englishmart:
I need to give someone a car key. Where is priscaoge?

ohhh my.....i hope is me that is going to ride that ''priscaoge''....jokes apart...what type of car is priscaoge??...hope no be toyota o

112 view and no comment.....haaaa....our guys here no get joystick??...abi them no dey wear pant with zip

I salute all wholeheartedly
Pardon any form of blunder in my experience am about to share....actually,my flat mate's experience

This hot afternoon,me and my guys were out chilling after today's stress at school(cos phcn has done what they are talented at doing)

Long story short,i dont know what came over my flatmate;he ran outside like somebody being chased by nollywood ghost just to ''shake''at the bush opp our block(what you guys know as urinating).

Lo and behold,when he finished the deed and was about to zip up his pant,it got stuck with the skin of his ''tomtom''(what my friend would call penisula'')

Unfortunately for him,some group of girls including the girl he's been chasing since God knows,were approaching

Come see as my guy dey between the delima of applying law of gravity in removing the zip from his member,crying from pains and succesfully hidding his member which the girls have already seen..he ran in with his thing still stuck when he noticed the girls coming....i haven't seen him since the incidence cos of.................


The funniest part was that na them girls were embarrassed instead of the guy,though,he was embarrassed a bit too..



Now guys,has anything like that ever happened to you??...
What would you do??
Would you be embarrassed??

Someone should please explain how my thread is related to ''dating and meeting zone'' en.....na romance hin dey before na

Tallesty1:
Haba, how u take sabi all these monikers?

being a guest since

Huh...by introducing her to shola....thunder fire you ''shola''

vizkiz:
guy chill, watin be your former moniker?

guest

tosyne2much:
You are welcome the Romance section bro

nice one....but why them write ''atom'' for that site.....hope them go turn am to ''molecule'' when hin don attract enough traffic ni or what@tosyne2mush.

Hi everyone
I greet all of una weh deh make this thread kuule like uranus

Just want y'all to show some love to the nigga(me) weh just get chance enter nairaland,although,the mods gave me though time while registering.....but i conquer them sha.....(i no mention any name o).....



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Iceryberylin
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Marioelieliar(always get complication with this moniker)
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Vizkiz
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Mrcork(i just hope i haven't gotten myself into trouble with this one)
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Among others...
Abeg if i no mention you,,,,,na because i no fit spell your name abeg




P.s...i have been a ghost/guest since 1666