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TravelRe: Kaduna-Bound Train Derails Near Abuja, Passengers Stranded (Photos, Video) by Kelklein(m): 3:20pm On Aug 26, 2025
e no go pass vandals

They might have removed some bolts and joints in that axis
BusinessRe: Cape Verde, Benin, Senegal Lead ECOWAS Stability Ranking As Nigeria Shows Gains by Kelklein(m): 6:47pm On Aug 25, 2025
Giant of 'Africa' 🤔🤔🤔

Shame wear me gele, come tie me wrapper on top for here like this..

And they say this is even as improvement 🤔

Did you observe that this country has not or let me rephrase cannot host any meaninful continental or international games tournament for close to 20 years running now..

We go dey alright sha.. it's just a phase some irrespónsible people have subjected us all
PoliticsRe: Top 15 Countries By Average Wealth Per Person In 2025 by Kelklein(m): 2:02pm On Aug 25, 2025
Just for context Nigeria is currently at $2447 in 2025

It was $3136 in 2014..
Foreign AffairsRe: 'Starvation Is Everywhere': Gaza Clinics Tours Expose Horror Scale(Very Graphic) by Kelklein(m): 7:03pm On Aug 23, 2025
The world shouldn't have allow Israel do this.. 🤔🤔.. they
CrimeRe: Man Kills Self In Imo Over Hardship, Family Neglect by Kelklein(m): 9:44pm On Aug 22, 2025
When would this end FGS..

Remember this is just one of the few that make it to the media

People are indeed going through alot..

Unfortunately, those who should act to help the masses are still living in stark delusion..

How do you wake a man who pretends to be asleep?!..
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Presidents And FX Reserves: A 2007–2025 Timeline by Kelklein(m): 7:30pm On Aug 22, 2025
This is a commendable feat by the administration. I'm one of their strongest critics so it's also right that when they do something commendable, we mention it.

What this means is that the Naira-Dollar won't be dancing skelewu for a while..

However, The administration should take it easy on borrowing tho..

That you have a window to take loans doesn't mean that you should or must.. cos I don't see any reason in having more reserves and even triple more in debt burden.. doesn't make any sense if you look at it critically..

Too many selfish, klepto and unpatriotic individuals running the affairs of this nation🤔🤔
EducationRe: Benue Governor Bans Basic School Graduation Parties, Non-Transferable Textbooks by Kelklein(m): 9:15am On Aug 22, 2025
From Imo to Edo and now Benue

This should be made a National policy already

Let every lower-class graduation be like the University Matriculation or Convocation where outlandish and flamboyant participation is optional or done as desired by the parents from their pockets..

Let those who can afford such, do their graduation.. The redline should be, imposing compulsory graduation fees on even struggling parents.
PoliticsRe: Claims That Nigeria's President Earns ₦1m Salary Per Month False - Daniel Ojukwu by Kelklein(m):
It's a scam propaganda..

Same way they tell you each Senator's monthly salary is 645k per month whereas each receives directly an alert of close to 50m every month from the public coffer with Constituency allowances running into tens of billions they indirectly receive.

They want you to believe a man whose wife dishes out billions in sundry donations on a monthly basis receives 1m per month as salary. Do you know how many million is in a billion.

You can actually improve the condition of service and renumeration of political office holders, but not this way.. not by pissing on the citizens and telling them it's raining.

You all can do better!!
PoliticsRe: NNPC Refineries Will Work, Ojulari Counters Dangote, Others by Kelklein(m): 12:52pm On Aug 21, 2025
No be by cho cho cho.. show workings

If na by cho cho cho, A certain Kachikwu would have completed those refineries.. he swore by every under the sun that the refineries would start working before end of 2018.. those after him did same..

All I see you all display is lack of patriotism.. none of you including the person that recruited you loves this country enough to want to see it work.. it s always about selfish interests, me and my cronies first for you all .
CelebritiesRe: Veteran Nollywood Actor Fabian Adibe Dies At 82 by Kelklein(m): 8:22pm On Aug 20, 2025
Rest in Peace sir.. 🕊

One of those who never acted any evil roles.. he's always that Nnayi who wanted the best for his family..🤍
PoliticsRe: If Somebody’s Pot Of Soup Sours In Abia, They Will Blame Me - Ikpeazu by Kelklein(m): 2:36pm On Aug 20, 2025
Prosterity would remember you as the governor who gave pregnant women N500 and defended it on a National TV..🤔

Man was very proud of his non-performance and he has no excuse about it.
PoliticsRe: 2027: No Force Can Defeat PDP If We’re United – Former Abia Governor, Ikpeazu by Kelklein(m): 2:16pm On Aug 20, 2025
Pls don't blame them for this spoiler games they are playing..

Na the irrespónsible party wey dem dey dey cause this see finish..

There is no reason the Party shouldn't have expelled by now those unrepentant members that are still in bed with the ruling party.
PoliticsRe: Adamawa Bye-Election: Ganye LGA Result by Kelklein(m): 8:46pm On Aug 16, 2025
For those APC online úrchins mocking the ADC above, didn't you see no candidate was fielded by the ADC?!

The nomination of candidates by political parties and primaries occurred before and around the same time the Coalition was announced sometimes in March this year.

The few ADC you saw in some of the elections were the ones done by the old guards before the Coalition..
BusinessRe: You Opened Your Piggybank But Met This, What Would You Do? by Kelklein(m): 1:03pm On Aug 15, 2025
How did the inside got burnt but not the outside..

Just curious tho
PoliticsRe: You Should Open Stall At Onitsha Market, Omokri Slams Peter Obi by Kelklein(m):
omo..like play like play Reno is cashing out from all of these..

Man really understands how to play with Nigerians' heads from his own corner of the world and make money doing so..

Have never seen one man with so many distorted personalities and lack of conviction in the 21st Century.. all just to survive and cash out doing so..🤔🤔

It's baffling tbh and awe-inspiring at the same time how he's doing all these..

Cos the bottomline for every Nigerian at the moment is Survival.. how you achieve that matters less really for some like Reno.. He easily finds his way around the political cycle by being Petyr Baelish of Game of Thrones.. wow
FamilyRe: My Man Tattooed His Mum's Name And Mine – Has Anyone Ever Tattooed Your Name... by Kelklein(m): 7:21pm On Aug 14, 2025
Lamba
SportsRe: Nigeria Now Has 2 CAF Approved Stadium For 2025/26 Continental Competition by Kelklein(m):
Just for context South Africa has over 13 Stadiums for Continental championship.. a shame of a country..🤔🤔
HealthRe: United Nations Ranking For Open Defecation by Kelklein(m): 7:47pm On Aug 12, 2025
Na bad thing list we dey always feature prominent

Before I opened this thread, my mind was just telling me.. Nigeria go dey the first five 🤔🤔
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG Orders Probe Of Civil Service Recruitments Amid Job Racketeering Scandal by Kelklein(m): 3:04pm On Aug 12, 2025
Embargo on employment but every month they issue employment letters in thousands..

It is well

indeed, if you live in Nigeria, your daily prayer should be 'it would favor me and my family'

That is the society they have built.. not one that works for all but that of favour and chance..🤔🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Sowore To Lead Protest Over Raye's Withheld NYSC Certificate by Kelklein(m): 9:30am On Aug 12, 2025
It s an unnecessary protest

The Corps is right in their action..

The question is did she miss the monthly clearance, yes.. but then the LGI deliberately denied her that clearance during the heat of the 'Smelling Lagos' saga.. talk about some overzealous staff

Then the NYSC is being unnecessarily vindictive.. People are already forgetting this matter.. you all should have allowed sleeping dog lie by giving her the certificate let's all put the matter to rest once and for all.
PoliticsRe: Sowore Detained In Overcrowded Cell With Over 30 Sick Suspected Kidnappers… Etc by Kelklein(m): 7:10pm On Aug 08, 2025
Using your office to fight a personal battle is most irrespónsible.. it's even against the Police Act. you won't be there forever.. if he calls you illëgal, why harrass him through the backdoor.. where is the lie in what he said now,..!🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: 2027: Dismantle Premature Tinubu Re-Election Posters Nationwide – ADC Tells APC by Kelklein(m): 10:05pm On Aug 07, 2025
Omo.. the way ADC dey press those people neck eh.. makes you wonder where they've been all these while..

PDP was caged and LP was clearly compromised.. so APC was having a field day putting Nigerians through Shege damburuba (renewed shege) after Buhari's Shege banza in his second term. We thought the Shege in his first term would end there..

Indeed, the worst thing that could happen to a country is a kílled opposition 🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Reports That INEC Has Rejected The New Leadership Is False - ADC by Kelklein(m): 3:46pm On Aug 06, 2025
In as much as everyone knows APC is over-capable of doing this and even more, ADC too needs to put that ship in order by ensuring all loose ends are tied.. and also try as much as possible to bring in all dissenting voices (Kachikwu and co).. Be also on the alert as all State Institutions in the country including the Judiciary do the biddings of the ruling party.

APC may be very bad at governance, but what they lack in governance acumen, they make up for in Politicking and Committing Impunity. You have to give it to them.. APC is led by people that know how to give you 80 to take 100. You know how they do in Chess and Board games. Other parties can learn a thing or two from them.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Imports Surge To 71% As Marketers Ditch Local Refineries by Kelklein(m):
professorPABX:
Thanks for the information that SUBSIDY still happens, thanks for that information. I know PEF have been abolished but I was confused when DANGOTE was mentioning falsification of figures about PMS consumption repeatedly. He said the pms importers and Ally in government have been inflating figures. I have been wondering about what concerns Government, Nigerians and DANGOTE with figures since no payment is based on the figures and no subsidy on FOREX for essential commodities and no CRUDE OIL Swapping Deals again.

During JONATHAN Government when crude oil was above $110 per barrel. 1. Subsidy was been paid 2. CRUDE OIL Swapping Deals was on. My personal friend worked with a popular downstream oil company at Lekki Phase 1 as Bunkering Superintendent. Wallahi, it was deal galore. Everyday at that company was like CHRISTMAS. It seems the external Caterers that supply Lunch foods always prepared for visitors. The environment was always in festive mood with every staff happy celebrating one thing or the other. I always took time to visit my friend whenever I visit Lekki provided he is not at Apapa Jetty.

Few months after BUHARI came, I visited, the place had changed. It was like a mourning period. The deals have stopped and their company listed among companies being investigated by EFCC. They complained that companies with very strong interest in Buhari Government are still enjoying the subsidy and other deals. They said they are being victimized because their Chairman's wife is Mama Peace Jonathan personal friend.
Yea. It's always like that
..Every government in power has kitchen cabinet and those they favor. The current government granted some licence to import to some of their cronies.. even when it was clear that we have a local refinery that can meet local need. Now Dangote is forced to export its petrol in order to sell, while some groups backed by the government take our scarce foreign exchange to import.. same people would submit the import bill to the government and claim they sell below the cost price to meet set market price.. Government would tell you no Subsidy provision in the budget but they would go behind and pay those people and call it Under-Recovery. The malfeasance and corruption in that sector is scary..
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Two things make importation attractive, the prospect of claiming subsidy or Under-Recovery claims like i mentioned earlier and the fact that the fuel being imported are mostly blended cheap fuel and these same guys own some of these blended plants in other parts of the world. Most countries won't take this kind of fuel but Nigeria where anything goes has a ready market due to poor or easily compromised regulatory authorities.. these are the monsters and saboteurs Dangote fight on a daily.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Imports Surge To 71% As Marketers Ditch Local Refineries by Kelklein(m): 12:21pm On Aug 04, 2025
professorPABX:
Please, kindly educate me on this falsifying of figures and falsifying of daily PMS consumption in Nigeria. Is Government still paying subsidy? Are there other payments Government is paying based daily consumption? I am aware Petroleum Equalization Fund (PEF) makes payment for bridging gap. What are the other things that can cause falsification of figures?

This is the reason they are against DANGOTE. The Cabals will be against him. Tinubu blocked subsidy, DANGOTE wanted to close loopholes.
PEF has since been abolished. It was introduced to ensure uniform price of fuel across the country. That too was abused by our people as usual.. that's why you see price increase as you move Northwards..

There are vested interests in high places facilitating this importation business and their only motivation is that they would be able to claim subsidy on false importation figure not necessarily because the importation is so profitable.. yes subsidy still happens through the backdoor..

they do all these things and give us the reports later. That's how Government is run in Nigeria. Remember the ways and means?!
PoliticsRe: Fuel Imports Surge To 71% As Marketers Ditch Local Refineries by Kelklein(m): 10:44am On Aug 04, 2025
Stealing and falsification of figures can only happen with importation.. it would be hard if everything is domestic..

That's why some people would do anything to make sure importation persists..

And to think that it's those in high places elected to serve the people perpetrating this is really disturbing..

Isn't it utterly absurd that Dangote produces and exports, then you go abroad to import same product. blended one that is less quality?!

Something is really wrong with our brains.. Nigeria doesn't deserve being treated like this. This is not patriotism. Patriotism is not just singing National anthem up and down. Patriotism means love for country. But here everyone just looking for ways to keep violating the country for pecuniary gains.
PoliticsRe: Bayo Ojulari's Days Are Numbered As NNPC GMD - The Cable by Kelklein(m):
So much scandals for a man that claimed to come with so much reforms..

All these are simple signs of moral decadence.. the level of degeneration our society has gotten.. one that should get every right-thinking person concerned..

NNPC is like the 'soul' of this nation.. and some few people colluding with some State actors to make a joke of it should bother every citizen of this country..

Those it May Concern should do the needful.. with all the seriousness this needs..🤔🤔
EventsRe: No Reception! This Viral Wedding Invitation Has Sparked A Lot Of Buzz Online. by Kelklein(m):
Most people who do reception wanted to use it to recoup their expenses.. but the reverse is always the case most times..

You will spend 500k to feed 500 people and all the money wey dem go spray you no go reach 200k..

Cut your coat according to your clothes.. use that money to buy stuffs that you and your new wife would eat for 3 months..
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Moves To End Poverty Nationwide, Approves New Programme by Kelklein(m): 11:53pm On Aug 01, 2025
HRTOFAKNG:
Brotherly, you are right to an extent! But I would like to add security to your list. Because without a coordinated security architecture in place to self guard the local farmers producing food in the country, the other two points you made may not work effectively.
I agree with you completely..

The security issue would need a holistic approach like a Constitution tweaking.. I personally believe community policing is the way forward.. some call it state police.. if that is adopted today, the size of the police force alone would triple in an instant.. that would mean more boots on the ground to police our numerous ungoverned spaces around the country. It would also eliminate this current using a third of the police force to guard private privileged citizens.. more like a more responsible and accountable policing..

But those who should facilitate all of these are more interested in continually controlling the Federal Police against their next election..

It s a sad situation.. Citizens shouldn't go through all of these..
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Moves To End Poverty Nationwide, Approves New Programme by Kelklein(m): 11:33pm On Aug 01, 2025
Fujiyama:
^^^
It is actually the other way round? Imported fuel (and other imports too) are putting pressure on the exchange rate.

This country is still fuel import dependent. It doesn't make sense but it is what it is.

Oil products (over three trillion Naira as at the end of first quarter of 2025) are still the second largest import category in this country. Our runaway inflation and the pressure on the Naira are not going anywhere - as long as we have this kind of upside down economy.
The people at the helm of affairs have vested interest in fuel importation.. the C-in-C and co have vested interest in Oando and co continuously importing blended fuel from Malta into the country for very obvious reasons that we all know.. they have ready market in NNPC retails to sell the fuel at any prices they bring these fuels.. Dangote is still fighting those licensed importation cartels on a daily... these are the problems they have put the entire country into.. then they turn around with rhetorics in the media like they don't know why things are hard for the average citizen..
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Moves To End Poverty Nationwide, Approves New Programme by Kelklein(m): 7:45pm On Aug 01, 2025
Then after some months, you start to hear of how those in charge stole half of the funds

Nothing would end poverty in Nigeria more than moderating the foreign exchange and the fuel cost.. this shouldn't be rocket science for any sincere government in power..🤔

These two factors are the large determinants of who is comfortable or poor in the country right now...

These two factors determine whether your salary would take you home or not..

I have watched how people who earn over 300k struggle to make ends meet and this is why..

Government should stop the wild goose chase and focus on these two..

A good government that wants to tackle poverty and hardship in Nigeria right now would ensure the Forex rate doesn't go above N1000.. this would automatically translate to fuel cost at around 500-600.. giving the fact that we are largely refining locally..

Every other thing you are doing aside these efforts is bunkum.. just money for the boys.. not the massess!!!

You all can continue deceiving yourselves as usual tho..
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Knock Nigerians Attacking Super Falcons For Kneeling To Greet Tinubu by Kelklein(m): 7:18pm On Aug 01, 2025
Nobody criticised the kneeling by some of the falcon players.. neither did anyone attach them for it

Someone only posted to say some of foreign based players did not bow like the home based and others from the Southwest did..

As usual, this egbon thrives on divisiness like grok rightly pointed out... he has to actively put his brain antenna up on post that could cause 'divisiveness'.. he thinks if does that more often, you all would forget about the fact that he once called his current master an international druglôrd not fit to rule this country.

Seems to be working for him tho..

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