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LewisO:**i'll kill this one o** **my allies are ready for war** |
malonephills:**shoots him in the scrotom** |
brito:**wants to shoot her,,about to pull the trigger...**kingtom pulls my hear and whisper ''bross,,,no kill ham...you fit dey use ham do wife na'''.....**hmmmm..... |
naijaboiy:**shoots him** |
malonephills:oh...gimme some time...am on the edge of winning this war...**gives him uniform and gun** We fight this war together |
zick19:**the bomb refuses to boomm....... **tosyne2much,i give you the honor to behead this one....if you do...you'd be promoted a SEARGENT** |
zick19:**slaps him.....Work your way to freedom yourself.....join our army or i shoot you!** |
sexymoma:thats how they do **checks her bossom area,no bomb Ckecks her buttt;yea..this is it...i see the bomb** |
Taylor184:**shoots him** Uses his body as shield for incoming bullets |
ggrin:**bombs the police car **my men arrest her for trying to kill their general** We are going to use you for dialogue Surrender or we kiill HER |
sexymoma:she's one of them....shes a suicide bomber |
zick19:**ran to the area where i put my time bomb.....all zick19 allies ran after me....i ran past the time bomb......they are presently at the area..........presses the dotonation button......gboooooaaa....all dies except zick....puts him back to the drum**....... |
**puts time bomb in thread** Woman wrappering of ladies is now of high quality now...i'm fighting for you guys and you are here ranting **assembles all of them;cutehector4u,zick19,cyprianlah,damelza and puts their back behind drum.....calls my recruit=kingtom,iceberylin,tosyne2much,mr cork,yungchop1......now.....carry your missiles...now....FIRE** |
zick19:**shoots him** inshort **bombs him with nuclear bomb*u |
cyprianlah:gay alert |
**fully loaded now,i sight you,i shot you** Haha....imagine...if not that some guys are blind in the ear **sees cutehector4u passing by,,,shots him 7 bullets,he dies** Why would you too be woman wrappering You guys are the one giving them liver **sees drones through my radar** This is gonna be war... Where are my armies and allies. If you support me(guys) Lets be ready for this final war It must stop |
pasqal09:why you put ''y'' na....... |
zyzxx:no...its real...its our pain |
Cutehector4u:i'm fighting for you guys |
[color=#990000][/color]****ANGRY**** LADIES.LADIES.LADIES!! How many time did i call you....what rubbish en...what sort of rubbish is that We men have decided to fight..this can't continue anymore Haha...why is it always you..you make everything hard for us...are you born a harder Haha,this gast to stop Thats fooloishness,,thats immature **dodges 2 missile coming from an unknown source** Haha...if we staart our own....**explosion rocks Sees farano and ggrin inside armour tank emerging** This hasn't call for war **mariolae,mzgracie,rokiatu,rozzay,onila all appears shoting spordically at the op,but he escaped** Still chasing me as if i kill person Sights mr cork house ahead **cork cork mr cork,open this door before these girls finish me for what i didn't do o........cork came out fully loade...gan gan gna un..all of them ran away** Now back to the topic What are your problem....can you guys just let things be easy for we guys?? |
cyprianlah:just try it bro...unless she's a dwarf |
Now guys,i greet y'all into this morning guys.....this is what i call ''tips of the day'' Sit tight and grap your finest cloth and get ready for action. Dont let that dream girl slip away fron your hand again 1=>wear colour pink;maka why would you wear colour combo like rambo..dont you know girls are afraid of rambo?? Get a life and wear pink...boxer=pink;hair=pink;lips=pink even your member must be pink 2=>go straight to the point...maka why wouldn't you go straight to the poinT For example You see sule go meet salifa Sule=>hey,xup,am sule.can i meet you,you look beautiful Phunk,are you in an interview?? Just go straight to the point Like Sule;hey,babe,lets be dating.i love you. Thats superb right 3=>speeak good englhish...i need not elaborated on this one....oral english,they said,is the sole of business 4=>look shy with confidence=>yes.girls love guys who dispose that altitude..avoid looking at are eye during the doing of the deed...be looking at her shoe...ladies love guys who look at shoes 5=>always brush your teeth I hope with this point of mine...i have been able to help helpless guys looking for help |
Adikam:NOTED |
Like this story if you want it to continue Believe,it is comedious...it has comedy....trust me |
RASAKI He's a man of virtue,a vulganizer by profession,great neskey by hobby and a drop-out graaduate(pre-mature expulsion)he has a fling for beautiful women and he normally got his ways with them.in his record with women include;iya sule the meat seller;ajarat the alcohol seller;his landlord and tenants wives;and lastly to be achieved to his league of bedde women is sikirat the mango seller SIKIRAT Shes hails from ondo.tall.elegant.mango seller....the general distributor of mango(both tokunbo and new) Abeg=>make i quikly attend to this woman |
Adikam:GAY ALERT |
pinkycute:when a guy is about removing your bra,does it look interesting When you are done with the deed,does it look interesting ?? |

, while the suicide bomb on my body is ticking 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 ALLAAAAHU AKBAR!!! 



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