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PoliticsRe: Fayose's Zenith Bank Account Frozen by kel5000(m): 7:52pm On Jun 20, 2016
TippyTop:
No longer regurgitating your tried and tested rhetoric that baba has no time for Fayose abi?
No mind am
PoliticsRe: Fayose's Zenith Bank Account Frozen by kel5000(m): 7:30pm On Jun 20, 2016
princeofpeace22:
Talkative governor have u paid your workers?
Zombie on the prowl
CultureRe: Delta Igbos In Delta State by kel5000(m): 7:06pm On Jun 16, 2016
Na Dem sabi
PoliticsRe: What Really Is Wrong With This Administration? Unlucky Or Incapable? by kel5000(m): 10:41am On Jun 11, 2016
WebSurfer:
i pity you
Zombie o zombie...
PoliticsRe: What Really Is Wrong With This Administration? Unlucky Or Incapable? by kel5000(m): 10:10am On Jun 11, 2016
WebSurfer:
It is too early to read complains of a wailer.. Too long . Sorry for your frustration OP..


But don't forget people are still balling hard despite your claims.

So you check yourself very well and do the needful
I wager the 'people balling hard' are paid hands like u and people living n fools' paradise.
Music/RadioRe: Eleven Lines You will Surely Hear On Nigerian Songs... by kel5000(m): 7:59pm On Jun 05, 2016
Iamsynord:
1) I will Take You – This is a line you are almost certain to hear in a Nigerian song. Artistes that are recording in slums and struggle to book studio sessions are so in love with this particular line. You see someone who is still living in ajegunle screaming i will take you to london, i will take you to paris, i will take you higher, i will take you to toronto....and many more fantasy lands. The most painful thing is that most of that dont even call togo, ghana and south africa which are countries they can struggle to take this girls to and help develop africa..

2) I get Money – I get money, i get dollars, i get pounds.. Most of this artistes have not even see real dollars and pounds , not to talk of holding it or possessing these currencies to the extent of spending it yafun yafun or on girls.. i will spray you pounds and dollars, i get plenty money, i get money, my money dey overflow ,the only competition i get na dangote yet their contract is 70 – 30 percent ...... hmmn, you get money and you still dey borrow clothes go show and borrow loan record track, God dey..

3) Back then when i was broke/ in the Ghetto - Every Nigerian artiste is never rich from the start. Even those with billionaire father will say “ i remember when i had no money in my back account “.Nigerian artistes believe they have to create a feeling that they suffered and husstled to the top with no dime. This is in order to connect with the crowd that listens to them . No recent nigerian album where a track wouldnt be how the artist use to drink garri with no water or walk to studio to and fro with one shoe.

4) Baby / love – Baby or doll, na them know.. perhaps Nigerian songs are the reason why most nigerian girls dont reason well again... Almost all songs , our nigerian girls are referred to as babies.. baby comman take chocolate, baby oo gimme love , baby na you i want.. What went wrong with using be my girl, with using woman, ladies or lass??



5) Eh and yeh - Eh .... yeba ooo ehen ehen..i thank God for blessing .. you will hear one background eh ehen... ehen ehen.. what are you ehen ehen ??.... ye oo baby.. ye .. ah ah ... yeh yeh.... why this huh

6) Low- Nigeria artists will never tell you to go high ...... there is almost an 100 percent certainty you will hear this in any nigerian club track.. Bend down low, go down low, wine it low , shake it low, take it slow.... A sure item in nigerian tracks.No wonder the economy is low.. oya buhari, go low, oya okonjo , go low..
You forgot the overused,'who God has blessed,no man can curse'
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Cancels Trip To Ogoniland Over "Assassination Threats" by kel5000(m): 12:28pm On Jun 02, 2016
kenny987:
The fearless Sheriffat!
Sheriffat ko,mulikatu Ni.shior
LiteratureRe: Top Five Book Publishers In Nigeria by kel5000(m): 10:35am On May 29, 2016
Ejiod:
Longman not in d list?
Longman has been renamed Pearson in Nigeria,though still answers longman in some African countries.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Fayose Surrounded By Gun-Wielding Hunters by kel5000(m): 1:34pm On May 24, 2016
deebsman1:
This guy is inviting chaos again, can't he be diplomatic for once undecided

This is how they encourage arms proliferation and later they won't be able to contain it, cos sooner or later, all dis pipu (from both sides) will later resort to more exotic arms and technically increases crime rate in all it means

And this is d role model of some, smh

Abeg did he even pass thru skul??
One million shares for u.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Fayose Makes History, Bans Cattle Grazing In Ekiti by kel5000(m): 4:32pm On May 23, 2016
praxisnetworks:
you talk like someone who is unreasonable
Maybe,he belongs to the cattle family too
CelebritiesRe: Famous Celebrities From Abia by kel5000(m): 5:46am On May 23, 2016
Proudly Abian!
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Blow Up Agip Pipeline In Bayelsa by kel5000(m): 2:42pm On May 22, 2016
emmasege:
While the Daura dull.ard.inho is extending hands of fellowship to his misguided boko haram brothers, he vows to crush those on whose land the entire nation feeds. I'll pray that you continue to use force against the NDA, IPOB etc so as to fast track the decomposition reaction of this compound called Nigeria.
I belong to the Oduduwa race but I support the disintegration of this entity because PMB is too sectional and vindictive for a diverse nation as ours. His type should not even head any federal establishment, let alone sit as the CEO of a nation.
So so true...
Foreign AffairsRe: Nigerian Wins Primaries In His German Political Party (cdu) For State Election by kel5000(m): 11:14am On May 22, 2016
coolcongratulations
PoliticsRe: Region That Inspired Me, Hate Them Love Them They Keep Moving Forward by kel5000(m): 7:35pm On May 16, 2016
Lala...kilo feel?
PoliticsRe: 14 Ways We Are Worse Off Since Buhari Became President by kel5000(m): 4:32pm On May 15, 2016
topsam1:
Na so una rush rush go collect independence by fire by force.....and see the aftermath effect....no patience at all..... E beta make i suffer now and enjoy later. Abeg no abuse me oooo
Omo,come n be my slave then
PoliticsRe: Fuel Price: NLC To Go On Strike Wednesday by kel5000(m): 11:17am On May 14, 2016
Sunnymatey:
. But we need a fuel pump price increase frm #87 to #145 without due consultation.
He's one of the paid zombies
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed Begs NBC For N13Million Loan For China Trip - DumebiIfeanyi.com by kel5000(m): 8:41pm On May 12, 2016
Adebammm:
It now seems dat everything about this Lia Mohammed NA LIE, them still want make Nigeria dey pity dem say no money for country.... I be una zombie b4 but now I don wise... Zombie Don wake Up
Congratulobia to u
PoliticsRe: £250million Given To Buhari By Britain - Dailymail by kel5000(m): 8:39pm On May 08, 2016
nrexzy:
A Good citizen like myself would pay the loan.
U don chop today?
PoliticsRe: £250million Given To Buhari By Britain - Dailymail by kel5000(m): 8:15pm On May 08, 2016
nrexzy:
So how much did Obama declear he had??
Is Obama Nigerian president?face ya hypocrite of a president,ok
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Northerners Threatens To Divide From Nigeria by kel5000(m): 7:12pm On May 07, 2016
MrAdetunjiBayo:
If hausa and fulani goes, we yorubas will join them and live peacefully with them in Odua-Arewa islamic republic. I am a yoruba muslim and we want to stay with fulani not ibos.
Happy to miss you
PoliticsRe: Hausa And Igbos Clash In Aba, 3 Dead (photos) by kel5000(m): 7:39pm On May 05, 2016
sigiyaya:
Big nwokem come back home na oge adi ro
Tell him o nwanne
PoliticsRe: We Will Poison Our Water, Fayose Threatens Fulani Herdsmen by kel5000(m): 11:56am On May 04, 2016
VivianUdeogu:
I just love Governor Fayose. How I wish Fayose can rule us in Igboland. Fayose is greater than all the Governors we have in Igboland. Fayose is greater than Governor Willie Obiano. Fayose is greater than Ojukwu
Oboy,quit sounding clownish n get some sense.we know u are an ofe person
PoliticsRe: A Myopic Leader by kel5000(m): 9:38pm On May 01, 2016
Very insensitive man.more baddies for naija people.
CelebritiesRe: I’m Not Teebillz – Illbliss To Punch by kel5000(m): 8:27pm On Apr 30, 2016
amtaken:
They think that we are suffering from amnesia.
U are absolutely right.most of them have short memories
CelebritiesRe: I’m Not Teebillz – Illbliss To Punch by kel5000(m): 7:48pm On Apr 30, 2016
amtaken:
Hahahahaha you go fear sermon na.

Look at the person who spent 6 years criticising GEJ now preaching to me for pointing out Buhari's flaws.


Imagine him saying that Buhari and his team are working very hard to fix all the sectors that they broke down in the first place.


Kikikikikikikikikiki it's like there is a special lesson which Buhari supporters must go through to make them sound like this.


What can I say but to wish you freedom. Yes, you need to be free. You need to know the truth.
Don't mind the hypocritical nonsense
CelebritiesRe: I’m Not Teebillz – Illbliss To Punch by kel5000(m): 7:37pm On Apr 30, 2016
ayobua:
Is buhari not old enough to be ur father,what gut do have to compare him to tiwa saga foolish human bieng
Is buhari not a foolish human being?
SportsRe: Liverpool Trying Jacob Njoku And Ejike by kel5000(m): 6:31pm On Apr 25, 2016
Pwayne2016:
Umuigbo..

Ya gazie ru unu
Amen oooo!!!
SportsRe: Liverpool Trying Jacob Njoku And Ejike by kel5000(m): 6:29pm On Apr 25, 2016
tobtap:
hmmmmm...congrats..BUT ARE THEY TRULY 18years old?
Ko kan aye
PoliticsRe: 10 APC Senators Pledge Votes For Ekweremadu by kel5000(m): 10:41am On Apr 24, 2016
DIKEnaWAR:
Saraki will definitely leave and his so called supporters will show themselves as fair wind supporters.


It happened before, it shall happen again.


BTW, Nigerians mumu dey touch the sky. We spend all our days now guessing and making permutations about who will and will not succeed Saraki, while fuel scarcity, poor electricity supply, economic hardship and a dictatorship is descending heavily on us. This is a huge distraction because whoever becomes the Senate President will only change the fortunes of those close to him/her. It won't change that of the country cos he's a primus interparis.
I think u should direct what u just said to ya goat of a pressidiot and APC,they put us in mess,instead of facing governance,they causing confusion here n there
PoliticsRe: 10 APC Senators Pledge Votes For Ekweremadu by kel5000(m): 10:32am On Apr 24, 2016
LMFashions:
GEJ is old enough to be ur father, can u refer to ur father as a drunk and clueless?

Ur hypocrisy stinks
God bless u for making him have some sense.
BusinessRe: The Anti Snake Plant Thread by kel5000(m): 7:23pm On Apr 21, 2016
yankeedodo:
It is not a rumour to all of us that yearly, snakes kill over 12,000 people worldwide. The interesting aspect of this is that about three quarter of this deaths occur in the so called developed sites and homes rather than inside bushes or forests.
The greatest fear for many is seeing snakes. snake bites is not a beautiful experience to encounter.
All we have got in our hospital is what I called ''medicine after death'' where doctors only administer anti venom to keep patients alive after bite.
Now have we ever asked ourselves, is it possible to keep snake afar from us?
the answer is yes. there is an anti snake plant which can chase away snakes totally from our vicinity.
What's the name of The plant n pix?

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