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Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 2:34pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
ggrin:**bombs the police car **my men arrest her for trying to kill their general** We are going to use you for dialogue Surrender or we kiill HER |
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 2:32pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
sexymoma:she's one of them....shes a suicide bomber |
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 2:31pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
zick19:**ran to the area where i put my time bomb.....all zick19 allies ran after me....i ran past the time bomb......they are presently at the area..........presses the dotonation button......gboooooaaa....all dies except zick....puts him back to the drum**....... |
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 2:11pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 2:01pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
**puts time bomb in thread** Woman wrappering of ladies is now of high quality now...i'm fighting for you guys and you are here ranting **assembles all of them;cutehector4u,zick19,cyprianlah,damelza and puts their back behind drum.....calls my recruit=kingtom,iceberylin,tosyne2much,mr cork,yungchop1......now.....carry your missiles...now....FIRE** |
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 1:40pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
zick19:**shoots him** inshort **bombs him with nuclear bomb*u |
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 1:33pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
cyprianlah:gay alert |
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 1:33pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
**fully loaded now,i sight you,i shot you** Haha....imagine...if not that some guys are blind in the ear **sees cutehector4u passing by,,,shots him 7 bullets,he dies** Why would you too be woman wrappering You guys are the one giving them liver **sees drones through my radar** This is gonna be war... Where are my armies and allies. If you support me(guys) Lets be ready for this final war It must stop |
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 1:13pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
pasqal09:why you put ''y'' na....... |
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 1:10pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
zyzxx:no...its real...its our pain |
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 1:09pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Cutehector4u:i'm fighting for you guys 1 Like |
Romance / WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 1:05pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
[color=#990000][/color]****ANGRY**** LADIES.LADIES.LADIES!! How many time did i call you....what rubbish en...what sort of rubbish is that We men have decided to fight..this can't continue anymore Haha...why is it always you..you make everything hard for us...are you born a harder Haha,this gast to stop Thats fooloishness,,thats immature **dodges 2 missile coming from an unknown source** Haha...if we staart our own....**explosion rocks Sees farano and ggrin inside armour tank emerging** This hasn't call for war **mariolae,mzgracie,rokiatu,rozzay,onila all appears shoting spordically at the op,but he escaped** Still chasing me as if i kill person Sights mr cork house ahead **cork cork mr cork,open this door before these girls finish me for what i didn't do o........cork came out fully loade...gan gan gna un..all of them ran away** Now back to the topic What are your problem....can you guys just let things be easy for we guys?? |
Romance / Re: We Are Back Again,check In(romantic) by keeper1: 10:00am On Feb 06, 2015 |
cyprianlah:just try it bro...unless she's a dwarf |
Romance / We Are Back Again,check In(romantic) by keeper1: 9:22am On Feb 06, 2015 |
Now guys,i greet y'all into this morning guys.....this is what i call ''tips of the day'' Sit tight and grap your finest cloth and get ready for action. Dont let that dream girl slip away fron your hand again 1=>wear colour pink;maka why would you wear colour combo like rambo..dont you know girls are afraid of rambo?? Get a life and wear pink...boxer=pink;hair=pink;lips=pink even your member must be pink 2=>go straight to the point...maka why wouldn't you go straight to the poinT For example You see sule go meet salifa Sule=>hey,xup,am sule.can i meet you,you look beautiful Phunk,are you in an interview?? Just go straight to the point Like Sule;hey,babe,lets be dating.i love you. Thats superb right 3=>speeak good englhish...i need not elaborated on this one....oral english,they said,is the sole of business 4=>look shy with confidence=>yes.girls love guys who dispose that altitude..avoid looking at are eye during the doing of the deed...be looking at her shoe...ladies love guys who look at shoes 5=>always brush your teeth I hope with this point of mine...i have been able to help helpless guys looking for help |
Jokes Etc / Re: Guys,dont Disgrace Us by keeper1: 11:17am On Feb 04, 2015 |
Adikam:NOTED |
Literature / Re: **RASAKI RASAKI Rasaki**the Short Story by keeper1: 9:59pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
Like this story if you want it to continue Believe,it is comedious...it has comedy....trust me |
Literature / Re: **RASAKI RASAKI Rasaki**the Short Story by keeper1: 6:15pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
RASAKI He's a man of virtue,a vulganizer by profession,great neskey by hobby and a drop-out graaduate(pre-mature expulsion)he has a fling for beautiful women and he normally got his ways with them.in his record with women include;iya sule the meat seller;ajarat the alcohol seller;his landlord and tenants wives;and lastly to be achieved to his league of bedde women is sikirat the mango seller SIKIRAT Shes hails from ondo.tall.elegant.mango seller....the general distributor of mango(both tokunbo and new) Abeg=>make i quikly attend to this woman |
Jokes Etc / Re: Guys,dont Disgrace Us by keeper1: 6:02pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
Adikam:GAY ALERT |
Literature / Re: **RASAKI RASAKI Rasaki**the Short Story by keeper1: 6:00pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
pinkycute:when a guy is about removing your bra,does it look interesting When you are done with the deed,does it look interesting?? |
Literature / Re: **RASAKI RASAKI Rasaki**the Short Story by keeper1: 5:58pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
Wicked KingTom: |
Literature / **RASAKI RASAKI Rasaki**the Short Story by keeper1: 5:49pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
**graps my normal shield=>iceberylin & kingtom tom** **grap your ororo and sit back while this romance last** Rasaki rasaki was what her mind kept saying.''it's like i'm falling for rasaki'',she thought She had met rasaki while she was hawking mango and orange some thousand jiffy ago..rasaki was working on one of the tire a custumer gave him.he was changing the tube when he saw silifat chanting ''era osan to dun,era ki n fun yin ni taya mi,mo feran lati maa gba pako,te ba lowo osan,ofe ni tisale''...meaning ''buy mango buy mango,it is sweet,buy mango'' Rasaki was carried away by the angelic voice he was hearing,he left what he was doing and called the mangoer(person who sell mango). Rasaki was enchanted by the china of beauty that was at his front Her description=>she is fairly dark and beautifully fine..she has about 7 lines(tribal mark) at each side of her cheek............... Update coming tonight Lets see the number of people reading this mind blowing romance? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Pouting??please,advise by keeper1: 5:27pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
I think i need a gun |
Romance / Re: Ladies And Their Complicated Actions by keeper1: 5:23pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
I have dated 23 high-heel-chested ladies.. Believe me you,they know how to economizes both what is on your mind and below |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by keeper1: 4:48pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
Makamuanwuo:wicked |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by keeper1: 4:47pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
You ready for the consequence:-D amosamali: |
Jokes Etc / Re: If You No Laugh,kil Me by keeper1: 4:20pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
1 Like |
Romance / Re: How To Get That Dream Kiss From Your Girl by keeper1: 4:18pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
Has any one tried it? My friend has received 19 kisses and still counting just today |
Nairaland / General / Re: Ladies,please Stop This by keeper1: 4:16pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
Guys guys guys worry not,for the senate is working on the matter as i talk we hope we get a positive return in which we would be able to feel with our hands not with eye anymore |
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