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Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 9:43pm On Feb 06, 2015
brito:





Woman ?
which woman...



Oh..ok...,the sit inside amour tank is called woman

did you know you've killed one of our spy
Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 9:39pm On Feb 06, 2015
brito:





Iceberylin at the war front? I doubt that. I believe him be dey ontop.............
on top weeeeeeeetin


**mistakenly detonated a bomb zick19 is working on**
Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 9:37pm On Feb 06, 2015
KingTom:
Yes boss! grin
hun eh eh..,you dey play with your life..i said are you dating my wife....you will just be laughing everytime sori e o pe ni...,woh..i get charm o..na play you think am a general...

**iceberylin..,give him 666 knock**
Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 9:34pm On Feb 06, 2015
brito:





Kingtom and iceberylin
but both of them were in the war front as at when you were kidnapped na....,hope its not what i'm thinking


**pulls out short gun**
Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 6:20pm On Feb 06, 2015
brito:





I'm sowie, they kidnapped me

WHO THE HECK KIDNAPPED YOU...**cocks my gun**;->:-@
Romance / Re: Love Poem by keeper1: 5:15pm On Feb 06, 2015
brito:






You know na, eg my lv keeper1
*walks into thread with my 2 amour tank as escort

drived by kingtom and iceberylin




hey babe.,what are you doing in the enemies territory

we should be mapping out our plan for tomorrow..,you know
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 4:17pm On Feb 06, 2015
brito:





it looks scary
*keeper1 is scary...everybody must be afraid of me**








**cleans my gun**
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 4:15pm On Feb 06, 2015
zick19:
*can't find keeper1 anymore....

*back to sambisa forest to re-organise my men....

*discussing with my men against tomorrow's counter attack....

*receiving medications
shocked
zick19:
*can't find keeper1 anymore....

*back to sambisa forest to re-organise my men....

*discussing with my men against tomorrow's counter attack....

*receiving medications
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 4:12pm On Feb 06, 2015
brito:





That dp sha
**thats me when i wanted to invade the enemies terristory some while ago
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by keeper1: 4:10pm On Feb 06, 2015
brito:






You lv her mr dan me, right? wey my lawyer this mgg is over!
**shoots the lawyer**


Now,woman...don't let me shoot you...i have enough bullets here
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 4:07pm On Feb 06, 2015
Dahjhi:
that dp resemble person wey dey fear..? En wetin u dey keep? Unhealthy dread
**whaaaaaaaatttt**

**wants to shoot him**

Brito=please,dont kill him..hes my brother


**if not because of her
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by keeper1: 4:04pm On Feb 06, 2015
brito:






of course you won't try that with me. St I want u to shoot that your side chick, lolz. pls don't take my comment serious
**looks at her.......**

Hope you were not sent to me by my enemis


**shoots into the air**
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 4:02pm On Feb 06, 2015
zick19:


*passes through an enemy toros...

*enters into an ammo tank begins to bombard all enemies around me....

*now targeting keeper1 and tosyne2much
**runs back for backup...zick19 has joined the enemis........................




Wakes all the sleeping soldiers


Tomorrow.we attack
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by keeper1: 3:51pm On Feb 06, 2015
brito:






Lolzz, I want you to shoot s......
**looks at her....i wont shoot you...you are my wife...now....follow me before i shoot you..





**points gun,missile,amour tank,sniper to her**
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 3:48pm On Feb 06, 2015
zick19:
*grabs a phone from tosyne2much

*calls musa and speaks in hausa tongue; Musa!!! Why did you package the fake bomb for me

*stones the phone at keeper1 and runs for my life....
**chasing him in air with my drone**

**sees him run into our enemy territory**




**they kept him hostage**
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 3:46pm On Feb 06, 2015
malonephills:
you miss your shoot*** now enjoy life
++i got my eye on you

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Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 3:45pm On Feb 06, 2015
naijaboiy:

Lol oga I don retire cheesy
i have un-retire you
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by keeper1: 3:44pm On Feb 06, 2015
brito:




No be your mate keeper1 dey shoot gun? what's scary
**enters thread with a scorn-look-that-can-make-people-shiver face**

***shoots into the air***


Goes out
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 3:40pm On Feb 06, 2015
malonephills:
struggle to escape..........inhale!!! Ahahahn!


Now at nearby chemist,

Nurse remove the bullet!!!
bross...your balls are gone
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 3:39pm On Feb 06, 2015
Dahjhi:
Naijaboiy brought me here..*click on thread, rush to op dp. Rush outta thread before I got infected with .................
**brings him back....**


Dont you fear the great keeper?
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 3:38pm On Feb 06, 2015
LewisO:

Have u ever seen when a bullet penetrate a rock, huh?
but you are not rock na...
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 3:37pm On Feb 06, 2015
naijaboiy:

I look like person wey bullet dey enter undecided
you are the kind we need for this war


**promotes him to major seargent...lead the war**
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 3:21pm On Feb 06, 2015
LewisO:
(op) the effect of that weed is damn to high for your brain to carry!
**i'll kill this one o**



**my allies are ready for war**
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 3:20pm On Feb 06, 2015
malonephills:
sniffing!

I'm not a freedom fighter.

Run for my life
**shoots him in the scrotom**
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 3:19pm On Feb 06, 2015
brito:




1,000likes
**wants to shoot her,,about to pull the trigger...**kingtom pulls my hear and whisper ''bross,,,no kill ham...you fit dey use ham do wife na'''.....**hmmmm.....
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 3:16pm On Feb 06, 2015
naijaboiy:
The rate at which Wet weed is selling these days is now very rampant undecided
**shoots him**
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 3:14pm On Feb 06, 2015
malonephills:
Another bomb blast In the neightbourhood........trynnnnnn to come my area ........cease fire between terrorist and police men......keeper1 need your help!!!








oh...gimme some time...am on the edge of winning this war...**gives him uniform and gun**


We fight this war together
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 3:03pm On Feb 06, 2015
zick19:


*laughs hehehe grin, while the suicide bomb on my body is ticking 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 ALLAAAAHU AKBAR!!!







GBOOOOOOOOOOOM
**the bomb refuses to boomm.......





**tosyne2much,i give you the honor to behead this one....if you do...you'd be promoted a SEARGENT**
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 2:50pm On Feb 06, 2015
zick19:
*breathing heavily.....

*begs keeper1 to release me.
**slaps him.....Work your way to freedom yourself.....join our army or i shoot you!**
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 2:49pm On Feb 06, 2015
sexymoma:
Who angry
thats how they do

**checks her bossom area,no bomb
Ckecks her buttt;yea..this is it...i see the bomb**
Romance / Re: WAR!!! In Romance by keeper1: 2:47pm On Feb 06, 2015
Taylor184:
I give uppp...Please dont ask me why....The OP is high on sour Zobo
**shoots him**


Uses his body as shield for incoming bullets

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