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Romance / I Am Just A Purple Boy In A Pink Pot (photo) by Keketu(m): 11:25pm On Nov 19, 2020
I am just a boy in a pink pot ... cry
Romance / Re: What Song Is Currently On Your Repeat Replay? by Keketu(m): 3:36pm On Nov 10, 2020
listen to keketu rat intesiticide theme song check my profile
Romance / Why The Green Pill Will Work by Keketu(m): 2:43pm On Nov 10, 2020
Hi why the green pill will work
Romance / The Greenpill - Keketu Mr Education by Keketu(m): 5:47am On Nov 09, 2020
Hi, please the only true about relationship is that girl like to be cherish, they cherish thing you do for them, this is why many girl follow you to eat Siya and afterwards....

Many people don't know this small secret - but this is the green pill - the food/do you have movie formula ... grin grin cool cool
Romance / List Of Thing Nairaland Woman Do That Turn Off Keketu Button by Keketu(m): 9:42pm On Oct 08, 2020
Please ladies cry
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid To Buhari: Donald Trump Is Not Your Concern by Keketu(m): 10:25pm On Oct 06, 2020
fati2001:


wher you follow?
wow I like it thank kiss good woman help he man in need always

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Cancels Lil Frosh's Recording Contract For Assaulting Gift Camille by Keketu(m): 10:21pm On Oct 06, 2020
Xixtie:

May all the females in your lineage be battered like that.
He isn't his wife and he hasn't paid a penny on her, regardless of what she could have done, the animal could have walked away.
He is simply a beast, an animal, a demented scallywag.
His end has begun, so shall the end of every beast out there.
hello lady
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid To Buhari: Donald Trump Is Not Your Concern by Keketu(m): 5:01pm On Oct 04, 2020
fati2001:
YES CARRY ON. ICON LIVING!
my second wife �
Romance / Please Can I Bring Girlfriend If I Have Cockroach In My House by Keketu(m): 10:17pm On Sep 16, 2020
Hi please can I bring a girlfriend in my house if I have a cockroach in my house? girl, how will you feel if you go to guy house and you see cockroach around he bed?
Romance / Keketu Fighting Naked by Keketu(m): 10:54pm On Sep 09, 2020
keketu fighting naked
Romance / Missy Techy My Cruch Forever I Wiill Marry Her (pic) by Keketu(m): 10:53pm On Aug 20, 2020
her hair so soft kiss kiss kiss
her lip wow shocked shocked

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Romance / Re: Hi Please Who Know (pic) by Keketu(m): 12:38pm On Aug 20, 2020
Kriss216:
Why do you need her contact?
hi please do you know her? is this her? good morning, please pm me thank
Romance / Re: Should I Marry Albino? by Keketu(m): 12:38pm On Aug 20, 2020
Kemimarch16:
If u really love her then go ahead
hi
Romance / Re: Should I Marry Albino? by Keketu(m): 12:37pm On Aug 20, 2020
pocohantas:
Awww...You look so happy and at peace with with her. No she is not OBESE, that lady I see there isn’t obese. Cutting down the layers around the stomach region is strongly advised though. Asides that, a lot of us look like that and we don’t consider ourselves obese.

Relationships are complicated enough, adding it extra complications is an overkill. Everyone would make compromises in the long run, if yours is marrying an albino- I like to think you are very lucky. Some men (will) have it worse.


Read up with you can about albinism and reach your conclusions yourself.



Humans are always discriminating. Tribe, religion, sub-religion, educational qualifications, height, complexion...man! Just do who gives you peace.
thanks
Romance / Hi Please Who Know (pic) by Keketu(m): 12:31pm On Aug 20, 2020
Hi please good morning , please who know the lady in this picture ? please help me get her contact please , please please I'm prostrating please thanks shocked

Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boys: The ‘Twice As Tall’ Album Review by Keketu(m): 12:28pm On Aug 20, 2020
odibills:
All I want is for Burna to bring Grammy home... SA's need to be taught a lesson




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hi please good morning please who is the second lady in that pic please help me get he contact please please sor
Romance / Keketu Mr Education : Girl Are Like Gold Please Cherish Her by Keketu(m): 10:08pm On Aug 13, 2020
Please cherish girl they like Gold please don't let her go because gold is like a small fish, if it swim away it will be hard to find.
cry cry cry
Romance / Red Pill Boy Take Note: Keketu Is Not A Small Boy by Keketu(m): 4:54pm On Jul 31, 2020
Hello message to all the red pill boy please note , I have date many women here , you can check. And to the who send me pm I'm a very respectable guy and I'm not a small boy when it comes to woman and nairaland dating including offline and in real life. Please remember this . Thanks
Romance / Re: Dats It I Am No Longer Interested In Facebook by Keketu(m): 10:05pm On Jul 21, 2020
themaestro08:


Says a shitty moderfucker. A joke? Na na we don't need your extremely crappy,horrendous and ill-humored jokes. I would rather sleep than read this piece of garbage.

cheesy grin. I've gotten you but quite funny you wanna use diversion tactic.

Again in bold "YOU ARE LITERALLY THE BIGGEST ASS HOLE ON THE INTERNET" grin

grin grin what a shitty fuuker grin grin
rule 19 undecided
Romance / Re: Dats It I Am No Longer Interested In Facebook by Keketu(m): 10:04pm On Jul 21, 2020
MrSensor:
shut up.
no hate word on nairaland rule 19 undecided I'm now admin please notice
Politics / Re: Martins Idakpini: Lance Corporal Blasts Buratai Over Incessant Killings by Keketu(m): 6:30pm On Jun 23, 2020
Anneka101:
As a nation right now, only God can save us from insecurities because out leaders have failed us.


To have gotten to the stage where security officers now make video, that's to show that things have really gotten out of hand.

Please God we need your mercies
yeah baby anneka kiss , you are relly right thanks for this incite. Please pm me thanks
Romance / Lady Please Start Naming Your Children Keketu by Keketu(m): 11:34pm On Jun 22, 2020
it's a unisex name, not only yoruba but it in Ibo and Hausa too. although it misspell , I realise alot of lady like it too kiss
Romance / Please Can I Sue Hooker If He Use Her Own To Hit My Head? by Keketu(m): 7:20am On Jun 22, 2020
Hi please, can I sue hooker if she use her frying pan with remaining fried egg to hit my head? The egg fell on me too
Health / Re: How I Overcame Marijuana Addiction (Weed) by Keketu(m): 4:10pm On Jun 20, 2020
Angelinastto:
Poster thank God for your life, may you never go back to your vomit. I wish Mike could be friends with someone like you. I've done all I can to stop that guy from smoking
shocked please pm me tomorrow thanks .. wow
Food / Re: See The Antelope That Was Shot Dead By My Brother This Morning by Keketu(m): 3:53pm On Jun 20, 2020
Anuoluwa1234:
Watsup with the hair on its body.. you guys pour water on it ..and why??.
That looks like egbin, in Yoruba.. I don't really know the English for it sad sad..
Prepare it well, and make a sumptuous meal outta it grin grin grin..
It will pass good place grin grin
woow hi please pm me tonight. Good morning
Romance / Re: Why Do Many Girls Stop Looking Attractive After Marriage?? by Keketu(m): 11:08pm On Jun 19, 2020
sexylassie2:


Is it the wife family that will take care of the marriage? Is it the wife family that will pay school fees, pay clothes for the kids??
hi lady a guy never broke but just that he time never come undecided when he time come he know what to do with money
Romance / Have Hear Timi Dokolo New Romance Song He Want To Release by Keketu(m): 11:02pm On Jun 19, 2020
Hi nairaland, today I was passing through Timi dokolo house and I hear a song on loud speaker, the first official release of the song before it is release to public it is a love song smiley
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Branded Most Selfish Footballer After Not Taking Penalty In Napoli Game by Keketu(m): 4:15pm On Jun 18, 2020
obembet:
Cristiano Ronaldo has received a whole lot of criticism after he didn't step up to take a penalty in the Coppa Italia final shoot-out defeat to Napoli.

Despite seeing a spot-kick saved in his return to action in the semi-final against AC Milan, Ronaldo is comfortably Juventus' best penalty taker and is normally immune to pressure in the big moments.

But the five-time Ballon d'Or winner didn't even get to take one last night.

Both Paulo Dybala and Danilo missed from 12 yards while Napoli scored all four through Lorenzo Insigne, Matteo Politano, Nikola Maksimovic and Arkadiusz Milik - the latter putting away the winner to secure Gennaro Gattuso's first trophy.
And many believe Ronaldo didn't take a penalty because he wanted to be fifth on the list and ultimately the hero - something which has happened in the past.
Juventus had won the Coppa Italia three years in a row prior to Ronaldo's arrival, while Napoli's win brought a first trophy in six seasons at the San Paolo.

Is it fair grounds to criticise Ronaldo or is reaching a bit?

Sound off in the comments.

Source: https://www.sportbible.com/football/news-cristiano-ronaldo-branded-the-most-selfish-footballer-ever-20200618.amp.html

hi please good evening please are you really a F ? Please Pm me know thanks
Travel / Re: How A Nigerian Lady Landed In Europe Because Of 80 Naira Sachet Milk by Keketu(m): 7:17am On Jun 17, 2020
DenreleDave:
See better ladies.. Not like Onyi22.......
hi please don't call her again please angry she has a boy friend
Food / Re: Secret To Cooking Nigerian Party Jollof Rice by Keketu(m): 11:36pm On Jun 16, 2020
pocohantas:



Pic 1: Ideal Pot.
Pic 2: Groundnut oil you should avoid, IF YOU CAN...
Pic 3: The rice on the left is Basmati, obviously more beautiful- but not fit for the job. So, I use the thai rice (on the right) for the cooking. However, if you have to use Basmati, do not parboil. Just soak and wash with hot water.
4: Wooden spoon.
wow see your hand shocked I love you kiss kiss
Crime / Re: Suspected Thief Burnt To Death In Ogoja, Cross River (Graphic Photos) by Keketu(m): 6:32pm On Jun 16, 2020
AiteeAitee:
What the heck!

Humanity is rapidly becoming a monster. How can you watch your fellow human burning, slowly losing grip on life in agonizing pain and yet begging for mercy while you cheer on?

Africans! You complain that Whites call you savages, animals or whatever. Why won't they say so when they see you burn a human this way
Stop this nasty thing! angry

This is wrong. No matter the offence, life is too precious to be wasted this way.
wow hi pleasr pm me thanks

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Celebrities / Re: Pics Of The Giant Scorpion I Saw On My way Home. please what spacie is it by Keketu(m): 11:11pm On Jun 14, 2020
free promo for lady tonight, pm me for tonight pm open till 2 pm tonight thanks kiss

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