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Autos › Re: Not Available by Kelklein(m): 5:01am On Jul 22, 2024
I don't understand how the mods watch him spam every topic this way and do nothing..
Politics › Re: Dangote’s Empire: Looming Oil Mafia Showdown! by Kelklein(m): 4:29am On Jul 22, 2024
If NNPC is honest and not self-serving, this is the point to let the government owned refineries work.. no point fighting Dangote or calling names, let the market do so.

But no, they are too selfish and greedy at the same time to allow such.

I used to think it was Dangote that was using his influence to not make the refineries work.. but now I know it's the NNPC itself.. such a self-serving entity.

Nigerians should call for its scrap,, and rename it Nigerian Oil Corporation.
Education › Re: You're Not Welcome Ma, Your Appointment Is Illegal — UNIZIK Students Tell New VC by Kelklein(m):
Wetin concern the students about legality and illegality of appointments..?!

How do they decide which appointment is legal..?!

Is there any appointments state or federal in Nigeria that do not have vested interests..?!

Is she qualified or not for that position?!

Some unseen hands using the students to fight their war.. they should leave the innocent kids out of their fight..
Phones › Re: What Non Samsung Users Can Never Know. by Kelklein(m):
Integral501:
Na on top your j5 you write all this article huh
Lol.. if my guy con get S23 Ultra, we no go rest for this forum.. 😃😃
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Can't Sleep, Please Help Me by Kelklein(m): 4:15am On Jul 22, 2024
Your Name tho.. na you suppose dey do giveaway for us na..🤔
Education › Re: Yusuf Gagdi Gifts Daughter SUV For Graduating From Secondary School by Kelklein(m): 7:21pm On Jul 21, 2024
Well done sir


You have done very well from your meagre salary of N600,000..

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Phones › Re: SOLD by Kelklein(m): 6:11pm On Jul 21, 2024
Una dey try for investigation for this forum sha..

It's good to always have guards up.

Well done guys.. Obviously an Italian job..

Beware!!!
Education › Re: Photos Of Children Taking Beer Online, An Act Of Parental Failure by Kelklein(m): 6:04pm On Jul 21, 2024
Not sure that clip was shot in Nigeria.
Romance › Re: When The Table Turns (pics Attached) by Kelklein(m): 3:12pm On Jul 19, 2024
Ok I'm a bit lost.. who is taking advantage of who here

Which chat is the guy's and which is the babe

Who initiated the chat

Who screenshot these

Who is billing who..
Romance › Re: My Girlfriends Mother Is Telling Her To Leave Me by Kelklein(m): 2:35pm On Jul 19, 2024
But you sef..

You are about to throw away a jewel..

A lady who draws you closer to God is indeed a rare gem.. look at it on the reverse, would you rather prefer she's dragging you to go partying, boozing and clubbing with her.

I want you to sit down alone when you are less busy and think about how you are about to lose a precious gift sent to put you on the right track with God.

My advice: make up your mind what you really want.. light or darkness.. if light, hold her tight, listen to her (listening to her is different from succumbing or submitting to her).. love her, and you could even ask her to help pray for what you seek from God, if you can't on your own. Trust me, God hears the prayer of a praying partner.

But if you want darkness, let her go.
Properties › Re: Picture Of A Building Built On A Rail Right Of Way by Kelklein(m): 2:25pm On Jul 19, 2024
This was done deliberately by the builder.

They know the government probably won't be ready in the next 2 years..
Food › Re: How Many Percent Alcohol Is Consumed? by Kelklein(m): 12:24pm On Jul 19, 2024
Curiouscity:
Good information you gave to the OP.

But the percentage of alcohol in palm wine is not static. It mostly depend on the fermentation stage. Raw Palm wine is continuously fermenting. That is why, if you drink freshly tapped palmie in the morning, it taste sweet. Higher level of unfermented sugar, and contain less alcohol. If that same wine is left unrefrigerated till next day, it become sour and stronger. That means high percentage of alcohol. This may continue till all the sugars are converted to ethanol (the alcohol) or/and ethanoic acid (the sour component).

Fresh Palmie is between 1-4%, sour palmie can go up to 5-6% depending on how old it is. Dilution is another factor, but only done by commercial vendors for profit purposes.
Good info 👍🏼
Crime › Re: Nigeria Police Release Photo Of The Billionaire Blord In Their Custody Three Day by Kelklein(m): 5:52pm On Jul 18, 2024
HypocriticalObi:
He was arrested because he is igbo, Nigeria will always tag igbos criminal because of their fame, that how they arrested Evans the kidnapper and keep him in jail unlawfully
I can see you have only one job on this forum.. 🤔🤔🤔
Education › Re: MOUAU Lecturer In Tears As Her Students Surprise Her On Her Birthday by Kelklein(m): 9:10am On Jul 18, 2024
Should we tell her?!!
Investment › Re: Can bank give new federal worker car loan by Kelklein(m): 1:22am On Jul 18, 2024
Nigerian Banks don't use salary as collateral to give big loans.. except for very senior directors that earn big pay.

The best you can get as a starter is Salary Advance Loan.. which is only like 70% of your salary and you would pay back like additional 25-30% of the collected amount as interest just within one month when your next salary would be paid.. e.g if your salary is 100k.. they can agree to loan you 70k.. you would automatically be owing them 91k which would be automatically deducted from your next alert.
(Remember this information was for before now like 3years ago when Interest rate was still a bit normal before this regime.. find out what it is now).

Only a few of them give Auto loans.. and your salary is not the collateral.. you would get verified landed properties ready as collateral.

Loan collection in Nigerian Banks is not for the faint hearted.
Business › Re: Celebrating Chima Udoye's Victory In Nigerian Idol Season 9 Powered By Bigi! by Kelklein(m): 1:04am On Jul 18, 2024
Fake show with already determined winner from the start..

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Food › Re: How Many Percent Alcohol Is Consumed? by Kelklein(m): 12:56am On Jul 18, 2024
The percentage simply means the concentration of alcohol in the drink.. if it says 6% Alcohol, the rest of the component 94% is just water. That is why you pee alot when you drink.

Even if you take one spoon, it means the percentage of that small quantity you are taking.

Beer are mostly between 3-7.5% alc
Whiskey between 17 - 42%
Vodka - 20 - 45%
Palm wine - 1 - 2% depending on how much dilution is done. Raw palm wine is only 2% alc.
Gin (ogogoro) - 30-47%
Red/White Wine - 7 - 15%
Car Talk › Re: My Toyota 2009 Corolla Doing High Starting by Kelklein(m): 12:32am On Jul 18, 2024
It's your Kick Starter bro..

Probably the brush going weak.. have it checked or changed by an electrician or a good mechanic can also do it.. it's just to remove and take to the people doing it and fixing back..

It's not fuel pump.. make una dey allow fuel pump breathe..lol
Romance › Re: Infection Fears: I Have Found A Way To Enjoy My Sex Addiction by Kelklein(m): 11:57pm On Jul 16, 2024
Ampiclox is antibiotics - works only against some bacteria. HIV is a viral infection. Do the maths.

4500 fall inside gutter..

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Romance › Re: See What I Saw In Owerri This Morning by Kelklein(m): 7:08pm On Jul 16, 2024
Funny enough what this person has done is not illegal..🤔🤔
Romance › Re: Why Do I Have To Pass Through This Almost Every Month Because I ... by Kelklein(m): 3:58pm On Jul 16, 2024
When you start having babies.. it would stop

Reason you should go and marry soon..

Plus enough guaranteed akamu go sure for you steady..🤪

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Politics › Re: Delta LGA Election: PDP sweeps all 25 Chairmanship seats by Kelklein(m):
These are enough evidence why the so called SIEC should be scrapped.. the National Assembly should ensure this.. the governors have overabused the electoral body.

Same thing they would do to State Police if given.

I'm not sure the Voter turnout in this election was upto 10%.. because everyone already knows what the Governor would do.. oppositions in some local government don't even bother wasting their time to field any candidate.

The only way to stop this nonsensical unpatriotic greedy autocratic attitude of the governors is to get INEC to conduct the local government polls.. they would really be an independent body and more parties would field candidates ensuring a smooth democratic run of the process. At least much better than this current charade.

It's the seriousness with which they sit to announce the faux results for me..🤔🤔

Nigerian governors just need to take it easy..
Romance › Re: I Am In Love In A 13 Years Old Girl by Kelklein(m): 3:39pm On Jul 14, 2024
She is still a minor. Probably still in JS2 or 3. She still has like 5 years to be mentally ready for any form of relationship.. Forget the big busty body..

My advice to you. Look out for a more matured person to have that friendship you seek with. Not this minor, not this period.

You only just need to look around. You are already a full grown adult so 95% of your life's decisions would be made by you alone. The other 5% by others and fate.

My2kobo
Family › Re: Anyone Noticed The Price Of Fridge Has Doubled by Kelklein(m): 12:18am On Jul 14, 2024
And it would go on till we reach Zimbabwe..

The so-called subsidy is gone speech was a gimmick to hike prices.. and make more money for themselves.. turns out it achieved a lot backwards..

Until the citizens rise up to say enough is enough, they won't stop this madness.

But we are too divided to do so.
Politics › Re: Life Expectancy In Nigeria Vs Borkina Faso (shocking) by Kelklein(m): 11:48pm On Jul 13, 2024
I'm sure if you check an updated version of that expectancy, Nigerian is much lower than that..

Wetin fit easily kill you for Naija just plenty..🤔

It's very scary and wild around here.. you even fit dey your own house wey you rent and it would collapse on you and you will die.. just like that... just because the builders decided to cut corners or those that should take note of the impending dangers ignored it...

Innocents students of not more than 10yrs were killed in a collapsed school building in Jos couple of days ago because all those involved in building that structure from the government that awarded the Contract to the Engineers, Supervisors, contractors, builders decided to cut corners in the execution of that project.

You could be taken away from your homes or from the street at anytime into the Bush for ransom.. you could lose your life in the process if the ransom doesn't come fast..

You could die just being a Nigerian because you have nothing to eat.. or can't afford what to eat or don't have good food to eat..

The Burkinabes may be under the control of military but their citizens have liberated themselves from the hands of French Imperialists.. but over here we are still slaves to the Bretton Institutions, IMF and super corrupt elites..

The Burkinabes have more hope of a better tomorrow than an average Nigerian.. they know where the next meal would come from compared to an average Nigerian..

When we are ready.. nobody go tell us wetin to do

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Education › Re: A Private School Teacher Got Sacked Because Of This..(photo) by Kelklein(m): 11:21pm On Jul 13, 2024
They probably are afraid you guys would corrupt the mind of those they have been paying 15k-20k.. I'm sure those of you taking 25k were the highest paid..

It is well with you bro.. let it go.. let God take control.. seek other avenues that would pay you perhaps even more. I understand getting a job is little looking for a needle in a haystack right now..

My submission above is premise on the fact that this is the situation we are all forced to live with.. those private school owners have been conditioned to believed that paying a graduate 15-25k is a favour.. they have close to 20-30 people to pay per month and all their revenue comes from the school fees.. Most want to cash out big, expand their schools and maintain the standards while still paying multiple taxes to various tiers of government.
It's a wild place right here.

Pls network amongst those that could help..Close friends, families, affiliates etc.. I'm sure God would send a helper somehow..
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To A Lady At Her Late Husband's Funeral (pics/video) by Kelklein(m): 10:36pm On Jul 13, 2024
That nyash tells me everything i need to know.. 🤔🤔🤔
Politics › Re: We've Broken State House Record For Statements Issued In A Single Day - Ngelale by Kelklein(m): 10:32pm On Jul 13, 2024
No record could be more than the 'Subsidy is gone' record again..

Uncle Ajuri abeg rest..

No single Nigerian has rested since that record was broken more than a year ago..

Well done sir..
Foreign Affairs › Re: Meta Lifts Restrictions On Donald Trump's Facebook, Instagram Accounts by Kelklein(m):
The Democrats shot themselves in the feet.. they should have seen all of these coming before now and have Biden replaced by not necessarily a younger candidate but at least someone that can stand up to Trump.

The Republican were smarter. They presented Trump not necessarily because he was the best among them but he was the strongest. That's what the Democrat thought they were doing too but age said No for Biden. They wanted to use the incumbency factor forgetting that you can't cheat Nature.

Now it looks like it's going to be an easy run for Trump. But don't worry for America. The country is strong enough on its own to have any character as President.
Phones › Re: What's The Best Cheap Value For Money Foldable Phones by Kelklein(m): 10:30am On Jul 13, 2024
For foldable phones... it's not about utility but Luxury.. so you won't get any cheap value.

However there are good Oppo foldables that are less priced.
Crime › Re: Another Misfortune Strike Federal University Dutsinma by Kelklein(m): 10:23am On Jul 13, 2024
wetin fit kill you for Naija just plenty..

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