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PoliticsRe: Who Made This Lovely Outfit For President Bola Tinubu? ( Pic) by Kelklein(m):
I see what you did there..

When yoruba people say 'inu jin' (literal Translation: stomach deep), they had politicians in mind. 🤔🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Economic Reforms: The Worst Is Behind Us, - Taiwo Oyedele by Kelklein(m): 8:36pm On Jan 20, 2025
They have been repeating this clause since the third month of these disaster..

The worst is behind us
We have crossed the rubicon

Yet
. Inflation is flying away
People are suffering on a per second basis..

What is all these?!
Foreign AffairsRe: Ceasefire Deadline Passes As Israel Continues To Hit Gaza, Demands Hostage List by Kelklein(m): 10:13pm On Jan 19, 2025
Bittersweetnig:
see the kind foolish and stupid judgement this one is spewing, is there suppose to be any attack on Israel and hostages capture in the first place? You're suppose to take responsibility for your own actions and acknowledge it's consequences. Israel are still being nice to Gaza, they suppose to have nuke those bastards since 8 of October 2023
You get problem.. I would seriously recommend a Psychiatrist. No waste time o. It's risky.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ceasefire Deadline Passes As Israel Continues To Hit Gaza, Demands Hostage List by Kelklein(m): 12:15pm On Jan 19, 2025
[quote author=Iweakbro post=133778056][/quote]Thanks for the correction
Foreign AffairsRe: Ceasefire Deadline Passes As Israel Continues To Hit Gaza, Demands Hostage List by Kelklein(m):
Ok two quick questions..

What exactly are the current conditions of these hostages at the moment..?!

Can Hamas confirm their status and number still with them..

It's good they come out clean on this.. to avoid these endless killing of civilians in Gaza by Israel under the guise of taken hostages.. because I don't understand killing close to 50,000 people because of less than 200 hostages..
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arraigns Anamekwe Nwabuoku Over ‘₦1.96bn Money Laundering’ by Kelklein(m): 7:57pm On Jan 17, 2025
Two things we need to tackle, maybe three, to prevent this kind of bogus stealing..

Our budgeting system
Our procurement system
And our corrupt mindset.
PoliticsRe: Angry Dave Umahi Shows A Foreign Contractor How To Do His Job, On Site by Kelklein(m):
The gullible would believe and praise this story.

As a minister, his anger should be at the Ministry's Project Supervisory Team who are supposed to continuously monitor projects to ensure the contractors maintain the required standards.

What the minister did there was just for photo-ops..

Let's get serious as a people.. please.

P S: I saw so many mentions about my post above. Many seem to have suspended the use of their brains on the altar of politics..

Check my post again. My point is the video should show him calling out his supervisory team.. how many length of road can he measure by himself.. how many days can he be on the road taking measurements. He has a Supervisory team that report to him on a daily basis. And like many people pointed out, contractors make it a point of duty to first compromise Supervisory Teams.. he should be seen making example of those ones that are clearly compromised so the numerous others can take a cue. That's how to build a corrupt-free Work team, and ensure contractors deliver as agreed without all these unnecessary camera parade.
PoliticsRe: Budget Defence Session Turns Rowdy As Lawmakers Fight To Defend IGP (Video) by Kelklein(m): 7:29am On Jan 17, 2025
Is there no way they can stop this charade they do every year called Budget Defence..

Very useless and unnecessary
PoliticsRe: Edo Tribunal: We Believe The Judiciary Will Do The Right Thing — Ighodalo by Kelklein(m):
INEC should be ashamed of itself for what it did in Edo and other elections..

It's like watching a Premier League match where the referee is the 12th team member striking for one of the teams against the other and even helping thenmm to score with a tap-in.. that is what INEC does for the ruling party.. to what end actually, nobody understands..

Now after doing all that, they would refuse to testify at the tribunal when called to do so like they did in the last Presidential Elections Tribunal, Kogi and other tribunals.. The Tribunal judges with majority also working in cahoot would refuse to look at the meat of the issues but chose to intentionally dwell on technicalities so as to make it easy for them to throw out the case of the complainants.

INEC is the problem.. they had only one job - be fair to all. The Judiciary tho are supposed to ensure justice is served, INEC makes it easy for them to perpetrate their own iniquities when they (INEC) comes before the Lordships to tell them nothing is wrong.

Ladies and Gentlemen that is how State Capture works
PoliticsRe: FG To Spend N8bn On Orientating Nigerians On Payment Of Electricity Bills by Kelklein(m):
This is Naija.. nobody is surprised.

We would only be surprised if it's not happening..

Our budgeting system is our biggest albatross.

We budget like a man who earn 100k and writes a list of everything he would buy before the month ends of upto N1million.. then he goes to borrow another 100k to augment the expenses. Then his children steal 150k from the total 200k income and borrowing.. leaving 50k for the rest of the family to spend.
PoliticsRe: Ebonyi Govt Reacts To Report Of Awarding ₦4.1Billion Projects To 24 Sole Bidders by Kelklein(m):
I'm not even surprised..

Impunity lives in all these states..

All 36 of them.

They do as they like and the House of Assembly who are supposed to be checking these excesses are in the pockets of the Emperors.
PoliticsRe: Optimism, Anxiety As Edo Governorship Election Petition Tribunal Begins by Kelklein(m): 11:03am On Jan 13, 2025
We all know who can ensure justice, fair play and the right things being done.. that's INEC..

The court would judge what was presented before it.. INEC would go there and tell the court they did right thing by changing the collated result. The judges would look the other way and only listen to what INEC is saying. INEC's words is more weighty than the complainants in the eye of the law

INEC is your problem, not the court.
PoliticsRe: National grid collapses, restoration ongoing by Kelklein(m): 6:02pm On Jan 11, 2025
We can't notice in Abuja.. we already have a local grid collapse since Monday as they said they are repairing some things on the powerline..
PoliticsRe: Conducting Elections In Nigeria Huge Burden – INEC Chair Yakubu by Kelklein(m):
You know all you needed to do, as an unbiased umpire, is to not cause an intentional glitch right?!

How is that a huge burden 🤔🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Interim Forfeiture Of ₦‎228 Million Linked To Theodore Orji by Kelklein(m): 7:45am On Jan 10, 2025
Every Nigeria governor just goes in there to steal and destroy.. like the devil..

Na wa🤔🤔

And some slowpoke nitwits' problem is Obi's legacy.. they couldn't tie any traceable corruption charges on his neck. They went for legacy.
PoliticsRe: ‘I Didn’t Slap Anyone’ -Sanwo-olu’s Commissioner, Toke Benson Clarifies by Kelklein(m): 7:20pm On Jan 09, 2025
Just a typing bigmanism (bigwomanism) showing herself threatening the 'less privileged'. Did you hear where she kept threatening to call the commandant on Abuja..

Them plenty for even Abuja here.. do-you-know-who-I-am dem 🤔🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Govt Budgets ₦‎400 Million To Procure 6 Computers by Kelklein(m): 6:32pm On Jan 09, 2025
Rich government, poor citizens

It's ok
RomanceRe: Why Does Society Condemn Only Male Masturbation, What About Females? by Kelklein(m): 5:11pm On Jan 08, 2025
Athemisia:
Semen is also released during sex, what then is your point?
The point sir is that people that are addicted to masturbation do it like 2 or 3 times in a day..(mostly facilitated via porn)..

Just to give you an idea of what your body is losing..
FamilyRe: Father Turns To Prayer As Daughter Eyes N5 Million Sports Bet Win (pic, Video) by Kelklein(m): 4:42pm On Jan 08, 2025
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Represents A Transition For Change That Can Be Orderly - Dele Farotimi by Kelklein(m): 4:38pm On Jan 08, 2025
Children of hate that don't want the orderly transition from the status quo like DF said, saw these thread late and it's paining them they were not here to vent their paid frustration on this thread..
RomanceRe: Why Does Society Condemn Only Male Masturbation, What About Females? by Kelklein(m):
Because Male masturbation produces seeds..

Did you know that, for every semen release during ejaculation, the body takes between 14-21 days to recover lost nutrients in your seed.

Now you know..
PoliticsRe: Kyari’s NNPC Tenure Sparks Legal Debate by Kelklein(m):
Those who can do dirty jobs last very long in Office in Nigeria.. won't even be surprised if they extend the INEC man's own too.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Police Cybercrime Unit Recovers ₦‎8 Billion, Named Best In Africa by Kelklein(m): 9:21am On Jan 08, 2025
Omo.. I have had an experience with them and I must confess.. those guys are super professional in the way they operate..

We made a report to them on someone threatening to leak a cousin's nude (a former boyfriend).. the swift and professional way they handled it really wowed the hell out of me.. and to cap it up, nobody requested for a shishi from beginning to the end. Omo they bursted my brain..

I give a big kudos to their Head in that place. I have forgotten his name. One Igbo man like that

And to make a report to them is super-seamless.. very easy.. just report on their website (Google NPC-NCCC)

But their office is majorly in Abuja and Lagos.. they should have offices across the geopolitical zones.

PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Cabals Are The Most Dangerous In Nigeria’s History – Former Minister by Kelklein(m): 9:01am On Jan 08, 2025
The malfeasance we allow will become progressively dangerous.. e.g see what INEC had been turned into right now, it didn't happen overnight.

The next cabal after this will be even more dangerous.. the politicians are very good at copying negative trends..e.g see what the governors are doing with LGs, see how the Executive are enjoying State capture, etc

It's like a jungle out here.
PhonesRe: Dial *996# To Confirm The Numbers Linked To Your NIN by Kelklein(m): 7:25pm On Jan 07, 2025
Hope say the checking na free o...

Because everything na money for these people

Who don check am make e talk o
CrimeRe: Two Brothers Kill And Bury Sibling In Anambra by Kelklein(m): 1:28pm On Jan 07, 2025
Good news just hard to comot from some states.. 🤔🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Ibadan Stampede: Queen Naomi, Oriyomi Hamzat Must Face Trial - Gov Makinde(vid) by Kelklein(m): 11:34am On Jan 07, 2025
I agree with him 💯💢

All some of these governors knownis how to collect allocation and squander it.. lives of their citizens no too concern them like that.
PoliticsRe: Economy: Tinubu Right To Ignore IMF, World Bank Polices - Senator Kalu by Kelklein(m): 8:57am On Jan 07, 2025
You just know them by their utterances - hypocrites..

Here is one of them turning well known facts on its head..🤔🤔 even a child knows that the President is IMF/World Bank puppet..
BusinessRe: I Sent 50k To The Wrong Opay Account. Please Help by Kelklein(m): 6:58pm On Jan 06, 2025
Once sent 2k to a number like that.. had to just forget it..

Since this one is a large sum.. try contacting the customer service on the app, explain the situation. Beg them to help you initiate contact with the receiver.. as shown in the Transaction History.

Just pray the wrong receiver is a good person (likely 2% chance).. and also pray he hasn't spent out of the money (likely 0.1% chance)
PoliticsRe: How Come Peter Obi Did Not Criticise Buhari??? by Kelklein(m): 6:50pm On Jan 06, 2025
Which planet did you just drop down from...

You all still think it's about persons huh...

It's about the system that is rigged not to favour the common man on the street. A system that permits one man to make away with over 150billion, while the citizens are pushed into poverty perpetually in droves..
PoliticsRe: Gov Sanwo-olu Tours The New TVC Luxury Digital Studio (video) by Kelklein(m): 6:32pm On Jan 06, 2025
TVC is growing for very obvious reasons..🤔

This is naija

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