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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by keeper1: 5:42pm On Sep 15, 2022

Please, does anyone have any idea regarding APL and credible information in Nigeria Stored Produce Research Institute (NSPRI)

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by keeper1: 10:02pm On Sep 10, 2022

armadeo:
I've said this before guy Ritchie is a genius.
Check
Snatch Rock and roll The gentlemen.
Those are his other great movies. The conversations are just awesome

I pride myself as one who has watched all of Guy Ritchie's works,
His style of directing is just pure Bliss.
I'd Recommend Sherlock Holmes 1 and 2 also.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by keeper1: 1:00pm On Jul 31, 2022

Viking07:
In this Buhari regime it’s all about survival. Maybe after 2023 we can start learning skills but for now just survive fess laikdis.

I hail you boss!...

I fit PM you boss?

Literature › Cunny Tales by keeper1(op): 11:42am On Mar 24, 2022

Lanre and myself are very good friends. Our friendship flourished under the childhood wreck we caused in our neighborhood and school premises.

While I was considered by many as the shy, smart and brilliant one, many other admitted Lanre is the cunny, cocky and rugged one but one thing that's quite certain is that you're in for a treat whenever we both put our eyes on you.

I'll be sharing our tales per episode focusing on 2 key characters: Myself and Lanre whom are going to be your protagonist and our adversary: the antagonist.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by keeper1: 8:46pm On Mar 12, 2022

OmodavidoX:
boss all you need to know is what on YouTube. Watch a lot of tutorials as much as you can and also use google. You will be fine. Although me I attended computer school in 2014 but with the help of YouTube and google in 2020 I was able to develop my designing skill.

All the best

thanks and God bless you boss

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by keeper1: 8:49am On Mar 11, 2022

OmodavidoX:
boss if you have laptop/internet enabled phone. Download Corel draw and Psd (from getintopc.com) / download canva & pixel lab on your phone and learn graphics designing. Bro there is money in it. The money I used to get this my car I am using for bolt once in a while is from graphics and most of my customers comes from nairaland/refferal/IG once in a while.

Made my first 1M during COVID with it. Na wetin I Dey use support myself for school. As the first born with no helper. My dad is late and my mumsy self Dey manage take care of my siblings so I no fit depend on her too.

Key thing is that you should learn and have something doing. If them dash you money today, e go still finish. Find one skill learn (Alihamdulilah I am in my final year now 500l.)

All the best

Good Morning boss.
I keyed into your advice and went a head to download that Canva and Pixel lab on my phone
I do have keen interest in Designing and I thought I'd be limited since I don't have access to a system.

I'd like to connect with you boss if you won't mind and also learn from you.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by keeper1: 10:03pm On Feb 24, 2022

i greet all ye bosses tonight oo... How the hustle and Bustle? God Bless us all
Boss Angryigboman, long time, come and say Hi to us na.
Lemme go back to my readers mode as I continue to learn from you Bosses.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by keeper1: 9:44pm On Feb 24, 2022

AnfieldFan:
Skills
https://gfycat.com/delectablebriskbarb

Dodges an incoming car...

https://gfycat.com/inconsequentialdisloyalkomododragon

Zero loses sight of him

https://gfycat.com/hospitabledeterminedcalf

Loses sight of him again

Self medicates..
https://gfycat.com/rigidinsidiouskillerwhale
Stitches himself

https://gfycat.com/exemplaryjaggedblobfish
Uses veterinarian supplies to treat himself

Environmentally observant..

https://gfycat.com/forcefulfakearcticwolf
Uses his belt as a weapon..

https://gfycat.com/flakydelectableazurevasesponge
Loots his opponent's handgun..

https://gfycat.com/selfassuredsecretbass
Constructs a frankenrevolver

Polygot

https://gfycat.com/shabbymiserableappaloosa
Italian

https://gfycat.com/impracticalsilverbunny
English

https://gfycat.com/closepointedleafcutterant
Russian

https://gfycat.com/pleasantidleamurminnow
Indonesian

https://gfycat.com/disgustinggenuineiriomotecat
Understands Arabic
And
https://gfycat.com/likablefrighteninggemsbuck
Hebrew

https://gfycat.com/yellowishincompatibledragon
Not forgetting sign language

MJBOLT and yourself have shown mad facts...

personally, I feel the battle will be trimmed down to
a brawl between Wick and Bourne.

I think Bourne is smarter than Wick
Wick is the fiercer between the two.

I'll go for Wick ; if my memory serves me right, Wick has faced more enemies (at close range, hence, physical fighting) than Bourne in their respective universe.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by keeper1: 8:10pm On Feb 09, 2022

king's man has been on the high sea since morning
check net naija

TV/Movies › Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by keeper1: 7:47am On Sep 30, 2021

MJBOLT:
no he didn't because Ultron killed Gamora alongside the GOTG.

That would have been true except this universe starts exactly the way the main universe starts,which means Loki invaded Earth with his scepter (mind stone) and tesseract (space stone), let's not forget that the eye of agamotto(time stone) has been with the ancient one for centuries,so how did Thanos get them.

Thanos showing up during the events of age of Ultron doesn't make sense even in the zombie episode,he showed up during the events of infinity war.

wow, I never believed I missed the part where Ultron killed the GOTG.

Now, I get your points.

Thanks boss

TV/Movies › Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by keeper1: 9:45pm On Sep 29, 2021

MJBOLT:
How did Thanos get the other 5 stones??
Who did Thanos sacrifice to get the soul stone??
Thanos death makes no sense
A multiversal threat yet no Cosmic being except 1 watcher stepped in,I just hope they won't defeat Ultron with PIS

indeed, I never thought of all the points you listed.

but in their defence and also from my own point view:
Thanos could have sacrificed Gamora like he did in the universe we're aware of.

The other stones could have been gotten too from another means other than the universe we're aware of, of course, we're dealing with the multiverse here.

Thanos dying, well, I'd support you here, he didn't see that coming.

lastly, I'm equally amazed as other cosmic being didn't interfere

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TV/Movies › Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by keeper1: 8:15pm On Sep 29, 2021

MJBOLT:
the last episode na rubbish,plot holes full am and they rushed the entire thing just to give us action scenes.

I'd appreciate if you can state the plotholes you noticed.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by keeper1: 5:46pm On Jul 14, 2021

Having watched the final episode of LOKI, we just got to admit that the next movies in MCU phase 4, especially NO WAY HOME and MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS are going to be godtier.

This isn't a good time to die; May God spare our lives.

*drops mic, enters readers mode again*

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TV/Movies › Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by keeper1: 10:28pm On Jun 09, 2021

Guys imagine a "Mantis and Drax" movie/series...

TV/Movies › Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by keeper1: 10:28pm On Jun 09, 2021

Guys imagine a "Mantis and Drax" movie/series...

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Oauthc Recruitment 2020 by keeper1: 2:40pm On Jun 01, 2021

08095387250 please add me to the group

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by keeper1: 8:37am On May 25, 2021

Why is nobody talking about upcoming OAUTHC CBT exam coming up on May 31st. Candidates have been shortlisted already.

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Business › LOAN Needed...help!! by keeper1(op): 12:26pm On May 07, 2021

Good afternoon good people.

Just as the topic, I need a Loan of #50,000 for a business deal.

I intend returning it with interest in 2 months at the lender's term and condition.

I'd appreciate any help rendered as to this course.
God bless you.

Car Talk › Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by keeper1: 5:19pm On May 02, 2021

calculusx:
Who knows, I may just bless someone here with it after repairs.

Abeg boss, Give boy make boy dey use ham run UBER/BOLT unemployed.

Education › Re: Who Remembers Loyola Je Suit school in Abuja, by keeper1: 12:53pm On Apr 21, 2021

aadoiza:
This thread is for dem butties wey no experience real life.

Walahi

I just dey read ham dey laugh, me wey I score 80/300 still enter Olugbongbo secondary school, one Andi.

Thank God for grace sha.

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Celebrities › Re: Rapper, DMX Dies At 50 - Family by keeper1: 5:51pm On Apr 09, 2021

96ACE:
Rest in Peace Rap Legend.
You were there for us when needed 2pac the most.

Ahh I remember the days of ruff riders and how people (most especially we Nigerians) were arguing about you and ja rule being the next 2pac.

Oh DMX we're surely going to miss you. Please holla 2pac, Biggie, Big Pun and Dagrin for me.

I can say you're hardcore rap lover of the 90s.
RIP to the bigman

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by keeper1: 10:01am On Apr 08, 2021

Please, I need job or recommendation.
I hold a B.Eng in Mechanical Engineering.
I reside in Abuja and open to work anywhere in Abuja and any sector.

God bless you my helpers ooo
bolajif11@gmail.com

Travel › Re: What Is The Cost Of Living In Abuja? by keeper1: 11:13pm On Mar 31, 2021

descarado:
If you live in the city, all the money you make will end in house rent.

More than 70% of Abuja workers live outskirts.

And what you use for one bed can get you a modern 2 bed and you will still have change.

You will not like Abuja city during weekend or night if you love hanging out with the boys.

Note, if you get married, it's cheaper to source for foodstuffs outside the city. Leave the city for politicians and their people. You will never meet up.

As a newbie here(relocated here just 2 weeks ago), I'd say his is the best advice so far.

Places like Bwari, Ushafa and other outskirts; one can easily get a comfortable self-con at 120k; mind you, transport fare to and fro the major city like jabi is just a little above ₦700

Like someone said, 70% of people working in Abuja stays in the outskirt, and guess what, these are people with money,mad cars and also work in big companies.

I choose to call them the money-smart one if you get my point.

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Romance › Re: As A Guy, Can You Allow Your Guy(male) Friend Sleep On Your Chest?¸ by keeper1: 6:20pm On Mar 29, 2021

It's like he wants to see the full wrath of Thor and Abija combined

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Education › Re: Best Engineering Career To Study In Nigeria by keeper1: 6:19pm On Mar 29, 2021

Mahmuday123:
I will be writing my Jamb these and I will like you guys to help me I am thinking of choosing computer engineering in Afit but do you guys think it is a good career in Nigeria and what other careers in Engineering do you think are great in Nigeria for securing a job with out connections

If you plan to practise in Nigeria; for for Civil Engineering.
if abroad; Electrical or mechatronic won't be a bad idea.

Above all, follow passion.

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Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by keeper1: 2:53pm On Mar 28, 2021

udemzyudex:
Do you have the operating system?

I don't have it boss

Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by keeper1: 12:55pm On Mar 28, 2021

Hi I need to format my system urgently as I need it for some work tomorrow.
ii stay at Ushafa, Abuja Any help please?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by keeper1: 4:22am On Sep 17, 2020

Mtschewwww:
You limit yourself to Ilorin...So if there are opportunities in other states to work, you wouldn't be ready to leave your comfort zone.

Not at all sir.

I'll gladly accept any invitation in or outside Ilorin sir.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by keeper1: 9:30am On Sep 16, 2020

Good morning house.

Please; I need help on any job recommendation/slot (private/public sector) in Ilorin, Kwara State.

I Hold a B.ENG in Mechanical Engineering and versatile in fabrication process using Arc Welding method.
I can be reached on bolajif11@gmail.com.

More blessings.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by keeper1: 9:15am On Sep 16, 2020

turawaa:
Michael Imodu Institute of Labour want do replacements.

UITH giving out letters

I need help on this sir.
Can I PM you sir?

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