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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by keeper1: 10:03pm On Feb 24, 2022
i greet all ye bosses tonight oo... How the hustle and Bustle? God Bless us all
Boss Angryigboman, long time, come and say Hi to us na.
Lemme go back to my readers mode as I continue to learn from you Bosses.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by keeper1: 9:44pm On Feb 24, 2022
AnfieldFan:
Skills
https://gfycat.com/delectablebriskbarb

Dodges an incoming car...


https://gfycat.com/inconsequentialdisloyalkomododragon

Zero loses sight of him

https://gfycat.com/hospitabledeterminedcalf

Loses sight of him again

Self medicates..
https://gfycat.com/rigidinsidiouskillerwhale
Stitches himself

https://gfycat.com/exemplaryjaggedblobfish
Uses veterinarian supplies to treat himself

Environmentally observant..

https://gfycat.com/forcefulfakearcticwolf
Uses his belt as a weapon..

https://gfycat.com/flakydelectableazurevasesponge
Loots his opponent's handgun..

https://gfycat.com/selfassuredsecretbass
Constructs a frankenrevolver

Polygot

https://gfycat.com/shabbymiserableappaloosa
Italian

https://gfycat.com/impracticalsilverbunny
English

https://gfycat.com/closepointedleafcutterant
Russian

https://gfycat.com/pleasantidleamurminnow
Indonesian

https://gfycat.com/disgustinggenuineiriomotecat
Understands Arabic
And
https://gfycat.com/likablefrighteninggemsbuck
Hebrew

https://gfycat.com/yellowishincompatibledragon
Not forgetting sign language

MJBOLT and yourself have shown mad facts...

personally, I feel the battle will be trimmed down to
a brawl between Wick and Bourne.

I think Bourne is smarter than Wick
Wick is the fiercer between the two.

I'll go for Wick ; if my memory serves me right, Wick has faced more enemies (at close range, hence, physical fighting) than Bourne in their respective universe.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by keeper1: 8:10pm On Feb 09, 2022
king's man has been on the high sea since morning
check net naija
TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by keeper1: 7:47am On Sep 30, 2021
MJBOLT:
no he didn't because Ultron killed Gamora alongside the GOTG.


That would have been true except this universe starts exactly the way the main universe starts,which means Loki invaded Earth with his scepter (mind stone) and tesseract (space stone), let's not forget that the eye of agamotto(time stone) has been with the ancient one for centuries,so how did Thanos get them.


Thanos showing up during the events of age of Ultron doesn't make sense even in the zombie episode,he showed up during the events of infinity war.

wow, I never believed I missed the part where Ultron killed the GOTG.

Now, I get your points.

Thanks boss
TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by keeper1: 9:45pm On Sep 29, 2021
MJBOLT:
How did Thanos get the other 5 stones??
Who did Thanos sacrifice to get the soul stone??
Thanos death makes no sense undecided
A multiversal threat yet no Cosmic being except 1 watcher stepped in,I just hope they won't defeat Ultron with PIS undecided

indeed, I never thought of all the points you listed.

but in their defence and also from my own point view:
Thanos could have sacrificed Gamora like he did in the universe we're aware of.

The other stones could have been gotten too from another means other than the universe we're aware of, of course, we're dealing with the multiverse here.

Thanos dying, well, I'd support you here, he didn't see that coming.

lastly, I'm equally amazed as other cosmic being didn't interfere

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TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by keeper1: 8:15pm On Sep 29, 2021
MJBOLT:
the last episode na rubbish,plot holes full am and they rushed the entire thing just to give us action scenes.

I'd appreciate if you can state the plotholes you noticed.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by keeper1: 5:46pm On Jul 14, 2021
Having watched the final episode of LOKI, we just got to admit that the next movies in MCU phase 4, especially NO WAY HOME and MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS are going to be godtier.

This isn't a good time to die; May God spare our lives.

*drops mic, enters readers mode again*

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TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by keeper1: 10:28pm On Jun 09, 2021
Guys imagine a "Mantis and Drax" movie/series...
TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by keeper1: 10:28pm On Jun 09, 2021
Guys imagine a "Mantis and Drax" movie/series...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oauthc Recruitment 2020 by keeper1: 2:40pm On Jun 01, 2021
08095387250 please add me to the group
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by keeper1: 8:37am On May 25, 2021
Why is nobody talking about upcoming OAUTHC CBT exam coming up on May 31st. Candidates have been shortlisted already.

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Business / LOAN Needed...help!! by keeper1: 12:26pm On May 07, 2021
Good afternoon good people.

Just as the topic, I need a Loan of #50,000 for a business deal.

I intend returning it with interest in 2 months at the lender's term and condition.

I'd appreciate any help rendered as to this course.
God bless you.
Car Talk / Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by keeper1: 5:19pm On May 02, 2021
calculusx:


Who knows, I may just bless someone here with it after repairs.

Abeg boss, Give boy make boy dey use ham run UBER/BOLT unemployed.
Education / Re: Who Remembers Loyola Je Suit school in Abuja, by keeper1: 12:53pm On Apr 21, 2021
aadoiza:
This thread is for dem butties wey no experience real life.
Walahi

I just dey read ham dey laugh, me wey I score 80/300 still enter Olugbongbo secondary school, one Andi.



Thank God for grace sha.

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Celebrities / Re: Rapper, DMX Dies At 50 - Family by keeper1: 5:51pm On Apr 09, 2021
96ACE:
Rest in Peace Rap Legend.
You were there for us when needed 2pac the most.

Ahh I remember the days of ruff riders and how people (most especially we Nigerians) were arguing about you and ja rule being the next 2pac.

Oh DMX we're surely going to miss you. Please holla 2pac, Biggie, Big Pun and Dagrin for me.
I can say you're hardcore rap lover of the 90s.
RIP to the bigman

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by keeper1: 10:01am On Apr 08, 2021
Please, I need job or recommendation.
I hold a B.Eng in Mechanical Engineering.
I reside in Abuja and open to work anywhere in Abuja and any sector.

God bless you my helpers ooo
bolajif11@gmail.com
Travel / Re: What Is The Cost Of Living In Abuja? by keeper1: 11:13pm On Mar 31, 2021
descarado:
If you live in the city, all the money you make will end in house rent.

More than 70% of Abuja workers live outskirts.

And what you use for one bed can get you a modern 2 bed and you will still have change.

You will not like Abuja city during weekend or night if you love hanging out with the boys.

Note, if you get married, it's cheaper to source for foodstuffs outside the city. Leave the city for politicians and their people. You will never meet up.
As a newbie here(relocated here just 2 weeks ago), I'd say his is the best advice so far.

Places like Bwari, Ushafa and other outskirts; one can easily get a comfortable self-con at 120k; mind you, transport fare to and fro the major city like jabi is just a little above ₦700

Like someone said, 70% of people working in Abuja stays in the outskirt, and guess what, these are people with money,mad cars and also work in big companies.

I choose to call them the money-smart one if you get my point.

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Romance / Re: As A Guy, Can You Allow Your Guy(male) Friend Sleep On Your Chest?¸‚ by keeper1: 6:20pm On Mar 29, 2021
It's like he wants to see the full wrath of Thor and Abija combined

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Education / Re: Best Engineering Career To Study In Nigeria by keeper1: 6:19pm On Mar 29, 2021
Mahmuday123:
I will be writing my Jamb these and I will like you guys to help me I am thinking of choosing computer engineering in Afit but do you guys think it is a good career in Nigeria and what other careers in Engineering do you think are great in Nigeria for securing a job with out connections
If you plan to practise in Nigeria; for for Civil Engineering.
if abroad; Electrical or mechatronic won't be a bad idea.

Above all, follow passion.

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Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by keeper1: 2:53pm On Mar 28, 2021
udemzyudex:

Do you have the operating system?
I don't have it boss
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by keeper1: 12:55pm On Mar 28, 2021
Hi I need to format my system urgently as I need it for some work tomorrow.
ii stay at Ushafa, Abuja Any help please?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by keeper1: 4:22am On Sep 17, 2020
Mtschewwww:

You limit yourself to Ilorin...So if there are opportunities in other states to work, you wouldn't be ready to leave your comfort zone.

Not at all sir.

I'll gladly accept any invitation in or outside Ilorin sir.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by keeper1: 9:30am On Sep 16, 2020
Good morning house.

Please; I need help on any job recommendation/slot (private/public sector) in Ilorin, Kwara State.

I Hold a B.ENG in Mechanical Engineering and versatile in fabrication process using Arc Welding method.
I can be reached on bolajif11@gmail.com.

More blessings.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by keeper1: 9:15am On Sep 16, 2020
turawaa:
Michael Imodu Institute of Labour want do replacements.

UITH giving out letters
I need help on this sir.
Can I PM you sir?
TV/Movies / Re: What Is Your Favorite Movie Of All Time ? by keeper1: 11:47am On Jun 29, 2020
Lord of the Rings. Directed by Peter Jackson.

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Business / Re: How Do I Register My Business Name Under C.A.C by keeper1: 10:50am On Jun 17, 2020
NairalandAngel:

To register a business name go to this site, www.services.cac.gov.ng
it's not connecting sir
Business / Re: How Do I Register My Business Name Under C.A.C by keeper1: 9:06pm On Jun 14, 2020
HarunaWest:
Depends if you want an enterprise or limited liability.
I want an enterprise sir
Business / Re: How Do I Register My Business Name Under C.A.C by keeper1: 8:16pm On Jun 14, 2020
Muyiwaipere:
1)70k 2) 2 weeks 3)DM me
I've mailed you sir.
Business / How Do I Register My Business Name Under C.A.C by keeper1: 8:10pm On Jun 14, 2020
Good evening wonderful people.

I intend to register my business( Shoe and banging making) under C.A.C and I'd love to to have some basic information from people who have done it recently.

These information include

1. How much do one need?
2. How long does it take?
3. Some other information you think I'd need

thanks so much as I anticipate responses from you wonderful people

PS
I stay in Oyo State.
Career / Re: How Old Were You Jobless, Staying At Home And How Did You Make It? by keeper1: 11:04pm On Jun 11, 2020
I haven't made it so far, but I know I am getting there.


I entered University in year 2014 to study an engineering course. I was working at a bakery then as side hustle to finance my education together with help from family.

in the year 2015 when we had our first semester break which usually lasts for just 2 weeks there about, I used to that period to learn the art of shoemaking. so to say, I spent just 2 weeks there ( thanks to my boss who taught me the basis)

Fast forward to 2019, August to be precise, I told my babe(a nairalander too) jokingly that I once learnt shoe making a few years back but she didn't believe; To make her believe, she dropped ₦500 and we went to the market to get some materials and I made a female pam slippers for her( it wasn't that nice but she appreciated it). Since then, we've been practising on different designs and we were getting better as the days go by.

Fast forward to February 1st to be precise, we're serving in Oyo State and we launched our small firm. We started making pams and sandals for our fellow corp members; I working essentially on the male part and she on the female. With time, we're making our name and extended our services to other people.in different strata of life.

Fast forward to yesterday, June 10, we tried our hands on simple female bag making and we realised it came out good, and we joined it with the pams and sandals we're doing.



We're not there yet but I know we're getting there.

I'm just using this medium to implore our youth to explore the handcraft aspect of the economy no matter how dirty/small/low-income it seems to be. Being your own boss can is second to none no matter the meagre amount you think you're earning.


make una pardon my incoherent use of words, I hope I passed my message.

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TV/Movies / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Film/Series Character Of All Time? by keeper1: 8:37pm On May 09, 2020
Legolas- Lord of the rings

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