to have a taste of pounded yam in the mortal..only to hear ''egbami o,egbami o.,imu mi n jonaa.,o n romi o'' meaning ''help,help...my nose is burning.,its paining''.....trust students na..,we named him..''IYAN N BOMU'' meaning..''YAM PEEL HIN NOSE''.....make i rest here






it would really be fun if u guys share ur experiences too





cc:lalasticlala (my teeth o)..

Kingtom

vizkiz
tosyne2much

those i don't knw hw to spell their names

tranSNAKERs:age of extinction

**enters thread amidst applauds.**

Oh..tank you,tank you,obrigado,gracias,sidaponia,sanponia,myopian,i rank you


**collects mc from the M.C=vizkiz



Me=>i want to use this opportunity to fisrt of all thank God for making today come through...i'd also like to thank the dignitries..in persons of.....the chairman=rattlesnake...father of the day=iceberylin...mother of the day=brito....speaker representing the U.G.A.N at the international level==Mrcork...the secretary=tosyne2much...to mention view(we shall publish the name of thr excos tomrrw)





I once again welcome you to the launching of the R.U.G.A.N(ROMANCELANDERS UGLY GUYS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA)..i take solace in happily yhank you all for your supports towards making today a day to remember..the aim and objective of this association would be addressed tomrrw...thanks

oyin17:
where are your armed men? you forget me

**crying.,wailing profusely while eating my finger**..,they are all dead.,we lost the war..


But i'm stil training my armies sha...THE Armed U.G.A.Ns

Invitation! Invitation!! Invitation!!!

We the U.G.A.N(ugly guys association of nairaland)hereby uses this opportunity to invite you as the chairman of our UGAN day

we are pleased with you due to the review of your previous achievement in your discipline of ugliness



signed by the secretary=zick19

father of the day=valmuich

**dusts biro since it hasn't bein used for quite sumtym nw**..




U'al agree wit me dat dia are ugly peeps


wen i say ugly..,not dat typ of uglines dat can b cover-up by make-ups..



Dis type of uglines isnt frm dis world...ugly pple sumtyms or often wish deh are a little fairer(talkin frm experience)



bt nw.,we hv cm up wit a way to make dis peeps hapi by givin them(us) sum advantages of being ugly


sit tight n use ur sit belt as we ride on wit gear 106




1=>you wil be noticed==maka.,dis is self explanatory..,wu wudnt knw dat blck guy wit potruded-chisel-like teeth...,he wil hav dis aura of atrctin pple cus of his luks..,wu wudnt luk at him twice?...

My frnd gf's teeth onces got trapped in his potruded teeth after kissin..,b4 we knew it....,pple started calin him ''de trapper''




2=>audited for advertisement==a ugly guy wud b easily audited for any advertisement....,results shows dat pple are tired of seein fine face often...,deh wanna see sumtin weird n ugly dudes are d right ans..




3=>u easily bcum a movie star==a ugly guy interested in acting wd easily pave n make his name....,fine pple rush for d role of being a lover boy.,pastor..,m.d..,father...mother in a movie..,bt ugly pple wd b casted to act ..satan..,devil..,babalawo..,arm robber.,n dia are limited no. of ugly peeps to act d unlimited act to be acted limitedly




4=>limited spendin of money==no nid to buy make up or fine cloth since it makes us uglier



5=>respect=pple wd be afraid to tlk to u any how..,ds wd create awarenes n u wil b respected...


Who wants to interact wit d devil-look-alike?