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Christianity Etc › Re: Outrage As Congregants Slept In Night Cold At The Gate Of Popular Lagos Church by Kelklein(m): 3:54pm On Jul 07, 2024
We have found a very direct correlation between poverty and religious brainwash..

People are losing it all.. they think all they have left is their faith, they are hanging on to that.. and some religious entrepreneurs are taking advantage of that really well..🤔🤔🤔
Romance › Re: How To Convince My Girlfriend Parents To Allow Me Marry Their Daughter? by Kelklein(m): 6:41am On Jul 07, 2024
Like someone suggested above.. get someone in your girlfriend's family they respect and listen to.. talk to the person, they would help you talk to the parent.

Then afterwards go see them asap... you can then get elders in your family to also go talk with them.

In the end , you would find out they really don't have anything against you. Just want their daughter not to be involved with an unserious somebori..
Phones › Re: Any DSTV Android Application To Watch Football Games? by Kelklein(m): 6:26am On Jul 07, 2024
DStv has a 'DStv Stream' app on the playstore for watching all the channels if you are a subscriber. But you can only download the app on selected High-end device.. Google to see selected devices that support the app.

But to watch Football generally, you can download FOOTBALL LIVE TV from Playstore and steam any match going on live.
Politics › Re: Can Nigerians Roast Tinubu Like This? by Kelklein(m): 6:10am On Jul 07, 2024
Someone said the Nigerian politicians are the luckiest set of criminals in the world. very true. They don't even have to defend themselves, the tribes would defend them. Buhari knew that so well, that no matter what he does he has his army of sai babarians behind him. Tinubu knew this so well too.. no matter what he does, the ronus stand firm behind. This is why they don't really care about you..

This is why the worst of us lead the best of us.. Yesterday I saw an Eze and a Bukayo Saka playing for England first senior team. Now you wonder why those advanced worlds progress, That's because they have risen above the petty sentiments of ethnicity and tribalism that have taken nobody anywhere. To Them, it's about the best hands first. Doesn't matter where you are from. In our part of the world, people want the National team to reflect Federal Character 🤦🏽‍♂️
Romance › Re: Sleeping Over In Olosho House: I Have Stopped Sleeping At Home by Kelklein(m): 5:54am On Jul 07, 2024
Zonefree:
Marriage solves nothing. Most married men are sex starved cos their wives deny them sex. Some married men go as low as doing house chores, wash pants and cook just to pacify madam so she can surrender kpekus. Married men are truly suffering.
False.. only simps go through all of that. Real men take charge of the entire package.
Romance › Re: Sleeping Over In Olosho House: I Have Stopped Sleeping At Home by Kelklein(m): 7:56pm On Jul 06, 2024
simple marriage go deliver you from all these vices..

But make sure say you do test first.. no go carry give an innocent daughter of eve.
Business › Re: ECOWAS Set To Unveil Single Currency, ECO After Nigeria Endorsement by Kelklein(m): 10:52am On Jul 06, 2024
Shebi Nigeria was doing guy before when Naira was strong.. now that the currency is useless..shakara don end!!
Autos › Re: Snowing Neighbor: How Do I Confront Him, I Can't Sleep by Kelklein(m): 10:15am On Jul 06, 2024
Mr Lai Muhammed. Is that you?!..

Is the house made of Ply wood..🤔🤔
Romance › Re: Lady Brags as She Displays Bundles of Millions in Cash (Photos, Video) by Kelklein(m): 8:37pm On Jul 05, 2024
Either of two things.. link to a bandit/kidnapping ring leader or to a Governor.

These are the two sets of people with access to cash anyhow at this period of our national life..
Crime › Re: Wike To Security Agencies: It's Not Tinubu's Job To Identify, Confront Criminals by Kelklein(m): 7:47pm On Jul 05, 2024
Maybe it's time to remove the Commmander-in-chief from the President's title then.. since Wike thinks that asking the President for security means bothering him with what is not his duty🤔

Wike is only exhibiting the psyche of an average Nigeria leader.. they think everything is about money.. they think you can just throw some money around and the problems go away.. at least Bandits and Boko Haram have shown them that things don't work that way..
Foreign Affairs › Re: New UK PM, Starmer, Unveils Cabinet Appointments by Kelklein(m): 6:54pm On Jul 05, 2024
Wow... in Nigeria, sycophants would first use like one month to send congratulatory messages..

Then lobbying for appointment would take place in the next three months that follow.. by then the economy the newly elected person met would have plunged by half..

The he finally uses like another two month to announce the appointments in 3 batches..

All these happens because nobody is coming to serve.. People are just glad that finally, it's their turn to control and steal the nation's wealth..

We are not serious in this part of the world..🤔
Education › Re: Eldee The Don 18years Later by Kelklein(m): 11:08pm On Jul 04, 2024
He even sang this song during the good old days.. 🤔🤔🤔

Then it was only poverty, hunger and armed robbers on the highway.. nobody was throwing bombs and kidnapping students and Nigerians en masse for ransom.
Romance › Re: I Lost A Friend Today by Kelklein(m): 8:30pm On Jul 04, 2024
How are we sure this your friend's death is not just an imagination in your head..

If true, may his soul rest in peace tho..amin
Business › Re: Pretty Nigerian Lady Seen In Viral Video With Bundles Of Naira Notes (pics/vid) by Kelklein(m): 9:30pm On Jul 03, 2024
Go and check.. she s either directly linked to a kidnap/Bandit ring leader or to a State Governor.. these are the only two groups of people that can be with these much cash at the moment in this economy..
Politics › Re: Youth Ministry Paid One Man N10m Twice To ‘invite 50’ Youths To Tinubu’s 1st Ann by Kelklein(m): 9:30am On Jul 03, 2024
This one too would be added to the budget.. overhead cost..

There is enough money in government for inanities... but not enough money to take care of the masses.

There is enough money for people to steal and not enough to build value-chain industries and reduce poverty.

What kind of government pushes more of its citizens into poverty on an Hourly basis and is just fine with it.. I am trying to understand this 🤔
Politics › Re: Tinubu Names New Board For Family Homes Funds by Kelklein(m): 7:44pm On Jul 02, 2024
Uncountable places to chop money just dey government... hearing this one for the first time like this o.. Family Homes Funds.. what is now the work of Federal Mortgage Bank🤔🤔🤔

This is the same government that pushes thousands of its citizens into poverty per minute.. without a clue on how to help the masses.
Politics › Re: Staunch Supporter Of President Bola Tinubu Calls Him Out Over Egg by Kelklein(m): 11:03pm On Jul 01, 2024
Supporting Tinubu is some people's daily bread.. that is what some do to earn at least 30k monthly.. even as things are hard, do you know what 30k can do for you in this economy?!!

Make una allow dem dey do their job. Soon that their 30k go buy one crate of egg.
Politics › Re: Who Still Remembered all these Meme? by Kelklein(m): 10:58pm On Jul 01, 2024
The problem with Nigeria is that things can be super hard now.. and the next government would come and make that super hard look like when we were enjoying..

Imagine Nigerians were complaining of suffering when rice was just 7k per bag.. they wanted change.. and they got the change. The change sef come pass the money wey dey take buy something.. lol
Politics › Re: Checkout The Price Of Wike Outfit (picture) by Kelklein(m): 10:53pm On Jul 01, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
any smart person can easily see that the jacket that Wike is wearing is a fake Chinko version....hold on...let me point out the obvious mistakes:
Bro rest.. that ish he's wearing is the original Versacé.
Technology Market › Re: Fairy Used Air Fryer by Kelklein(m): 5:06pm On Jul 01, 2024
So you just assume say na everybody know the state wey faulks Road dey and La Fresh..

Do you have NINJA Multipurpose blender..?!
Autos › Re: Registered Toyota Corolla 08@2.3m by Kelklein(m): 3:58pm On Jul 01, 2024
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What's the catch?
manual
Family › Re: Lady Kicks Out Her Husband From Their UK Home After He Caught Her Cheating (Vid) by Kelklein(m): 11:18am On Jul 01, 2024
Omo this life no balance true true..🤔🤔🤔
Politics › Re: Six Companies Get Licences To Distribute Power by Kelklein(m): 6:01pm On Jun 30, 2024
Now I understand why AEDC has given us some extra power for light 3 days now..in my area. Very unusual something..🤔

Fear don dey catch them make they no collect their franchise area due to inefficiency.
Politics › Re: Anambra New Government House Being Constructed Under Gov Soludo(video & Photos) by Kelklein(m): 5:56pm On Jun 29, 2024
There is enough money to spend and steal in government in Nigeria. What is it available is money to take care of the masses.

These are the people telling you that paying 100k ($67) per month minimum wage would lead to inflation. 🤔
Politics › Re: Tinubu Signs Executive Order Introducing Zero Tax On Imported Pharmaceuticals by Kelklein(m): 3:57pm On Jun 29, 2024
Make una understand these news well o.

Pharmaceutical inputs are those chemicals, Additives, Reagents and excipients that are used to manufacture drugs..

What this mean is that if you want to import them into the country to manufacture drugs locally, you won't pay any duty on them.

The idea is to encourage more people to set up Pharma companies locally, and also encourage those already in operation. This can help to generate more employment and company tax revenue for government.

Though coming a bit late, it's a laudable development by the government.
Politics › Re: --- by Kelklein(m): 3:48pm On Jun 29, 2024
After they he has helped pushed everybody into the well...🤔🤔🤔
Sports › Re: Court Of Arbitration Clears Tobi Amusan by Kelklein(m):
The suspension indeed should never have happened.. I do hope they compensate her for the damages tho..

Amusan's speed is indeed scary.. na wetin make dem dey think say another thing dey there..🤔

It's the Nigerian spirit. We go through so much at home in the hands of our polithieftcians.. these oyibo people no go fit understand.

Na the anger people dey carry perform wonders outside. Just reminds me of that Nigerian boxer that only had to knockout his opponent once with one hit carrying all the anger in him.

Congrats Tobi.
Romance › Re: I’m Feeling Suicidal by Kelklein(m): 9:24pm On Jun 27, 2024
If only una dey remember to open one small shop when these monies were flowing.. if only you invest in your younger or older ones still in the universities or poly then.. you would have someone to cry to now at least at all at all.. but now the girl that helped you flex the money as a big boy is no more.. you are thinking suicide..

Better go and carry headpan and join them for that building site wey dey that street near you.. if real hunger hammer you, you no go even fit think wetin be suicide.
Romance › Re: My Neighbors Wife Just Gave Birth. I Am Confused!! by Kelklein(m): 9:13pm On Jun 27, 2024
Bro.. just take the drink and make merry with your friend..

No go get headache, con dey take panadol for wetin no concern you..

If he said his wife gave birth, his wife give birth period..
Family › Re: This Married Man Has Been Disturbing Her To Get Down With Her, But She's Afr.. by Kelklein(m): 9:06pm On Jun 27, 2024
You can't have your cake and still eat it too..

That's greed.

If you want to continue collecting money, give him want he wants as well - sex. Afterall you both would still enjoy the sex but God just designed men to be 'sucker' for sex..

But remember to use protection tho.. Goodluck to you.

My2kobo
Politics › Re: Obiano’s Wife, Ebele Flees To US On Self Imposed Exile, Abandons Him To EFCC by Kelklein(m): 8:31pm On Jun 27, 2024
Of what use is stealing the State money and running for the rest of your life.. just look at Yahaya Bello also.

Indeed, nature has enough to satisfy our needs but not our greed..(credits to Mahatma Gandhi)

Even If they don't steal this monies, poverty can still not touch 3 generations after them.. so why all these greed.
🤔🤔

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