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even my mother don't know how much i collect monthly and you expect my gf and wife to know abi...

i know want billing..

you are not ready, that's what am seeing..
you want to marry and you are seeking for people's opinion..habaa.. you ain't ready... peace

SisterFire:
...swear to Aondo and Amadioha u didnt swallow dick pills?

na here is the secret,
i was banging her and the same time my mind was somewhere else,i didn't think of cumin

that's naija for you,they act weird seeing someone with dope tats in the body...boss don't let this affect you.i must say to boss, you care and same time you give attention to people's nonsense,i advise you to live ya life and mind ya b"ness..

just like eminem said"nobody cares they only tryna make it worst..

we only die ones,do things that makes you happy,the mistake has been done long time ago and it will be hard to change..

i will advise you in lil nas x lyrics,he said

"there's more to life than living in your past mistake and people who throw dirt on your name"... live happy ad long as you know your neighbor ain't feeling disturbed

....... peace

hit my ex 3 different times didn't cum even tho she squirted and lay down restless looking at me.she labelled me a weirdo

indeed you are weird

please remain single,i believe you are in 30's now..30 more to go, you are almost there..be fooling yaself..

being single is not bad
loneliness doesn't kill.

set goals like elon musk, Warren buffet and the rest and see yourself more happier..

na mumu youth dey carry relationship matter for head.

i keep saying this to myself, hustle(set goals and achieve it) now enjoy and knack puccies later(continuously)..

........peace

Dmiller123:
All of him mate are in something good for future reference, davido is trying to mingle now maybe later in the future he can become governor or senate. He's dere rejoicing for food.
Wizkid was the only celebrity that has nothing to do than to flex

.....reason my word!
am out

sense is far from this person... seriously

sorry sir

this wan geh mind oo

i never liked dubai,all my life all i think is italy,spain france germany and so on.

wetin i dey go dubai go do,zero fun,too strict with their laws..my opinion shaa

but i hate dubai..peace

you have been friendzoned

congratulations

westlius:
Is it till they drop her because she sleeps most times in d office because of stress

boss didn't she noticed that before saying i do...

ya prob Carry am we no dey

2 of my colleagues are doing the same thing..but they're also claiming hard to get.. who cares,lols..as long as am vibing with them no prob

my fb and whatsapp dey ghost mode since 5 months and going... this people don't know what they're doing at social media..i don't even send request anymore.

na gal i know wella i dey knack,no be anyhow yeye gal i dey carry,i fear disease, criminal character and many more

congratulations

garriAndsugar:
You and sense are always going the opposite direction

perfect man, absolutely perfect message

oga mind ya b"ness..
nde feeling for her kwenu!!!

your job/work maybe the cause.

as long as you are stressing yaself with works thats what happens, you start eating too much..same thing with me

makeherscream:
Omo no be small thing oo , there is this girl I always admire on FB
she stays in Lagos with her family,I stay in Benin

we started talking, one day like that I asked her out last year December 2021 ,she accepted my proposal I was so happy because if you see this babe ehnnnnn omo she package , she carry front and back come still fine join omo

Fast forward to January this year she called me that her family will be relocating to their new house in Benin , because her father could not afford to build a house in Lagos because of the cost of building a house in Lagos is very expensive ,

omo when I heard this good news I was so happy omo

After many days of talking, chatting on phone , we finally meet we where both very happy to see each other, omo the girl package exactly how she is on her fb pictures,

Later that very day we started making out to have sex , romance her give her head , finger bleeped her ,she came like 3 times, when she could not take it anymore she ask me to Bleep her she was like I need you inside me,

Omo I was surprised oo my junior was just flaccid , she tried all her best to get it up from stroking it to giving me head , omo dick no gree stand oo ,


the look on her face was not good at all I can see she was disappointed, she could not leave because she has already told me that she will pass the night in my place

I was shocked because that kind thing never happen to me before , and I was so Hot oo , omo I rush get up go buy Vega100 , after taking vega100 for almost about 1 hour omo my Akpamu stand like never before

Omo I knack this babe more than 5 rounds before day break she was just moaning and disturbing my neighbors all through the night , omo some babes loud Sha,

After about 2 to 3 weeks sweetie nearly kill me (yeast infection) omo I dey scratch my yansh and gbola 247,I spent over 12k to treat my self ,

Omo na that day I know say women fit get infection for body without even knowing , when I called her that I just contacted STD and she's was the last person I had sex with , she was shocked and was begging me to forgive that she never knew she have such infection

Well I have to forgive her Sha because I really love this babe , and am sure she loves me too , just told her to treat infection, she's cool now ,

still bleeping her raw nothing like that happened again , she's still my current gf till date , I love that babe Sha

how much is vega100 now

easter monday i wan knack gal way dey disturb me via billing,i pilot am reach house,give am food and drinks.kiss time don reach,she geh f99 for kissing i no wan waste time,heard to pull bra and pants.lo and behold diq went numb.
before that day,i had a dream where i see something irritating about the gal,it disturbed me till the next day and to confirm am for reality,naso i pull pant finish and saw a pointed sore at the pussy door hmm,as i touch am she come do somehow naso i kukuma give am 2k and i know do again.. feelings already lost...thats no.1


welcomed my former fellowship gal for hus, gal say e wan massage no p sha,when time reach gal come dey do yeye things had to quote, elaborate, explain till i come the comot cloth,the gal no gree me pull pant pass em knee,say if i wan enta may i enta like that..nna i got fade up and had to call it a day...thats no.2

an fb gal visited me last year 2021 and was heavily endowed with booby,booby wey neighbor see come dey look me.when is time for knacking,i like fingering before inserting the diq..omo as i finger comot hands.hmm come see something wey dey like garri on top my finger..omo na soo everything went side ways...

bicches i bleeped in 2020/21 were 3 and the looked clean coded fuqees...one even gave me a boring head, instead of focusing on the heading she was just there licking the top and telling cock and bull stories.. mtcheww


guys becareful on who you fuqin with..some sick ooo

i no go talk..

Merch:
Forget all this pda and love shit..there is nothing special about being in love

thats just it

upon all the problems in life na gf matter the bother you..bro have a a purpose and task abeg,as a youth there are more ti life than galfriend matter..also date with the mindset that she's leaving anytime..no gal is ready to stay with you till you make it,is rare..chase dreams and limit spending money on a gal..thats a wasted spending...


chase a cheque not a bicch...#maskoff bro..... peace

you are desperate, according to your write up.

you are rushing and that's their normal way,they back out immediately,same shit happened to me last month, I advise you to leave her too.one day she will notice you longer texting and she will start calling or texting.. when she starts, give it days before replying or else she will see you as still the desperate one