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Business › Re: Opay Customers Panic As Money Disappears From Their Accounts Without Trace by Kelklein(m): 10:00am On Jul 13, 2024
Just a little hitch that was rectified immediately.. una no go allow person hear word.

What would you now say of Access Bank that can break down for one week +
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Revolutionary Strides Of President Ibrahim Traore Of Burkina Faso by Kelklein(m): 9:15am On Jul 13, 2024
Someone said above that he has not seen much progress in Burkina Faso 🇧🇫 ..

At least it's better that your country that the polithieftcians have stolen to pieces and taken several decades backwards.. and still doing.

Burkinabes have at least liberated themselves. You are still in chains.
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Revolutionary Strides Of President Ibrahim Traore Of Burkina Faso by Kelklein(m): 9:10am On Jul 13, 2024
Politics › Re: Why Not Pay Workers A Living Wage Rather Than Funding SMEs? by Kelklein(m): 9:03am On Jul 13, 2024
So you believe those figures they throw around..

It's all scam

They don't even share one hundredth of it..

When did state government that take pleasure in stealing become father Christmas sharing grants to SMEs.. or become lending institutions..

The reason they resist the wages is because that is the only one they can't hide much of it.. even as most of them still criminally pay percentage of the wages to workers.

Watch out. It is a scam pattern devised by a few of them for now.. the others are still studying it. In a few days, others would announce their own. It's a very fraudulent way they have devised to cover already looted state money and yet to be looted state money.

These guys behave like people without conscience.
Phones › Re: Iphone 15pro Max by Kelklein(m): 10:05pm On Jul 12, 2024
Type C wey don tirè Samsung.. na now apple dey get am.. 🤔🤔🤔
Politics › Re: Chairman Of Obio-akpor LGA Of Rivers State, Chijoke Ihunwo Has Appointed 100 Spe by Kelklein(m): 9:38pm On Jul 12, 2024
These guys are Chairmen of the Caretaker Committee set up by the governors to oversee the affairs of the Local Councils. An illegal Committee created by the governors, which is supposed to carry out these functions temporarily pending the elections of substantive Chairmen of the Local Government Councils..

But over time, as People started to address them as Caretaker Chairmen.. they started to see and carry themselves as Chairmen of the Local Government Councils.. a very big anomaly. They are mere aides of the governors.

Now with the Supreme Court judgement on the Local Government autonomy, they would all be put in their right place..

I made a point here sometimes ago on this forum that if this Administration is able to successfully pull this Local Govt Autonomy case through, they would win themselves a big supporter in me.. I would make good my words. I also implore them to go a step further mandating INEC to handle the elections in the Local Governments.
Politics › Re: HARDSHIP: Ndume Is A Loose Cannon, Careless Talker - Presidency by Kelklein(m): 9:20pm On Jul 12, 2024
More unravelling.. People in power never want you to point them in the right direction..
Only God himself what he used to mould our hearts in Nigeria.. you would think that what is happening in Kenya would make Nigerian leader to have a little introspection and adjust their ways.. but no.. the heart too strong. Just the other day, one minister was fueling one car with 1.5m per month.. just one car o.. Multiply that by the convoy then times 12. For just fuel.

When we are ready, all these would stop..
Politics › Re: Video:minister For Women’s Affairs Dragged For Using N1.5M To Fuel Car Monthly by Kelklein(m): 10:13pm On Jul 11, 2024
These guys won't stop until Nigerians stop them..

See what's happening in Kenya..

The citizens said enough is enough

Now the President was forced to:

-stop funding the office of the first lady and other sundry offices..
-cancel all forms of travels by officials funded by the State
-reduced his aides by half and thereafter sacked the entire cabinet leaving only Himself,
the Vice President and Secretary to the Government..

That is what happens when you tell them enough is enough.. it suddenly became clear to Ruto that he was only but a servant of the People of Kenya.. elected to hold that office on behalf of the people.

We never ready..
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Goes Tough, Sacks Buhari’s In-law, Others From Top Posts by Kelklein(m): 9:59pm On Jul 11, 2024
The unravelling continues..

He should have started with all these.. instead of jumping out to shout 'Subsidy is gone'..

It's not enough to just remove them.. their time in office should also be probed.. still didn't understand how Emefiele is in custody but this guy that handled the criminal new currency printing during the cash scarcity period is not..
Properties › Re: See How Fire Service Operators Were Putting Out Fire At Filling Station In Abuja by Kelklein(m): 9:50pm On Jul 11, 2024
In all fairness, that clip was too short to draw such conclusion..

Kudos to the men of the Fire Service.. as they appeared to have arrived the scene on time..

I'm sure the fire was eventually put out by them..
Romance › Re: My Sales Girl Is About To Crash My Relationship by Kelklein(m): 9:24pm On Jul 11, 2024
7upnigeria:
Why are some of you like this? Is it not the immature man that dhould be blamed? All of a sudden, youve started calling the girl "devil"
She saw the vulnerability of the man and even professed love to him thereby putting him in even more confused state.. she should have focused on her work and even make it clear to him that their relationship should be all about the work and business..

I didn't exonerate him in my post.. I just pointed out that all these started when she came in and it would end when she leaves..

The innocent pregnant fiance doesn't deserve any of these..
Romance › Re: My Sales Girl Is About To Crash My Relationship by Kelklein(m): 9:12pm On Jul 11, 2024
Bros..

The devil you always read about just paid you a visit in form of a sales girl.

Focus on your pregnant fiance.. teach her the ropes of the Business as well.. Im sure she can even do better than that devil..

You need to get rid of that devil immediately, before things get out of hand.

Honestly, you don't need this extra evil in your life rn..
Culture › Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Kelklein(m): 8:12pm On Jul 11, 2024
Welcome to Nigeria where professors collect money to help the politicians rig elections.. then go on strike because the rigged-in politicians pay them stipends as salary.

This place is wild..🤔🤔

None of these is actually funny tho..
Politics › Re: Akpabio, Lawan Clash Over Sitting Time As Senate Goes Into Emergency Session by Kelklein(m): 4:28pm On Jul 11, 2024
After the last hot session they had about the state of the Nation featuring Ndume.. I knew this would follow. There would be more to come. Watch out.. they are unravelling themselves..

Na the spirit of innocent hungry Nigerians wey no do una anything dey catch all of una..
Education › Re: Student Recreates Bobrisky’s Mugshot On Costume Day (photo) by Kelklein(m): 12:45pm On Jul 11, 2024
Education › Re: Student Recreates Bobrisky’s Mugshot On Costume Day (photo) by Kelklein(m): 12:41pm On Jul 11, 2024
I trust Bob.. he's already making arrangements for his heroic welcome..
Politics › Re: Sen. Nwebonyi Sets To Construct A 361-KM Road Connecting Ebonyi State To Abuja by Kelklein(m): 9:43am On Jul 11, 2024
very politician man..


"Aside from the 7.5 km road that I've attracted to my constituency in just one year, I have attracted a 361 km road connecting Ebonyi State to Abuja."
Politics › Re: Kudos To Nigerian Army: Viewers Discretion by Kelklein(m): 9:20am On Jul 11, 2024
I am trying to understand the last photo..

Most have their heads and private organs completely removed..

Like someone asked above, are those victims of the terrorists or the terrorists themselves..🤔🤔🤔
Politics › Re: Edo 2024: PDP Suspends Wike Ally & National Vice Chairman South/south, Dan Orbih by Kelklein(m): 5:33pm On Jul 10, 2024
On Edo 2024,

All the candidates should subject themselves to open debates..

This would allow the electorates to determine their state of mind and intellects. Enough of imposition of mentally unstable people in states by Godfathers..

From an outsider's point of video, the LP candidate seemed to have done some pretty nice job with publicity.. both on social and traditional media.. I hope he has done same on the ground as well..

Wish the people of Edo best of luck as they elect their next governor.. and INEC the wisdom to allow them do so..
Politics › Re: THROWBACK: When Femi Gbajabiamila Contested For House Of Reps In 2003 by Kelklein(m): 1:19pm On Jul 10, 2024
The Old people of that year didn't bully them the way they are bullying the younger ones now..🤔🤔🤔
Education › Re: 72 Nigerian Railway Engineers Trained In China Return by Kelklein(m): 11:46am On Jul 09, 2024
At least make una no talk say Buhari no do anything for una during his term..😂😂
Politics › Re: Suspension Of Taxes On Imported Food Commodities Not Yet Official - Bayo Onanuga by Kelklein(m): 6:32am On Jul 09, 2024
It's very clear that you all don't know what you are doing.

running helter-skelter like a beheaded chicken..

used to think the people don't deserve all of these but on a second thought, we do..

When we are ready, we would put a stop to all of these. We are not ready yet. when Kenyans were ready, they did just that.
Politics › Re: Hunger And Poverty Is Seriously Romancing Nigerians. End Hunger Now!!! by Kelklein(m): 8:32pm On Jul 08, 2024
SuperEagles:
The funny thing about this hunger is that the tribe that lament most about hunger in the land want sane Nigerians to believe they are doing it on behalf of another tribe.

Where Igbos got the love to be shouting to Tinubu to end hunger on behalf of Yoruba n Ronu is what I do not understand.

Since I have been taught about irony in school this is the best example I can imagine. Imagine lamenting day n night of behalf of people you hate so much. Lamenting on behalf of those that did not allow you vote in Lagos.

God sure works in a miraculous way. Here we have irony diced in hypocrisy from the OP but I understand he'd rather claim he's from hell not to betray his fake monicker.
Where you see am say na Igbos dey shout Hunger.. dey play
Politics › Re: Federal Government Suspends Taxes On Maize, Wheat, Rice, Other Staple Foods by Kelklein(m): 8:18pm On Jul 08, 2024
Create hardship, then wait for the people to get used to it a little bit.. then you raise am, raise am..

Just look at what they are doing with fuel. It's almost as if they feel Nigerians are getting too comfortable with this price that they raised, so let's up the ante a little bit..

Government is doing all these because they know they have a disunited taciturn citizens who would do nothing.

Now see the division..

The yorubas are telling the Hausas that since we all helped you to tolerate Buhari for 8yrs, help us tolerate this our own too. Even tho we know say him no dey try, our own na our own.. tiwàn tiwá

The Igbos are saying nothing concern them with Nigeria problem.. make everybody answer hin papa name.

The Hausas are patiently waiting for the next election.

This is why a protest demanding good governance won't happen anytime soon. They have divided the people..

While we are all united in the suffering, the government people are having a ball.

Indeed, the córrupt Nigerian political class are the luckiest set of criminals in the world..🤔🤔
Romance › Re: This Is Really Funny.... Nairaland Is For Cruise by Kelklein(m): 9:20am On Jul 08, 2024
Just rename the topic.. 'Thread for Beggars'

Me I don comot

🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️
Crime › Re: EFCC, Police Personnel Formed ‘kidnap-for-ransom’ Syndicate In Enugu by Kelklein(m): 9:07am On Jul 08, 2024
Looks like EFCC took over from where SARS stopped..

What is going on 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Politics › Re: Why Fuel Queues Persist, Spread, By Marketers by Kelklein(m):
It's an artificial Supply-Break scarcity created by the NNPC the sole importer so they can increase the baseline price..

Watch out.. you would see it in the coming days.. NNPC the sole importer wants to increase its baseline which they have kept at 617 at the retail outlets in Abuja for some time now. I heard they want to increase to about N750.. then major marketers who buys from them would sell at around N880.. other IPMAN members would sell at between 950-1000. Note these are Abuja prices.. It increases as you go farther up North.

We are in for a long haul.. they do all of these because they know they have a taciturn citizens who would do nothing.. just lament, suffer and smile.
Business › Re: Fuel Queues Resurface In Abuja by Kelklein(m): 11:03pm On Jul 07, 2024
Fuel queues have been in Abuja for the past 1 year consistently..

It got worse like a week ago now when they said there was a supply disruption by the NNPC who is the sole importer selling to major marketers (like AA Rano, Hyde, AY shafa, Totalenergies, NIPCO etc). Some of the Major marketers in turn sell to other smaller IPMAN fueling stations.. in the end, the people get the fuel from between 690 - 860 depending on your location in Abuja.

The recent scarcity is a strategy to increase the pump price across board. We have seen this play out on countless occasion.
Car Talk › Re: Help With My Volkswagen Jetta!!! by Kelklein(m): 10:40pm On Jul 07, 2024
Possibly you used the wrong oil or the mechanic that serviced for you used a cheap wrong oil... should have asked them which oil they have been using all along.. then use same.

Also make sure you always monitor by yourself when a mechanic is servicing your car. Don't give your car to a mechanic and ask them to go service for you, except they have earned the trust over time. I personally have the mechanic come to the house to do my service in the morning before starting the car. It's almost like a custom now.

That's just by the way though. Another lesson we all prospective car buyers can learn here is that 5 minutes test drive is not testing. When testing a car, ensure it runs for at least 2 hours. fuel and drive for a reasonable distance of like 50km and return. Most sellers with car that have this kind of issues would deliberate rush you into test drive for a short distance while so you don't see the white smoke. They do it delibrately.

My advice: in the meantime, try changing the oil seal on the top cover cos that's what make the plug to be soaked in oil.. and also have the plug coils checked, since you have changed the plugs.. If you have the means, start planning for an engine replacement.
Health › Re: Please What Is This Growth On My Lady's Lips? by Kelklein(m):
Blisters

Apply shea butter.

Most people believe it comes when the person is about to suffer a Malaria or Typhoid.. or just suffer the ailments. This is not entirely true..

The blisters appear around the lips as an allergic reaction to the body fighting a viral infection which could be cold, and other upper respiratory tract infection caused by a virus/bacteria etc.
Family › Re: Help Me Make A Decision by Kelklein(m): 9:48pm On Jul 07, 2024
Try to convince your dad to allow you go for the job exams while keeping an open mind to also consider his suggestion to go for masters..

I don't see one stopping the other.

Bro the chances for the graduate trainee now are also slim unlike those days.. don't be surprised to see thousands of applicants coming for the same interview for the position.

If it fails, go for the masters while keep searching. If it succeeds, get in and still go for your masters.

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