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brito:
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**wants to shoot her,,about to pull the trigger...**kingtom pulls my hear and whisper ''bross,,,no kill ham...you fit dey use ham do wife na'''.....**hmmmm.....

naijaboiy:
The rate at which Wet weed is selling these days is now very rampant

**shoots him**

malonephills:
Another bomb blast In the neightbourhood........trynnnnnn to come my area ........cease fire between terrorist and police men......keeper1 need your help!!!

oh...gimme some time...am on the edge of winning this war...**gives him uniform and gun**


We fight this war together

zick19:
*laughs hehehe , while the suicide bomb on my body is ticking 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 ALLAAAAHU AKBAR!!!







GBOOOOOOOOOOOM

**the bomb refuses to boomm.......





**tosyne2much,i give you the honor to behead this one....if you do...you'd be promoted a SEARGENT**

zick19:
*breathing heavily.....

*begs keeper1 to release me.

**slaps him.....Work your way to freedom yourself.....join our army or i shoot you!**

sexymoma:
Who

thats how they do

**checks her bossom area,no bomb
Ckecks her buttt;yea..this is it...i see the bomb**

Taylor184:
I give uppp...Please dont ask me why....The OP is high on sour Zobo

**shoots him**


Uses his body as shield for incoming bullets

ggrin:
ur under arrest https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-transport003.gif

**bombs the police car


**my men arrest her for trying to kill their general**



We are going to use you for dialogue



Surrender or we kiill HER

sexymoma:
Bros If i say i understand wetin u write... i dey lie you ni o

she's one of them....shes a suicide bomber

zick19:
*calls for reinforcement...

1munite later, already here....

*unties us from the drums
*carries my gun
*shoots all your men down and running after keeper1 to kill him.....

**ran to the area where i put my time bomb.....all zick19 allies ran after me....i ran past the time bomb......they are presently at the area..........presses the dotonation button......gboooooaaa....all dies except zick....puts him back to the drum**.......

ggrin:

**viewing with my binocular**

Rebel at sight

**puts time bomb in thread**




Woman wrappering of ladies is now of high quality now...i'm fighting for you guys and you are here ranting


**assembles all of them;cutehector4u,zick19,cyprianlah,damelza and puts their back behind drum.....calls my recruit=kingtom,iceberylin,tosyne2much,mr cork,yungchop1......now.....carry your missiles...now....FIRE**

zick19:
I dey come

**shoots him** inshort **bombs him with nuclear bomb*u

cyprianlah:
Guys activist

Leave our girls alone o, if der dnt disturb us, who will??

gay alert

**fully loaded now,i sight you,i shot you**

Haha....imagine...if not that some guys are blind in the ear
**sees cutehector4u passing by,,,shots him 7 bullets,he dies**

Why would you too be woman wrappering

You guys are the one giving them liver

**sees drones through my radar**

This is gonna be war...


Where are my armies and allies.



If you support me(guys)

Lets be ready for this final war


It must stop

pasqal09:
Your pain not mine

why you put ''y'' na.......

zyzxx:
dis is a film

no...its real...its our pain

Cutehector4u:
Another fustrated depressed human being

i'm fighting for you guys

[color=#990000][/color]****ANGRY****


LADIES.LADIES.LADIES!!
How many time did i call you....what rubbish en...what sort of rubbish is that

We men have decided to fight..this can't continue anymore

Haha...why is it always you..you make everything hard for us...are you born a harder

Haha,this gast to stop
Thats fooloishness,,thats immature

**dodges 2 missile coming from an unknown source**
Haha...if we staart our own....**explosion rocks
Sees farano and ggrin inside armour tank emerging**

This hasn't call for war
**mariolae,mzgracie,rokiatu,rozzay,onila all appears shoting spordically at the op,but he escaped**


Still chasing me as if i kill person
Sights mr cork house ahead
**cork cork mr cork,open this door before these girls finish me for what i didn't do o........cork came out fully loade...gan gan gna un..all of them ran away**





Now back to the topic


What are your problem....can you guys just let things be easy for we guys??

cyprianlah:
Op even ashawo no go fall for does ur flows

just try it bro...unless she's a dwarf

Now guys,i greet y'all into this morning guys.....this is what i call ''tips of the day''


Sit tight and grap your finest cloth and get ready for action.
Dont let that dream girl slip away fron your hand again



1=>wear colour pink;maka why would you wear colour combo like rambo..dont you know girls are afraid of rambo??


Get a life and wear pink...boxer=pink;hair=pink;lips=pink even your member must be pink



2=>go straight to the point...maka why wouldn't you go straight to the poinT
For example
You see sule go meet salifa
Sule=>hey,xup,am sule.can i meet you,you look beautiful

Phunk,are you in an interview??

Just go straight to the point
Like
Sule;hey,babe,lets be dating.i love you.
Thats superb right


3=>speeak good englhish...i need not elaborated on this one....oral english,they said,is the sole of business

4=>look shy with confidence=>yes.girls love guys who dispose that altitude..avoid looking at are eye during the doing of the deed...be looking at her shoe...ladies love guys who look at shoes

5=>always brush your teeth







I hope with this point of mine...i have been able to help helpless guys looking for help

Adikam:
you re such a fool.its you & ur alcoholic father & coded ashawo mother is gay

NOTED

Adikam:
well i cant argue wit dumb person

GAY ALERT