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You talk too much..it's over

Sparkle777:
Garri and pawpaw.

my best supplement of garri...enjoyment

kevinberry:
No but you can dash me your own
Cow

this one is certainly from ghana!

You get deek?

kevinberry:
It never gonna happen

zick19:
YOU MUST BE A DICKLESS TRAITOR FOR REVEALING THIS KIND OF OCCURENCE FOR THE LADIES TO SEE, DON'T YOU KNOW IT HAPPENS WHEN WE ARE NOT WEARING BOXERS OR PANTIES.... OYA LADIES, CLOSE YOUR EYES

haba bros.,not only that self,it can get stuck with the strand of d hair too na

**clears throat**
Pardon any form of error as a better by far student who is hoping for the better-best

Now,let's start with the list,hopefully,you should find where you fit into

1=>those gurus that would be at the cbt centre as early as 40 mins before exam..they usually go in with the first batch of student..they are sure of themselves

2=>the borrower:i chose to call them the borrower just to give them optimum respect,cos i wouldn't want their wrath.they are actually the set of people who don't have exam,but come to the centre just to steal peoples' bags and gadgets

3=>the wetin come out crew:this set of people always amaze me.they would be the first to get to the centre but chose to chill and allow the ''no.1'' to go in first.they would wait at the exit door just to ask those who have finished the likely questions that came out
P.s..this group usually gets luck cos they might likely come across same question

4=>the fashionist:sometimes,i do wonder if there is department of fashionology in my better by far.you see this group walking up and down the cbt centre as if it would increase their luck in passing the exam..usually,this should be girls' stuff but i'm disappointed as guys too have joined the crew

5=>the talkative/jokers:i wonder if this group are afraid of any exam.they talk and make jest of everything when other guys are busy reading and praying hard for the hard exam..i believe this group are gurus...if not...crossing would tell...
P.s..they make people believe they are dullard..

6=>the holy group:they believe success is from God(which truly is)but instead of reading.they prefer to preach the gospel

7=>the players:i needn't elaborate this one....their sole aim is to toast girls/boys

8=>the observers:they have similar characteristic with the ''wetin come out crew'' just that this group,you wouldn't know maybe they were their for the exam or not...they would just be observimg things whislt sitting at a spot....beware of this guys for they might be ''the borrower''

9=>the oversabi=>i chose to call them oversabi cos you see them ranting about what doesn't concern the course you are about to do..some even chose to fit into this group just to make you feel they are scholars....believe me....scholars dont rant...they dont brag about their academic stance except the imatured ones

10=>the chronic late comers,you see them coming to the centre atfer an hour...thank God their is late examination




Now guys(rep your school)+which category you fit into

Be sincere

englishmart:
be very careful.... She's not a car.

no vex sir.....maybe na because am still a newbie.

englishmart:
I need to give someone a car key. Where is priscaoge?

ohhh my.....i hope is me that is going to ride that ''priscaoge''....jokes apart...what type of car is priscaoge??...hope no be toyota o

112 view and no comment.....haaaa....our guys here no get joystick??...abi them no dey wear pant with zip

I salute all wholeheartedly
Pardon any form of blunder in my experience am about to share....actually,my flat mate's experience

This hot afternoon,me and my guys were out chilling after today's stress at school(cos phcn has done what they are talented at doing)

Long story short,i dont know what came over my flatmate;he ran outside like somebody being chased by nollywood ghost just to ''shake''at the bush opp our block(what you guys know as urinating).

Lo and behold,when he finished the deed and was about to zip up his pant,it got stuck with the skin of his ''tomtom''(what my friend would call penisula'')

Unfortunately for him,some group of girls including the girl he's been chasing since God knows,were approaching

Come see as my guy dey between the delima of applying law of gravity in removing the zip from his member,crying from pains and succesfully hidding his member which the girls have already seen..he ran in with his thing still stuck when he noticed the girls coming....i haven't seen him since the incidence cos of.................


The funniest part was that na them girls were embarrassed instead of the guy,though,he was embarrassed a bit too..



Now guys,has anything like that ever happened to you??...
What would you do??
Would you be embarrassed??

Someone should please explain how my thread is related to ''dating and meeting zone'' en.....na romance hin dey before na

Tallesty1:
Haba, how u take sabi all these monikers?

being a guest since

Huh...by introducing her to shola....thunder fire you ''shola''

vizkiz:
guy chill, watin be your former moniker?

guest

tosyne2much:
You are welcome the Romance section bro

nice one....but why them write ''atom'' for that site.....hope them go turn am to ''molecule'' when hin don attract enough traffic ni or what@tosyne2mush.

Hi everyone
I greet all of una weh deh make this thread kuule like uranus

Just want y'all to show some love to the nigga(me) weh just get chance enter nairaland,although,the mods gave me though time while registering.....but i conquer them sha.....(i no mention any name o).....



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Iceryberylin
Naijaboiy
Chimerase
Marioelieliar(always get complication with this moniker)
Rokiatu
Vizkiz
Yungchop1
Mrcork(i just hope i haven't gotten myself into trouble with this one)
Ireroreny(same applicable to marioelolie)
Among others...
Abeg if i no mention you,,,,,na because i no fit spell your name abeg




P.s...i have been a ghost/guest since 1666