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AutosRe: Tokunbo GLK - Autos - Nairaland by Kelklein(m): 9:26pm On Jan 04, 2025
If you see 'chat on WhatsApp for more info' in capital letter.. run o 🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️
Nairaland GeneralRe: Trump Invited Pastor Nathaniel Bassey For Inauguration Prayers by Kelklein(m): 9:08pm On Jan 04, 2025
gullible followers, this is for you.
AutosRe: Audi 80 ..2m... Registered & Neatly Occasionally Used by Kelklein(m): 8:58pm On Jan 04, 2025
Facidio:
God forbid... If he's serious , he can get between 150 to 300k max. How much is the direct Tokunbo of the car? Car when them don use over 20years naim he dey find 2m for.
30years actually.. that's a 1995 Audi
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Has Retired Other Political Opposition Figures – Reno Omokri by Kelklein(m): 8:38pm On Jan 04, 2025
If Obi eventually succeeds in his presidential dream, Reno would take the credits and tell you all he kept Obi in the news by his negative press constantly attacking him.

PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Visits Arrested Ex-chief Of Staff In Prison by Kelklein(m): 10:07am On Jan 03, 2025
Until people are put to firing squad in public for stealing or misappropriating public funds, things like this would continue across the states, Local government and Federal MDAs.

There is no enough deterrent.

It's very easy to see why we are where we are as a nation. Some small group of people on charge of the Nation's Wealth holding the rest of the people at ransom.

And those waiting to steal are even more than those currently stealing. There is no enough deterrent.
CelebritiesRe: The Money In The NGO Account Has Increased By ₦1 Million: Says Verydarkman(Video by Kelklein(m): 2:14pm On Jan 02, 2025
VDM is abusing his influence.. by dishing out frivolous information to the public in the name of Social media experiment..

All of these would come back to haunt him pretty soon. Because nobody would take him seriously when something serious happens now
PoliticsRe: We Will Make More Courageous Decisions - Tinubu by Kelklein(m): 10:09am On Jan 02, 2025
It's the arrogance for me. 🤔🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: 2025 Will Deliver Tinubu’s Renewed Hope Agenda, Betta Edu Assures Nigerians by Kelklein(m):
Nigeria is a theatre of the absurd.. nobody is surprised by all these things again..🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Reject Corruption This Year - EFCC Tells All Nigerians by Kelklein(m): 5:22pm On Jan 01, 2025
Oga be specific..

Tell Political Office Holders to stop embezzlement of public funds

Tell Senators and the rest to stop padding budget

Tell contractors, civil servants and all those involved in procurement to stop contract fraud and padding

Tell Governors to stop diverting their state allocation.. via laundering and misappropriation..

Tell INEC to stop collecting money to change poll results..

Tell CBN to stop giving foreign exchange to friends and cronies.
PoliticsRe: Reserves Grow, Naira Flutters As CBN Tweaks Policies by Kelklein(m): 9:02pm On Dec 31, 2024
These white Bretton Wood guys are always happy when your currency gets weaker.. it gives them more powers over you. It's a new form of colonialism (neo-colonialism). That's why everytime you run to them with cap in hand begging for money, they ask you to devalue your currency, as a precondition. With all the oil wey we get o..🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Why Kwara Needs visionary Leadership By Babajide Fadoju by Kelklein(m): 3:01pm On Dec 31, 2024
So much energy put into an article to disparage the Saraki legacy and praise the current leadership to high heavens, all for crumbs that would drop.

Sycophancy has never really taken anyone far.. I though people should be smart enough to know by now.

Nigeria is a land of 'favor by connection'.
Once it favors you, you generalise it and call it the best place after Eldorado.. once it doesn't favor you, you call for its division and/or annihilation.. That is what the writer above did, he simply praises the government that favored him and wants the rest of us to take it as standard.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Fires Back At El-Rufai For Mocking Him by Kelklein(m): 2:53pm On Dec 31, 2024
You can't shame the shameless 🤔🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: World Affairs Nominates Bola Tinubu For Best Leader In The World Award by Kelklein(m): 2:52pm On Dec 31, 2024
There is no such thing as a best leader in the world..

It's like bringing a Governor in Ghana in a contest with a Governor in Nigeria for who is better.

Each leader leads his own jurisdiction in the way he thinks best.. some loot their country dry in worst way possible..

I'm sure someone just came up with this to scam some gullible politicians.. but they deserve the scam
TravelRe: Beautifully Built Roundabout By Zenith Bank In Jos by Kelklein(m):
Something that one state governor in Nigeria would use 6billion to build, and this is not an exaggeration.

My state governor just built one in Zone 8 junction.. if you know the state, clap for yourself.
PoliticsRe: PETROAN, Partners Plan 50,000bpd Refinery by Kelklein(m): 4:41pm On Dec 28, 2024
From zero Refinery to one Refinery every month.. Nigerians no dey do anything in moderation. We must overdo am come spoilt the advantage sha..🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Ekiti 2026: Anybody Can Show Interest, But I’m For Oyebanji, Says Fayemi by Kelklein(m): 6:41pm On Dec 27, 2024
If you get a successor in a State that agrees to cover up your looting, you don't know what God has done for you..

But then the entire state and country pay dearly for the lootings of one man and his cronies...🤔🤔

May God help Nigeria.
CelebritiesRe: Verydarkman Claims NGO Account Hacked, N180 Million Stolen by Kelklein(m): 4:21pm On Dec 27, 2024
Not buying this story for 1 kobo..

Just looking for sensationalism, lying about it it as well..

Till we hear directly from the banks Involved.. for now this is a cooked-up story.
Car TalkRe: My Car Struggles To Start In The Mornings Only by Kelklein(m):
Omo.. See comments that would leave you even more confused than before you asked the question.

I have had that experience.. and it's either of two things

The kick starter bushing has worn out and needs replacement (most likely cause)

Your Battery is weak and needs replacement.
PoliticsRe: Joy Enwa: EFCC Arrests Delta Accountant General Over Diversion Of N1.3trillion by Kelklein(m):
The bigger your state allocation, the bigger the stealing..

Can you just imagine the audacity to take this much.. to what ends for crying out loud..

The State governors in Nigeria collectively drag the country backwards. They are supposed to be mini-federations helping to alleviate the people's sufferings and lifting them out of penury but they turned themselves to a group of emperors sitting on the people wealth whilst making family, friends and cronies rich..

I have been close to one of them and the inner working of Nigerian States is nothing to write home about. It's not designed to help the people, neither is it designed for any sustainable legacy but to keep pushing the people into penury with open diversion, misappropriation of public funds (including the LG funds) and graft.

Imagine a governor in Nigeria going to court three years to the end of his 2nd tenure to seek protection from him being prosecuted when he leaves office. That is because they know the absurdity they are committing by default while in office.

I have said countlessly that it is the kind of system we run that permits them to run amok this way. Absolute madness but then the Governors should have conscience.

My suggestion. The immunity given to Governors has been overabused by all of them. That immunity should be stripped. That is the only way this absurdity and madness can be reversed.
PhonesRe: S22 Ultra For Sale by Kelklein(m): 10:38pm On Dec 25, 2024
just kukuma take 🔫.. use am
CareerRe: FG Workers Face Gloomy Christmas Over Delayed Dec Salaries by Kelklein(m):
But they just took November salary couple of weeks ago, some as late as last week

Nothing gloomy about the Christmas.. just some sensational news heading..

If they can still complain about an unpaid salary even before the month end, what do they want millions of people without means of salary to do.

Make we dey take am easy abeg.
PoliticsRe: Christmas: Our Country On Restoration, Progress Path, Tinubu Tells Nigerians by Kelklein(m):
Every Sallah, Christmas, Newyear celebrations, they dish out these messages.. that start and finish at the English used in writing them..

Let me tell you what would really inspire hope..

Stopping the stealing and misappropriation of public funds.. through open diversion, money laundering and procurement frauds.

Cutting down the unreasonable size of government..

Planning a National Action on Production in Agriculture, Manufacturing, Mining..

De-emphasizing State capture and allowing true justice to prevail in the country.

A true and fair electoral system..

If we continue this jungle path of survival of the fittest. Nothing is going to change.
BusinessRe: Bet9ja Launches Record-Breaking ₦1 Billion Christmas Giveaway by Kelklein(m):
Stop believing nonsense like this..

I remember when MTN used some comedian to come tell you all that you could win an aeroplane.. you know what, people believed 🤔🤔

But then, you can't blame the people, there is a government agency in place to ensure no brand comes to play with the people's intelligence like this.. the brands first of all buy the agency .

Everyone has a price in this jungle..
BusinessRe: Winners Of Skyewise Business Support Fund Receive ₦7M Cash In Prize by Kelklein(m): 6:38pm On Dec 24, 2024
Still find it hard to believe that a normal person in Nigeria still believes this..🤔🤔

But the liberty is yours tho, believe what you want to..🤷🏽‍♂️
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Friend, Who Once Boasted Of Owning 5 Rolls Royces, Now Drives A Honda by Kelklein(m): 2:40pm On Dec 24, 2024
You just know made-up stories when you hear one..

Wetin concern person wey get 5 Roll Royce with buying fuel palava..

Haba presido..

Message passed tho
PoliticsRe: Rate President Tinubu's Media Chat From 1-10 by Kelklein(m):
The current president did well in the media chat compared to the immediate past president.. not in terms of content but in terms of expression and clear communication.

Having realised that Media chat was a terrible idea, the former President's handlers cancelled the chat for most of the years in office.

Now to the rating of this chat, Perception of public officials performance would always be subjective.. it-would-favor-me-and-my-family crew would rate the chat high. Hungry Nigerians didn't even know there was a media chat.. so nothing to rate.

I watched the chat and my rating is below

Expression/communication - 70% (he would have scored higher if chat was not prerecorded)
Content - 35%
Hope Inspiration - 40%
Relatability/Empathy - 50%

On the Average it was an overall 4.5/10
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Orders Security Agencies To Eliminate Kidnappers And Separatists By 2025 by Kelklein(m): 6:08pm On Dec 22, 2024
I have been seeing this orders from Presidents for the past 15 years.. year in year out..

Only righteousness would put us on the path to greatness and security..

If we continue this mad mode we are on where state Institutions are captured, one man plays God, and Corruption reigns supreme, nothing would change in 20 years.. Nigerians would continue to die needlessly, life would remain short, nasty and brutish and separatists and kidnappers would keep having a field day.

This evil would consume us all.
PoliticsRe: Kidnappers’ Trillion-Naira Paradise - Punch Editorial by Kelklein(m): 6:04pm On Dec 22, 2024
Did you notice the slow and scanty comments under this post..

Nigerians are not ready..

Tribalism, ethnocentrism and religiosity have reprogrammed their brain..
PoliticsRe: FG To Review Lagos-calabar Coastal Road To Lower Cost, Reduce Lanes To Six by Kelklein(m): 7:20pm On Dec 21, 2024
Otituzẹ 🤔🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Weaponized Poverty: 35 Children Dead In Ibadan Stampede, Who’s To Blame ? by Kelklein(m): 10:47am On Dec 21, 2024
Nothing wey you fit do, Nigeria go still find way happen to you 🤔🤔🤔

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