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PMB would definitely one day travel to the sun and lie Muhammed would say he went to negotiate with the sun ,not to shine on GEJ...lol!

Abuja - Residents of the FCT on Friday expressed divergent opinions on free distribution of condoms by civil society groups and health related NGOs as Valentine celebrations approached. Ahead of the February 14 valentine celebrations, condoms were being distributed in parks and event centres in the territory by the groups. A cross section of Abuja resident who spoke welcomed the gesture while others abhorred it. Mr. Tunde Olabode, a teacher, said valentine as a season of love, distributing condoms was not out of place and not something new. ``The main purpose of this distribution is to discourage the spread of sexually transmitted diseases and various infections. ``It can also help in the control of the rate of abortion among the youths,’’ he said Olabode, however said that ``it can be negative when one look at it from the perspective of religion which forbids immorality’’. A civil servant, Mrs. Nkechi Amadi, who said she was given a roll of ten gold circle condoms, said there was nothing wrong with the development. Amadi said the NGOs were using the auspicious occasion of valentine to give sex education on the dangers involved in having unprotected sex. ``As parents, we give sex education to our children at home, including the use of condoms; so I see nothing wrong in what the NGOs are doing. ``It serves as a medium to tell the youths that they must not have unprotected sex to have good health. On the other hand, Miss Uche George, a civil servant said that ``distributing condom openly is like encouraging immoralities and evil in the society’’ She said the practice is ``Western way of life, not known to Africa’’. She therefore advised that emphasis should be placed on teaching moral values. Mr Felix Ajide, a journalist and pastor said that the NGOs have a misconception of what valentine celebration was all about. He noted that, ``distributing condoms openly is endorsing and encouraging fornication and adultery’’. Ajide explained ``love and sex are two different terms; but this action makes people to believe that the terms mean the same thing’’ ``Valentine’s Day is a day originally celebrated to remember the love that God has for man and the love man is expected to have for his neighbour. ``However, we are losing focus on the main point and now trying to focus on sex and lust’’. Ajide stressed that Valentine’s Day must not be used as an excuse for erotic love, but a day to celebrate the love and care received from our loved ones. ``I urge these NGO’s to find measures that focus on love and not sex. ``The sexual encounter between people that are not partners should be discouraged. ``They are not helping the society. Instead, they should distribute materials that encourage genuine love amongst the public,” he added. (NAN)

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A retired radiologist and the eldest child of late Ologbosere of Warri Kingdom, Chief O. N. Rewane, was yesterday burnt to death in an early morning fire in Lagos. The cause of the fire that killed the 75-year-old Dr. Irene Damola (nee Rewane) at her 5, Tola Adewunmi Street, Maryland, Lagos residence, could not be ascertained at press time. Vanguard gathered that the fire started from her bedroom in the duplex occupied by her and a domestic staff. Eyewitnesses said smoke was noticed upstairs at midnight, following which security men raised alarm. Efforts by the private guards in the street to put out the fire failed. Eyewitnesses said: “Some people even attempted to move in to rescue Dr. Damola, but the entrance door was locked. “The young lady living with her later opened the door. By the time the fire was put out by the fire service men, she had been burnt to death.” Lagos State Fire Service Director, Mr. Rasaq Fadipe, said the fire service got to the scene at about 4.02a.m. as soon as they got the information and tried to save the lives of the occupants. He said: “It is a five-bedroom apartment. The woman, Dr. Irene Damola, lives upstairs, while the young lady staying with her lives downstairs. The fire started from her bedroom. “She made efforts to escape, but the fire caught up with her at the door of her bedroom, where my men met her dead. “We were able to prevent the fire from spreading to the ground floor. The corpse was handed over to policemen from Anthony Village Division.” Late Dr. Damola retired as a radiologist in Saudi Arabia before returning to Nigeria. She also worked at Lagos University Hospital, LUTH

Some unfortunate peeps still go ahead to add sugar in yam..

Benin - A Dietician in the Department of Dietetics, University of Benin Teaching Hospital, Mr Peter Stephen, on Tuesday advised against peeling of yam before cooking it. Stephen said in Benin that cooking yam with the skin reduced its sugar content. He noted that yam and rice had high Glycemic Index (GI) which increased blood sugar level, and advised that yam should not be peeled before cooking to reduce the sugar content.
GI is a numerical scale used to indicate how fast and how high a particular food can raise blood glucose (blood sugar) level. ``The skin of yam that is normally peeled off contains proteins and vitamin B Complex. “It also has soluble fibre that absorbs sugar inside the yam. ‘’When the yam is properly cooked, you peel off the skin before eating. “When you cook your yam with the skin, it will not increase the blood sugar level. ``By the time you eat the yam with vegetables, it gives you a better result,” he said. Stephen listed foods with low GI to include tomatoes, soya beans and beans. He noted that such foods had natural substances lowered blood sugar level. He advised people, especially diabetic patients, to mix foods with low GI with those with high GI in the ratio of 2:1 to maintain a good blood sugar level. “Rice has high GI; so, if you want to eat it, mix it with food with low GI such as beans. “If you take five spoons of rice, you have to take 10 spoons of beans to help to slow down the rate sugar is absorbed in the blood. “Even if you are not diabetic, you have to control your sugar level because prevention is better than cure,” the dietician advised. (NAN)

The Indigenous People of Biafra, IPOB, yesterday warned against the careless killing of its members by security agents, lamenting that over 1,000 members of the group have been publicly and secretly killed since their leader was arrested and detained. Also yesterday, the Abia Police Command explained the death of the praying IPOB members in Aba. The IPOB Media and Publicity Officer, Mr. Emma Powerful gave the warning while addressing newsmen in Nnewi after their meeting to review their activities and to determine options that will be followed to check the incessant killing of the members for engaging in peaceful protests. “We wonder what these soldiers and policemen who are killing our innocent members because they embarked on peaceful demonstration to demand the unconditional release of our leader and Director of Radio Biafra Mr. Nnamdi Kanu, are doing in the South East when their marksmanship is needed in the North East to check the activities of the Boko haram insurgents who are killing people on daily basis.

Yea ...d pastor go tink odawise sef

How does this affect our economy Like is that y we are here

I wouldn't say much... LOVE is BLIND you knw Mayb the akwa yibom woman gave him kopnomin

I wouldn't say much... LOVE is BLIND you knw Mayb the akwa yibom woman gave him kopnomin

A priest asks Johnny if he’s scared of Satan. Little Johnny says “I have nothing to b scared of you are the one that must be scared; you talk crap about him every Sunday……

Nawa o...brainy peeps sha!!! Oya who's up cus I'm out of questions..

Sai BUHALEE

At first I tot it was under age marriage!!! Wth!!! All the under age atrocities na for north sha o!!!
Jst take a look at under age voters for crying out loud!!!
What do they even knw they are doin #PMBisasuspect
POLITICs sha!!!

All tru!!! I am not a human, nor am I an animal. I have eyes, but cannot see, and I have hair that you cannot comb. My brown skin has several layers but this seems a paradox, because one is smooth and the other is hard. My skin protects my soft white flesh; and within my flesh is my opaque blood. What am I?...

Is tha y we're here!

Leader of the Indigenous Peoples of Biafra, IPOB, and operator of Radio Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu on Tuesday morning arrived the Federal High Court Abuja for the commencement of his trial, but refused to come down from the prison van. This led the prison officials to call his lawyer, Chuks Mouma, who after much persuasion was able to get Kanu to come down from the vehicle. He however refused to take off the handcuffs on him even while being led to the courtroom. The Department of State Services, DSS, had arraigned the embattled Director of Radio Biafra before Justice Ahmed Mohammed of the same court on a six-count charge of treasonable felony but the matter could not be continued following Kanu’s vote of no confidence on Mohammed. Following Kanu’s vote of no confidence on the judge, the matter was brought before Justice John Tsoho. The defence counsel, Mouma had on January 25, filed an application before the Tsoho-led court seeking for an adjournment on the consideration of bail. Following the application, Justice John Tsoho had adjourned the matter till January 29 for ruling on the bail application. Justice Tsoho in his ruling on January 29, denied Kanu bail on the ground that he was a threat to national security.
Tsoho held that if Kanu was granted bail, he may go back and commit the same crime for which he was been prosecuted, adding that he may jump bail due to his dual citizenship. He consequently adjourned the matter till today, February 9, for commencement of trial.

Hmmm...which is heavier...100 pounds of rock and 100 pounds of feather

Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see or feel it. What is it?

Divide 50 by half ,and add 20 ..what did u get!?? .90% will fail this ..

Which dance step do you think rocked 2015 most

I swear her pikin go come with basket mouf...
This one na cowbell foundation
#mammarygland
#bobby ....is that y we are here

I can neva forget ...one is the genius ,and the other is ....Pinky and d brain of cause ,wah about Biker mice from Mars!!??..O.M.G!!! na we enjoy cartoon pass o...then there's BATMAN and dat his milkano DOG ...
E don tey o...which one again sef

My heartfelt pity and condolence to all the victims of boko haram attacks...and most especially to d chibok girls...although there is no guarantee that we shall see u girls again...so as we approach this valentine period...I wanna personally state that I LOVE U ALL..especially. D pretty ones /D ...come back home soon
#BBOG
#SAVECHIBOKGIRLS
#1LOVE

Lie Muhammed,,,wat else Gej is gone u dey find him trouble 'THERE IS GOD OOO'!!!

Bigmillz:
i see dat u ar nt gud wit english language. U can refer 2 countries as states also. Go bak 2 skul, u dropped out frm nd ask ur english teacher

aii TNX

The leadership of St. John’s Anglican Church, Agbarho in Ughelli North Local Government Area of Delta State was thrown into confusion when the church vicar, scheduled to lead a team of ministers at a funeral service, suddenly died after he was rushed to hospital. Venerable Stephen Eseteru Ogue, JP, 53, author of several Christian books, including ‘Escathology: The rapture of the Saints’, ‘Foundation for marital bliss’ and ‘The potential power of the Holy Spirit’, died at about 7.45 a.m. on Friday, December 11, 2015, two hours before he was billed to officiate at a funeral service. Until his sudden death of cardiac arrest at Lily Hospital, Deco Road, Warri, the Anglican venerable, according to his first daughter, Oghenenyoreme Ogue, was suffering from diabetes and high blood pressure. The hearse conveying the remains of the woman whose burial the paster was supposed to preside at, mourners, including a large delegation of the church’s Women Guild as well as members of the Anglican Fasting and Prayer Society, had gathered in front of the church building as early as 9.25 a.m. for the service billed for 10.00 a.m. Unaware of the tragedy that had occurred, the mourners, who had been warned the previous night against lateness to the funeral service, waited patiently for the officiating ministers to receive the body at the West Door (entrance of the church) in accordance with Anglican doctrine but no pastor was in sight. Meanwhile, other members of the church and visitors kept trooping into the church premises for the funeral service. Worried by the development, members of the mourning family began to call the vicar’s phone line and a voice answering to urge them to be patient. The calls to Reverend Friday Erutere, billed to assist the venerable at the funeral service, were initially ignored until he answered to similarly sue for patience, saying he was on his way to the church. Erutere, who conducted the service of songs with Rev. Wisdom Eghagha, the previous night, had warned against lateness, stressing that, in Anglican Church, such lapse attracts a fine of N10,000. After about 45 minutes delay, a Toyota car, said to be owned by the vicar/archdeacon, hurried into the church premises and made its way straight to the staff quarters ,to the relief of those waiting outside the church. Immediately, people started regrouping around the hearse with the hope that the service would soon begin. But, the relief soon turned to despair when the regrouping band of mourners discovered that the occupants of the car were only two female members of the family and the pastor’s driver. The waiting had just begun. In the anxiety, nobody observed that the car, which was later learnt to have taken the venerable out of the church premises that early morning, did not bring him back. The only occupants of the car at that moment besides the driver, were his wife, Felicia and his eldest daughter, Oghenenyoreme. Eventually, 60 minutes after the scheduled time of service, Erutere, accompanied by two others, arrived at the West Door to officially receive the corpse and proceeded with the funeral service. Despite the commencement of proceedings, anxiety was still palpable as church members continued to ask after the whereabouts of the venerable, who had, on several occasions, enjoined members of the Women’s Guild to be punctual for that particular service and had promised to lead the church delegation to Okpara Inland for the interment. Nobody was providing answers to questions. Not even his assistant who, some observed later, appeared agitated and confused to the extent that, for the first time in a funeral service, there was no communion and there was no offertory. By far, the most worrisome was the treatment accorded the National President of the Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, who took time off his church’s three -day crusade at the Warri Township Stadium, as a mark of honour for the fallen mother. As the mourners departed the church for Okpara Inland, venue of the interment, there was no word about the sudden death of the vicar of the Agbarho church where another Anglican canon, Rev. Benedict Akpoguma, took over proceedings. Put simply, neither the mourners nor well wishers, who had travelled from long distances, including Mr. John Salubi of the NNPC, Dr. Francis Eghwubare of Delta State University, Mr. Joshua Onoronimighwu of Central Bank of Nigeria, Mr. Victor Onogagamue of Delta State Sports Commission, Barrister Joseph Ogedegbe, and a former NBA Chairman of Ughelli Local Government, were briefed on the reason for the funeral’s delay. When our correspondent visited the home of the vicar, the wife [Felicia] was lying on the bed despondent with a few church members shielding her and making sure her health condition did not degenerate. Only the first daughter, Oghenenyoreme, could volunteer comments,although, she was unable to explain the mystery behind the death of her father, as, according to her, they were trained to submit to the will of God in all circumstances. However, the daughter said they had prayed together that morning in accordance with family tradition, without any visible signs of danger, and the ebullient father retired to the couch in the sitting room apparently to relax. “After a while, I noticed that daddy was no longer breathing normally and I raised the alarm to draw my mum’s attention. She quickly called the driver and we carried him to the car and drove straight to the hospital in Warri. That is all I can tell you, because nobody told us anything about his state of health until the bishop came later that day to break the sad news to us,” she tearfully narrated.

Bigmillz:
This is really nice. Kenya has always been a friendly brother to Nigeria.I wish success to the two states

Nigeria is not a state my friend ...she's a country

Exponental:
stale... not in a country where almost all organizations have CCTV.

...ledhanded

This post actually belongs to the crime dept. . . But I prefer to share it here police in Lagos State have arrested a 37-year-old
man for allegedly raping a mentally-challenged girl (names
withheld).
It was learned that the suspect, Adesola Moses, who
resides at Osenatuilo Street, Alagbado by AIT Road,
reportedly raped the victim in her mother’s shop.
Vanguard gathered that the suspect took advantage of the
victim’s mental health and had anal sex with her.
According to a family member who spoke to Vanguard, the
victim’s mother, Muiynant Mustapha, left her 19-year-old
daughter in her shop to attend a party, when the suspect
sneaked into the shop, asked the girl to remove her clothes
and raped her.
The relative said: “While the act was ongoing, a 10-year-old
girl, Tunrayo, daughter of the landlord, who usually plays
with the victim, saw them and ran out to alert people. By
the time people got to the shop, the suspect had escaped.”
It was learned that in a bid to identify the suspect, the
elders in the community gathered 12 young men in the area
and Tunrayo was able to identify the suspect, who had
changed his clothes to avoid recognition...
'Where's the knife Lemme castrate dis man !!!'

Couldn't wait to share this ooo!!! Lalasticlala .There were three men living together in London. An Afro-
American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all
starving because they didn't have money to buy food.
However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in
this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a
plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he
ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had
finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN
MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American
shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could
not remember being paid. But because he did not want to
cause any trouble, he let the brother leave.
Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same
restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine.
When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect
the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES.
BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted.
This time the manager came and had to calm down the
West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the
other customers. He let the guy go.
Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know
how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered
the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of
Beer. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the
money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say
anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir, I have been having all
sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two
other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say
that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money
from them so, " Before he could finish, the Nigerian
interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU
OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO
GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"
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Nigerians tho ,I'm sure d dude is from d east!!..
IGBO KWENU!!!