She is afraid of being raped

izaray:
Even when its not funny?

Try again sha, ur luck might shine

Adikam:
Nobodi wear 1 boxer for 1 week except his mad so op relax.

in nigeria..we have 80million males of which 95% are guilty


have you ever consider being cursed by 70+million people;->

I mess today,lecturer ran out of class








Now,laugh if you dont want to be raped

When she asked me to hit harder..i didnt..






Until she decided to call a carpenter to hit the nail of her cupboard harder until it was firm for her..

She gave the carpenter #100

This your story wanna make me keep your balls This your story wanna make me keep your balls

**grabs iceberylin as shield**
if you bash me,i kill him...

**put sharp blessed knife on his neck**






now..what is it with you guys..do you just like disgracing us or what..

This must be stopped with speed of light raise to power skirt..



According to the commi ttee of the shinjua..
We found out that most of you guys don't recycle your boxer until you wear it for 2 weeks sharp



they said 90% of you guys wear 1 boxer for 2 weeks


maka why..this is dangerous to ''david egor'' na

please,stop this....NOW!

izaray:
@Poster, wat exactly are you saying?

what we guys are saying is that..through the use of standing bra,you guys hinder us from our right

**grabs shield and sword**

this is a problem which will all want you to find solution to irrespective of the solution coming from the solution...


We have come to notice according to the notification of the opinion-poll polled by our clients


it show that 95% of you ladies use push up bra...


Maka why wont you leave it to wallow in its full glory...remember....you cant enjoy your lollipop when it is wrapped..


Please,ladies and gentle men...stop using push up bra/standing bra...,



have mercy

Yungknyyght:
Dis op is a tortoise

whaaaaaaaaattttt...,GAY ALERT

asdfjklhaha:
Na wao all that ish just to kiss, 4 me the secrete is to luv her more that anythin in this life, then kissing wuld follow. Infact she wuld be the one to initiate it not even u.

babe,that doesn't/dont work here in naija.......i'll soon come up with how to kiss a man

Kingtom=>wicked
Chimerase=>wickeder
Iceberylin=>wickedest

This is a upgraded version of mrcork 'how to kiss a girl' os419 app

Now.sit up and use your sit belt.for guys that dont know how to attract a female lips

this is for you
*graps my kissing xperience manual*


1=>go get a pink lips..maka why would a girl be mistaking your lips for a clayey pot.
*Solution*bleach your lips with funbath-A or skin light


2=>be tall..maka why would you be shorter than toyota baby camry 2015 edition..girls love to tip toe when they are kiss

*solution*=>buy high heel shoe..you'd even be more sexy and inviting..at least..4 feet high


3=>always eat sugar..i need not explain this one..eat sugar at least,7 times a day,3 cups..doing so,your mouth would be sweet and she will come back for more


4=>have a teary eye.girls love guys who are emotional..,have a teary eye and they would rush to kiss you to stop the crying from removing water..,if you dont know how to cry...,buy 4 cups of grinded pepper and dip your member inside it

5=>always have a 'pouted'' mouth..with this,they would be attracted to kissing you



P.S=>its been working for me since ages...,

Now guys,on behalf of the real man here
We have dicided to create a committee that will look into this matter....be rest assured now.....the pics they would be taking now would have the characteristics of passport.............

CyrusXandria:
Had a thunderous prayer session in my classroom hall with some members of the class who supposedly discovered witches association in my class who tap others knowledge by sitting beside them.

We prayed like it was end of the world,sprinkled water in the class to signify the blood of Jesus,and annointed our seats.

A teacher of ours was conductuing lessons in the floor below,he stormed upstairs claiming the building was vibrating,and the top floor shaking like it would fall,those in his class also claimed they heard loud noises,bangs from the floor above.

Truly the next morning the so-called witches were sad looking,didn't talk to any of us that engaged in the prayer,and couldn't sit on their seats.

We that prayed the day before were made topic of discussion on assembly,we were punished severely and banned from holding prayer sessions in the school again,our school's guidance counselor fought against this new imposition.We had no choice.


I concluded and saw signs they were witches afterall.

This is one of the craziest things I've done.

hmm...that one na extreme o

iceberylin:
Its cute...

That y i love viewing vickyyb's dp

maybe they should start walking around with there mouth ''pouted''

demelza:
Oniranu

so...you want agbada g.p?

**graps my hand fan**
**graps vaseline**





You have a dirty mind


**rubs the vaseline on my dry face**

let me start by sharing mine

Actually,it was on a thursday morning,every class member was in the class and the class was silent as a wizard tomb......but guess what,..something or should i say,somebody stir a roar up in the class.....who else if not me!


Na my jeje i sat down in the class(our teacher normally sits at the front when it is few minutes to break time)...suddenly,the time keeper rang the bell for break time



Seriously,i didnt know what came over me,i just realised i was chanting''''up nepa,up nepa eh up nepa'''to add salt to the injury....the 2 guys which i share table with also joined me in the act...

How i got to the staff room that day..i seriously dont know....i received the beating of my life that day and also a kiss from my crush out of pity


P.S=this might not be funny/crazy,but i believe you guys have crazier and funnier experience....dont be stingy guys

Share yours and lets have some good laughs


N.B...i was in sss2 then

Believe me...if you view and refuse to comeent..if you are a student?=>your c.g.p.a would be slim fitted to your least size........if you are not a student=>your lover would dislove you b4 feb 14

Seriously guys..what's with ladies and pouting while taking pics nowadays

MAKA how do you want us to recognise you when you are lost?..en....when you pout @angle 45=you look like nicki
@90=you look like beyonce
The one that is even in vogue now is doing that ''hubii'' (in yoruba)with your tongue.(removing ones tongue)....Maka are you that green ''smiley'' on nairaland..

I rest my case...#vexing

P.s=comment reasonably(if at all you get mb)...i dont want to be ban again

EmmGee:
bros you don try o..

but make i ask you... u ma sef u do all these before u been get ur babe??

oh God...ask mariole and ggrin

I no go qoute you o...cos...gambududu means ''masquarade'' in kogi

gambudu:
children opening threads and posting rubbish

gambudu:
children opening threads and posting rubbish

gabudududu......it means ''yam'' seedlings in my native lang.

Now!
This thread is to help our dear single-no-sigh-of-getting-boo brothers in the house
According to a report reaching our side here,90% guys dont know how to attract females to themselves

You belong to this category?...sit tight and grap a popcorn as we find a solution to your pro...........get ready to buy 10 dozen of comdon

*1=>eat good food
According to another report reaching us,we discover that most of you guys lack protein...maka why would you just be eating amala without some touch of protein...my brother,endeavor to buy just one peak milk in a month..that sure would be enough

*2=>brush your teeth for at least 15mins
My brothers,i have been trying this and it's been working for me since ages.....brush your teeth with toothpaste+salt+ash+alum....after that...just walk out of your house and just make sure your teeth can be seen from 2miles away...trust me...it always swip girls off their feet

*3=>go to shoprite
Go to shoprite and buy turkey,eat the turkey alone(dont give anybody o)trust me..girls like those who eat turkey...just follow no.2 procedure...your teeth must be opened

*4=>be unclad
Maka why are you guys hiding that 6 packs(even if na 1 pack,pack na pack)..girls love sexy guys...flaunt your pack and let them know you have arrived

*5=>try to fight
Trust me guys,why do you think girls like jet libecause he can fight!.....try and fight with any and every oppurtunity..........they are dying for you.........




I hope with this point of mine...i have helped the single guys...and of course..the semi single guy to become a player........






P.s...i'm a player,i have 18 gfs.......10 are 'g' and 8 are ''f'',....no ''s'' for now

You talk too much..it's over

Sparkle777:
Garri and pawpaw.

my best supplement of garri...enjoyment

kevinberry:

No but you can dash me your own
Cow

this one is certainly from ghana!

You get deek?

kevinberry:
It never gonna happen

zick19:
YOU MUST BE A DICKLESS TRAITOR FOR REVEALING THIS KIND OF OCCURENCE FOR THE LADIES TO SEE, DON'T YOU KNOW IT HAPPENS WHEN WE ARE NOT WEARING BOXERS OR PANTIES.... OYA LADIES, CLOSE YOUR EYES

haba bros.,not only that self,it can get stuck with the strand of d hair too na

**clears throat**
Pardon any form of error as a better by far student who is hoping for the better-best

Now,let's start with the list,hopefully,you should find where you fit into

1=>those gurus that would be at the cbt centre as early as 40 mins before exam..they usually go in with the first batch of student..they are sure of themselves

2=>the borrower:i chose to call them the borrower just to give them optimum respect,cos i wouldn't want their wrath.they are actually the set of people who don't have exam,but come to the centre just to steal peoples' bags and gadgets

3=>the wetin come out crew:this set of people always amaze me.they would be the first to get to the centre but chose to chill and allow the ''no.1'' to go in first.they would wait at the exit door just to ask those who have finished the likely questions that came out
P.s..this group usually gets luck cos they might likely come across same question

4=>the fashionist:sometimes,i do wonder if there is department of fashionology in my better by far.you see this group walking up and down the cbt centre as if it would increase their luck in passing the exam..usually,this should be girls' stuff but i'm disappointed as guys too have joined the crew

5=>the talkative/jokers:i wonder if this group are afraid of any exam.they talk and make jest of everything when other guys are busy reading and praying hard for the hard exam..i believe this group are gurus...if not...crossing would tell...
P.s..they make people believe they are dullard..

6=>the holy group:they believe success is from God(which truly is)but instead of reading.they prefer to preach the gospel

7=>the players:i needn't elaborate this one....their sole aim is to toast girls/boys

8=>the observers:they have similar characteristic with the ''wetin come out crew'' just that this group,you wouldn't know maybe they were their for the exam or not...they would just be observimg things whislt sitting at a spot....beware of this guys for they might be ''the borrower''

9=>the oversabi=>i chose to call them oversabi cos you see them ranting about what doesn't concern the course you are about to do..some even chose to fit into this group just to make you feel they are scholars....believe me....scholars dont rant...they dont brag about their academic stance except the imatured ones

10=>the chronic late comers,you see them coming to the centre atfer an hour...thank God their is late examination




Now guys(rep your school)+which category you fit into

Be sincere

englishmart:
be very careful.... She's not a car.

no vex sir.....maybe na because am still a newbie.