valmunich:

Lmao. . .

You ain't gotta hide. . . Be proud of who you're

bt ppl wil say i hv pride na

brito:







where you hide since?

oooh beeebee...,

went 4 a failed plastic surgery

dharay99:
keeper1 & valmunich,



Tell d truth o,


Una ugly reach dez two...

valmunich.,how did dis guy get our pics**hidding unda banana tree

valmunich:

How

You mind expatiating?

yea..do evrytin in d dark.,tost her in d dark..,meet her in d dark..,do d doable in d dark...,all in d dark(in d evenin)..

Bt u nid to work wit nepa also

valmunich:

It's a pity bro. . . At least you're better of, I've not known what it's like to have a girlfriend talk more of kissing '

mayb u shld work in d dark nw

valmunich:
Please,,, my fellow ugly guys, let's gather here to share and solve our common problems. . . I'm sure each of us have one or two problems we have encountered owing to our nature. .

Lemme get the ball rolling with mine , , , I have not known what it's like to have a girlfriend since I came to earth. . . I've tried and tried all to no avail, , , they keep rejecting me each time

Help guys, , how did you get your girlfriends? Help a nigga!

bles u broda..,d gal dat managed to kis me dat time leta had phobia 4 kissin

Yes,they do.,under d faculty of sex engineering

chiefolododo:
ugly guys? you dont use ugly and guy together, a man is never ugly. you can talk about wowo girls . of a truth many girls wowo ooo

yes..,if dy are beautiful 2day..,check 'em up in d nxt 20 yrs

Me=Ugly guys
romancelanders ugly guys=yes o
me=>area
ugly guys=eh
me=aaaaareeeeaaaa
ugly guys=eeeeh eh eeeeh



we all knw we are made in d image of God.,bt whil sum pple are WONDAFULLY mad.,sum odas are FEARFULLY made


u knw,sumtyms,i jst 1da whil sum ppl are fine whil odas are ugly.,dnt blame urslf 4 being ugly.,uglines also has its own advntage too


from bein askd to act satan in a drama(road to fame)to being made to take pics 4 ur frnds wen u are in dia midst(road to bcumin a profsnal photographer)...,''reasn y ugly ppl are richer dan fine pple al bcus dey wnt focus on dia looks anymor,rather.,dey focus on d looks of dia pocket''see segun arinse.,see obasanjo.,see me


to d main purpos of dis beautiful thread 4 ugly peeps




u al agree wt me dat bein ugly reduces d prob.of being folo by d witches..cus we hv ds camouflag look lyk dias...,abeg my ppl.,lion dy eat lion?





Wat happnd 2 me gast me tinkin....,my frnd(fine boi) n i(.....)were wlkin down d strt yestaday..''me b lyk.,lyk terms repel, n unlyk term atrct=fine+ugly"


as we were goin,i saw 1 beautiful gal.,i no knw wetin push me.,i cald d gal ''sista sista''...i ws surprisd wen i saw d gal cming towards our directn wt al smiles

wen she got to us.,she turnd to my frnd n said"u cald me"..,my frnd cm point 2 me say na me cal ham


at dat time,her faced chng as if she was given shit to eat


all of a sudden.,she hissd n walkd away..,

wat am i tryin to point out?


D gal is a mammy water..,she lookin 4 wu to chng his destiny bt bcus of d protection on my face..,she was defeated




share ur xperience to

p.s..no bashin..no lyin...kip writin.

Now guys,you have to thank your stars cos we are here again with our tips of of good and best romantic loving life



now,

this is another way of showing love to your lover





1=>always buy her suya:the association of suya seller union(assu)has just confirmed that suya is now #50 so as to improving loving life of people an reduce raping case



=2>use sun shade:scientists have confirmed that the use of sun shade reduces light intensity which would in turn disallow you to see other girls cos they wont be beautiful.focus on your gf





3=>always say''i love you'':yes,even if you dont,there are times you believe in your lies when your continue lying the the same lie while lying all over again





4=>let people know that you love cos they like loving living life of love.




5=>avoid eating sugar :in the year 2013,scientist said that eating too much of sugar decrease the size of your company.i.e,leads to loss of useful flesh through execessive passing out of water rich in flesh faeces




i'm looking 4ward to a good good loving on nairaland

I dont know why nigerian s are ingrate..,its been working for african people since ages..,





try my techniques ant thank me later

now.those bashing the op are the ones who are guity of the above allegation....ghanas must go

i know this is gonna attract lots or bashing,but we care not cos this gonna help all of us for a better future

yesterday i was walking around my area when i discovered i was hearing sound as if people were eating mango,i then thought to myself,"this is not yet mango season na"but when i moved further.i discovered two lover birds were actually kissing

that is y we want to share with you how to have successful kissing journey


sit tight please
so that your lips wont be like the two lovers

1=>eat honey..by doing so,your lips would be soft,inviting &most especially..slippery for easy passage


2=>use ear phone...by doing this,you would be emotional and would also eliminate any unwanted said sound


3=>stop thinking...by stopping thinking it will be sweet cos you would be devoted


4=>kiss in the dark....it would be sweet









i hope i have helped a lot of people with this few pont of mine..m









thank you

Nofemba 11..


Believe me..,we are professional idiots

This is a sure banker way of how to make a girl call you

This is as a result of hyper-hypertension our men ger nowadays

Imagine,no girl has called by friend for 6 months now..this is why we come up with the following simple ways down here



S.P=>THE GIRL MUST HAVE YOUR NUMBER


1=>call or fake a call of calling a girl when you are with her calling...make sure your conversation be like=hey mary,how have you been....haha...see as your voice is fresh like fresh tomato........now...laugh so that the faking wouldn't look fake

2=>now,proceed with the conversation and be like=>haha...what nerwork are you using,,,heard that all network can now transfer airtime and data now

3=>at this junction,her ear would have doubled its hearing focal lenght....just end the conversation with......'''ooo.k,some minutes''


4=>then,call your network's customer care and be like=>please,how can i send airtime+data to my friends

5=>igbam......you have gotten her

Be rest assured.sleep assured that your phone is gonna ring tonight

P.S=>this is from our observational desk

P.s.S.p=>please contact our correspondent fot more.
They are
Kingtom
Iceberylin.
Zick19
Brito

Zule zoo by kerewa

zick19:

Dnt even know

on which thread man?

zick19:

I got banned by a fothermocking moderator for no reason wah are you gonna do about that

whaaaaaat...**calls alpha 23 headed by kingtom for back up**


who's the phuncking mod?

zick19:
keeper1...... ur attention is needed

*enters thread*

who needs my attention b4 i'm at ease

zick19:

But why sir

if you cant woo a girl.,how then will you toast her?....#discuss

zick19:
lolz...... same with me, i can't woo a girl, I SWEAR!!!!

**shoots him in the head**




i think i need a dog

zick19:

datz my boss!!!!! but oga, u aven't called for any attack, hope all is well?

we are still mapping out our technical plan..,but worry not.,we have spies in the enemy territory..,attack coming soon

zick19:

Hope I've nt pass my boundary sha?

na blue my papa dey always wear while in service.,
no offense offended

zick19:


bro talk true, ur pman is a police?

yay







but;retired

**enters thread with my orijin mixed with gegemu**brito ..come see.'beware of this guys o.,**my daddy is a police man.,no foul saying**

zick19:


At ur service sir!!!!!! what should i do for the fothermoher??

hey




Where have you been since



I thought you ve been gone with the war??

brito:



you need help

hmm...actually...yes and no....


Who the hell get this thread...we have succeded in derailing it........



Thats one talent,you know

brito:





kul, I refuse to talk about bossom,,,you don spoil

huh spoil


At the sight of your personnal text,i shiver


I refuse to look at it again


**grabs phone to call zick19**

brito:






How are you doing? I hope you didn't spend too much cos its not worth it.

i'm doing good.......spend ke........i drank craze bossom?......how was your day?