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Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 3:21pm On Feb 06, 2015
LewisO:
(op) the effect of that weed is damn to high for your brain to carry!
**i'll kill this one o**



**my allies are ready for war**
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 3:20pm On Feb 06, 2015
malonephills:
sniffing!

I'm not a freedom fighter.

Run for my life
**shoots him in the scrotom**
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 3:19pm On Feb 06, 2015
brito:
1,000likes
**wants to shoot her,,about to pull the trigger...**kingtom pulls my hear and whisper ''bross,,,no kill ham...you fit dey use ham do wife na'''.....**hmmmm.....
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 3:16pm On Feb 06, 2015
naijaboiy:
The rate at which Wet weed is selling these days is now very rampant undecided
**shoots him**
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 3:14pm On Feb 06, 2015
malonephills:
Another bomb blast In the neightbourhood........trynnnnnn to come my area ........cease fire between terrorist and police men......keeper1 need your help!!!
oh...gimme some time...am on the edge of winning this war...**gives him uniform and gun**


We fight this war together
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 3:03pm On Feb 06, 2015
zick19:
*laughs hehehe grin, while the suicide bomb on my body is ticking 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 ALLAAAAHU AKBAR!!!







GBOOOOOOOOOOOM
**the bomb refuses to boomm.......





**tosyne2much,i give you the honor to behead this one....if you do...you'd be promoted a SEARGENT**
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 2:50pm On Feb 06, 2015
zick19:
*breathing heavily.....

*begs keeper1 to release me.
**slaps him.....Work your way to freedom yourself.....join our army or i shoot you!**
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 2:49pm On Feb 06, 2015
sexymoma:
Who angry
thats how they do

**checks her bossom area,no bomb
Ckecks her buttt;yea..this is it...i see the bomb**
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 2:47pm On Feb 06, 2015
Taylor184:
I give uppp...Please dont ask me why....The OP is high on sour Zobo
**shoots him**


Uses his body as shield for incoming bullets
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 2:34pm On Feb 06, 2015
ggrin:
ur under arrestangry https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-transport003.gif
**bombs the police car


**my men arrest her for trying to kill their general**



We are going to use you for dialogue



Surrender or we kiill HER
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 2:32pm On Feb 06, 2015
sexymoma:
Bros If i say i understand wetin u write... i dey lie you ni o angry
she's one of them....shes a suicide bomber
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 2:31pm On Feb 06, 2015
zick19:
*calls for reinforcement...

1munite later, already here....

*unties us from the drums
*carries my gun
*shoots all your men down and running after keeper1 to kill him.....
**ran to the area where i put my time bomb.....all zick19 allies ran after me....i ran past the time bomb......they are presently at the area..........presses the dotonation button......gboooooaaa....all dies except zick....puts him back to the drum**.......
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 2:11pm On Feb 06, 2015
ggrin:
huh
**viewing with my binocular**

Rebel at sight
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 2:01pm On Feb 06, 2015
**puts time bomb in thread**




Woman wrappering of ladies is now of high quality now...i'm fighting for you guys and you are here ranting


**assembles all of them;cutehector4u,zick19,cyprianlah,damelza and puts their back behind drum.....calls my recruit=kingtom,iceberylin,tosyne2much,mr cork,yungchop1......now.....carry your missiles...now....FIRE**
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 1:40pm On Feb 06, 2015
zick19:
I dey come
**shoots him** inshort **bombs him with nuclear bomb*u
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 1:33pm On Feb 06, 2015
cyprianlah:
Guys activist grin

Leave our girls alone o, if der dnt disturb us, who will?? grin
gay alert
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 1:33pm On Feb 06, 2015
**fully loaded now,i sight you,i shot you**

Haha....imagine...if not that some guys are blind in the ear
**sees cutehector4u passing by,,,shots him 7 bullets,he dies**

Why would you too be woman wrappering

You guys are the one giving them liver

**sees drones through my radar**

This is gonna be war...


Where are my armies and allies.



If you support me(guys)

Lets be ready for this final war


It must stop
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 1:13pm On Feb 06, 2015
pasqal09:
Your pain not mine
why you put ''y'' na.......
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 1:10pm On Feb 06, 2015
zyzxx:
grin dis is a film
no...its real...its our pain
Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 1:09pm On Feb 06, 2015
Cutehector4u:
Another fustrated depressed human being
i'm fighting for you guys
Romance › WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 1:05pm On Feb 06, 2015
[color=#990000][/color]****ANGRY****


LADIES.LADIES.LADIES!!
How many time did i call you....what rubbish en...what sort of rubbish is that

We men have decided to fight..this can't continue anymore

Haha...why is it always you..you make everything hard for us...are you born a harder

Haha,this gast to stop
Thats fooloishness,,thats immature

**dodges 2 missile coming from an unknown source**
Haha...if we staart our own....**explosion rocks
Sees farano and ggrin inside armour tank emerging**

This hasn't call for war
**mariolae,mzgracie,rokiatu,rozzay,onila all appears shoting spordically at the op,but he escaped**


Still chasing me as if i kill person
Sights mr cork house ahead
**cork cork mr cork,open this door before these girls finish me for what i didn't do o........cork came out fully loade...gan gan gna un..all of them ran away**





Now back to the topic


What are your problem....can you guys just let things be easy for we guys??
Romance › Re: We Are Back Again,check In(romantic) by keeper1(op): 10:00am On Feb 06, 2015
cyprianlah:
Op even ashawo no go fall for does ur flows sad
just try it bro...unless she's a dwarf
Romance › We Are Back Again,check In(romantic) by keeper1(op): 9:22am On Feb 06, 2015
Now guys,i greet y'all into this morning guys.....this is what i call ''tips of the day''


Sit tight and grap your finest cloth and get ready for action.
Dont let that dream girl slip away fron your hand again



1=>wear colour pink;maka why would you wear colour combo like rambo..dont you know girls are afraid of rambo??


Get a life and wear pink...boxer=pink;hair=pink;lips=pink even your member must be pink



2=>go straight to the point...maka why wouldn't you go straight to the poinT
For example
You see sule go meet salifa
Sule=>hey,xup,am sule.can i meet you,you look beautiful

Phunk,are you in an interview??

Just go straight to the point
Like
Sule;hey,babe,lets be dating.i love you.
Thats superb right


3=>speeak good englhish...i need not elaborated on this one....oral english,they said,is the sole of business

4=>look shy with confidence=>yes.girls love guys who dispose that altitude..avoid looking at are eye during the doing of the deed...be looking at her shoe...ladies love guys who look at shoes

5=>always brush your teeth







I hope with this point of mine...i have been able to help helpless guys looking for help
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys,dont Disgrace Us by keeper1(op): 11:17am On Feb 04, 2015
Adikam:
you re such a fool.its you & ur alcoholic father & coded ashawo mother is gay
NOTED
Literature › Re: **RASAKI RASAKI Rasaki**the Short Story by keeper1(op): 9:59pm On Feb 03, 2015
Like this story if you want it to continue







Believe,it is comedious...it has comedy....trust me
Literature › Re: **RASAKI RASAKI Rasaki**the Short Story by keeper1(op): 6:15pm On Feb 03, 2015
RASAKI


He's a man of virtue,a vulganizer by profession,great neskey by hobby and a drop-out graaduate(pre-mature expulsion)he has a fling for beautiful women and he normally got his ways with them.in his record with women include;iya sule the meat seller;ajarat the alcohol seller;his landlord and tenants wives;and lastly to be achieved to his league of bedde women is sikirat the mango seller



SIKIRAT


Shes hails from ondo.tall.elegant.mango seller....the general distributor of mango(both tokunbo and new)




Abeg=>make i quikly attend to this woman
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys,dont Disgrace Us by keeper1(op): 6:02pm On Feb 03, 2015
Adikam:
well i cant argue wit dumb person
GAY ALERT
Literature › Re: **RASAKI RASAKI Rasaki**the Short Story by keeper1(op): 6:00pm On Feb 03, 2015
pinkycute:
First))) ur intro don't look interesting or inviting lipsrsealed

Well, am here shaa wink incase tongue
when a guy is about removing your bra,does it look interesting











When you are done with the deed,does it look interestinghuh??

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