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Romance / Green Pill For Female - International Edition by Keketu(m): 3:46pm On Nov 28, 2020
:DHi ladies, finally after the success of male version , I have received alot of on m to create for female version ... finally winkHi ladies, finally after the success of male version , I have received alot of on m to create for female version
Romance / Re: . by Keketu(m): 3:22pm On Nov 28, 2020
Zzor:
Stop twisting things, care are given to whom rightfully deserve it, hope you own a table by the way. shalom
hi please pm me thank
Romance / Re: Thread closed by Keketu(m): 10:16pm On Nov 27, 2020
Nazgul:

Give him a chance na...onions na the new oil boom. grin
hi undecided please stop thank
Romance / Re: Thread closed by Keketu(m): 10:14pm On Nov 27, 2020
Chumachu:


Lol, alright. cheesy
she hook bro, use my get girl green pill thread to get another fine one, like fati2001 smiley
Romance / Re: Thread closed by Keketu(m): 10:06pm On Nov 27, 2020
chamuchamu please stop undecided
Romance / Lean On Me When You Not Strong :X Tolu by Keketu(m): 7:41pm On Nov 27, 2020
when you not strong smiley

Romance / Re: Thread closed by Keketu(m): 7:14pm On Nov 27, 2020
undecided
Chumachu:


Let us not argue this one. The devil is meant to be the standard of bad but I guess people are out doing the master himself these days. kiss
hi please don't message her again thanks undecided
Romance / Re: Thread closed by Keketu(m): 7:12pm On Nov 27, 2020
pocohantas:

Hahahahahaa. People dey Nairaland sha! cheesy cheesy
hi please pm me thanks
Family / Re: I Dislike My Small Stature by Keketu(m): 6:30am On Nov 27, 2020
shocked shocked
CalliDora1:


Lol.. keketu, so this your crase never commot for your body. Its been a while I've seen you around with your robotic behavior. Lol..

PM you kor, Palm Olive ni.
shocked wow so beautiful .... please pm me x2 thanks
Family / Re: I Dislike My Small Stature by Keketu(m): 6:03am On Nov 27, 2020
CalliDora1:
Babes it's true but you small o. Are you also short? Let me advice you.

Start eating beans like your aunt suggested. Also Increase your fufu intake and see you add some healthy pounds. Make sure you take before and after pics to track progress.

By the way, I must commend that you're very beautiful. No homo.

hello lady, please pm me thank

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Family / Re: I Dislike My Small Stature by Keketu(m): 6:02am On Nov 27, 2020
Venerealisles:
So this year my family decided we were gonna come back to naija early for the Xmas celebrations, we also wanted to do Thanksgiving in Nigeria hence the early arrival.

Well, we were back home in Lag, so I decided to go hang out with some of my long time friends, and what I saw shocked me ooh. They were really big now, felt like they were way older than me. angry To make matters worst, I senior them pretty damn well, but my tiny physique just makes them think otherwise. embarassed

The last straw that broke the camel back was when I went over to my cousin's place, only for my Aunt to start saying stuffs like "I look like a toothpick" she even went as far as saying I should start eating enough beans!! Chaii I have suffered .

I will be 25 by December, but yet most people I come across still think I am a teenager, Little did they know that the so called teenager is the owner of a business in Lagos and also a degree holder.

Inspite of my achievements, I feel what they are saying is beginning to get to me, i can't change the way I look, if I could, I'd probably add more height to my physique grin.
hello lady please pm ,

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Romance / Herrx Such A Beauty Wow by Keketu(m): 7:45am On Nov 26, 2020
HerrX Such a beauty wow shocked
Romance / Re: Guys, Does A "Crush" Have Rights? by Keketu(m): 1:00pm On Nov 25, 2020
LordVaiki:
ok if it's good.
thank bro I use it to get two popular female nairalander and am about to marry soon too smiley
Romance / Re: When Last Did You? by Keketu(m): 12:59pm On Nov 25, 2020
Aimerosa25:
is your name vivsravine
please pm me thank , check my profile picture cool
Romance / Re: What Did You Like About Funmisticqueen? Me I Love Her English by Keketu(m): 10:54am On Nov 25, 2020
Amatarasha:
Yes I always avoid her because of her mighty grammers, which she knew I hate with passion but I accepted she speaks better than kh..a the America oldhag
You what did u like about her?

Ednut1 n astrog wat did u like about her? ( Abeg no insults B4 eni kuure)



Pls am not doing dis because u are better than me but because I miss u a little ( Just little like 2/100)
hi lady, please although I wouldn't recommend green pill so you read because you are lady, please feminine natural is really important in woman please don't lose it to feminism because more and more of this people are finding it hard to get married this days unlike during 2002 time, people are now seeing the evil in the femini thing and understand it real cause and trouble it causing all family undecided
Romance / Re: When Last Did You? by Keketu(m): 10:49am On Nov 25, 2020
Aimerosa25:
can i pm u
yes
Romance / Re: When Last Did You? by Keketu(m): 10:48am On Nov 25, 2020
Kestolove:
I thought u wanted to know the last time I was fvcked
hi please read my green pill thread
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Sleep With A Lady Countless Times & Still Not Catch Feelings? by Keketu(m): 10:47am On Nov 25, 2020
sanesta:
Men, is it possible to sleep with a lady countless times and still not catch feelings and yet you enjoy her so much?
hi please be wary of HIV , today statistic is mind-blowing shocked
Romance / Re: Guys, Does A "Crush" Have Rights? by Keketu(m): 10:45am On Nov 25, 2020
Zzor:
jealouse man spotted
hi
Romance / Re: Guys, Does A "Crush" Have Rights? by Keketu(m): 10:45am On Nov 25, 2020
LordVaiki:
Ladies imagine a scenario you went out to an event center to meet up with your boyfriend, not knowing another guy who was crazy over you was stalking you.The moment you settle into a seat the love stalker approaces you and right then,your boyfriend whomever you came to meet up with walks in. As a lady would you embarass the stalker or give him a soft landing? Vice versa for guys..
hi read my green pill thread .. a big info on green pill as regards pratical how it works is coming soon

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Romance / Re: . by Keketu(m): 10:42am On Nov 25, 2020
A woman responsibility is to cook it is a core responsibility ingrain in our tradition especially if you a born Yoruba it is must that you serve husband food and water please lady respect this sad
Romance / Keketu Pre Wedding Photo (photo) by Keketu(m): 10:11am On Nov 24, 2020
finally 2020 smiley

Entertainment / Re: Biggest Anaconda Found Inside River Photo by Keketu(m): 8:01am On Nov 24, 2020
Houseofglam7:
shocked
hi do you know I'm married? smiley
Romance / Re: How Will U Know If A Man Loves A Woman by Keketu(m): 9:02pm On Nov 23, 2020
Zzor:
you will agree that I've tried taking your insults abi,im just tolerating you because I observe you are quick to anger, hmmmmmmmmm. ok
hi do you know I'm married? smiley
Romance / Re: Wishing The Love Of My Life A Happy Birthday!!! by Keketu(m): 8:59pm On Nov 23, 2020
MhisTahrah:
Awwwn, this is cute. cheesy Happy birthday sirjamesjnr!
hi do you know I'm married? smiley
Romance / Re: Are Men The Reason Women Bleach?! If So It Means..... by Keketu(m): 8:51pm On Nov 23, 2020
hi, it call tuki in native language , where girls became white . undecided
TV/Movies / Re: CITATION: What Do You Think About The Movie?! (SPOILER ALERT) by Keketu(m): 8:12pm On Nov 23, 2020
ToluNazzal:
I thought he movie was well done but i was most impressed by Teni Otedola's acting. Most importantly, the story is one that should have been told sooner.

I even did a review on the movie.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXxQcAiVJMw
lipsrsealed my wife

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Romance / Lady How Many For Keketu Tonight? by Keketu(m): 11:06pm On Nov 22, 2020
Hi, nairaland men think normal pill boy and green pill boy don't get woman on nairaland, thi is the thread to prove them wrong t. lady say hi in comment so they will see normal pill guys are better in girls cool .... Rit, thank for pm last night
Romance / Keketu Due Romance Section For 4 Million by Keketu(m): 7:34pm On Nov 20, 2020
international millionaire keketu, as sue nairaland romance section for 4 billion naira, it is expect seyn will appear in court soon after he also the section 4 million in damages angry angry - http:// newyornews.com
Romance / Re: I Am Just A Purple Boy In A Pink Pot (photo) by Keketu(m): 3:34pm On Nov 20, 2020
SyIvalord:
+yawns+ Fcck off bro
hi thank bro she was only joking , I said it in up thread smiley
Romance / Re: I Am Just A Purple Boy In A Pink Pot (photo) by Keketu(m): 2:16pm On Nov 20, 2020
SyIvalord:
Omo that is your business oo. We do not know what you mean and we do not give a flying fcck undecided
thank bro , I think I'm fine now the girl call me today
Romance / Re: Things Ladies Do That Make Them Unattractive. by Keketu(m): 11:27pm On Nov 19, 2020
johnSdoe:

Lol. Each to his own kink grin
hi please teach all guy the green pill way

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