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Romance › Re: Valentine Confirmed...election Postpone Be My Val. by keeper1: 8:39am On Feb 08, 2015

**o.p is a chronic woman wrapper..

Keeps him hostage for the time being...

This would be a lesson to the other guys

WAR IS COMING

Romance › Re: Injustice!!! Election Postponed,valentine Holds. by keeper1: 8:26am On Feb 08, 2015

**enters thread..,looks for brito...,she no dey.....

Looks for any sign of enemy.,non at sight....

Moves out of thread in my armour tank**

shoots into the air b4 finally going

Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday To Me!!!!!!!so Happy by keeper1: 8:22am On Feb 08, 2015

**zick19...where are thou..

Iceberylin and kingtom**

i summon thee to the fellowship of the king

Romance › Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 5:23am On Feb 07, 2015

zick19:
yea!!!! No retreat, no surrender

yessss...we fight it,,,we must win it...

**go wake all the soldiers**

Romance › Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 3:02am On Feb 07, 2015

zick19:
*in hausa's voice; chisos!!!!
*speaks hausa; abuna'shashanifa So, u mean u detonated the bomb buhari just gave to me??
*calls dongari..... Butcher that motherfucker for me

remember.TODAY IS THE WAR

Romance › Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 3:01am On Feb 07, 2015

zick19:
*in hausa's voice; chisos!!!!
*speaks hausa; abuna'shashanifa So, u mean u detonated the bomb buhari just gave to me??
*calls dongari..... Butcher that motherfucker for me

Romance › Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 3:00am On Feb 07, 2015

brito:
one of reasons I don't like military men, not romantic.

i'm romantic to my gun

Romance › Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 10:05pm On Feb 06, 2015

brito:
it was ok

**kisses her in the head as she prepare to sleep**
brito=>rock me to bed baby
me=>danjuma..,oya..go to mount kilimanjaro and break a rock for me**puts the rock on her**

Romance › Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 9:59pm On Feb 06, 2015

brito:
Who? how was your day?

zick19

my day was superb..119 enemies down

only 2 went on our side

yours?

Romance › Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 9:43pm On Feb 06, 2015

brito:
Woman ?

which woman...

Oh..ok...,the sit inside amour tank is called woman

did you know you've killed one of our spy

Romance › Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 9:39pm On Feb 06, 2015

brito:
Iceberylin at the war front? I doubt that. I believe him be dey ontop.............

on top weeeeeeeetin

**mistakenly detonated a bomb zick19 is working on**

Romance › Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 9:37pm On Feb 06, 2015

KingTom:
Yes boss!

hun eh eh..,you dey play with your life..i said are you dating my wife....you will just be laughing everytime sori e o pe ni...,woh..i get charm o..na play you think am a general...

**iceberylin..,give him 666 knock**

Romance › Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 9:34pm On Feb 06, 2015

brito:
Kingtom and iceberylin

but both of them were in the war front as at when you were kidnapped na....,hope its not what i'm thinking

**pulls out short gun**

Romance › Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 6:20pm On Feb 06, 2015

brito:
I'm sowie, they kidnapped me

WHO THE HECK KIDNAPPED YOU...**cocks my gun**;->:-@

Romance › Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 5:15pm On Feb 06, 2015

brito:
You know na, eg my lv keeper1

*walks into thread with my 2 amour tank as escort

drived by kingtom and iceberylin

hey babe.,what are you doing in the enemies territory

we should be mapping out our plan for tomorrow..,you know

Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 4:17pm On Feb 06, 2015

brito:
it looks scary

*keeper1 is scary...everybody must be afraid of me**

**cleans my gun**

Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 4:15pm On Feb 06, 2015

zick19:
*can't find keeper1 anymore....

*back to sambisa forest to re-organise my men....

*discussing with my men against tomorrow's counter attack....

*receiving medications

zick19:
*can't find keeper1 anymore....

*back to sambisa forest to re-organise my men....

*discussing with my men against tomorrow's counter attack....

*receiving medications

Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 4:12pm On Feb 06, 2015

brito:
That dp sha

**thats me when i wanted to invade the enemies terristory some while ago

Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by keeper1: 4:10pm On Feb 06, 2015

brito:
You lv her mr dan me, right? wey my lawyer this mgg is over!

**shoots the lawyer**

Now,woman...don't let me shoot you...i have enough bullets here

Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 4:07pm On Feb 06, 2015

Dahjhi:
that dp resemble person wey dey fear..? En wetin u dey keep? Unhealthy dread

**whaaaaaaaatttt**

**wants to shoot him**

Brito=please,dont kill him..hes my brother

**if not because of her

Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by keeper1: 4:04pm On Feb 06, 2015

brito:
of course you won't try that with me. St I want u to shoot that your side chick, lolz. pls don't take my comment serious

**looks at her.......**

Hope you were not sent to me by my enemis

**shoots into the air**

Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 4:02pm On Feb 06, 2015

zick19:
*passes through an enemy toros...

*enters into an ammo tank begins to bombard all enemies around me....

*now targeting keeper1 and tosyne2much

**runs back for backup...zick19 has joined the enemis........................

Wakes all the sleeping soldiers

Tomorrow.we attack

Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by keeper1: 3:51pm On Feb 06, 2015

brito:
Lolzz, I want you to shoot s......

**looks at her....i wont shoot you...you are my wife...now....follow me before i shoot you..

**points gun,missile,amour tank,sniper to her**

Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 3:48pm On Feb 06, 2015

zick19:
*grabs a phone from tosyne2much

*calls musa and speaks in hausa tongue; Musa!!! Why did you package the fake bomb for me

*stones the phone at keeper1 and runs for my life....

**chasing him in air with my drone**

**sees him run into our enemy territory**

**they kept him hostage**

Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 3:46pm On Feb 06, 2015

malonephills:
you miss your shoot*** now enjoy life

++i got my eye on you

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Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 3:45pm On Feb 06, 2015

naijaboiy:
Lol oga I don retire

i have un-retire you

Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by keeper1: 3:44pm On Feb 06, 2015

brito:
No be your mate keeper1 dey shoot gun? what's scary

**enters thread with a scorn-look-that-can-make-people-shiver face**

***shoots into the air***

Goes out

Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 3:40pm On Feb 06, 2015

malonephills:
struggle to escape..........inhale!!! Ahahahn!

Now at nearby chemist,

Nurse remove the bullet!!!

bross...your balls are gone

Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 3:39pm On Feb 06, 2015

Dahjhi:
Naijaboiy brought me here..*click on thread, rush to op dp. Rush outta thread before I got infected with .................

**brings him back....**

Dont you fear the great keeper?

Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 3:38pm On Feb 06, 2015

LewisO:
Have u ever seen when a bullet penetrate a rock, huh?

but you are not rock na...

Romance › Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1(op): 3:37pm On Feb 06, 2015

naijaboiy:
I look like person wey bullet dey enter

you are the kind we need for this war

**promotes him to major seargent...lead the war**

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