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Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 2:34pm On Feb 06, 2015
ggrin:
ur under arrestangry
**bombs the police car


**my men arrest her for trying to kill their general**



We are going to use you for dialogue



Surrender or we kiill HER
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 2:32pm On Feb 06, 2015
sexymoma:
Bros If i say i understand wetin u write... i dey lie you ni o angry
she's one of them....shes a suicide bomber
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 2:31pm On Feb 06, 2015
zick19:
*calls for reinforcement...

1munite later, already here....

*unties us from the drums
*carries my gun
*shoots all your men down and running after keeper1 to kill him.....
**ran to the area where i put my time bomb.....all zick19 allies ran after me....i ran past the time bomb......they are presently at the area..........presses the dotonation button......gboooooaaa....all dies except zick....puts him back to the drum**.......
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 2:11pm On Feb 06, 2015
ggrin:
**viewing with my binocular**

Rebel at sight
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 2:01pm On Feb 06, 2015
**puts time bomb in thread**




Woman wrappering of ladies is now of high quality now...i'm fighting for you guys and you are here ranting


**assembles all of them;cutehector4u,zick19,cyprianlah,damelza and puts their back behind drum.....calls my recruit=kingtom,iceberylin,tosyne2much,mr cork,yungchop1......now.....carry your missiles...now....FIRE**
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 1:40pm On Feb 06, 2015
zick19:
I dey come
**shoots him** inshort **bombs him with nuclear bomb*u
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 1:33pm On Feb 06, 2015
cyprianlah:
Guys activist grin

Leave our girls alone o, if der dnt disturb us, who will?? grin
gay alert
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 1:33pm On Feb 06, 2015
**fully loaded now,i sight you,i shot you**

Haha....imagine...if not that some guys are blind in the ear
**sees cutehector4u passing by,,,shots him 7 bullets,he dies**

Why would you too be woman wrappering

You guys are the one giving them liver

**sees drones through my radar**

This is gonna be war...


Where are my armies and allies.



If you support me(guys)

Lets be ready for this final war


It must stop
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 1:13pm On Feb 06, 2015
pasqal09:
Your pain not mine
why you put ''y'' na.......
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 1:10pm On Feb 06, 2015
zyzxx:
grin dis is a film
no...its real...its our pain
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 1:09pm On Feb 06, 2015
Cutehector4u:
Another fustrated depressed human being
i'm fighting for you guys

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Romance / WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 1:05pm On Feb 06, 2015
[color=#990000][/color]****ANGRY****


LADIES.LADIES.LADIES!!
How many time did i call you....what rubbish en...what sort of rubbish is that

We men have decided to fight..this can't continue anymore

Haha...why is it always you..you make everything hard for us...are you born a harder

Haha,this gast to stop
Thats fooloishness,,thats immature

**dodges 2 missile coming from an unknown source**
Haha...if we staart our own....**explosion rocks
Sees farano and ggrin inside armour tank emerging**

This hasn't call for war
**mariolae,mzgracie,rokiatu,rozzay,onila all appears shoting spordically at the op,but he escaped**


Still chasing me as if i kill person
Sights mr cork house ahead
**cork cork mr cork,open this door before these girls finish me for what i didn't do o........cork came out fully loade...gan gan gna un..all of them ran away**





Now back to the topic


What are your problem....can you guys just let things be easy for we guys??
Romance / Re: We Are Back Again,check In(romantic) by keeper1: 10:00am On Feb 06, 2015
cyprianlah:
Op even ashawo no go fall for does ur flows sad
just try it bro...unless she's a dwarf
Romance / We Are Back Again,check In(romantic) by keeper1: 9:22am On Feb 06, 2015
Now guys,i greet y'all into this morning guys.....this is what i call ''tips of the day''


Sit tight and grap your finest cloth and get ready for action.
Dont let that dream girl slip away fron your hand again



1=>wear colour pink;maka why would you wear colour combo like rambo..dont you know girls are afraid of rambo??


Get a life and wear pink...boxer=pink;hair=pink;lips=pink even your member must be pink



2=>go straight to the point...maka why wouldn't you go straight to the poinT
For example
You see sule go meet salifa
Sule=>hey,xup,am sule.can i meet you,you look beautiful

Phunk,are you in an interview??

Just go straight to the point
Like
Sule;hey,babe,lets be dating.i love you.
Thats superb right


3=>speeak good englhish...i need not elaborated on this one....oral english,they said,is the sole of business

4=>look shy with confidence=>yes.girls love guys who dispose that altitude..avoid looking at are eye during the doing of the deed...be looking at her shoe...ladies love guys who look at shoes

5=>always brush your teeth







I hope with this point of mine...i have been able to help helpless guys looking for help
Jokes Etc / Re: Guys,dont Disgrace Us by keeper1: 11:17am On Feb 04, 2015
Adikam:
you re such a fool.its you & ur alcoholic father & coded ashawo mother is gay
NOTED
Literature / Re: **RASAKI RASAKI Rasaki**the Short Story by keeper1: 9:59pm On Feb 03, 2015
Like this story if you want it to continue







Believe,it is comedious...it has comedy....trust me
Literature / Re: **RASAKI RASAKI Rasaki**the Short Story by keeper1: 6:15pm On Feb 03, 2015
RASAKI


He's a man of virtue,a vulganizer by profession,great neskey by hobby and a drop-out graaduate(pre-mature expulsion)he has a fling for beautiful women and he normally got his ways with them.in his record with women include;iya sule the meat seller;ajarat the alcohol seller;his landlord and tenants wives;and lastly to be achieved to his league of bedde women is sikirat the mango seller



SIKIRAT


Shes hails from ondo.tall.elegant.mango seller....the general distributor of mango(both tokunbo and new)




Abeg=>make i quikly attend to this woman
Jokes Etc / Re: Guys,dont Disgrace Us by keeper1: 6:02pm On Feb 03, 2015
Adikam:
well i cant argue wit dumb person
GAY ALERT
Literature / Re: **RASAKI RASAKI Rasaki**the Short Story by keeper1: 6:00pm On Feb 03, 2015
pinkycute:
First))) ur intro don't look interesting or inviting lipsrsealed

Well, am here shaa wink incase tongue
when a guy is about removing your bra,does it look interesting











When you are done with the deed,does it look interesting??
Literature / Re: **RASAKI RASAKI Rasaki**the Short Story by keeper1: 5:58pm On Feb 03, 2015
Wicked
KingTom:
Guy you have summoned Iceberylin and Kingtom, the chief derailers of threads! Be careful what you wish for grin
Literature / **RASAKI RASAKI Rasaki**the Short Story by keeper1: 5:49pm On Feb 03, 2015
**graps my normal shield=>iceberylin & kingtom tom**

**grap your ororo and sit back while this romance last**








Rasaki rasaki was what her mind kept saying.''it's like i'm falling for rasaki'',she thought

She had met rasaki while she was hawking mango and orange some thousand jiffy ago..rasaki was working on one of the tire a custumer gave him.he was changing the tube when he saw silifat chanting ''era osan to dun,era ki n fun yin ni taya mi,mo feran lati maa gba pako,te ba lowo osan,ofe ni tisale''...meaning ''buy mango buy mango,it is sweet,buy mango''



Rasaki was carried away by the angelic voice he was hearing,he left what he was doing and called the mangoer(person who sell mango).

Rasaki was enchanted by the china of beauty that was at his front

Her description=>she is fairly dark and beautifully fine..she has about 7 lines(tribal mark) at each side of her cheek...............


Update coming tonight



Lets see the number of people reading this mind blowing romance?

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Romance / Re: Why Pouting??please,advise by keeper1: 5:27pm On Feb 03, 2015
I think i need a gun
Romance / Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by keeper1: 5:23pm On Feb 03, 2015
I have dated 23 high-heel-chested ladies..



Believe me you,they know how to economizes both what is on your mind and below
Jokes Etc / Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by keeper1: 4:48pm On Feb 03, 2015
Makamuanwuo:




















































































































SPACE
wicked
Jokes Etc / Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by keeper1: 4:47pm On Feb 03, 2015
You ready for the consequence:-D
amosamali:


And I forgot to laugh!
Jokes Etc / Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by keeper1: 4:20pm On Feb 03, 2015
izaray:
Hahaha..may God 4give u
may God 2give you...


I just hope you'd be able to handle them

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Romance / Re: How To Get That Dream Kiss From Your Girl by keeper1: 4:18pm On Feb 03, 2015
Has any one tried it?



My friend has received 19 kisses and still counting just today
Nairaland / General / Re: Ladies,please Stop This by keeper1: 4:16pm On Feb 03, 2015
Guys guys guys


worry not,for the senate is working on the matter as i talk


we hope we get a positive return in which we would be able to feel with our hands

not with eye anymore

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